Continue

tl;dr

Go on. But I expect sex.

>>198149537
>>198149537
You should have seen that before you joined the thread, faggot.

Get the fuck on with it.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/32594/mrs-skizuka-gets-fucked-hard-and-screams

tl;dr

OP better find his way back to this thread to finish damnit

Before you continue, what the fuck is the point or moral first. We're not here just for open ear nigger

idunno what this gif is i am posting

moar

inb4 belair

>>198150034
hope you are wrong =/

Go on

OP BETTER NOT HAVE LOST HIS OWN THREAD

bump

he prob forgot to noko

And she blew like ten other guys, but then asked me to make out with her. I had never kissed a girl before, so I took the bait, and I swapped the cum in her mouth with the cum I had in my mouth, which was from my P.E. coach so I could pass cuz I'm a piss bitch little pussy. And then she leaned back and said that my mouth tasted like cock, and I blushed and then she was so excited to find someone who liked cock tyoo and we became bff's instead.

/thread

Bump

19 years old young cumdumpster showing tits on cam. you want to see these tits? add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

excellentunific

moar

OP HERE:

She had long dark brown hair with bangs reaching down to her beautiful hazel eyes. Her nose was the perfect shape, just a bit pointed, like a button and her lips were amazing, not too small, they were the perfect lips for kissing and blowjobs. She had light freckles above her nose and under her eyes and her smile made me melt inside, along with making me pitch a tent. “I saw your fall there, it was pretty funny.” She said to me in an almost angelic voice. I was at a loss for words, I had no idea what to say but I had to make a good first impression.
“Yeah” I whimpered as I was thinking of what to say. “I’ve never seen you around here, is this your first semester here?”
“Yeah, we moved here from Alaska last week, I’m Diana by the way.” She explained, as she extended her hand towards me.

holy fuck OP is a raging faggot if he doesn't continue

damnit i actually wanted to hear the rest of the story, regardless if it had a belair/scooby doo ending kind of shit

cut dick off, smash it on keyboard, post results

THE ABOVE WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING

>>198150834
YES!

f5f5f5f5

F11 F11 F11 F11

oops

“I’m Mark, nice to meet you.” I moved my hand towards hers and they met. Her hand was so soft and it felt like time had stopped as I had grabbed it. I could feel every contour, every wrinkle, and every little scar she had. Just as quickly as we touched hands, we pulled away. So yeah, I spent like two fucking weeks flirting with this bitch and then I finally asked her out. She said that she would love to go out with me but that her parents were really religious and were really territorial about her, so they had to meet him first in order for her to go out with me, so I agreed. What a fucking mistake.

>>198150834
>we moved here from Alaska
ugh all the alaskan chicks i know are total bitches
fuck you sarah

POST MOAR FAGGOT

this sounds like some shitty fanfic

Yayyyy! Storytime!

>>198150834

he continues! OP DOES exist!

dood is this gonna be a novel, get to the point jesus

>>198150834

That's it? ffs

this bear sheds a tear, do not make him suffer the waiting

>>198151442
>>198151442
OMG WERE HER PARENTS ROBERT DENIRO AND BLYTHE DANNER?

>>198150834

Well he's a fag even though he continued...

>>198150834
>>198150834
>>198150834
>>198150834
OP here.

Then as I went to shake her hand I remembered about the left over cum in my hand from giving a hand job to my math teacher because I'm also a fuckin idiot. Then she grabbed my hand and shreaked, and ran away and I felt stupid, so I wnet looking for her and found her in the girls bathroom which I'm also alowwed to go into cuz I'm a tranny and have a gaping loose vag. and then I raped her.

>>198151442
OP?????
PLZZ OP

>>198151442

There's gonna be shit in this story, I can tell..

continue

>>198151442

Protip for OP:

Put ''noko'' in the email field. it will take you back to the thread you posted in

REAL OP HERE:
So fastforward like 2 days and I was at Diana's shitty house (boy was it shitty! It looked like a grey, dilapidated piece of fuck) meeting her fucking parents. Her dad kept fucking glaring at me as he ate salmon after salmon after salmon, he just wouldn’t stop! Her mom kept asking intrusive questions. "Do you do drugs?," "How are your grades?," "Have you ever been in a fight?," etc. etc. I lied about every single fucking answer as I scarfed down her shitty and almost raw salmon.

So on our first date we were seeing a movie. it was a cheesy horror film but she still pretended to be scared and snuggled up next to me. I was really scared and didn't have the guts to kiss her, but then she asked, "Do you have something on your lip?" I whimpered "Yeah" and she kissed me right there. We made out for about ten minutes like that and then her hand undid my zipper. My extremely small cock tried to come out, but bursts into flames and killed everyone in the movie theater, including us.

>>198149223
OP you're doing it wrong..

you're supposed to write it, then copy&paste to /b/

also, if you are telling a story you're supposed to give yourself a trip.

fucking faggot.

hurry up

>>198152441
lmao

>>198151987
well played

>>198150016

Aww... how cute.

>>198152370
>>198152370
>>198152370
REAL OP HERE. I'M A STUPID DUMB NEWFAG WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE A MOTHERFUCKING TRIPCODE. I'M A USELESS UNLOVEABLE PIECE OF SHIT WHO SUCKS COCK ON THE DAILY.

bored
write moar

>>198152370
Inb4 turn into bear.

GET TO THE POINT ASSHOLE

>>198152645

is here! let the raping commence

>>198153266
This.

bet she's a fucking polar bear.

(alaska, hint hint)

>>198152370
>salmon
inb4 bear

>>198153352

The /b/ detectives have found the bear clues lol

OP HERE:
The dad suddenly stopped eating and stared at me eat the salmon, as I went on avoiding the raw parts his face turned from a shade of peach to a shade of red. I looked at him, smiled like an awkward fuck, and continued to get drilled by the mom’s endless questioning. I looked over at Diana and smiled, she looked back at me and she gave me a wink. I kept answering questions from the mom until I heard a loud noise at the opposite end of the table. Her dad, who was a big motherfucker just gets up off for no apparent reason and starts walking towards me. He picks me up and sends me flying halfway across the room. I didn't know what the fuck happened but I broke some shitty drywall they had and ended up in some stupid fucking room with light bulbs all over the walls.

>>198152370
Her parents are bears. The End.

MOAR.!!!!!!!

I thought "what the fuck?" so I got up and I turned around. I was immediately horrified when I saw the entire family standing there. I walked right into a fucking trap, they were bears disguised as an average family. "Fuck You!" I screamed as the fucker closed the door to the gay light bulb room.
They were all fucking laughing through the window and then the fucking dad bear started licking his crotch. I felt a sudden tingle in my pubes and I undid my jeans and noticed they were standing on edge along with all my other hair! So anyways the fucking light bulbs lit up into this bullshit blue light thing and the stupid radiation that was emitted disintegrated my fucking body, it was pretty fucking amazing, too bad nobody was filming, could've made for a sick gif.

>>198151471
>>198153352
>>198153681

Bracing for epic.

>>198153819
ok, now i'm scared that that is the real op o.O

>>198153819
Bear ending has been spoiled already =/

>>198153819

Oh shit!

He's gonna get raped!

>>198153527
Kodiak fucktard she has brown hair and KODIAKS are from alaska not polar bears

Anyways like 6 months later I appeared in the house as only a nervous system and there was some nigger eating fried chicken in the kitchen. The fuckers probably moved away, anyways the coon chocked on the KFC and died, shit was cash.

So like 10 months later I came back and I was a skeleton and had muscle and organs and shit, there was some creepy guy being questioned by Chris Hansen surrounded by cameras. My appearance made Chris Hansen's head explode and all of the cameras blew up cause of the EMP so the creepy guy had his way with the girl. I lawled before I disappeared again but I was also kind of pissed cause I wanted to fucking join in.

>>198154405

see

>>198154119

WE MAY NEVER KNOW

>>198153681

>>198154682
why did darth vader on the left not make /b/ but funny mouth guy did?

OP Here.

My next move was to simply cause planet earth to implode. I'm still working on it. I was hoping to do it for 200000000 GET

So anyways, like a year after the accident I came back all fucking naked and blue. I was also fucking ripped and I ended up appearing right over fucking Haiti. When I appeared I gave off a massive flash of purple and all the niggers must have thought I was the embodiement of purple drank (even thought I was fucking blue! Fucking dumbasses), so every single nigger in the shithole country moved at once and caused some massive fucking earthquake. Afterwards I flew around blowing them up with my finger and crushing them with buildings and shit, many lulz were had. Then a bunch of red cross and relief workers came to help the fuckers so I grew giant and started blowing them the fuck up with lazerz!!!!!

>>198154119

Noo I gave so much time to this

inb4 bears

>>198154538
>>198154538
congrats dr manhattan

Reece?

OP HERE: I AM OP! THE SHIT WITH LIKE ONE SENTENCE ADDITIONS IS NOT OP!

So now I have these fucking powers and I don't know what the fuck to do. Being blue and shit was cool at first but now I look like a fucking freak. I'm also losing the urge to wear clothes, but whatever. So yeah, so now I roam the Alaskan countryside looking for the bears that made me like this. I accidentally touched the head of Sarah Palin's baby while using him as bait for those bears, I heard they liked little kids or something. But yeah, I think I made him retarded. But anyways, if you guys find any fucking bears disguised as a family you fucking give me a holler and I'll blow them to shit. Whatever though, I'm off to have an orgy with myself. Oh yeah, I didn't tell you guys, I can clone myself. It’s so fucking sweet! Afterwards I’m going to play some Mass Effect 2, I’ve beaten it like 4 times! The game doesn’t end, /b/! It never ends!

>>198154119
AHAHAHAHAHA

fucking love the bear endings ahahahaha

Glorious exposition, comrade.

OP HERE HUUUUUURRRR DUUUURRRR. AWE MAN MY DAMN TROLL THREAD WAS DISCOVERED BEFORE I COULD FINISH TROLLING HUUURRR. GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO BEING A FUCKIN USELESS DRUG ADDICTED NIGGER HURRRRRRRRR.

Enjoyed the Mass Effect 2 reference.
Sick game.

love you op T~T

>>198155663
> beatin it 4 times. i never ends
>it never ends
wat