faggot

Getting and being drunk is not about stupidity or intelligence, Its about having a good time. Lighten up man.

i have the best conversations, when im drunk.

You are a wanker

non-intelligent homosexual

>>193120499

Same here.

itt stupid amerifags who drink to get drunk

>>193119354
mikeey, don't be such a boring wanker.

>>193120289

That's the kind of shit i fucking hate. Why is bringing yourself down to the intelligence of a 4 year old considered "having a good time"? What has happened to society where people think this is socially acceptable?

>>193120499

word

>>193120896
Says a European gentleman who never seeks to be drunk, and drinks all alcohol beverages only for the taste. Yeah right.

op, where by chance were you last night? its a longshot.. but the amount of fuckups at the place i went to was unbearable..

pretty impressive picture

19 years old cumdumpster here with cam. add me on MSN 'paris2luv'

pastoralenthusi

Problem isn't that alcohol makes you stupid, it's just that when you're already stupid (or American) then the alcohol will amplify that and you'll appear to have the intelligence of a retarded monkey.

What you saw was stupid people to begin with.

Agreed OP. imo getting drunk is just plain stupid. Never done it, never plan to.. I just don't see the point.

If others want to do it, they can go right a-fucking-head, but they should just be aware that it makes them look like fucking retards more often than not.

>>193121068

you're fucking ignorant.

Drinking alcohol is an adult past time. Much like riding a bike is for children. If you don't do it, that's ok, but most other people do it so you may aswell too. Also, it generally loosens people up and makes them more care free, thus leading to a more enjoyable experience.

I'm not telling you to drink, just allow other people to do it if they want without judging them.

That's why you should smoke weed.
Doesn't turn you into a retard.

>>193121161

Just some kids apartment. Pennsylvania is all i'll say. I mean, my best explanation for why these people drink and act the way they do is because they have absolutely nothing to be proud of in life, so they drink to a certain point where they can't comprehend how pathetic they are. And then they start talking themselves up, trying to seem important, which verifies my idea that these people have absolutely nothing to be proud of, so they try and make shit up to feel important. Maybe I'm abnormal. Maybe I'm over-reacting. All i can think is i really can not be this smart.

Alcohol doesn't make you stupid. It makes stupid people stupider

>>193121068
>>193119354

Thank you.

I don't find their inane shit funny either. My FRIENDS and I can get drunk or high and still speak with intelligence and in full, proper sentences. My ACQUAINTANCES are fucking idiots and their goal with drinking/drugging is to make stories and then discuss all their other intoxicated times while taking pictures of themselves.

>>193119354
btw
the disease both mother and her children suffer is called Noma

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noma_%28disease%29

>>193121716

Actually, i'm not. You're blind anger and criticism shows how ignorant you really are.

>>193119354
Your worried about making decisions that will make you less intelligent.....and your lurking /b/?????

>>193121068

You were probably in a room full of young kids who couldn't control their alcohol fueled minds.

People like to drink themselves stupid in order to put up with assholes everywhere.

Can you imagine assholes just being assholes without the booze?

I can't put up with assholes and dickheads for 9 hours a day at work. Sometimes a six pack helps.

Booze is the filter, my friend. The filter.

I got the next round. You in?

>>193121895

I did, which made it all the harder to process my thoughts on how to get these fucking neanderthals to stop talking to me.

I LIKE PUDDING!

>>193122159

No thanks i think i'll go swallow a bullet. If this is what's considered socially acceptable i really do not want to live in this world.

found it!!

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faggot

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>>193122095

/b/ is full of a lot of stupidity also, but the true /b/tards that come here come here for a release, and i hope theres many that agree with me. I'm here to release my anger at what i saw last night. If i had a gun i would truly cock it, point it at whoever, and start pulling the trigger.

>>193122744

I'd rather fuck mud than fuck the girls at that party.

The people you saw were idiots to begin with. But if you drank it would have been a pleasant experience for you as well, so who's the stupid one here?

drinking until you feel good and get a bit of a buzz is really fun. but if you end up getting super shitfaced you look like a major tool and do stupid shit, like maybe tell chicks you rlly like them, get someone prego or possibly throw up on someone. i havent done any of this cause i can control my drunkeness pretty good, with the help of 6 foot 2, 229 pounds. a buzz is all you need to become more social and have way more fun. stay buzzed dont git hurt. pic related...

you're a fucking stuck up prissy boy, is what it sounds like to me.

Loosen up. Have some fun. Don't judge others for enjoying themselves.

>>193121967

Thanks, it's good to know im not the only one.

There is no past or future that is only in your imagination. Thr idea of Time was created by humans. Only the present exists

THE SIGHTS OF HELL SHALL BRING IT'S VIEWERS BACK IN

>>193122932

Me for going to the party.

>>193122959

Good post, totally agree.


>>193122977

I'm a very uderstanding person. I'm good at putting myself in others' shoes. Im an extremely hard worker, i bust my ass for everything in my life. But i will NOT accept the fact that what i saw last night is what's considered a "good time". I like smoking weed, talking about psychology and astronomy and the like. I really believe i have a phobia of stupidity now.

>>193122369
I will say something serious and my opinion. Drinking in large amounts and when your young(I honestly think 19 is old enough) is bad for you. It doesn't make you "stupid" as the brain rebuild brain cells faster than any amount of alcohol can kill them.
the whole "killing brain cells" thing just isn't true unles your young or pregnant. There is nothing wrong with having a good time either way. Have a drink or getting plowed with friends once in awhile isn't dangerous as long as it is in moderation. The only true risks in heavy drinking are addiction,liver disease and ulcers/G.I damage.
Simply put if you don't enjoy it, don't do it. If you enjoy it, enjoy it once in awhile. It won't hurt you. the key is responsibility.

i also hate drinking and drunk people.
you know, humans do it because they can't have fun by themselves. they are not just as fun or happy being counscious, which mean, they need to explore the unknown by drinking.

i agree with op. 90% of society is too stupid to continue living.

never been drunk. who would wnat to get drunk after growing up seeing how pathetic all the sdults are who drink.

>>193123894
Additional:
Just listen to your body. It will tell you when to stop and no matter how drunk you are your instinct will let you know your being stupid. Just listen to your instincts

>>193123894

I see what you're saying. I do certain things in my life that make people go, "wow, thats amazing". I'll leave it at that. I didn't want to go, but my brother's friend really wants to hang out with me. I did it to make him happy. I did not expect the mass amounts of stupidity i saw. I guess i'm just ranting.

I vote republican.

>>193124337

In this culture, more is more.
Always want more.
Need more.

>>193123760

i don't think it's phobia.
you have the "power" of trying to understand or seeing things that normal jerks prefer to ignore.

http://sharebee.com/742054df
enjoy

>>193121848
So some adults OD on Heroine. Should I just do that too? Your a fucking idiot.

ITT: straight edge nerdy virgins who think they are smarter than they actually are. I drink, I party, I get pussy and i am smarter than all of you. learn to not be social outcasts and change your views because not everyone who drinks is like you describe.

P.S. OP is a faggot

>>193124574

Fucking thank you, that's the most intelligent thing i've seen all week. Thanks so much for posting that.

OP is a faggot that tries to maintain his self respect although being a pathetic loser by acting 'somehow intellectual'? he looks down on those stupid proletarians drinking beer and having fun fucking chicks assuring him he could be just like them if he wasn't such a smartass. 'Cause a society based on alcoholism would never work...oh look Bavaria / Russia.

hey OP!

Either get on board or fuck off. You can hate whatever you want but nobody's going to give two shits. Also, you sound like such a little bitch It does my head in. people like you are the worst kind.

>>193123972
I have never been a fan of drinking either. MAYBE once a year when I see m old friends on new years or something I will let looses and get shitfaced and have a good time but I just can't do it all the time. I really don't enjoy it.
Now gimmie some Oxy's or Kadian.....that's a different story

>>193124761

Whatever you need to tell yourself man, i don't want any part of your culture.

>>193124658

I smoke weed. And wow, you are an extremely conceited arrogant little fuck off. Either that or you're trolling.

>>193121068
well for one thing i had a lot more fun when i was a kid, so its the closest thing to having the enthusiasm of a kid once in a while and to take a break from all of these things that "intelligence" taught me, like to hate my country, not trust anyone, care what people think, etc. jesus op you are a stuck up snooty faggot

>>193121848
>If you don't do it, that's ok, but most other people do it so you may aswell too

maybe alcohol does make you stupider, or maybe you were just born an idiot

>>193124791

I'd rather fuck off. Like i said, i guess i'm just ranting.

>>193125115

I can't help it.

>>193125073
i used to think this way when i smoked weed all the time. weed made me feel like drinking was beneath me. which it is, but its still fun, and i'm certainly not gonna stand around and judge people for doing it, because those people are the type that everyone hates

>>193124658
Yeah I can just sense the intelligence coming from you, it's overwhelming. Faggot

just makes me relax, be more social and kinda dizzy.

>>193119354
Drinking is to me about escaping reality. As is drugs. So stfu about intelligence

>>193119354
There is nothing wrong with not wanting to drink bottom line. At the same time don't treat others like they are less intelligent or less of a person than you just because they choose to and you choose not to. that is the important thing.
Make your own decisions, just don't judge and treat others differently for not having the same as you

>>193125553

I don't believe drinking is beneath me in the slightest bit. Truth be told, i don't do it because i can't stand the taste. Im just saying, what i saw really can not be how most people act. If it is then i don't know why i shouldn't start killing people. But i have faith that it isn't.

What is this?

Hey OP!

You can either get on board or fuck off. Nobody cares what your thoughts are on stupidity and alcohol. You sound like a stuck-up piece of shit. Lighten up faggot.

>>193119354
Wtf is a "drinking party"? Is there a special kind of party where all you do is drink?

>>193126086

Ok. My biggest problem was that i just could not reason with these people. It's like taking cavemen from 10,000 years ago, prettying them up and giving them a little bit of technology and letting them loose.

>>193126204
Hurp De Durp De Durp Durp

>>193126365

Ha really man, i guess what i saw was just a certain sub-culture of kids. Yes, the entire party was about only drinking.

Sleep deprivation and alcohol have the same effect on me, I get flirty and talkative. I've never drank so much that I couldn't control myself though, its all about moderation

How is life as a virgin?

Alcohol is awesome, especially for people with social anxiety.

some people like to drink.
to your compliment, they probably didn't find you too entertaining either.

>>193126552
So your friends are giving you a hard time for not drinking too?
Find some new friends if they can't except you like grownups

>>193126204

And you sound like an over-opinionated arrogant little kid. Im just ranting and trying to understand what i saw.

>>193121068

you know... getting drunk isn't a new phenomena. It's been around quite alot longer than your objective observations seem to comprehend.

Have a beer. Chill out. Maybe get laid, who knows?

>>193126674
>>193126365
You don't know what a drinking party is? Were/are you that big of a loser in school??

>>193126883
No you're not. You're being a faggot. Srsly, get the fuck off.

>>193126845

It's ok. I don't think about sex too much, it doesn;t really matter to me. How is it living like a fake pretentious douche?

>>193127183

Ya actually, i am.

>>193127183
this

>>193125073
>>193125073

>"I smoke weed."

facepalm.jpg

>pathetic potthead showing off again and again >thinking of weed as a intellectual's drug

I don't see a big difference between smoking ur shitty light sativa weed and drinking alcohol. Weed doesn't automatically make you creative it gets people acting stupid just like alcohol does plus the 'weed scene' really seems to consist of people like you. Pathetic losers that try to compensate their low self esteem with fake arrogance (weed=holy grail makes you become intellectual) ignorance and the most intolerant behaviour I've ever seen.
I like the weed like the beer.Don't mind if people let themselves go as long as they don't get on my nerves.

>>193127143

Not really a loser, just an outcast. I didn't get bullied or picked on. I talked to nobody and nobody talked to me.

>>193126845
Self medicating SA with Alcohol is a bad thing. LOL all you want but in the long run if this is the reason why you do it, you'll be fucked in the end

>>193126882

At times they were. I didnt want to go in the first place, i mentioned this in another post already. >>193124479 Im just ranting.

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thank me later!

>>193127841
>>193127183

Did the mean dunkies at the party put a sharpie in your pooper`?

>>193127532

And you're the person i hate. You don't try to understand, you read something and your stupid little mind turns into something it fucking isn't. I never once said weed is better than alcohol. I didn't show any sign that i think weed is superior.

>>193123760

there are stupid people everywhere.

They're stupid even before the booze.

If you're a good time, the booze usually makes you a better time. Or, at least you're having a better time.

If you're a fucking raging asshole, then guess what booze does to you.

The people you were hanging with are probably dense as fuck to begin with.

>>193127946

And now you're trolling.

>>193120896
why wouldn't you want to be drunk?

>>193128287

I wish you could've been there man.

Everyone Is that stupid, including you, only people unknowingly hid it when they are not drunk.

>>193128582

Kinda makes sense. I still don't want any part of it.

that's why I don't drink.

>>193128582

I drink and I'm always content at the least, I haven't stressed out over something for more than a day or two for years. You don't drink, and you're angry, scared, and, for whatever reason, lashing out at people who do drink. I'm an absolute genius by the way.

8/10 best Troll i have seen in a long time.

>>193124757

you're welcome

>>193129524

Im really not trolling, but im glad your entertained :>

>>193129441

Not at all. I've been around other who were drinking. They were cool. They were still able to have a conversation. But what i saw at that party, i truly can not put it into words.

>>193128166
>>193128166


You didn't put much effort in understanding the people at your friends party either.
You imply being intelligent somehow standing above those 'cavemen' yet every person with some brain would not judge like that cause every person with a brain knows some about the mechanics of relativism.
You imply alcohol being a stupid drug because small minded people stay small minded (loud) people while drinking alcohol.
On the other hand you state taking weed over and over again as if it was an effort or something.

Believe me I know your kind...I've been somewhat similar.

You have to realise that most of the people in the world ARE stupid, add alcohol to the mix and it becomes even clearer. If you have an above average intelligence, and I'm not talking about being a genius, you'll realise that the people around you are stupid. They may have knowledge in their professional trades but anyone can be a carpenter, electrician, mechanic etc etc.

People become complacent after school and they don't further educate themselves outside their working environment. They have a job, and that's all that matters, so they focus on recreational life. Over time they begin to stagnate in their stupidity, devolving more and more, they forget most of what they learnt in school, basic mathematics and english becomes a challenge for them.

The end result is a ignorant society, 50 pounds overweight sitting in front of their Tv's with a beer in hand engrossed in the most retarded programmes of dumbed down entertainment. That's why the worlds so fucked up today.

ITT dude just went to his first party

>>193130279

I understood them fully. I understood that i could in no way, shape, or form reason with them. They could barely talk at all, they were pretty much just grunting and making sounds at each other by the time i left.

It doesn't take effort to smoke weed, i don't know where you got that from.

And you're probably right. I've spent so much time alone reading about a lot of stuff, i'm probably not as smart asi think i am. And I'm probably extremely arrogant and narcississtic. But that just how i feel.

>>193128378

drinks have taste too, if you're forgeting it

>>193130785

That was pure genius to me. Thanks for posting that.

>>193121704

We Know. We dont Care. Know why? We're having alot more fun then you. Teetotaler. Guess who else never drank? Hitler. Fuckin nazi.

>>193130876

Correct i think!

>>193130785

>implying that you're not just as bad browsing b or that any form of entertainment/recreation isnt escapism

>>193131796

I can understand having fun. I hate it that there's people in the world that take it to the point of what i saw last night.

belair

>>193119354
i drink copious amounts of alcohol and guarantee im more intelligent than OP

tl;dr fuck u

>>193132415

Ya, you're just flourishing with intelligence with that post.

I simply cant stand ppl like OP.
What is the meaning of life to you OP?
Are you really that dense YOURSELF that you cannot see that life isnt about that 1 job, or being smartest in class.

Its about having fun, and if you are one of those people who would wrather live a healthy long life and be stuck up all the way through it without having real plain old fun.

Then i do feel sorry for you bro.
For not taking the best in life there is.

>>193132415

Also, troll.

>>193132786

I'm a skydiver. I absolutely love what i do. Im hoping to start base jumping this year also. That is my idea of fun.

>>193132110

Dude you get that with everything and i mean fucking EVERYTHING right down to the ammount of shit you own, to how much coffee you drink, etc etc. its nit just booze dude. quit being a newfag and care about yourself. not others. fuckin nelson Mandela nigger over here.

life is pointless, more than likely nothing you do will really amount to anything

drink up

>>193133023

Hey newfag. you can do more then one thing to have fun, ive skydived and i drink. they've both fun. so fuck off.

at your age, lots of people will overdrink, or play up the drunkeness for whatever effect they intend. maybe it is a maturity thing that they do not feel as tho they can truly be 'silly' without having the alco excuse to use as a shield. you should drink some to appreciate the benefits it brings, but sounds like you'll never be one of those idiots.

>>193132786

I guess i really do understand what i saw last night, their ideas of fun and everything. I guess it just enrages me to know that they're content with that.

>>193133366

Well in enrages others to be content with the way you are. SO GET OVER IT

>>193133054

Im just ranting.

>>193133281

And can do whatever I think is fun. Im not going to do what YOU think is fun.

>>193133286


I wouldn't mind drinking in the right conditions with decent people. Not with those animals.

>>193133866

I can do whatever i think is fun, rather.

>>193133833

I am over it, I'm glad i started this thread.

i think weve all become better people here

oh wait OP is still a faggot

>>193134349

OP here, i lol'd

oh look im op

i wanna die cuz ppl drink hurr durr

You're looking for intelligent people on /b/?
You don't even have the right to call yourself intelligent

>>193134481
/Thread

>>193133023 i can agree with this.

>>193133366 i still dont get it op.
Why are you mad that there are stupid people?
Like are you mad at that tree in the garden to not figure out there are better things to do then stand around?

I mean, sowhat they act retarded and do the worst types of things imaginable. But who really seriously cares about that? We know you dont op, there is some sort of hidden anger inside of you or you trully think you know all the awnsers to the world and can tell people what to do with there life.

Because seriously, for all you know those people are drinking that much BECAUSE they hate this world and want to escape from it.
Think about it bra.

>>193134481

I find more intelligent people on /b/ than anywhere i go in real life, troll.

>>193120289
>Typical Fag response.

>>193134820


see

>>193121921

OP, you're me in the mirror. It sucks that the only social outlets in college force you to become a neanderthal.

>>193135258

Ya, well i don't go to college. I guess i'm glad i have /b/. Sorting through all the idiots, there's always a good amount of decent people here.

Always wear the sunscrean

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….You’re not as fat as you
imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing everyday that scares you Sing Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with
people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with
yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements. Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.. Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you
should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will
philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

>>193121921
10/10

>>193135219
if you refer me to that post you simply didnt understand what i just said.

Respect your elders. Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

I has been drinking steddy for 12 yers and it hazt dun anyfing bad to my brains. I has lotsa funs and has lot of intresting fings too say when i get a drink on.

Any poofters who dunt like a drunk once in a while an get shitfaced onto the floor is a pussy and doesnt know what day it is.

Grow a pair anon and drink it up fool.

>>193135258
If you allow yourself to be forced, you have no one to blame but yourself.

>>193121921

You sir, are talking yourself up to us, agaist them without the use of booze here to us on /b/. You sir, are the same as them except worse, because your doing it without booze. What dont you have to be proud of? you a nigga?

>>193135871

Im mad that these people are content with not accomplishing anything. I find it horrendous that these people have no ambition or mitvation to do anything worthwhile. Dear god, yes i have a lot of anger, much more than you could ever imagine, but i can control it. At least i think i can.

Well OP, there are people out there that agree with you. But here's how I deal with it:
Take comfort in the fact that the really stupid ones will at some point drink too much and probably do something stupid enough to get themselves killed, or at least hurt bad enough that they never want to touch the cause again. We can only hope that they don't take any innocents down with them. As for the rest, well...avoid them. You don't have to be around people that drink, if people want to hang with you, they should understand that you won't be drinking and would prefer that they didn't either, if they can't accept that, then they really don't want to hang with you now do they?

fuck off op and suck my dick.

faggot.

>>193136064
>I has been drinking steddy for 12 yers and it hazt dun anyfing bad to my brains.
>yers
>hazt
>anyfing

You lie.

>>193136257

Im not talking myself up, im ranting.

>>193136557

Good post. I understand you completely.

>>193136268
>claims to know the meaning of "worthwhile"
>argues on /b/ about drinking for an extended period of time

>>193136257
>Thinks throwing 'nigga' out of nowhere at the end of his inquiry will make him look witty and cool to the others browsing the board.

Faggot.

0/10

>>193137024

Just ranting. I can't really skydive in the winter, and there's nowhere else i can talk about this comfortably. If i don't let it out i'll just hurt my sanity even more. I really really want to go skydiving again.

Dear jesus you're a faggot.

is skydiving your only form of recreation? can you think of NOTHING else "worthwhile" to do right now?

maybe you should have a drink

alcohol doesn't do anything except lower inhibitions.

drunk idiots just act like regular idiots with no impulse control and will do dumb shit.

drunk intelligent people just act like intelligent people with no impulse control and will talk your fucking ear off about darfur or protein strands or the role of feminism in victorian art.

after a certain point though everyone just descends into a bacchanalia and just wants sex and more liquor though

>>193137669

Im waiting for my boss down where i work at to call me. He said he'd have a lot of work to do on the house he just bought and would like some help, and after that he's going to teach me how to pack reserve parachutes. I guess im just waiting on him to call.

>>193138077

I dont want to become that.

i agree to a certain extent OP, i definitely see some retards when drunk, but knowing them they are always quite dumb.
my guess is you went to an underage party. where no1 has learned to control themselves yet.

You morons.

Alcohol makes you cool.

>>193138444

Nice triples.

These guys were all 22+ years old. It was the kid's 23rd birthday.

>>193136632
As the person who posted that drunk, (but not THAT drunk) i guffaw most mightily when people dissect my poast thinking i am the genuine article. i.e. the drunken buffoon beyond any self-awarness.

Especially on a discussion F0rU/|/| such as this

>>193139212

Same.

>>193138594
then i cant help you lol
besides a few exceptions, my friends are all fun under the influence, but not in a socially retarded manner; just enough to loosen up a bit from the excessive work.

>>193139475

Ya not these kids. Just think about how monkeys push each other around and crawl all over each other, fighting, playing around. That's exactly how it was. Same grunts, same noises.

>>193139475
Did you say party?
A lot of drunk parties, are near to epileptic fits of extraversion, beyond any reason or control, playing off each other in pure random intercourse (non-secual in public, but wait till anyone gets private) without any recourse for social norms


But hang on, a minute, have you been to a party where the drugs of popular choice were ketamine or acid?

If not, you have no qualification for speech on that matter of parties.

Parties are exercises in CCCHHHAAAOOOOSSSS.

And alcohol is comparitively tame.
I(ts a whole new language my firned.

If it is retarded to you, dont go.

>>193122554
>>193122554
Why are you still here? An hero

Every single one of my actual friends that I drink, and about 3/4 of them smoke weed and cigarettes. I drink at parties and smoke weed like 2 or 3 times a month at the most. I'm not really a huge fan of it, but if I didn't drink or smoke I would have no fucking friends at all. Like the Mormon kid who never goes to parties or drinks or smokes ever. Kinda bullshit that you have to drink or smoke to have friends

Good evening,

Alcohol does not make you look stupid unless your sober.

Yours truely,
Dr. Anonymous

Sober : You think of something stupid and ignore it.

Drunk: You think of something stupid and wont rest until everyone at the party has heard it.

>>193119354
>>193119354
OP I found your high school photo! Loosen up /b/rother!

>>193141099
IF IT DOESNT MAKE YOU GRIN AND WANT TO DO THE MONKEY DANCE

DONT do it.
Design 3D worlds, paint pictures, get into animal mummification.

But some people wanna get orgeastic in half-violent cake munching genitalia waving denigration festivals

Your not one of them

Alcohol is for retards. Marijuana is for intellectuals. Trix are for kids.

http://rapidshare.com/files/343944539/34480821.zip.html
anon delivers!

>>193141099
If you wouldn't have any firends without getting a little bit tipsy among the WREKKHEADSZZVC

your probably in the wrong scoail circle

there are carefully plotted vectors of social securities amongst propelled to achievement robots who will share your dream of success and boredom

After all we are not monkeys., we are super MEN

the anxiety you're feeling is due to the fact that you saw people socializing and having fun in a way you consciously reject. Yes, those people were ridiculous. Yes, they were out of control. Yes, several of them probably objectively made asses of themselves. And yet, something about last night burrowed under your skin. Ordinarily, you'd be able to dispatch with the experience by hanging out with your friends, reading, going on the internet. But for some reason, last night burrowed under your skin, and you can't get over it. why?

well you could stay intelligent and whine about drunk people or you could get drunk and have some fun for once in ur life

faggot

OP butthurt?

*shrug*

Getting drunk is fun. Lower inhibitions and dancing in clubs appeals to me.

You're on /b/, fer chrissake. The fact that you're on it - and sober - speaks more volumes about the kind of person you are than your tee totalling will ever do. Moreover, questioning how society can debase themselves in such a way is preposterous: we've always got drunk.

OP, i would like you to tell me about yourself.

Do you study, if so what?
Do you or have you played an instrument or some other technical hobby?
OH FUCK THIS
OP YOU ARE BEYOND HOPE

>>193142488

/sign
being totally straight edge was probably something he was proud of because only dumb idiots drink obviously. and seeing those people having fun despite the fact that they are absolutely dumb dosn´t quite match in his confused little brain.

it's here!

http://www.zshare.net/download/71941587904091b6/

meh . lots of the people i went to school with, and colleagues (MSc/Phd) are of low mind. drinking only makes them moreso.

it's about culture and mindset i guess. drink strips away the veneer of class from people who're just faking it. if you're a gentleman, you'll stay one even drunk or stoned.

let's not forget that, at least since the sixties, it's been cool to be free-spirited (or at least impulsive and random). nobody likes a stick-in-the mud :)

>>193138077
bEFORE I LEAVE THIS THREAD I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU ANON

I IFT MY CUP UNTO YOU

Deficente...

i bet op is just a pussy