There are no cons. Do it . NAO !

Tell us where you live

an hero first, then we'll discuss

Pros:
Legacy
High Score (if you don't suck)

Cons:
Death
Prison if you really fucking fail

Pros: OP might die
Cons: OP might live the rest of his life in prison


I'm not sure it's worth the risk

Pros - awesomeness
Cons - Life in prison or death

pros: every body dies

cons: some might survive

Pros: I need not list
Cons: Death/Prison/etc

Just kill off your classmates one by one, serial killer style!

Pros: lulz
Cons: an hero

Pros: That'll show them fuckers

Cons: Death or jail
Which equals butt rape.

But you could always just shoot up the prison.

>>198919093
pros - its fun
cons - the gun could jam or some shit before u pulled it on urself and ud have to be in jail forever

that con is the only reason im not gonna kill my parents before i kill myself.

con: you will go to jail, die, or some other way ruin your life.

beat the high score!

well since you're cosidering shooting up your school i have a feeling you don't mind dying so just an hero with last bullet then the cons are none.

>>198919093
cons: your IP is logged on /b/ so every cop could find out where you live. and shooting up your school is no joke.

Pros: Beating Cho's high score, if you're decent.

Cons: Not beating the high score, and have everyone laughing at you.

>>198919469
Your parents will be proud

Pro for a day you would feel like a god
Con Some could disarm you

Enjoy your jailtime.

DO IT FAGGOT

Make sure you only kill Guys, that way all the chicks will be wanting to be with you cause them bitches loves bad boys

>>198919093

cons : you're probably on FBI / NSA radars dumbass.

Well, if you're like the two boneheads from Columbine, your folks are military intel officers and you've been a mind control project since before you were born.

Ever wonder why the judge in the Columbine case sealed the court records for 25 yrs? Something mighty fucking fishy about that...

PROS: dude, you will be on the MOTHERFUCKING NEWS, you can say CRAZY lines like, this is from the internet and shit, and you get to kill ALL those motherfuckers who ever gave you hassle, very, very slowly. youll go down in history, all of us wish we had the balls to do it, yet we dont.. you do.
CONS: if you dont wanna get bumfucked for the rest of your life you will have to fake your own death, or blow your brains out

>>198919093
DON'T DO IT OP

>>198919469

Protip. Two guns. That is all.

pros: so much lulz and winrar

cons: Not enough kills

Cons: Your a fag and you will never do it.

Pro: A legacy

Con: Buttraped in prison if you fail

PROs: You'll be in history books forever as an infamous murderer.

You can look the jocks that bully you in the eyes as they beg for their life, before you take it.

Cons: You have to die, or go to prison.

is it too late for inb4v&?

>>198919722

>>198919713
Hey hey hey, I'm homicidal not suicidal.

Wanting to kill people =/= wanting to kill myself

Pro: You look like a nerd
Con: You look like a nerd

do it for the lulz

>>198919093
Cons the rest of us have to listen to how you played grand thief auto, and how that cause you to go on a killing frenzy for months on end.

bumping hoping cops see this.

Please setup webcam so we can see your arrest

>>198919722
maybe hes behind 7 oxxies?

PROS: idk
Cons:Money on guns.

>>198919722
Don't scare him, he might not do it.

feels so sweet, but kind ends your life...

Enjoy getting vanned

BEAT THE HIGH SCORE!

∆
∆ ∆

Pros: EVERYTHING
Cons: NONE

DO IT FAGGOT

have you any gun already?

if not: gtfo fag
if yes: pic with timestamp

>>198919093
Just do it man, just don't give us your adress or info, otherwise you'll get busted b4 you attempt to do it.
BTW, get yourself a lot of ammo if you are planning on beating the high score.

Pro :you will satisfied for 5-30minutes maximul
Con : Everybody will hate you , youre family
if you survive enjoy you're fucked up life..

My advice only kill niggers

>>198919093
>ITT pro[fessionals] and con[victs]
i lold, but only a little

Con: Fucking fail if you don't get a high score

pros- NONE
cons- everything else

you're a fucking idiot

Hi, Faux News =D

Think about your parents and how this will affect their lives, furfag.

pros: revenge sweet revenge, infamy, high score if ur not a faggot
cons: jail forever, family shame, death if an hero, might kill the innocent (some care, some dont), school/town infamy, etc
not always worth it without amazing planning (like columbine style epic) and good reasons

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FLOOR!

>>198919093
Cons: FBI monitor this and will probs tracing your ip as you type pros:nothing

doubles says do it, then an hero

No! Fuck you, I'mma beat the High Score!! Where's it stand, now, anyway?

Do it! Just tell us the date so we can skip and watch the news

I sure hope Hell doesn't exist, for you.

save one for yourself, and if all else fails .... GO FOR THE EYES!

Do it. When you do, write a suicide note that talks about the corporate crime and similar injustices going on in America.

You'd be remembered for being an OP and a fag.

Just make sure you dual wield.....no exeptions

Hey don't use a gun everyone uses a gun, use explosives instead then you'll be remembered in history.

>>198919307
>>198919320
>>198919450
your all retard there are no cons like that one guy said go do it

i think the most massive killing of victims in USA history on schools massive-murder-suicide is Cho's Virginia Tech which was about 30 murders i guess

so beat the score OP!!

dont waste yourself on the school, work hard and make bank and do some serious damage :D
but if ur set on the school, make sure you plan it well so you dont just get like 3 kills and then shot, if u got a cop go for him 1st, make sure to take the weapons from him and/or destroy them. best wep imo for a school shooting would be a MP5, no ones wearing body armor, no need to worry about penetration, its nice and compact for whipping around doorways and the mags are rather small so you can carry quite a few, just some tips my murderous friend :)

PRO: MAKE NEWS AND FRUNT PAGE WITH A HERO
CON: DO IT FAGGOT!

Pros: There isn't one
Cons: Either you die and go to hell where you get raped by satan himself or you spend the rest of your life in jail where niggers get to use your ass as a dick washer.

Pic related. It's OP

Pros: OP dies
Cons: OP dies

Dude, what if one of us goes to your school and you kill us? That would suck!

I mean, I'm not at risk here because I'm not a high school faggot, but still...

Don't do it if you go to the University of Michigan, I don't like getting shot.

PROS - MEGA LULZ

CONS - going to jail and becoming the prison bitch

Just do it, but be kind as to say jsut what state you live in so I can either keep the bricks in my butthole or not.

dont give details of where you're at or else the moralfags will turn you in

DO IT!!!!!

We need to know where you are in the world.

Also, take pics whilst doing it- for the lulz

>>198921270
lol

As fun as this thread is, all you dumbasses can get arrested for encouraging the OP, OP you're going to get v& whether you do it or not after this thread.

pro: Well pretty much an hero, You do what everyone of us wants to do and doesn't afraid of nothing.

cons: Problems getting enough guns and ammo to beat the highscore when you do not live in the usa. -> Expensive.

>>198919093
do it, then blame it on your sexually abusive parents...

double-lulz

You know mods report people for making posts like this, right? Expect to get v& unless you're behind 7 proxies.

I'm not kidding either, I've seen scans of an FBI report in regards to a 4chan post.

High score currently stands at 32

>>198921456

NO, we need to know where this guy is. Else, it could just be another Hero whom he is sapping the glory from.

Don't. If I see one more "R.I.P SCHOOL TRAGEDY IM A HUGE FAGGOT PLZ RAPE MY FACE" group more on facebook I will an hero infront of my fleshlight but didn't know how to shot web so i cool instead.

Linus?
:\

somebody didn't learn from the last kid who ttried this on b

whats your plan OP?

>>198919093

>>198921850

Please tell.

>>198921373
Thats why every /b/tard should carry a standard issued "run like a faggot" attitude if the lulz comes withing proximity.

op is full of shit

>>198921966
see
>>198921617

yeah what happened?

inb4 v&

>>198919093
grats cops will find out b4 u even get to go to class tomorrow. and why not just kill yourself no one cares about you anyways.

epic win if you use a knife only OP

do it during an indoor evacuation drill. everyones already lined up.

Pros: dead niggers
Cons: dead white people

Fuck I'm glad I'm not in your shoes, damn near impossible choice to make there

>>198920156
>Buttraped in prison if you fail
daily

>>198921966
I herd some retard said he was gonna massacre just too get replies in this thread and police raided his house :') he was liek 14 or something.

Just tell us what school so we can avoid going there if need be

They shot up the school on 4-20? now thats a low blow.

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cons prison rape

Pros: People will recognize you, you'll be on the news, everyone who ever wronged you will pay, and it just feels good to fire a weapon at a living being.

Cons: Chance of death is 96%, majority self-inflicted. Since the Columbine High School Massacre, security has increased substantially, and police/swat won't take 3 fucking hours to enter the building. They're trained to enter and neutralize the threat now. So, you have about thirty minutes to a hour to kill after the inital alarm goes off.


Best of luck OP! Several protips.

-Two guns.
-Taunt people before you kill them.
-Aim for Teachers, those are extra points.
-Blow up the school too, or at least have a wide range of killing. so they have to remodel a lot of the school.
-Have some epic fucking last words.
-Stay away from windows. Police snipers are a bitch.
-Don't be too noticeable coming into the school.
-Eliminate the contents of each classroom systematically.
-If at all possible, Bring a buddy. I'll gladly help you! Where do you live?

>>198919093

Napalm can be made in your house. Google the recipe, but don't be a nigger faggot and get yourself blown up in the proces.

Break into school after cutting power to security cameras.

Set explosives in very hidden away locations with a very small time bomb to set everything off.

????

Profit

If you're going to do it, make sure to blame your actions on something weird that will fuck with anti-gun anti-violence types; like Barney the Dinosaur or Dora the Explorer.

Failing that, just claim it's because of Ebaums.

>>198922292
Every time i do it makes me laugh...

Well first off, you won't be able to DRINK ANY MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK.

Cons get caught.

Pros don't.

Yo, shoot up your school, but don't be a pussy about it, just shooting at random. Make sure the internet can witness the whole thing, make it creepy/ cult-ish, then give yourself up to prison. You plead insanity, the nature of your crimes will put you in iso right away, and you can spend the rest of your life issuing cryptic statements.

you'll become a superstar

>>198922353

KNIVE ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITT no lulz or tits. Fail

Pro's: You kill all of those fuckers you want vengeance on.

Con's: You are a bastard to america, but a god to /b/, Also, Time stamp before death plz.

OP here, and you faggots have been trolled. Thanks for playing.

pro - you will most likely not survive this, whether you kill yourself or are killed, and there will be one less person like you in the world.

if you're going for the high score you'll have to kill yourself in the process. unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of sodomy

if you're not going for the high score, you're not trying hard enough.

>>198922281
lol internet is taken seriously nao

>>198922175
Maybe he can go shoot up his school right now, maybe he could down some janitors before he an heros

>>198922415

FUCK YEAH

what is the high score these days?

>>198922423
How did our eyes get so red?

0.0 wow ...

pros: combo depending how well your shot is or what you're using.
ill laugh
if you want a police assisted suicide this is the way to do it and tell us the general location so we know what news stations to look at and when etc
cons you don't die your combo gets broken
ill still laugh
you get paralyzed
you get raped in the ass by a guy named butch for the rest of your life in prison.
i say do it

PROS: Beat The Virginia Tech and Columbine Highscore!
Become a Legend
People wish they Had Your balls

CONS: You will have to An Hero to avoid AssRape in prision
You will have to An Hero (unless your already suicidal, which would make it an Pro

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yell mudkipz with every kill

Pros: You take your teen angst out on people.
/b/ loves you.
/b/ makes memes about you.
You troll hundreds or thousands of people and their families.
You get to pretend you're playing CoD 4.
If you break the high score, you get put into the history books.

Cons: You die. Or get executed/put in prison forever.
Everyone hates you forever.


There appear to be more pros than cons.

>>198922696

32

>>198919093

OK OP, i've put together the most accurate pros and cons for you to help in making your decision.

There are no pros, as nothing good can be achieved from shooting innocent people. The cons are that you won't go to heaven, infact you'll go to hell

Up to you.

Stay faithful.

>>198920964
THIS.

you're gonna get Vanned(&)

>>198922414
make that a three cell

Guys you've just been fucking trolled so bad xD

Thanks for playing, fags.

Seriously, livestream it. Set up a webcams in the rooms you are going to shoot in beforehand and then post on /b/ from inside the school and immediately proceed to kill people before it's taken down.

Pros: EVERYTHING, remeber to AN HERO

CONS: NOTHING

GO FOR THE HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Tomoe/Andrew_Kehoe

Andrew Kehoe
45 Kills
58 Wounded

If you shoot up a school

you're just giving sob stories to EVERY person there and they will milk it for all that it's worth and they'll bawww to every person that they ever meet in their lives

plz save us from sob stories. go an hero instead.

>>198922414
FBI fag trying too LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>198921617
well that shouldn't matter, as it specifically says below /b/ - Random: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

So even though OP gets vanned, nothing shall happen to him, the most that will happen is he getting to the police station or FBI department for a deposition and then he claims it to have been a hoax and say the line I quoted above and thats it.

No big deal, unless you got some compromisses on that day.

>>198922845
a christfag on /b/?! lol thats better then someone rolling the 19888888 number lol

>>198922414
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Are you a GAY NIGGER?

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>>198922704
What the hell is on joey's head?

You better be behind 7 proxies...

>>198919093
dint someone already get arrested for posting something like this but he threatened to plant 2 pipe bombs? btw OP he got busted because he was a retard like you and posted it on 4chan

>>198922533

No you're not, it's not that hard to figure it out

why is it always people at school? You can't go shoot some gang members and do something that might actually help society in the long run? No, you just want to shoot mostly innocent people because you're such a bad ass because you're taking out the frustrations of your faggy life on people that are better than you. I hope you're trolling. Also,

>>198920238
Yeah right. You dying would be the best thing that could happen to you. Unless you manage to cross the border after a fucking shooting. Good luck with that.

Pros:
Fun
Legacy
People who don't deserve life die

Cons:
People you care for (and care for you) will probably be depressed for the rest of their lives
You will die or go to jail
You wont be able to experience the legacy of yourself

Shoot the principal, then claim he sexually abused you. You'll look like the victim!

EPIC LULZ!!!!

>>198922783
>WEAR A GUY FAWKES MASK WHILE DOING IT
NO NO NO NO NO fucking newfag then this attack will be accociated with /b/ and the whole site will get v& fuck NO

>>198922245
genius protip.

>>198922783
>>198922783
>>198922783
Fail
Andrew Andrew Kehoe got 45 Kills Cho got 32.

>>198921373
you are most definitely a highschoolfag!

>>198922696
>>198922696

i think cho from VA tech still holds it

Troll... yawn.

If not troll, read Linkola and feel good about it.

do it early in the morning. come to school a little late, bring with you some gas in a bottle, as fast as you can squirt the gasoline on the main exits and light them on fire one by one.... then start your shooting, make sure to spread the kills all over as to effect as many people as possible and not just a small pocket.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Go for the high score!

ur just giving the kids at your school another thing in their life to make them think they're special and you're allowing yourself to be manipulated by the media to fit their agenda.
the only reason you're doing this is because of them anyway, cos of all the coverage they make u seem like u matter.

attention seeking faggot

Guys ...

Can you not spot a troll when you see one?

Jesus, I thought you guys were good at this sort of thing.

hurrrr

who ya gonna kill?

>>198919093
Be sure to shoot yourself first, that way they won't be able to capture and torture you.

>>198923469

dats rite fags

>>198919093
OP here are some protips

You're gonna need Lightweight and Marathon Pro
A UMP with Holographic sight
And some flash bombs.

My advice, go into a classroom so you can score 25 kills and deploy the tactical nuke. Or if you can't, just go with a chopper gunner or AC-130

anonymous delivers!!

http://the-amateurs.110mb.com/?content=91233586

>>198923589
Some trolls are fun to feed.

>>198922646

Winrar is right.

Do it faggot

>>198923437
>>198923437
>>198923437
Andrew Kehoe got 45 Kills Cho got 32

>>198922845

if the only cons is going to hell, then there won't be any problem...
derp.

>>198923410

lolwho?

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toothsomeodor22

make skins for Left 4 Dead zombies that look like the school mates that you wish you were. Then you can kill loads, without being a faggot about it

>>198923148
>>198923069
>>198922973

Not F.B.I. Just a kid who's been contemplating the same thing for a long time.

>>198920367 haha thats great

Hey hun, i understand how you feel, and i sympathise with you all the way. Don't even joke about these things eh, i think i remember an article on ED about cops arresting someone that threatened to do this, am i wrong?

Hope you make the right choice and decide not to do this.

HAI FAUX NEWS

>>198923589
/b/ can, it's just fun too pretend sometimes.

>>198924120
NO see
>>198923373
THIS

if you are in usa you should do it you will became a hero to every one that is not american and possibly a hero to the enemy of the enemy you kill i am considering it too

>>198924098
>>198924098
>>198924098
>>198924098
>>198924098
>>198924098
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Tomoe/Andrew_Kehoe

lols.......only newfags shoot up schools.

A real man joins the army and shoots at people who can fire back.

Honestly, if you were considering this option, what else have you got going for you?

Pro: Break the high score and you'll usher in an era of asinine TSA-like "security" measures. Every 8th grader will know what it's like to fly.

Cons: You already failed step one. Which means you'll probably fail at planning this all the way out, or even supplying yourself correctly. Remember Columbine could have been *much* worse (better?)...but the didn't test their detonators.

ProTIP: If you *double* the high score, they'll name a law after you!

Dare: Remember to plan an escape route. If you *actually* make it that far, you kinda need an "aftermath" plan.

This thread will probably 404 first. But I am obligated to and have submitted this to the FBI

>>198924550
Nothing, thats why he wants to do it ¬_¬

>>198919093

If you are from USA, plan it. Security have increased. 20 min to 30 hours. See what I mean ?

Also if you can't fight for your life, just an hero and don't bother anyone.

Is this a troll anyway ?

>>198924550

he's probably too weak to join the army

his fat ass will give the squads position away aswell.

>>198923332
THIS.

Buy an ar-15 and the 100 rd drum mags.

GUYS IT'S A TROLL

I KNOW HIM, AND IT'S A FUCKING TROLL

GIVE IT UP

bumpin for the cops

>>198925149

LET IT DOWN

>>198924677
Samefag here.
On a side note, if you really want to ruin some shit with the after effects of a rampage, find the "Education Service Center" that manages every ISD in your state.
Bout time *those* bitches found out what wearing khakis every damn day feels like.

yeah yeah op is just starved for attention, i'm not even gonna call this shit trolling.

if you wanna go out beaten by them, shoot shit up. blow all that rage away that's been building over the years. even if you kill 50 people, you still lose, because they got to you so bad that you wanted to kill them.

be a man, grow up, and stop even joking around with this kind of stuff.

take a dead rabbit with you and eat his brain
then say it tastes like candy while someone is recording you

>>198925149
Get the troll v& make an example of him!

pros: carnage
cons: don't fuck it up, no quickload / save for you

>>198925026
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>>198925026
>>198925026
>>198925026
>>198925026
>>198925026
>>198925026
YES

pro: your friend's dad spend less money

con: your anus never will be the same

Pro Tip: Use The Following perks... Over Kill,Bandolier,& Radar Jammer.

>>198923332

Epic lulz but 1 kill only

>>198925287
Eww are you really butthurting about uniform, what faggotry are you conveying. The only reason why he'd do this is for the lulz.

>>198925672
No no no, you START with the principal. Then blame the rest of the kills on your feelings of shame and violation after what he *did* to you.

Killing a bunch of people so they hate you afterwards = not very lulzy.

Killing a bunch of people and actually getting people to feel sorry for you = EPIC LULZ

TAKE WHATEVER DRUGS YOU CAN BEFOREHAND SO WE CAN SEE THE EFFECTS OF DRUGS ON A SCHOOL KILLER!

OMAIGAWD

Am I correct in saying that this is /b/?

And am I also correct in saying that only total retards would think anything on here was true?

Sorry to disappoint, but no school shooting. Go find something else to fap over.

>>198925302

Troll or not have fun in jail OP

>>198919093

Pros: You'll be remembered by the nation for at least 20 years.

Cons: You'll be remembered as an emo faggot who couldn't deal with real life, so you decided to wuss out and kill yourself...but not before killing other people who won't be remembered as a noncontributing 0 like yourself.

Do what you want, but I hope some jock from the football team crushes your skull for extra insult to injury.

>>198922696

http://spreekillers.org/

>>198921219
>>198921219
>>198921219
there is no hell, you Christie moron. (or you're a troll, in which case, GTFO.)


pros: infamy, vengance, badassery.
cons: jail, death, family shame. (unless you hate your fam., in which case its a pro.)

18125253033 call me

>>198926387
I've seen about 3 threads where some one said they would shoot up their school the next day, and they delivered
of course, only 3 within 3 years isn't much out of all the other trolls.

>>198926462

I dont think the FBI gives a shit about 4chan

Do whatever the fuck, just don't involve /b/. The last thing we need is some crack head shooting up his school and saying 4chan told him to.

>>198919089
Stop spamming AɳoɳTalk.com with your stupid shit.

>>198919093
do it dude, at least 3 shots each to someone, aim for head. Suicide is the way out.

>>198926591
>>198926591
>>198926591
WOO BUM-KON!!!!

Cons:

/b/ won't remember you if you don't attempt to get a high score.

Don't kill yourself though, a life in jail is worth the extra point.

>>198926462
>>198926462
>>198926462

too bad it will 404 before they get around to checking it

>>198926462
ITT: moralfags who like ruining things

>>198926462
moralfags… *sigh*

>>198926892
>>198926892
>>198926892
>>198926892

you must be new here

>>198925302
^^^Fag.
And OP, if you really want to tear some shit up, wait until the school is holding some sort of major assembly or something else which puts all the kids in one place. Then block/lock the exits as best as you can and just start chucking molotovs and shooting.

shoot up a place more secluded. seriously, not a school.

lol

>>198926462

FBI??

>>198926892
>>198926892
>>198926892
but wouldn't this be funny? And scare cancer away?

>>198926462

I fucking lold

>>198926856

they do. moot's even said the only time he really deals with police is when people post this shit. mostly because A. it's not funny, and B. police would look like idiots when everyone's like "OH HE POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET THE DAY BEFORE"

Pros: you become the hero of untold numbers of depressed faggots everywhere, you take out any number of this current cocksucking generation
Cons: you die/go to jail only having killed a bunch of irrelevant teenagers, no matter what the body count you still wont be remembered as long as harris and klebold

Pros: You get remembere FOREVAR if you beat Cho's highscore.

Cons: You die, and you might not beat his highscore.

Choose wisely..

OP, if you really do go about doing this, just know this.
I wish you the Fury of EBM on your mission

DO IT!!

If you're going to do it, go the extra mile and obtain a silencer. Make sure to have enough ammo to kill everyone in a room over multiple rooms. Leave any alive and they will be alerted.
??????
Profit

>>198926462

FTW!

>>198927176

Naw, not exactly new. I know this is a troll. But it's always best to be careful in case an OP takes our advice seriously one day and try to become an hero.>.>

Also, I know. It can be funny when an OP takes our advice, like deleting his system 32 file, but I see no lulz gained from this.

OP, only do it if you can beat the high score.
that is all

Do it faggot.

Pros: I don't see how one would obtain enjoyment from shooting at a building. its simply cement.

Cons: You'll probably get arrest for shooting at your school, or you may simply get a fine including the damage you caused.


All in all shooting at a building doesn't make any sense.

>>198926462

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

you are calling fools to the FBI

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>>198926462
>>198927635
>>198928572
Holy samefag, batman!

do it faggot

>>198919722

teachers are double points
janitors are triple :3

Wtf seriously!
what the hell is wrong with you pepole!
You praise this emo fag as if some hero, how do you live with yourselves!?
and OP you are a little emo fag, who don´t deserve the privilege of living, so why dont you just go kill yourself!

>>198927654
Agreed.
Like with this faggot over here >>198924740
Seriously, welcome to the Internet, Motherfucker.
I fap over the thought of standing on top of Mecca naked with a nuke hanging from my sack and blast the sandniggers during prayer, but I'm not going to troll the fucking FBI over it.
Fucking idiots.

K, I'm out, I'm gonna personally archive this, and you better deliver, OP.
also a few words of encouragement:
Go fuck 'em up.

uh OP it's a fucking stupid idea. No pros, all cons.

Pros:
-Story to live with (Providing you don't get the death sentence, or shot by the police)
-You can run off and live as a fugitive with some militia
-You can go on to bigger stuff, such as bombings
Cons:
-You'd probably die
-Nothing else really. Once you kill 30 people and you're on the run, you're officially free from everybody else

>>198928787

actually it wasn't

>>198928425
Definitely get a suppressor if you can. While it does not "silence" like in the movies, people tend not to recognize the sound of suppressed gunfire as gunfire.

>>198919722
>>198926462

>>198926462
>>198927635
>>198928572
>>198929265
why so samefag?

Guys,

It's a troll.

I know him, I encouraged him to do it.

So stop getting all excited over it.

You've all been trolled so hard.

WETHER BEAT CHO'S HIGH SCORE AND YOU WILL BE A HERO IF YOU DO IT

Pros: Respect, a good contribution to our shitty society.

Cons: None, unless your suicide fails.

>>198929812

Your friend lied to us.

He is not our friend anymore.

Now, he pays.

if ur going to do it don't kill yourself unless it's suicide by cop. and always aim for the head.

pros:
-hero to all mankind
-prove your superiority against the weak
-shoot for a new highscore (>35)
cons:???

>>198929812
O no!? We've been trolled? Lemme go an hero now that I've been trolled
you'll learn that everyone will forget about this tomorrow.

>>198928595

Anon, you're definitely right. There are a good deal of newfags in this thread who are trying to come off like oldfags by acting all hardcore.

They obviously weren't around when Fox did a news story on 4chan. The entire humor behind it was the fact that people were simply doing stupid shit like prank calling people, and they made this sensationalist news story completely blowing it out of proportion. Now that was funny.

>>198929812
STFO. Troll or not this shit is pretty lulzy.

>>198919093
alright but if you do, dont be a fucking pussy and shoot yourself, let the cops do it, go down swinging

You have to tell us what school you're from and your name and shit so that we know if you do it or not.

>>198930215

lulzier when he gets v&

Just making sure,

Guys,

It's a troll.

I know him, I encouraged him to do it.

So stop getting all excited over it.

You've all been trolled so hard.

If you do, please say something like you lose the game, so all of us will know when you do it. Pro: immortality and infamy con: you have to become an hero

Pros:Dead Niggas
Cons: Dead /B/rother

Camp this for easy kills. KAy?

>>198930624

Just making sure,

Guys,

It's a troll.

I know him, I encouraged him to do it.

So stop getting all excited over it.

You've all been trolled so hard.

>>198923265
Gang land? Hell, that's prolly not a bad idea.

Pros:
Who's gonna call the cops?
Tattooed-Face = Target
Bonus points for MS-13s
Screaming "the Internet made me do eeet!!" might finally earn your local D&D group some street cred.

Cons:
Mad Gang-bangers.

ProTIP: Get to L.A. that shit happens on a daily basis in some areas.

Hell yes do it! Of this Anonymous approves!

>>198930366
Or even better, lay down your arms and let them arrest you. When the media asks you why you did it, simply smile and say, "For the lulz."

Pic related, it's your face when you're interviewed.