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02/16/10(Tue)15:58:15 No.198136778Ok
fags. Here's how you do it.
1. Get your ass to Lawton, Oklahoma. 2.
Find Kenny Glenn and bash his kneecaps with a baseball bat. 3. Be
sure to videotape it or it didn't happen you dumb shit. 4. Get on /b/
with a link to your vidya and a paypal account for donations. 5.
Watch as anon gladly hands you over 900,000 dollars.
Protip: In
order to not get v&, prison and buttsecks tiem, wear a mask (NOT Guy
Fawkes, failfag, or you'll pretty much be announcing, "Hey FBI, find me
on /b/!"), but show us something uniquely identifying in your video,
(like your cat for example). When you come on here for your big moniez,
post a pic of said cat and we'll know it's you.
This is your
mission if you choose to accept it, you basement-dwelling neckbearded
fuck up. Do something useful in your life instead of fapping to hentai,
and get rich in the process.
Also, in b4 "We already ordered
Kenny Glenn over 9000 pizzas." Fuck pizzas. Little shit needs his legs
broken. I hope you fucks realize nothing is being done to him because
his parents are yacht club buddies with the local judge. AND DUSTY IS
STILL IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HIM. |