and i figure this will take quite a while to read, i apologize for the wall of text

Don't wait for "enough posts" do it now. Post link. Don't be a bitch.

TL;DR op is a fag

tl;dr
If you're gonna an hero, make sure you have a bottle of liquor in one hand, a gun in the other. Chug said bottle, jump off a tall-ish building, and shoot yourself in the temple before hitting the ground.

Bonus points if you immolate yourself before jumping.

>>192650714
agreed.
OP just an hero. You don't need a big crowd, just fucking do it or you're an attention whore and a troll.

Don't be an hero. Just smack a ho and tell her to make you a sammich.

Darwin approves of this thread.

do it faggot!!!!!

>>192650867
i need a big audience because i'd like it to be on the news nationally like kevin whitrick was, so i'll know for sure she'll see it
>>192650906
internet relationship, hence why she has all control in the relationship.

>>192649790
I'll record it OP and post it on megauploads fucking everyewhere. Now post the link and get this party started.

I'm not going to tell you what to do. You're a big boy, you can make that call.

If you aren't a troll (lol), and you decide not to do it, there are a few things you should realize. That bitch isn't the most amazing girl in the world, obviously, because she's a stupid slut. You can do better, every guy thinks the girl he's with is the fucking cat's pajamas.

You're a pretty pathetic excuse for a guy, listening to some cunt tell you what to do, especially on something like that where she was probably just emotional or whatever (bitches, bro, bitches).

Again, do what you want, what the fuck do I care, but you should realize that shit before you do.

>>192651071
DO IT FAGGOT. Why are all you suicide fags too gay to fucking off yourselves? I need moar jobs. People need to die. You're eating up world resources. You don't need to live. Life doesn't get better. You're better off not paying bills and having to live and deal with all the ignorance in the world. Die now plox.

hmm i would normally say dont do it and i could give you a list of reasons
but im on /b/ why the fuck would you listen...

waiting for livestream already. my snake is bulging

>cat's pajamas
lolwat?

>>192651645

>i'm a 13 y/o

hurry up im bored im sick of watching pokemon reruns and playing dj hero............DO IT FAGGOT NAW!!

OP why dont you fuck with this girl? Tell her you found someone outside of the internet and you fucked her brains out. she'll rage and you win

http://ketiva.com/News_and_Events/the_way_of_life_for_an_afghan.html

desertedmuseum9

OMFG finally an hero in action

DO IT FAGGOT

>>192651421
TLDR
HE WANTS OP TO KILL HIMSELF YES.

>>192651743
No it's just a stupid thing to say you fucking nekomimi

this isn't /adv/

cmon OP I need to FAP. im already alerting all my friends. u gonna be famous and immortalised

I wish this wasnt troll :(

>>192651809

he's right..
also,
thomas k goode?
:|

>>192652158

>stupid thing to say
>nekomimi

>>192652239
I know.
We really need to get some suicidalfags in here so we can push them over the edge and get them an ED page.

OP, you have Asperger's.

Don't fucking kill yourself over some bitch who tells you to. You're smarter than her and have gotten this far in life. Don't quit now.

Dump this bitch and tell her you're tired of her shit. She'll come running back once you've distanced yourself from her.

no op... it is not the right thing

>>192652323
My point remains valid.
Faggot.

Of all the girl-less virgins that exist in this world, especially the muslim ones that fucking want to blow a sizeable amount of the West up and kill themselves, here you are, with a girl, and you're going to kill yourself?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO SON? YOU HAVE TO RAPE IT. GOD DAMN PUSSIES, WHY DO WE HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU CLOWNS?

>>192649790
Dump her. She's just using your weakness to boost her own selfesteem. Once she finds someone better, and she will, she'll leave your ass without hesitation.
Find a woman who respects you as a man with values.

>>192651421
well when she wants to she can make me happier than anyone else i've ever met in my life, and i know i'm pretty pathetic for a guy, i wouldnt be forced to internet date if i wasnt.

Is OP dead yet?

DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i understand why you need to do this. she will remember you

it could work :/ but she will be distraught

>>192652709
You'll be dead soon enough anyway. Put the chat up so we know you're legit.

okey i didnt even read the thread because i had more things to do but good luck though

troll or faggot? You be the judge!

>>192652709
Get some fucking pride you patethic piece of fucking shit.
You only live once, so why waste the time not living?
Get the fuck OUT of the house, have some fun and live life.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself. I know tons of guys considered ugly/socially incompetent who've lived life to the fullest.

>>192652709

Relationships make people happy. It's not like she'll be the only one who can do it for you, she really isn't. Everybody goes through this shit, and everyone thinks they're the only one who is going through the problems they are. Fucking everyone goes through girl troubles, man.

You can turn shit around if you want. And if you don't, then that's alright, but you should realize that it's not your only option here.

You're a dumbass. Dump her and go out with someone else. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

>>192652983

she gonna have nightmares for the rest of her life and prob wont touch another man

maybe if you kill yourself she'll like you

>>192653663

actually, bitches are cold-hearted and she'll probably forget about it after a few months

Dear Anon..
Go on fucking holiday man.. meet some cool people, do some cool shit, have a great time. Forget about some girl on the internet, just live your life for you and not anyone else.
Then when you come back, get your ass back into a higher education.. earn millions.. etc etc etc.
Good luck.

>>192653663

yep. she will forever love him

OP, its sad but this is probably the right thing to do :(

srsly, your girl is an idiot. dump her. she'll come running!

>>192649790

OP needs to do this to show that bitch

>>192653806
It's too hard for most people to just "earn millions".
Troll. Stop giving OP false hope. If it were that easy, we'd all be happy and rolling in money.

tl;dr

You're a faggot aswell I'm guessing.

>>192654285

was just saying OP should stop worrying.. I don't care if he earns millions or not, that might not even mean happiness, but the easier thing to do is just block that bitch and move on with life

>>192649790

You need to talk to your GF and tell her the same thing you've just posted. You love her and I think she loves you but the way you guys are handling it is poison. At some level, you already realize this or you wouldn't have posted what you did.

I love the divide between cancer and chemo on this thread.

PRO TIP: /b/ IS NOT A PLACE FOR MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING. IF A MAN IS GOING TO BECOME AN HERO ON CAMERA YOU DO NOT TRY TO STOP HIM. GTFO TO R9GAY.

>>192652983
obviously she wouldnt know i was dead, i could simply have stopped coming online or something, this way it'll get reported somewhere and then she'll be made aware, and there will be a video that she can watch to prove i actually killed myself.

>>192654643
You.

Refer to this:
>>192654682

LURKMOAR.

I respect what you're doing. dont listen to the fags

tl;dr
youre a fag

>>192649790

No longer front page material.

things may not always be perfect. but love and respect yourself enough to fight. dont give up

dont kill yourself...you have so much to live for...kill her

>>192654715

she's not going to watch a video of you killing yourself

she'll hear the news and go 'oh gosh' and then after a while she'll move on, like normal people do.

honestly, you can get more revenge on her by just dumping the bitch and showing her that you can live without her. girls hate that, man.

>>192654896
Seriously. It's not our place to underestimate how shitty his life is. Anyone who says "It's okay it'll get better it always does :D" has had a FAR happier life than the majority of humans on this planet and needs an eight ball in a sock to the head.

Ya'll nigga's, etc.
OP is a faggot, and a troll.

>>192654715
so this is like an online girlfriend right? Like you haven't actually met her or had sex with her ?

Groovy story baby

>>192654715

OP HAS MORE BALLS THAN ANY OF US

>>192655085
Unless he admits on camera that he's doing it because of her.
In which case your post is invalid and her life is fucked.

>>192654715
I didn't catch that part.. She's your online fucking girlfriend? Well, that makes it easy.
JUST BLOCK HER YOU RETARDED FUCK

Dear OP:
Write an e-mail to the bitch saying you're going to kill yourself, yadda yadda yadda. After sending it, cut off all contact with her.
Proceed to go on and find someone better, while she falls under the impression that you actually killed yourself.

You're welcome.

you'll make a great Facebook memorial page for /b/ to troll one day

>>192655354
this + tell her you've found a new girl, who enjoys fucking you.

>>192655018
!egaS

Waiting for the fucking link, OP.

>>192655505
See op? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

DO EEETT FAGGOT!!!!!

man kick her asssssss

>>192653379
she's the only one who can do it the way she does, she literally does anything i want before i even ask for it from her, and we tend to say the same thing at the same time constantly
>>192653663
kinda my goal
>>192653806
i'd need money for this.
>>192654677
she's the one who wanted me to post this thread, and i can't tell her anything she blocked me because her friend irl is suicidal, which makes me feel just great, she wants me to kill myself but her friend she doesnt.

Kill her, see how she likes it... : )

Cool story bro

Get a fucking grip on yourself dude.... seriously.

>>192655710
Oh god i lol'd so hard

>>192655819
K enough chatter here.
The thread will remain self-sufficient with all the people posting. Let's see that link, OP.

dear op smoke a blunt and watch some spongebob or something

>>192655085
actually I have her rl friends on myspace and facebook, not to mention her parent's cell phone number, she'll watch it, even if it isnt willingly.
>>192655189
i agree with this

>>192656063
-bows-

Also, you're just an "online friend" to here. You may think that you are her boyfriend, but you are not. She is fucking people in real life. Also, if you died, she wouldn't care nearly as muck as you think she would, because your relationship is virtual. She would get over it in a week.
tl;dr - Virtual relationship. No real emotions, she'd get over it in a week.

AS YOUR LAST ACT

RAPE HER.
HARD.
ON CAM.

You're a good man, OP.
You've made the right choice.
A huge guilt trip and some lulz for anon.
Superb stuff.
Unfortunately, I still think you're a fucking troll.

>>192656350
Online girlfriend. Idiot.

So where the fuck is the livestream? I wanna see someone commit suicide before going to bed tonight!

OP GET A FUCKING TINYCHAT ROLLING BEFORE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND AND DIE LIKE A FAGGOT, THIS IS YOUR CHANGE TO DIE AS AN HERO!!!!

Jesus Christ what a retard.
I'll tell ya what dude, I was homeschooled all my life because I was socially awkward.
And then comes College, and it doesn't fucking matter any more because it's not highschool and shit.
And you're a pussy for letting a girl walk all over you to the point of killing yourself because she told you to.
Pussy pussy pussy.

WHERE'S THE LINK OP?
THESE THREADS MAX OUT YKNOW

>>192655819
>>192655819
>>192655819


do it post the link ill record it and send it into the local news

just hurry the fuck up and do it

>>192655617
>>192655617

READ THAT OP!

>>192655819

She's really not the only one. That's how relationships are. You get close to someone and eventually you're finishing each other's sentences and all that jazz. This is how a lot of people feel when their first real relationship is ending, like there's nobody else and all that. It's a bunch of bullshit, really.

Everyone goes through this, bro. You can man up if you want. You can show that bitch you're strong or you can show her you're weak.

>>192656066
i'm waiting for the sleeping pills to start to kick in first, i want to make sure when i do it i wont be able to get myself anywhere that i could back out of it
>>192656276
we've been together for over a year, and based off her personality flaws, i doubt she'd be able to just get naked for guys, she hates her entire body

I smell a troll!

OP you have nothing worth living for.

>>192655359

Don't kill yourself op. Do this.

OP GO HERE WITH YOUR SUICIDENESS.

www(.)tinychat(.)com/suicidefag

om board

stream link plx?

>>192656624
Ralph pls go away

they see me trollin'... they hatin'...

>>192656648
sacremento is where she lives, that would be where you should be sending it to local news

I'm out. OP is a dramawhore, will not delivar.

>>192655359
she would think i just stopped coming online, the only way to make her think i actually did it, is to do it.

>>192656968

no offense, but sacramento doesn't give a shit if some guy who doesn't live in sacramento kills himself

they really don't care if some guy who lives in sacramento kills himself either. you might make your local news, but you will not make hers.

Get a tinychat going, OP.

>>192656972
i 2nd that

anhero fails yet again and again and again
i feel i may go though this whole week without seeing anyone die
i think i should anhero

OP, You should consider joining the Unites States Marine Corps.

>>192656714
Yes but OP you could at least open the chat room and set up your cam. People wont take you seriously till then