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YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I HATE YOU. GET OUT OF MY LIFE

you're a nigger

i want to fuck you doggystyle and shit in your parent's bed.

OP is a faggot.

i like u

I ate your goldfish ans gave your dog AIDS

give me my bike back you filthy nigger

I love you, why are you with Him when hes an asshole to you?

>>198149039
nice one faggot

shut the fuck up faggot

Angie your pussy stinks like dead goat ass. Wash that thing!!!

i wanna fuck your asshole....kevin

i'm not really a faggot. i just like taking up my pooper.

Bitch i gave you $20 to buy diapers not fucking zanax

You're a fucking slut and you just fucked things up for everyone else that's close to you. fucker

I want your dick so badly.

i love you

Dad, i am football team

You're a fucking idiot for staying with him and you deserve all the times he makes you feel like shit. Stupid cunt.

Where's my fucking money?

I MISS YOU

I love you dad.

Do you want that hug you asked for last time?

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Hi.

(unless I already know them or they say hi first).

JG says whatever he fucking feels like. This thread is useless to him. JG also talks about himself in third person because he is so badass.

"It's your money, use it when you need it!" -JG Wentworth

I can't believe the shit you're doing. You're a heartless bitch and talking to you anymore is the very last thing I need.

Too bad I'm still talking to her.

You are a fucking self-sufficient heartless bitch that only worries about yourself first then ask for the others to worry for you. Because you are truly an horrible human being, Fuck you and I hope you die from AIDS

your thread is fail

i want you to fuck me anal

>>198150121
The silence is deafening.

I will never care for anyone besides you. Not even myself

hello

Give me a hug :/

can i take you out to dinner and leave the whole rape thing behind us. :)

you are a disgusting ugly fat bitch and i want to puke everytime i see you

I can't believe you left me to be with that person. The same person that hurt you, lied to you, and did not trust you. Then after a year he supposedly changed? I thought you were a smart person, but I guess not when it comes to this. I give you a year of my life and this is how you repay me? After spending all that money, time and everything else on you. You have hurt so horribly that the only reason I still talk to you is that I know you will never smile ever again if you cannot talk to me, or see me. And what's funny is that, if I try to move on, you will become sad, or jealous and not want me to go. Why? Because you know what you did was a fucking mistake and you can't take it back. Well have fun, I hope you enjoy your fucking life while I do the same. Btw, I fucked Handria 2 days after you broke it off, so fuck you and your feelings. For the record, I never cheated, like you did, with your best friend, yeah he told me. Fuck you.

im gay.

You're worth a thousand of the other stupid fuckers, and I fucking hate that it makes you too good for me.

quit being a fucking arsehole and tell me whats wrong

I still want to fuck you

I know we are married and have 2 kids but I'm fucking your brother.

Shut the fuck up, you fucking douche!
amidoinitrite?

hey what do you say we freeze our shit and rape toddlers with it?

>>198150535
lulz

I have no friends

wow, /b/, if you need balls to say this shit to people, go kill yourselves

I fucking Hate You, And This Job.....I Fucking Hate this whole BOX of a jail i work for....Take this fucking Job and shove it Up your fucking asss!!!!

brother, i hate you and i want to kill you

you know, but irene doesn't.... i had the guts though
the rest of you are pussies

Why don't you contribute to the relationship at all when you say you care?
You really annoy me. Like a lot.
Like you're such an ignorant asshole
and I really should just dump your ass
and tell you exactly why so you learn how to treat someone.
Idiot.

>>198150715
oh shit

Theres nothing I really need to say to anyone.

>>198150535
I'm feeling ya man. Good luck in future.

I would do things to you with my penis that you couldn't even think imaginable

OMG FUCK OFF!!!
CAN YOU FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FLIRT WITH YOU DUMB CUNT

i killed her

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING MOTHER THERESA.

>>198151265
deep

I just wanna fuck you to see if you're a better fuck than your best friend. And I then wan him to find out and be gutted.

Your acne is disgusting and your face looks like a pizza. Even if you are my mom.

>>198151356

i think you meant derp

I love you

I dont say it because I know she doesn't feel the same

Hurr

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about! Let. ME. handle. this. >_> nigger

I'm the one who turned you and your dad in to the IRS, you cunt. Teach you to fucking cheat on me.

Hey, we've been friends for ages... but i'm fucking your wife... she's a bit of a slut actulary... she's fucked one of my friends too.

>>198151265
oh shit...

>>198150535

>>198151660

lame

>>198151566
Is that a Brachio-sore-ass

I'm here all week ladies and gents.

i love u raquel

>>198151872

lame

i like your dick

Mom dad I'm sure you know, but in case you don't. I'm gay.
and
Jimmie I still love you

you two faced bitch. fuck this im not gonna wait on your ass any longer. you need me come find me

>>198152065

are you serious there are still people afraid to come out to their parents? lame

FUCK YOU! You think your fucking funny leaving trash in my car? Fuck you, and your broke ass family.

I want to beat you to death with a crowbar and piss on your corpse

>>198152065

I want a divorce

I thought after 3 years apart I was over you. But seeing you in December just reminded me how much I love you. You said it yourself, if it wasn't for the fact I had a girlfriend at that time, we should date. Well I'm right here, and am offering you everything, I wish you would at least acknowledge my feelings I have for you. I'd give up everything for you, you know that. Come over in July and I'll show you how it would be to be together.

And if the rest of you wanna make fun of this, you can just fuck off yeah?

I know if we had a relationship together, people would judge us for our major age difference. I don't care what people would say, as long as your arms were wrapped around me at night.

i love you michael

Mom i fucking hate you, get out of my life now you fucking alcoholic bitch.

i hate myself for not being able o get up in the mornings. it cost me two jobs and a relationship. despite everything i say it wasn't anybody else's fault

>>198152415

haha she'll just end up disappointed anyway heheh

I know that you stopped taking birth control on purpose and that the three abortions we had were all your doing.

I talked to you ex and he said you did the same thing to him.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are you busy thursday night?

>>198150850

go die

>>198152699

ADDICTED TO ABORTIONS!!!

it's been over 15 years and I still miss you.

>>198152415

I DO WHAT I WANT

>>198151872
i lol'd so fucking hard. idk why hahaahahahaha

>>198152502
Fuck, seconded. Seriously, same situation. Condolences bro.

Yeah i know you love me, but i left that night to have sex with 2 prostitutes in Frankfurt... shit was awesome

i love you

Dump your boyfriend and date me
right now
seriously

i'm sorry I ate some of your dad ALRIGHT!?!

You like me and you know I like you so why don't we become a couple already? Sex friendship would be okay, too, because last night's cuddling and grabbing boobs was awesome. So what do you say?

>>198150535
deep shit, think u shud tell whoever is men to here that

Bad timing ruining what could have been a great relationship.

Leave him.

Depending on the person:

"I know I don't know you at all, but you appear to be the most beautiful, interesting and funny girl I've ever met. How do you say we hang out and have fun at some point? We can maybe go to the cinema or a concert or just hang out. I'll pay. And maybe after that we can go home to you and make out, and maybe I'll get you really drunk and you'll take your clothes off and say "Please stick it in my pooper" and I'll go "lol wut ok" and it'll be the best night of my entire friggin' life."

or...

"You're a faggot. GTFO."

Chris, shut the fuck up with your extremist christian bullshit

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>>198153429

WHO IS MEN?

God knows you were the best fuck, but i reallllly wanted to test out wendy

Stop being so fucking lovable. I hate you for this.

cheyenne you nasty pig, stop lying about how cool you think you are. we all know that you stay home every weekend and play modern warfare 2 all day. you're not fooling anybody.

Devon? Go get AIDS and die. Or you can revive my boyfriend again. Your choice.

Soar, you're a nigger.

My boyfriend..WHY WON'T YOU RAPE ME ALREADY?

NIGGER, GET A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!

Sometimes I don't love you. Not that I've got any room to talk, but you've become quite a disgusting pig-beast. I'm tired of supporting you. If you can't turn this job into a permanent gig, I'm going to look into a divorce.

NIGGER GET OUT OF MY CORNFIELD

THE COTTON FIELD IS OVER THERE!!!!

>>198152502
That one

I say whatever I want because I'm not a coward.

Fuck you, you are a dick.

You do nothing but inflate your damned hipster-music-scholar bullshit ego and shit on me and Chris, Mr. Exaggeration-motherfucker.

You have got to be one of the most hypocritical assholes I have ever met.

Fuck you, fuck your cool job, and fuck your life.

you say you have a crush on me, and I have one on you. you've never had a girlfriend and I'm offering you my LOVE. forEVER. I'M NOT TOO EFFING YOUNG FOR YOU, YOU JERK OFF.

>>198154243

send her my way... disgust fucking turns me on soooooo much

I have the biggest crush on you, dumbshit.

>>198153231
Just do it seriously and if she says no or w/e shes a bitch and doesnt deserve you. I feel you /b/rother i lived the same exact situation couple of weeks ago.

Looks like Tenacious D just music-fucked you in your ear-pussy.

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>>198152415
>>198152415
...........................................Kevin ?

You honestly think you're cool? You think you're such tough shit, but guess what, you remember that I "accidentally" dropped that bowling ball and broke your foot? I did that shit on purpose. And remember when I "accidentally" missed the nail when I was putting up that mirror and left a gaping hole in your wall, yeah, that was on purpose. Also, you know how you woke up that one Sunday morning to find your car keyed to shit? Yeah, that was me, I got drunk and even pissed in the gas tank, you stupid fuck.

Oh and, I jerked off into your mother's underwear that were laying your dirty clothes hamper. Imagine my cum touching your mother's pussy every time you see her.

>>198154497
you gotta be kidding me. Love forever? yeah right, you lurk /b/ you shouldn't believe in something overrated such as love. Go masturbate.

I want to stick it in your pooper.

YOU THINK YOU FUCKING LOVE ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME? JUST BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO FUCK DOESN'T MEAN I LOVE YOU AND I SURE AS FUCK DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.

>>198153496
Dude, it's not my fault your master has a dick.

NIGGER NIGGER NIIIIIIIIIGGER

>>198154645

holy fucking helmet hair batman

I cheated on you. I liked it.

>>198154596
Then lemme give you some stats: 5'8", 300 lbs., faint mustache, thinks she bathes often enough to keep from stinking (but she's wrong), has that dry skin disease, and usually has a cheesy vag.

I act like I still love you and I try to make things work, but in reality I just want to fuck you and I don't have and care for you whatsoever as a person. I'd be willing to marry you and spend my life with you just so I could fuck you and have beautiful kids. You are worth nothing. You're egotistical, and sorely mistaken about the limits of your intellectuality. So quit playing hard to get, spread your legs, and shut up, or leave me the fuck alone.

Nigger

gimme back my jacket.

>>198150478
OH SHIT THE NIGGER ARMY HAS BROUGHT THEIR WATERMELON CAVALRY!!!!!

>>198149145
wait wat

>>198155941

hmmm... what dry skin disease? psoriasis?

every fucking little thing i did for you, I was your fucking taxi for 2 years. I was your bank and you did NOTHING for me, you stole my friends and turned them against me. now you say i did it wrong, GO TO HELL.

:)

You just fuckin disappeared! Found out you went to Florida and then yu came back fuckin' pregnant. I should've never taken you back, i should've never went to see you again, and now that i think about you eveyday i find myself in utter disgust of what i've become. I can no longer trust anyone anymore and you're the only person i want to be around?!? Fuck you, fuck your bastard kid and horrible decisions, this is why i left for the military... just wanted to let you know