OP is a faggot.

>>193303745
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>>193303745
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buddah said :
get money
fuck bitches
smoke trees
rock n roll

if you penis while you penis you will penis harder

Faggots

>>193303745
/thread

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


-Motherfucking pulp fiction

life's a bitch but god forbid that bitch divorce me

fuck that, smoke weed every day

FOR YOU /B/ROTHER!

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>>193304542
You mean the bible...

Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.
Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. Its not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

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ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you

I may be drunk Ms. but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly. -Winston Churchill

I've always known I'd be a killer. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Outgunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him."

Captain Price, Modern Warfare 2

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"when you die, what you are seeing doesn't exist. That white light and the other visuals are chemical reactions as the brain goes into shutdown." - House / any neurosurgeon

riddic -pitch black
i do believe on god and i absolutely hate the fucker

I real men only loves two things, games and danger. That's why he loves the woman, the most dangerous toy

http://rapidshare.com/files/344150622/68815773.zip.html
you 're welcome!!

This entire movie.

Richard Ramirez
he told the court.
"You maggots make me sick," "You don't understand me. I am beyond good and evil. I will be avenged. Lucifer dwells in us all. ...

This shit is chess, not checkers!

"By the mere activity of consciousness I transform into a rule of life what was an invitation to death, and I refuse suicide." — Albert Camus

>>193306388
FUCK YOU, that's my name.

bumpuuuu

" If your going to shoot, shoot don't stand there talking about it" - guuko-the good the bad and the ugly

"There's no I in Team, mate"
"Yea, well there isn't a U in time either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, who's on the fucking team? This team SUCKS!"

IT'S HERE

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=44NJ5SL6

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

Science can send planes flying across oceans.

Religion just sends them into buildings.

>>193306455
damn dude that's shit is dark bro but ill top u with another killer quote
Edmund Emil Kemper, III
"I wonder how her head would look on a stick?"

Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?

Mathilda: [whispering] Yes.

Stansfield: That's good — because I take no pleasure in taking a life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.

>>193308094

Samefag here, Apocalypse Now

Willard: "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one.
Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another."

"We are here to fuck shit up, otherwise, god would exist..."

I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath-
I have a rendezvous with Death
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous.
-Excerpt from "I have a rendezvous with Death"
by Alan Seeger (He got killed in war after writing this poem)

>>193305049
No, actually the Bible doesn't have that. Quentin Tarentino gave us his only so.....Oh shit. Now I've done it.....

>>193308840

God said let there be more samefag

Famous last words guys

"Candlejack? What the fuck is a Cand-"

>>193307546
ROFL

>>193308958
Holy shit... GAve me fucking goosebumps.

I dont wanna be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.

F. Costello - The Departed.

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness. - Gustave Le Bon

Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pit from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul

- from "Invictus", William Ernest Henly

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Never give in, never never never never. In nothing great or small, large or petty. Never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force, never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
-Winston Churchil

Best ever.

*Walks into Saloon*

"What have you got for a man to drink with the minimum risk of blindness or death"

from Blood Meridian.

AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
-George Washington

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career in the shadows. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB!

"Men only think of their past right before their death, as if they were searching frantically for proof that they were alive." -Jet Black

Stfu, it was a badass show

He who makes a beast out of himself,
Gets rid of the pain...
OF BEIN' A MAN...

-A7X

>>193311774

OP asked for badass quotes not gay ones kkthx

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." - Predator

it's here newfag

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>>193311581
Wicked. Where'd you hear that?

I will not hit a woman
But i will slap a bitch

>>193311774
Wrong. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Hunter S. Thompson.

GTFO FAGGOT.

>>193312361
Movie. Taken.

>>193312361
That's from the movie Taken.

>>193312361
its from the movie "taken"

Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
--Me

>>193312361
Taken?

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?- rent boy

>>193313054
Van Wilder. Nice try claiming it for yourself though.

"Why did you do that?"
"I guess you could call it instinct..."
"What!? You mean like some kind of animal?"
I mean, I did it because I felt like it."

>>193312867
Downloading now!

>>193311157
>>193311157
>>193311157
The entire book is a badass quote.

if you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always gotten.

think about that shit

>>193313576
Really? Someone else had the same quote?
Freaky

the gods envy us because we can diel, because any moment could be our last

>>193313054

more gay quotes

PIPPIN: I didn't think it would end this way.

GANDALF: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

PIPPIN: What? Gandalf? See what?

GANDALF: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

PIPPIN: Well, that isn't so bad.

GANDALF: No. No, it isn't.”

Bitches and shit but hoe's and tricks. Suck on these nuts and lick the dick. - Some nigger.

"Never gonna give you up,
never gonna let you down,
never gonna run around,
and hurt you."
-Youjustbeenrickroll'dbitch

Sir, if you were my husband I would poison your drink.
-woman said to winston churchill

Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.
-Winston Churchill's reply

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-Dwight D. Eisenhower

>>193314377
i fucking lold

>>193313818
>>193313818
It's from a movie from 2002 with Ryan Reynolds. So eight years ago. Have you had that quote since you were ten years old? I doubt it.

>>193314377
Winston Churchil.... Fucken legend!

if at first you don't succeed... cheat until you get caught then lie!

>>193314981
Never seen that movie.

>>193315425
Oh but you should. Download it. There were lulz to be had. I saw It when I was twelve maybe. Good movie I last saw it a year or so ago.

>>193316034
What movie? And where do I download?

Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.

This whole fuckin movie is one long, badass quote

found it

http://rapidshare.com/files/344162023/89028363.zip.html