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Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:20:09 No.197562102

Hello /b/. I have come to the conclusion that newfags/oldfags don't exist.

At rule 34 it says if it exist there is porn of it.

There's no porn of newfags or oldfags, there for they do not exist until there is porn of it.

There for every argument about newfags/oldfags is irrelevant until the porn is created.

/thread

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:20:43 No.197562181 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:21:24 No.197562283 File1266236484.png-(33 KB, 400x400, 1262406034094.png) What the fuck OP?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:22:56 No.197562489 No way. There must be.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:23:04 No.197562509 File1266236584.jpg-(214 KB, 1041x540, 1265270664091.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:23:13 No.197562531 There is no Rule 34!

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:24:14 No.197562666 That's weird because rule 34 was written by a newfag.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:24:24 No.197562693 File1266236664.jpg-(20 KB, 320x290, 1262690763013.jpg) >>197562102

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:25:06 No.197562780 File1266236706.jpg-(14 KB, 563x453, rule34kp0.jpg) >>197562531

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:25:21 No.197562821 >>197562509 I don't get it?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:25:58 No.197562907 bing = mlown

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:26:12 No.197562938 HOLY FUCK OWNED BY LOGIC

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:26:21 No.197562953

Hello /b/. I have come to the conclusion that /b/ don't exist.

At rule 34 it says if it exist there is porn of it.

There's no porn of /b/ or /b/, there for they do not exist until there is porn of it.

There for every argument about /b/ is irrelevant until the porn is created.

/thread

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:26:45 No.197563011 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 >>197562780 This thread is OVER.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:27:08 No.197563068 FUCK I LOVE YOUR MIGHTY MAN LOGIC!

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:27:29 No.197563109

Hello /b/. I have come to the conclusion that OP don't exist.

At rule 34 it says if it exist there is porn of it.

There's no porn of OP or OP, there for they do not exist until there is porn of it.

There for every argument about OP is irrelevant until the porn is created.

/thread

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:27:41 No.197563141 wat is this i dont even

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:28:11 No.197563197 >>197563011 rule 34 of rule 34? im pretty sure the thread was in discussion about rule 34 of newfags/oldfags. enjoy your fail, samefag

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:28:13 No.197563203 OP saw pic in other thread. Morpheus saying "the game doesn't exist" and changed The Game with newfag/oldfag copy pasta

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:28:13 No.197563205 OP doesn't exist until he does porn. Get on it /b/ro

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:28:41 No.197563268 File1266236921.gif-(601 KB, 320x240, 1266131513995.gif) >>197562953 >>197563109

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:29:02 No.197563313 >>197563109 well played

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:29:36 No.197563403 File1266236976.jpg-(50 KB, 604x466, 34.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:29:37 No.197563404 File1266236977.jpg-(5 KB, 251x189, 1262473536160.jpg) >>197562509

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:29:44 No.197563420 >>197563203 HURR DURR, THATS COOL BRO THANKS FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS BET YOU FEEL REAL SMART NEWFAG >>197562509

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:30:00 No.197563453 http://www.fucktube.com/video/32053/brunette-does-it-doggystyle-and-gets-a-creampie

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:31:02 No.197563585 But porn can be found on /b/ at any given time, so wouldn't that alone make /b/ real?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:31:05 No.197563593 >>197563404 implying thats what The Game looks like. Since no one knows what The Game actually looks like, there can be no certain rule 34 of The Game. Therefore, The Game does not exist.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:31:45 No.197563678 existence doesn't exist in that case, because there is no porn of it

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:31:52 No.197563695 >>197563585 >>Porn found on /b/ >>Porn of /b/ two totally different things

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:32:06 No.197563730 >>197563404 keeping the game alive

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:32:15 No.197563743 I'm pretty sure everyone gets fucked by the game at one point or another, thus, it exists.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:32:50 No.197563807 >>197563678 There is no rule 34 on existence, therefore existence doesn't exist, therefore nothing exists.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:33:23 No.197563869 >>197563743 Proof or gtfo

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:34:08 No.197563957 >>197563807 seriously though, how can we be sure if existence exists if we haven't got the lack of existence to compare it to fuck my head is going to blow a fuse

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:34:32 No.197564003 >>197563593 if there is porn of people who know about the game then is that porn involving the game?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:35:08 No.197564079 OP You have insued chaos over the existence of existence WHAT THE FUCK?!?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:35:10 No.197564082 >>197563957 it's implied that rule 34 only applies to things, not concepts. Existence is a concept. Now the universe itself, there's no rule 34 on that yet.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:35:14 No.197564088 File1266237314.jpg-(81 KB, 640x482, naturally_milk_delicious.jpg) >There for

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:35:21 No.197564101 >>197563869 i just finished jacking off, i need to recharge, then i will deliver

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:36:04 No.197564185 >>197564082 >>its implied stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:36:11 No.197564198 inb4 porn of 50 cent.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:36:59 No.197564300 inb4 porn of triple H

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:37:00 No.197564304 >>197564088 nigger never heard of a dictionary >>therefore fail troll is fail

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:37:59 No.197564423 >>197564082 I exist, yet I am a thing. Therefore I am also a concept? Also implying that a concept can't be a thing.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:38:42 No.197564513 >>197562102 what about rule 35? there just isn't porn of newfags or oldfags yet. There may be in the future.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:40:10 No.197564712 >>197564513 this is close enough >>197562780

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:40:27 No.197564735 >>197564423 fine then, a concept that is not also a thing cannot have porn of it for it is insubstantial. I've still yet to see porn of the universe, so I'm pretty sure we don't exist. inb4 descartes

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:40:46 No.197564787 >>197564513 Then until the said future becomes present, newfags/oldfags are hence nonexistent.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:41:45 No.197564898 >>197564787 It doesn't say that though, it just says that if porn does not yet exist, it will be created. There is no implication that it doesn't exist until porn is created of it. Yes, 35 overrides rule 34.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:41:56 No.197564935 >>197562102 1. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 2. There is not porn of God. 3. God does not exist.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:42:07 No.197564969 >>197564735 A concept that is a thing who is also not a thing, can exist but not exist at the same time?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:43:15 No.197565106 >>197564969 God exists as a concept, as an idea, but he/she/it doesn't exist in the real world.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:43:19 No.197565118 >>197564969 this is far too philosophical to be discussed on /b/.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:43:25 No.197565131 >>197562102 I'd say that there is porn of newfags, as newfags continually keep posting 'rate me' threads which: A. Breaks Anonymity, gives them a form (not to mention cocks, tits, sharpie in pooper etc pics). and B. IS CANCER.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:44:51 No.197565292 >>197565131 but oldfags don't post pics of themselves, so there is no porn of them yet. Maybe we're all newfags and there are no oldfags. there are also a lot of people that will argue that oldfags have all left /b/ long ago.

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:45:13 No.197565336

>>197564898
If it exists, there is porn of it thus rule 34 exists.
If there is no porn, then it doesn't exist.
If it exists and there porn yet to be created, then in fact it doesnt exist, since there is no porn.
If there is porn created on that which does not exist, there is no porn therefore there is no rule 34.
If there is porn yet to be created on that which does not exist, it in fact does not exist therefore there is no porn created or will be created therefore FUCK YOU

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:46:00 No.197565428

guys- ok, I realize the laws we are looking at here- I recognize rule 34 being true, but the thing is, rule 34 does not stipulate that the inverse is necessarily true- one cannot simply infer that because there is NOT porn of it it does not exist. for example- is there porn of /b/? I have not seen it, yet I know /b/ exists, because I am posting in it.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:46:10 No.197565445 File1266237970.jpg-(50 KB, 764x659, hZESsKMIhO.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:47:00 No.197565552 >>197562102 newfags can't pornforce P P P

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:47:46 No.197565652 >>197562102 >>197562102 newfags/oldfags are human, there is pr0n of humans, therefore they exist

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:48:08 No.197565706

>>197565428
There is no porn of /b/, therefore it does not exist.
What you.. what we are all posting on is just a figment of ALL our imagination, somehow linked by celestial means of an otherworldly source that which will never be explained completely until porn is created of it.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:48:45 No.197565791 >>197565652 Implying that newfags/oldfags are human. Implying newfags/oldfags exist.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:49:23 No.197565858 >>197565706 dude please shut the fuck up you are causing my head to become full of fuck

>>	/b/ is porn K3YL4N 02/15/10(Mon)07:49:37 No.197565882 id fap to it, and i bet alot of people have and will continue to

Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:50:01 No.197565921

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>>197565336

Rule 34-1.

If porn of something cannot be found, /b/ will make it.

that means it must first exist in order for /b/ to make porn of it.

It also means that it still exists, but porn MUST be made at some point in the future for this to be true.

In otherwords, time paradox.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:50:20 No.197565947 >>197565882 implying porn is the only thing you can fap to

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:51:23 No.197566081 All philosophical mindfuck discussions aside, I believe OP has successfully trolled all of us to an extreme degree. 9/10

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:51:44 No.197566124 >>197566081 Is there porn of OP trolling us?

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:52:25 No.197566209 >>197566124 WELL PLAYED

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:53:10 No.197566297 >>197566124 I don't believe the rules of the internet stipulate what "porn" consists of, sir.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:54:35 No.197566477 Even though OP is trolling, this thread has been the highlight of /b/ for tonight imo. Thank you OP.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:54:56 No.197566524 >>197562102 You forgot about rule 35.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:55:49 No.197566649 >>197566477 Don't thank that which doesn't exists. There is no porn of OP.

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:56:05 No.197566688 File1266238565.jpg-(13 KB, 127x122, IMG_0007.jpg) just sayin'

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:56:45 No.197566790 >>197566649 I'll thank whatever the fuck I want kthx. Even your mom who doesnt exist anymore cuz she died of cancer and aids you nigger faggot

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:56:45 No.197566794 >>197566688 >>197566688 full house!

>>	Anonymous 02/15/10(Mon)07:57:18 No.197566869 >>197566790 lolumad.jpg

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