>>195742560
There are no newfags, only those who must MURK LOAR. There are no oldfags, only those who have lurked enough to know they must lurk moar.

Everything is copypasta. Trying to square this concept with empirical truth will only result in failure, and demonstrates that you have not achieved ultimate 4chanirvana. Lurk moar and eat the pasta, for it is delicious.

When asked "Is Milhouse a meme?" there is only one correct answer. 'Yes' is incorrect. 'No' is also incorrect. The only correct answer is 'Milhouse is not a meme', however, knowing the door is not the same as walking through it. When you understand why this answer is not the same as 'No', then you are one step closer to enlightenment.

Everyone is a troll. Even you.

You cannot troll /b/. Win/Mac/Lunix, cut/uncut, christfag/atheifag arguements are boring; you are not trolling, you are being trolled by those you sought to troll.

When one does successfully troll /b/, he is no longer a troll, for he has become something greater.

There are no femanons, as there are no wimmens on the internets. Gender is a vague form of identity. Any tits you see on 4chan are a) a trap, b) an ex-girlfriend of the poster, or c) copied off the intertubes because no one on 4chan has ever had a girlfriend.

Everyone on 4chan has a girlfriend. We have had every girlfriend, even yours, and when she got boring we had your mom, too.

Rules 1 and 2 are not there to protect us from your idiot friends, we will dispose of them as we see fit. Rules 1 and 2 are there to protect you from yourself.

'Anonymous' is not a nickname, nor a password. Anonymous is a state of being. When you seek to rise above your fellows, you are no longer Anonymous, and have failed. The greatest and most epic wins are done in the name of Anonymous, and you can never take credit for them. If you doubt this, well, perhaps we haven't met before.

Lastly, and most important: There are only two people that post on 4chan. Me and you.

And I don't exist.

Faggot....

You're stupid.

>>>>195742560

cool story, bro.

>>195742786
lol newfag didnt even read it.

this is just about the gayest shit ever

win >>195742560

Mmmmm I just came in my own mouth so hard it's coming out of my nose.

ITT: Trolls Trolling Trolls

but what do YOU want out of this

>>195742560
>>195742603
>>195742675

tl;dr OP is a faggot

>>195742560
>>195742603
>>195742675

we believe this is an acceptable offering to the altar of anonimity.

and we are pleased by it.

But Milhouse is a meme..

>>195742786
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>>195742997
ITT, people that have no idea what anonymous truly is, and should be ashamed to leave there namefield blank, ah the things we did. /b/ you are dead to me. OP, we have been forgotten as simba had forgotten his dad.
As time went on we acrued to myth, we will never be the internet hate machine again. this place is full of underage kids that think they in a secret club, and come here jus for free porn links.

>>195742560

+5 Interwebz

>>195743482
troll harder next time /b/rother

pic related...its you

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>>195743241
like half an angry dragon huh?

>>195743482
Milhouse is not a meme

19 years old cumdumpster here with cam. add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

workablecluster

the game

>>195743367
Something big is coming soon, details will follow, need to end the NEW/OLDfag war. we need every /b/rother on this. we will bring change. as we did once before.
we need to have anonymous back we need, the legion

we have no begin
we have no end

There are only two people that post on 4chan. Me and you

I'll take a crack at it. Your either some douche who thinks anonymous wreaks terror and havoc throughout the internet and wear a faggy guy fauks mask forgetting the old anonymous or you'r some emofag in high school.

It's here!

www.opisafuckingknownothingfaggot.com/getthefuckoffmy/b/don'ttellmewhatthefucktodo.html

>>195742675
>>195742603
>>195742560

>>195744130

Never going to happen. All that the new fags are anymore are fucking "post your pics and rate my cock" and "YOU X YOU LOSE" threads. No matter what, Shit won't come back to the way it was. It's stupid to try to unite all of anonymous. No one can work together to a common goal, and if they do it will just be all the oldfags.

>>195743482
the meme is mihouse is not a meme, and if you say it is a meme it's not a meme. it'sa a moment 22

For it has been stated,

"A tree is known by it's fruits,
a system by it's results"

To long the anon fruit was left on the vine, and it rotted. Our system worked to well, and killed our results. But the fruit that hath fallen, shall plant new seeds. And the workers of the system shall use the knowledge at it's core. New settlers will name the tree something different, but the fruit shall taste the same.

this is kalista.

>>195742786
starting with this post, this thread has gone full retard

'legion' talk is really gay. you will never get laid in your life if you even think about stuff like that

>>195744095
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ever noticed how all threads complaining about cancer or trying to improve /b/ somehow have the highest % of retarded posts?

Thank you OP. Ignore the newfags raging, like you've been used to for a long time, and know that another Anon truly supports you.

>>195744256
I am neither. and if you want me to prove this, i can Post your name on /b/ in under 10minutes just from your post, think its impossible? try me, this sall inevitably end in a prove it statement so i'm gonna go ahead and do it, after that i shall get your face book and post all your pics too, after that i can destroy every bit of your being ny sending countless emails from countless adresses about you cheating on your gf, if you have one, i can take everything away in under 10 minutes. i will not be insulted by some tough guy hidden behind his screen
Pic unrelated...i do not need to post macro's to show the full meaning of what i am saying.
yes we are legion, we do not forgive.
and we are returning to our home of 4chan and getting rid of all faggotry and cancer by any means neccessary.
signed, anonymous

>>195745052
It's because only the retatards haven't realised that /b/ is to cancerous to save.

>>195744668
you sir overestimate the importance of sex, you can pay for sex, it all the same and always has the same result as fapping, you will learn

Legion reporting for duty

anon is dead
/b/ is full of 12 year old faggots who think this is some kind of kewl internet secret club when in reality it's about as underground as "indie" rock is independent

>>195742560

OP you need to chill the fuck out bro

this post=troll of biblical proportions

>>195745189

>>195745176
Very appropriate, I luled.

>>195745189
ego runs wild, anonimity lost

>>195744668
i get laid all the time, i have a normal life, girlfriend and job, and the reason i have these is because, i follow rules 1 and 2, therefore no one knows anything about what i think or do. we are everyone, we are no one.

A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.

One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, "go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those who live there; you must remain silent until the moon rises tomorrow night. Go to the large room on the right of the main hallway, sit in the lotus position on top of the rubble in the northeast corner, face the corner, and meditate."

He did just as the Zen Master instructed. His meditation was frequently interrupted by worries. He worried whether or not the rest of the plumbing fixtures would fall from the second floor bathroom to join the pipes and other trash he was sitting on. He worried how would he know when the moon rose on the next night. He worried about what the people who walked through the room said about him.

His worrying and meditation were disturbed when, as if in a test of his faith, ordure fell from the second floor onto him. At that time two people walked into the room. The first asked the second who the man was sitting there was. The second replied "Some say he is a holy man. Others say he is a shithead."

Hearing this, the man was enlightened.

>>195742560
>>195742603
>>195742675

I don't exist either.

>>195745272
It can be saved, but not by anonymous alone.

I wont ever click that my_exgf.avi, neither will you, so guess where all those jewgolds come from.

>>195745932
newfags? Or Jews?

I lol'd I losed?

OP here, just to clear this up, i have only posted the first 3 posts, nothing else. (besides this one)
you are entitled to your opinions, stop feeding trolls. and think about what i am saying. we alone mould /b/ into what it is, we alone can fix it. but it'll take all of us. instead of complaing about threads, just ignore them dnt even click reply. if you di, it bumps. if you really wanna have something to say then say it. jus add sage in EMAIL field. if we do not come together. this will only get worse. and where will we go then??
every good chan is shut down.
we need to fix our original home

Keep the faith, /b/.

OP is a faggot. The rules of the internet are the man keeping you down. The man is gaia, and keeping you down is getting raepd in the anus.

>>195742675

One must consume life to live. That is the law of equivalent exchange. Therefore, in order to become Anonymous, one must lose himself.

/b/ is an ocean with no water, except for that which fills it.

it is defined by it. it is shaped by it. without it would be only a hole. the ocean cannot make the water. or change the water. the water comes from outside. shame or glory is decided by the water.

how polluted are you?

ITT: faggots who think they know something that matters.

tl;dr your a fuckin idiot

try hard

>>195746747
an ocean of piss

A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE

One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

OP you are my hero.....

The sad thing is that OP probably feels some sense of brotherhood among the bored guys that troll this site. He's probably also convinced that his posts make him 'cool'.

>>195743506
>>195742560
>>195742603
>>195742675

Either trolls or idiots who need to die in a fire.

You are not legion, and you are not many. You are a fat virgin shit trying to boost your self esteem by posting this extremely gay shit.

now let those of us who are here for the Lelz lurk without having this gay over-the-top shit poked at our faces. KK?

ITT billions and BILLIONS of newfags

Anon is one and many. It moves and one and is shaped by all. All in all, we are still a just a name. However, that name is tarnished by internet kiddies that go about doing what they want, being retarded and so on and so forth. This is copied by other retards and thus cancer is born.

We cannot avoid this. We are the cancer itself and no chemo can cure it.

Anonymous is pleased by your knowledge of 4chan

things won't go back to the way it was, the legion is too manifold, however... that's not to say we cannot still achieve greatness. We just need to shut the fuck up about it.

>>195745189

www.youareafuckingknownothingfaggot.com/getthefuckoffmy/b/Idareyoutodoit.html

>>195745189

Only Weev could do this.

>>195747240

Internet tough guy.

No No my son.

In this thread

the game.

/b/ is the same as it ever was. a being but never an end. sloppy and worthless, but a spawner of gold.

>>195745189

OM DOMEDOME!

Try to guess my name! I love these games.

Remember the times we brought lolz onto the real world?
Good times...

>>195747240
>>those of us who are here for the Lelz
>>the Lelz
>>Lelz

Die in a fire

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>>195748069

I refuse to use Lulz after Fox decided to go just as over the top as the Faggot OP did.

We're just here for a good time, relax buddy.

Oh look a mob.. I love mobs ^_^

You are like an animal begging to be studied :3

OP speak truth. Too bad no one listening.

MIND = BLOWN

>>195742603
>>195742675
>>195742560

Anonymous has already been killed, the trolls stormed the village of 4chan and opened the gates of /b/ to the people that live here at this moment of time. I speak as a lurker, a lurker that has been here for ages, and I know how the place that I loved years ago has become a place where foolishnes and straight-minded people sit on the throne.

Every day on /b/ is the same, the same images pop up, the same jokes are made, the same faggots are failing. Rule 1 and 2 are never followed. The union is shattered. Anonymous has gotten a face, a face of Faggotry.

Nownow kids. Do you want to grow up to be a faggot like OP?

Go to the next thread.

What /b/ needs is an enemy...

Someone or something to fight together...

>>195749897

There was no village of 4chan. and were no gates of /b/.

While I must agree with you that /b/ has turned to shit, you still have to understand it is mostly your fault. Who brought the attention of newfags to /b/?

No one but you.

>>195750378

As "you" is the "I" in the legion, I agree.

>>195747240
You, dear sir, is what the rest of us call a fag.

Good job OP, you bring hope to those who want the feared /b/ back. Those who want to return the world of anon to its former glory.

>>195750469

By "you" I mean those of you who instead of enjoying /b/ for what it truly was, had to go out and write shit like OP's. You became like one of those idiots who follow "the queen" (you know who I'm talking about). Took a camwhore and covered it with overly exaggerated praise, and shovet it down EVERYONE'S throats.

>>195750785

are you out of your fucking mind?

there is NO purposely shifting where /b/ goes or what it becomes. NONE. cannot be done, it's completely against the entire idea behind /b/ in the first place.

tl;dr keep posting or gtfo (neither matters)

>>195750785

No one feared /b/ in the first place.

You know what fucks like you remind me. The fatarse who filmed himself with a metal pipe-rod-thingy and started going ape shit while making those Star Wars sound effects.

ITT:

An interesting point made being disputed by idiots with no leverage over one another.

A blind man in a dark room searching for a black hat that isn't there.

>>195749897

Agree. Feels bad man.

Truth is Anonymous
Love is Theft
To live outside the law you must be honest
Anonymous is Thruth

>>195751379
No, i'm not out of my mind. I'm here for the fun of being in /b/

But i've seen /b/ work. I've seen what you can do, and i've seen how it is spoiled by one cancer brat, who does not get the idea of /b/
/b/ isn't necesarily a bunch of fat 30 year old virgins living in a basement. It is people who have a place where they can be what they can't be in RL, unless they want to be arrested. It is no secret clubhouse, but it IS a gathering spot.
/b/ is a community for many people, whom have joint oppinions and interests, which have been sorted out by the world, but is let loose here on /b/.

That's my oppinion.
tl;dr: /b/ is a community, and it has its own glory, even if it is for the lulz.

>>195751223

I for one remember the old days of /b/, I have never done a copy pasta, I have never told anyone about /b/, I have posted content witouth taking credit for it, seeing other people post it claiming it as theirs. /b/ used to be all about fun, mocking the foolish behind your anonymity and relaxing. At this point of time /b/ is about clicking on 'reply' looking for a decent topic, knowing you will not find one witouth everything that has become general these days. Knowing what you will see isn't 'Random'. Most of the laughs I have in /b/ are out of nostalgia. Seeing some pics of old /b/ topics, what they used to be like, and wish I could enjoy my times of /b/ back then. One day, I hope, a new forum will rise and come to my attention, before the "I" becomes "I and them". And maybe, with a little bit of luck, we will be united again.

>Much of what I have to say will sound contradictory, but bear with me.

>but bear with me

>bear with me

>bear

HOLY FUCK DUDE OP IS A BEAR

>>195752796

Too bad you took that community and tried to turn it into a feared mascot, in turn, making the image of "a bunch of fat 30 year old virgins living in a basement" pretty accurate.

ITT: newfag attention whore trying to look all important and stuff