bamp

stole a bag of skittles from my history teacher and she started to cry

I once whipped basketballs at my woodshop teachers fan. He walked out after I pelted it about seven times, but then I just did it again for the lulz. Shit was cash.

I stabbed a stack of photos... Directly through teachers face

I had a book called how animals have sex.

It had two pandas on the front mating


>>>>>got sent to office for "pornography"

i called a girl a whore, got two days of ISS
shit was so not cash :(

once a girl pushed me so i kicked her in the stomach.. i almost got expelled and they thought i was on drugs but i know i just did my part for a better world

printed out cock monglers face and put it over all the pictures of one particular teacher. suspended for about 3 days. shit was funny

Got suspended for having sex in my high school bathroom.

im on a five day suspension right now for leaving a school dance and drinking, then coming back and vomitting on the dance floor. lulz.

I got told off back in preschool for making an animal thing with my hand (like when you use 2 fingures as someone walking)

They thought I was sticking my middle fingure up at them :p

I told a girl that had no legs that she was such a bitch to everyone because "you have no legs."

She screamed, started crying, and I got suspended for 5 days.

almost got suspended for sex in the bathroom while the school was doing this "school wide football game" bullshit.

just denied it all and got off scotch free since they had no evidence.

so cash.

pooped my pants

Turned every poster in the school upside down.

stole couch from teachers lounge, and put outside for us students to sit on when having a smoke.

I TUK A SHIT IN THE BR SINK.!
(true story)

I stole the teachers shoe and hid in a cupborad...

i threw nacho cheese at a girl in 7th grade
i got 2 days of in class suspension

>>198484016
DAMN NIGGA I DID THAT 2 SHIIIIIT

Making a fake Facebook and cussing out this bitch from a while back. Apparently "cyber bullying" is a crime now.

>>198484680
haha hammer of justice

my friend drew a big penis on one of the posters

PISSED ON LOCKER ROOM RADIATOR STEAMED UP INTO VENTS SMELLED AWFUL GOT 50 DAYS SUSENSION LULZ

>>198483880
Win!

Coloured in a saintry towel red and stuck it to a whiteboard, then wrote "I'm leaking! :("

I'm a guy.

BAMP

Set off a tiny smoke bomb close to the teachers lounge. Whole class got in trouble but kept my mouth shut like every brave man would.

sage

i unintentionally hot boxed my GA's bathroom. Looking back it was pretty damn funny

PROTIP: don't smoke weed in your fucking bathroom, atleast with you the shower on full.

wacked off in bathroom

http://theamateurs.zxq.net/?content=114215728
anon delivers

Dropped textbooks out the 3rd floor window onto the cafeteria. The sound it made was so satisfying. Never got caught, though.

some retard found out how to remote shutdown any computer on our schools network, granted he had the serial number (which was plastered right on the front of the fucking case) so i got up a little .bat that repeated an abort shutdown line. The school apparently has rules against that kind of shit and we both get in trouble. His was justified, but wtf, i'm just protecting my work.

Thought that it would be funny to smoke weed at lunch to be high for the last leasson.

I got caught. Feels bad brah.

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>>198484680
Hammer of Justice is now a meme.

Screamed JUMANJI during a school play.

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>>198484680

105 day suspension? Shit.

This morning I called the security guard lady a cunt for booting my car for parking in a spot reserved for old ladies using our pool for water aerobics in the morning. All I had to do was apologize. Feels good.

printed out "you'll never find me!" 50 times to the printer of the computer lab opposite the one I was in. Also printed periods in size 72 font in the middle of like 50 pages to make them unusable

put a tack on my teachers chair.
didnt get caught though.

>>198486077
Tim?

Had sex in the girls dressing rooms during gym class. A girl from my class came down and saw me doing her best friend.
Shit was so fucking cash, but it wasnt that cash when I had like 10 teachers asking '*WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?''
My mom and dad was like ''Son, I am proud of you''

Drawing a penis and reciting the lyrics to 'Kickapoo' By Tenacious D.

Ripped a pipe of P.E changing rooms, flooded entire building.

3 days litter picking.

hid under teachers desk until he forgot i was in the class and when he did 30 minutes later i grabbed his thigh firmly with my masculine hands

crashing school computer network with a Net send dos command lag bomb

>>198486386
fatass

Shouting out stupid comments in class, teacher throws a pen at me and hits the guy behind in the forehead so he starts to bleed. llawl^^
Teacher walks the student to the nurse and I haven't heard anything about it since.

>>198486213

nope.

when I was a freshman, I took a shit in the urinal in the art building. They never found out it was me, which was odd considering there was a security cam in front of the door. My friend even stood guard outside.

once I put a bloody band-aid on an AIDS awareness bulletin board.

Another time there was a seniors board and I changed seniors to senors (even with the little squiggly thing- just made it out of the i) and when they moved the board to another part of the school they kept it.

never caught for either.

Stole a test we were supposed to have, then passed it on to people, along with the answers.

Or well, I didn't get in trouble for it, because I used various means to make it seem like this other dude did it. Shit was pretty cash.

i jammed one of the toilets with a pencil and this kid took a shit on the floor outside because of it... the smell made it's presence in that part of the building HAHAHA it stunk of shit in the classroom all day

I punched a kid in the face in kindergarten because he stole my blocks.

i skipped my Envi Sci class for a month my senior year. Still got an A and exempted form the final. I love fraudulently run classes and apathetic teachers.

>>198487293

(i jammed the toilet door lock with a pencil)

lol'd

>>198486888
Gotcha. I had a friend Tim that did the same thing. The guy said he was going to sue the school because he was a sub. It was lulzworthy.

I didn't do this one, but some of my classmates did; We had a substitute, so they stole some Natrium, and threw it in a sink, then ran.

The whole bathroom was ruined, they were never caught - not yet, at least. It was pretty fucking funny.

sometimes i peed in the water tank of the toilet, so when u flushed, instead of filling the bowl with water, it got filled with piss.
so one day i decided to change, instead of pissing on the tank i would put shit on it, so i shit over a lot of paper so i can grab the shit and put it in the tank.. then i think, well i already have it in my hands. so i dropped it in the sink and was walking away when a teacher came into the bathroom. i was all like, that was in here when i came in. shit was so cash (pun intended)

OP here.

There was a bulletin in my school that said "BONNE RESOLUTIONS." A few friends and I ripped off a few letters until it said BONER SOLUTIONS.

we also drew a spengbab in permanent marker on a whiteboard, they charged us for that one.

>>198483368

Dude, do you go to Highland?

>>198488137
No lol. nice try though.

I got suspended for making a proxy.

>>198486718

i'm quite petite actually, 160 lbs age 17

i convinced this stupid kid that jumping out of the window from the 3d floor would be safe, cuz of the snow even though i knew the snow wasnt deep enough. he broke both his legs. epic luls and i never got in trouble for it, HA-HA.

>>198485638
That wasn't a hotbox, that was steam you fucking moron.

I invented my own alphabet and I was using it to pass around notes.

Pretty much they said shit about how fat my English teacher was and how much of a bitch she was. They went through my bag and got the key sheet I had

Building was under massive renovations. Tech freind of mine figured out how to tap into the PA system. Hooked up a shitty MP3 to it and put Happy Happy Joy Joy on repeat. They couldnt shut it off, they could only talk over it, but the music kept playing.
Me and him were found out and got ISS for only one day because the Assistant Principle was a badass. (he was forced to punish us, but in ISS he allowed us to bring in fucking gameboys)

>>198488553
>>petite
Yeah you're definitely one fat mother fucker.

We had raid at outside for getting a 9th hour at school. Everyone there threw eggs and screamed.

I threw bricks,broke few windows and got dragged in.

Not really worth the 65 days expension but shit is cash nao.

fixed a craft knife in a paper aeroplane and threw it across the room, just as the teacher came in the room & copped me doing it. I got my ass handed to me for that

back in eighth grade we had the senial sub for math. one of my friends had the watch with a remote in it so he put on jerry springer and we watched it with subtitles. the sub realized after 20 min, so he unplugged the tv. we plugged it back in and kept watching. JERRY JERRY JERRY!

>>198487915

Natrium: Latin for sodium for non-chemfags.

Europefag posted this?

brought a shotgun to school and killed over 9000 students

>>198484680

LOL i live in yorktown wtfff

>>198484680
has no one heard of funnyexams.com? its from that website or whatever. not anon's.
the game.

>>198489295

>>198488964
i've got washboard abs and the body of a godess!!! don't sass me boy!

>>198489755
Was that necessary?

One of my friends brought a loaded handgun to school one time.

He didn't get caught. He only brought it to prove that he could get away with it.

>>198489944
cool story bro

Jacked off on myself and leaped out the window.

>>198488813
i meant without.

>>198490198

1. Open Notepad
2. Type Command.com
3. Save as SOMETHING.BAT
4. Run
5.????
6. Profit

>>198489221

Yup, Eurofag.

shooting an arrow out of school grounds during archery class

>>198481366

Racism

Our high school had server space for each student.

We used an old account (stupid fuckers didn't delete it) to store games and emulators on.
A newfag fucked it up by playing mario bros in the library. Newfag got in trouble, account was deleted.

Oh man. I was quiet the prankster back in my time. One time I put a peice of a gum in the water fountain.
amidoinitrite?

>>198489131
>Not really worth the 65 days expension but shit is cash nao.
Too bad you missed school for 65 days, perhaps they would've taught you the word expulsion.

i put my phone in a vcr and recorded myself yellin PENISS PENISS! i gave all thge kids in the class my number and they kept calling it. The teacher was so clueless she was picking up kids water bottles looking inside

>>198486386
>>198486386

Pray tell how you did this

>>198490984

I only really knew because my lab has a german postdoc who sometimes forgets to call it sodium. Its kinda trippy, because we all know that its also natrium, but its not common usage in the states.

printed a giant banner of my schools mascots fucking and dropped it at an assembly where everyone could see.

a friend of mine brought a airsoft gun and shot the assitan pricipal in 5th grade?
I called a blackj guy a nigger then rean and then me and all my friends defendeed me (im small) i was senor
then threw a water bottle at jason castro when he played at our school
And threw a water bottle at

rearranged the keys on the keyboard to all the computers in the lab to spell pwned

>>198487995
BON E R SOLUTIONS

>this is what it wouldve looked like

Fucking idiot.

Im not even going to respond to the permanent marker bullshit.