Sup /b/I'm bored. Amazon customer service fag here to answer your questions.
Any ways I can save money/scam?I love amazon.
how come amazon.ca doesnt get all the awesome shit amazon.com does?
How can we cheat the system to get free stuff?
>>1948763711- Order stuff2- Say you never got stuff3- Get replacement stuffThis'll work for anything within reason (Let's try to keep it under, say, $500). They watch how much money we spend on each customer though. Cost us too much, and you'll get b&
Why do you suck?
wat r kindle
What's the deal behind EC2? What inspired Amazon to go to such an opposite end of the market?
>>194876464They're staffed by hosers?I don't know what that means. It's just something I imagine Canadians say.Couldn't tell you, honestly. .ca is a totally different company. I've got no clue what they're up to.
>>194876695K neat. I really love amazon though. I spend about 300$ a month on the grocery. All my snacks come from amazon. All my books.All my base.Obviously not music or movies though... thats what piracy is for.
How much do you get paid?Do you enjoy your job?How did you get your job?
>>194876748I don't think we do. If you have some examples, I'd love to discuss them with you.>>194876764it r robot pad wat let you reed>>194876925That's not my department. Sorry. I hear it works pretty well, though. I know reddit uses it for just about everything.
i can haz gift card
>>194877074You might look into Amazon Prime. I'm rocking a free trial right now, and I enjoy it. If you order a lot of stuff, you really can save a bunch of money on shipping.>>194877278About 20k/yr, but that's starting. I haven't had the chance for a promotion or raise. The pay scale is pretty steep, though. I heard about one guy a few levels above me that used his annual stock bonus to pay off his divorce, buy a car, and put a down payment on his house.I really do enjoy my job, thanks. I mean, I'm taking my day off to do it for free. How many accountants do you see balancing people's checkbooks on /b/?I got my job by showing up at a job fair. About September, we start doing a shit-ton of hiring for our Christmas rush. If you do a good job, you get to stay. I did a good job.
>>194877726No. You can has not.
>>194878271/sadface
If a product I bought off of Amazon stops working, Amazon will replace it for me?
>>194878609Within 30 days, yes.
>>194878045Both of those posts were actually me.I do the buy monthly and save 15% dealio, it ships my food free.And I almost never spend less than 25$ and I'm not impatient.I'm glad to hear that its a good job though. I have always had a profound love for amazon. I have never once had the smallest problem with anything I have ever bought in years and years.
>>194876695Does this work only with the Amazon merchant? Or with most other merchants?
>>194876695Would that work on the UK Amazon?
I just recently ordered 2 ice cream machines. I can just say I never recieved those and they will send me two other ones free?
Are there any voucher codes or ways to get stuff cheaper/free?
anyone notice how the amazon logo arrow points from a to z?
>>194879334WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN
If I order buttplugs and sick sex-toys, is anybody within amazon able to find out who this ships to?
>>194879334Holy balls I fucking hate you.Why? Why would you point that out?It's the fucking FedEx arrow all over again.
>>194878991Yeah. It only works with Amazon. Other merchants have their own system. I'm too lazy to describe it here, but you can read about it if you want:http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=help_search_1-1?ie=UTF8&nodeId=537868&qid=1265476453&sr=1-1>>194879102I don't know. .co.uk is a totally different company. I assume it would. Couldn't hurt to try, I guess. The worst that will happen is they refuse to replace your stuff.>>194879177If amazon was the seller, yes.>>194879242People will call just to ask me this shit, like I've got some phone book of discount codes I can just hand out. Pisses me off. You can try retailmenot.com (thier papajohns.com codes are always spot-on), but they don't have a huge success rate on amazon.
What if the seller doesn't ever respond back? How am I supposed to fix this defective product?
>>194879334Have you ever noticed it also looks like a coy smile, so as to imply that amazon is happy and shopping there will make you happy?>>194879741Of course. We've got all your order information. We'll know your shipping address, the billing address, your name, all that shit. The trick here, and this is what most people forget, is that we don't give a fuck. You don't matter to anyone besides yourself. Yes, we'll see your butt plug info, but it doesn't matter because we'll see the next guy's butt plug info and the one after his. It's just business, man.
>>194880339Go to amazon.com. Click Your Account (upper-right) > Your Orders (big yellow button) > Find your order > Contact Seller or File a Claim (yellow button, right side) > Follow on-screen instructions.
>>194880703DOUBLE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
why does the reporting in the affiliate program suck so much?to be more clear, it doesn't even show me CTR and I am under the impression the number of imps is rather random.
im the ice cream machine guy. Even though the order says it was delivered to my porch on the 3rd, you are telling me I can say it wasn't and I get two free fucking ice cream machines??!??!?!!?
>>194881800How much was the total cost of your order? When did you place the order? What was the estimated delivery date? What shipping speed did you choose?
>>194882103total was around $70.took the free shipping method and ordered it jan 29 got it feb 3rd.the delivery estimate says Feb 3rd.
>>194881667I have nothing to do with the affiliate program. I have no idea what you're talking about.
How can I work for amazon customer services?
>>194882479yeah I figured. Thanks anyway.
>>194882446If you call Feb 15, you should get a free replacement without anyone batting an eye or asking you about it twice. We'll next-day it to you. Call early enough in the day, and you'll have two brand new machines by the 16th.
>>194882650Live in a town with a customer service center and show up about September-October. They'll be hiring and you're almost guaranteed a job.
