self-bump for history

Gorilla.

this has potential

bin-ladenism

Church of gaming

well of course, scientology...or pastafarian

but then they'll just do that thing the fucking transformers site did and ignore us. :(

The church of ANON

Lulzism

pastafarianism

because plenty on non channers will do it anyway, potential for higher numbers

>>194314132

pastafarian.

Church of the Epic Fail God

>>194314171

for you /b/rother

http://rapidshare.com/files/345566423/52637543.zip.html

all of the star wars varients are recognized in the US already.

I think Pastafarian is the way to go.

i like the sound of anonism or legion or something similar.

/b/ is not a religion for everyone to join, it's a mother fucking cult, and untill dickehads like you understand that you will forever be classed as a fucking moron

Raptor Jesus

>>194313519
Gorilla-Penis

Niggers Are Nigger

>>194314301
what is this do you know what words

Pastafanarianism is already a religion that is registered. I demand the Church of Meme.

Where one lives by the law of the meme

BOXXIANITY

datasstronaught

PASTAFARIAN

pastafarian

captain soggy biscuit's super happy friends of cheese

>>194314306
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>>194314306

pastafarian seems to be in the lead...

START A FACEBOOK GROUP- THATS WHAT GOT RAGE TO #1 IN THE CHARTS IN UK

>>194314191
>>194314191
This

cawk.

>>194314301
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Pastafarianism or the Church of the SubGenious, or maybe Discordianism.

Pastafarianism has the highest chance, best vote for that.

>>194314171

or anti-scientology

>>194314813
HAIL ERIS!

Church of lukiewes

yeah lets go with pastafarianism, its pretty legit anyway

suggested by devil ;o

>>194314301

>>194314301

>dikehads.

If you're going to use the power of Anonymous to get a religion officially recognized, you should probably pic a religion that uses drugs as part of the sacraments.

NIGGER! oooooo i can see BET now

Church of Niggerchrist, make it happen

trollism
or
the church of insanity wolf

>>194314132
has a very real chance.
like nominating atheism

testiclus, god of all things man.

religon of anonymity ?

party monster O_o

i vote for this one anonism

here you are!!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1J530Z4Z

Pastafarianism n:thed.

urban ledgen ........jedi never became a reconized relgion

>>194315701
not a bad idea; if the religion gets officially recognized, the government may have to let "worshippers" use the official drugs of the religion

I worship pedobear, I have to make a daily prayer by fapping to cp. For great events, you can also sacrifice a loli's hymen with your cock.

SO WHAT IS THE ANSWER?

I would say:
1. Anonymous United
2. b/tards
3. Chan
4. Anonymous b/

or something like that. what you all think

>>194316412
oh, yes! being a junky becomes a religion, people can't discriminate against addicts anymore

>>194316835

Seems to be pastafarianism...I'll open a vote thread when this 404s

Church of Niggers
Church of Pedophilia
Church of *insert person who needs to be trolled*

Pastafarianism is probably the best though, that could have a really high chance of succes.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/31399/cute-blonde-gets-poked-in-her-pussy-and-ass

Church Of Anon

Anonymous?

Clownin'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI_AbkKJwmg

United Church of Lolicon

Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon
Church of Anon

Obviously it would have to be the church of Raptor Jesus.
Or that flying spaghetti thing?

I like Anonymous United.. its who we are we are Anonymous, we are stand divided but united and what we do to a point

I dont think the Gov is going to allow... more like cover up something like pastafarianism. nothing that could offiend or it would just be a waste of time.. we would never hear about it becuase it would be covered up

>>194317528
>>194317528
>>194317372
>>194317372

Church of Anon

the mooters

Pastafarian

obviously

>>194317682
and let's call the believers "fags"

Is the space pope reptilian?

>>194317959
I support this
we are fags of the church of anon
our sacrament is weed, which we consume every day while holding mass over the interbutts

ANON
Anonymous United

or what about
Anonymous Niggers Offing Niggers (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Niggers (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)

if we have something offisive they will cover it up, or kill it, so lits hide it with animons

This

Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)

CHRISTIANITY

If we pull this off it would be the resurrection of /b/

>>194316319

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomenon

This has potential.

Pastafarian.

>>194318473
>>194319378

Now this I can get behind-----> Anonymous Nation of Nations (A.N.O.N.)..

thats what we are ANON, we are One nation from many nations. look at us, we are from around the fucking world.

>>194318473

this would put b/ on top, Anonymous Nation of Nations, ANON... the other pastafarian would be pulled becuase it would be too offenisve looking, they would hide it. like it never was written in.

If pastafarism is already registered, we need to do Raptor Jesus

Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)

Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)
Anonymous Nation Of Nations (ANON)

/b/tard or anon is the only logical answer.

ANONIANITY
ANONISM
This NEEDS to happen!

Rules 1 and 2 Newfags!

I cool with Anonymous Nation of Nations... short ANON
I could go for that and I could get my girlfriend and a few others to put it in, with the other ones Im not sure I could get my friends to do it too

I vote for Anonymous Nation Of Nations, ANON

Shut the fuck up losers.
This is just an internet forum.

Nothing directly mentioning /b/ or 4chan.
Remember rules 1 & 2.
A.N.O.N. sounds better, but almost like a terrorist organization. When in reality we are all a bunch of dumbasses with our dicks in our hands.
There is no way we could organize anything good.
It's going to end in doubles gets and queen shit...

>>194321079

ANONISM for the win - I like the sound of that!

cthulhuism duh

>>194313519
mwhahaha @ OP pic, which movie is it from? My guess is some of the scary series

DURR HURR NORMAL PEOPLE WILL THINK WE'RE COOL IF WE WRITE OUR INSIDE JOKES ON GOVERNMENT PAPERS

>>194321143
Anon and /b/ are two different things

>>194321518

there are tons of Different chan sites that are tons of b/, our b/tards spreads way past 4chan way past a forum. we dont need to include that, we are so big even when we raid we are know without even menthing who we are. we are Anonymouse

we do it for the Lulz
Anonoymous Nation of Nations, ANON.

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>>194321518
no one's going to listen to me, huh?

>>194322197
1. It's not lulz, it's you trying to look cool to other people.
That's the opposite of /b/. Dumbass.
2. Lurk more.

0/10

shit, im going for Jedi that would be awesome

>>194322197
I know there are lots of chans.
but if we spread too far, we are just going to keep attracting mentally incompetent troglodytes.
Not that we don't have enough of them as it is.

Fuck you guys I'm writing pastafarian no matter what

>>194322197

Anonymous Nations of Nations, ANON..... we are using an inside b/tard joke as a gov affical document to be put down for all of history.

WIN WIN WIN WIN

If it were to pass.. none of us can claim it.
>>194322197
>>194322146

Raptor Jesus

lol pastafarian i love it

>>194313519
>>194313880
No it doesn't. No matter how many people write it in they will ignore it. The government knows about anon,4cahn and /b/. They will know it's intent and will be dismissed. Besides there sin't enough Anon to make this work anyway.

The Church of Courage Wolf

bump for ANON

So... we're the fags of the church of anon (anonymous nation of nations) and use weed for sacrament...
LET'S START A HOLY WAR AGAINST THE PASTAFARIANS

Come on guys Raptor Jesus.

>>194322266
Wouldn't be too worried, doubt much will happen, or if it does it will get ignored or covered up.

This isn't about the lulz, this is about showing /b/ is still a force, showing we have power, THIS IS THE RESURRECTION OF /B/

>>194322867

newfag

B(o)xxyism

; )

Church of Anon

but you guys do know the only form of vote they'll take for this is an adult one right? So all of you underage b&s won't mean anything, they won't allow an internet-exchange. It has to be in person, and the boots have D check guards. So...

18+ only

but with that said lets do it, Church Of Anon or ''just'' /b/

We are not apart of anonymous.. for we are anonymous. Fuck! What don't you get?!

>>194323025
This

Church of The Lulz

We do things for the lulz.

>>194314306
Raptor Jesus for sure.

I can't tell if some of the idiots in this thread are really good trolls or just really dumb.

This will not do anything. Do you think anyone, either now or EVER, will care about a couple thousand dumbshit losers on the internet who make some fucking joke on the Census?

Me and fellow /b/ took the census test. Pastafarian sounds good to me

where the fuck is my raptor jesus ?

>>194322836
>>194322728
This.
This whole thing is a stupid idea and defeats the purpose of being anon

Raptor Jesus
or
Church of Anon

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>>194314092
>>194313980
are you guys even trying?

i vote raptor jesus

I think one of the following:

Chanology
Anonymity
Pedrobear
The Church of Doubles Guy
Sandwiches Sunday

:0

Raptor jesus obviously, come on guys.

>>194323165
Newfag..

Listen.

This has always been the ideology behind /b/
The old ways were fun because everyone wanted to raid, everyone wanted to do something against someone, and everyone came together as a whole. It's the reason Anonymous was feared by the media, and the internet community.

Saying you don't care is like throwing a shoe in your mother's pussy, it's funny but like your opinion it's a lost cause. You won't ever find it again.

Now gtfo my real /b/

>>194322815

ANON attack, ohh wait lets lite up first. LOL around around war in chan

As for the numbers, we would need to pull in the other Chans and other b/, but it must be know that we started it.

Anonymous Nation of Nations will rule you, ANON

>>194323613
I, anonymous, agree with this man.

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Then please tell me what the fucking purpose of anon is?

Do i hear raid?

Scienpology

>>194323613
lol.
/b/, originally, was anime/random.
It was a board for people to come and talk about shit they liked.
This whole raid and make a real influence on life thing started with the Scientology thing, which was also a dumbass idea.

It's just a fucking website. Chill your pussy, bro.

>>194323094
This guy has a point.
but /b/ is breaking rule 1&2.
Pastafarianism is the way to go.

>>194322728
>The government knows about anon,4cahn and /b/

And apart from occasionally running into /b/ as a node in a CP sting, they don't really give a fuck. Plus, this is a matter for the census bureau to decide, and they're an enormous bureaucracy whose sole task is to maintain a public record accurately. They have no incentive to obscure their own data, regardless of how silly it may seem to them.

And that's exactly why this has potential. Getting census recognition would be merely the first step.

needs moar raptor jesus

Ah, i see, 4chan is making a comeback.

>>194323613

You are a King.

Or a sweet prince.

Or maybe even an apostle for Raptor Jesus?

>>194323613
>It's the reason Anonymous was feared by the media
>Anonymous was feared
LOL

Go

It has to be Lulz or Raptor Jesus

>>194323799
You are yet too inexperienced, padawan.

>>194314306
ALL PRAISE THEE LORD AND SAVIOR RAPTOR JESUS

Pastafarianism is the best.

Because many atheists will vote for it including non channers. If it gets enough votes then we Atheists can use it more maximum trolling potential.

>>194323957

If we don't mention /b/ or even 4chan, 1&2 are intact. If anon can protest in public as anon, anon can write "anon" on a form.

>>194323613

I agree, to many new fags here that dont know how to raid, dont know for the Lulz and all is fair game, the gov, media, internet once feard us, now we have become dosile. lets get this shit done
Anonymouse Nation of Nations, ANON
(old fag from year two here)

>Jedi... /b/ creates an official religion

Oh rly? I think you over-estimate the power of the teenager who has recently discovered 4chan.

Silly newbies.

>>194323945
No no no, fuck you.
I love /b/ like it is now.

>>194313519
I had already planned to write in Jedi. Lets keep this going.

Church of Doubles Get

Shit is going down.

>>194324358
Then you're as dumb and delusional as the rest of this mindless rabble of fucktards.
/b/ is an image board, guys. Not a way of life. Go make some fucking friends.

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>>194323653
EPIC SAMEFAG THREAD... im gtfo and leaving him to himself.

Hypothyroidism

This just might work.

>>194322197
>we are Anonymouse
>are Anonymouse
>Anonymouse
>mouse

A.N.O.N

I like it.

pastafarian is most likely the best candidate.

Maybe we should go on the atheist forums like richard dawkins' site and they probably would lend a hand, we don't even have to mention 4chan to them.

We need to fucking decide niggers.

horde/alliance?

>>194324946
Fuck no.

You are absolutely immortal from your point of view and will never die. Also, there is a universe where Pokemon is real you will experience it in some distant unfathomable epoch.

This is true, but you will only come to know that in time. In my frame of reference, I am immortal, but in your universe I will die just like everyone else. Imagine a sufficiently advanced machine that replicates a person's brain, including neuronal electrical exchanges. People have entered states of zero brain-function for short periods of time, only to be resuscitated. When they are resuscitated, their consciousness resumes. Suppose a person's brain were to be copied, and the original person killed. When the copied brain is switched on, being an exact copy, would one not logically presume the person's "Conciousness" simply continues in the new brain with no memory of death? My thought experiment posits that death is exactly like the above scenario, except instead of a "copy" of the brain being made by a machine, it already exists in an alternate universe. This is an extension of the MW interpretation of Quantum Mechanics and is accepted by the foremost physicists worldwide. It violates no known laws of physics. It is way cooler and more trippy than a zombie Jew religion, and is based on inferences from scientific understanding. It takes large times for the universe to “reset” itself due to fluctuation in chaos, but When it DOES reset itself (in a process similar to that which gives rise to Boltzmann brains) it may "reset" it so that you start a new set of memories and experiences as a new person (or being, remember your new life may be vastly alien). Over eternity, you then experience all possible lives. Including that of Ash Ketchum.

Pokemon is real.

Maybe not all of it, but you get the general idea.

RELIGION SUCKS ASS AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

>>194323945
2006 was not a good year. ..

However, you need to learn your /b/ history. Go back to 2003, and for the most amazing kick-off of /b/ why not try asking how we dominated on Jan 2nd 2004.

Believe me. We were known, son. Not for Anime, not for what you think is right. We were never an anime-based board, simply random extremity.

>>194314208

PASTAFARI. I have been touched by his noodley appendage.

Choose with greentext nigger
>Pastafarian
>A.N.O.N.
>Raptor jesus

Or, doubles decides...

>>194324560

Fuck you, this is exactly how /b/ will die. Without /b/, the internet would be totally different. You are the cancer.

G
T
F
O

lol you can even get jedi on your dogtags in the canadian military

Raptor Jesus! ANON sounds lame

Itt. Silly newbies that have NOT heard about Eris.

All hail Eris. All hail Discordia.

OPie reporting in.

OK, sage this shit, I'll start a voting thread in 3...2...1...

>>194325131
/b/'s roots - THE REAL /b/, as you were saying - is an internet imageboard where people could post anything they wanted, within certain legalities. The Anonymous posting styles is BECAUSE people didn't want to be known for what they posted here, and what you're talking about is ATTACHING YOUR NAME TO A MOVEMENT THAT IS DIRECTLY RELATED TO THE GOERNMENT YOU FUCKING MORON.

Anonism

>>194325386
Church of A.N.O.N

pastafarian is register!! to someone already.
pastafarian is register!! to someone already.
pastafarian is register!! to someone already.
pastafarian is register!! to someone already.
pastafarian is register!! to someone already.
pastafarian is register!! to someone already.

why the hell someone would do that I dont know, but cant use something someone else is already using, its like calling ourselves Sony, or USA, or Christans, or baptis, LOL

ANON that shit right nao!

flying spaghetti monster