cmon death by bashing head against wall

Drink anti-freeze. A lot of it.

Then cut open your ballsack and wait for death.

>>192565966
>>192565966
>>192565966
>>192565966

Hahaha, wow.

Good night, sweet OP.

>>192565966
winrar

>>192565966

fuckin winrar

OP here, yeah I'll do it. Link soon. Is it going to hurt?

>>192565966
I think this is quite doable.

Go for it OP.

Some silly bitch that broke your heart definitely warrants a suicide.

Dumb-ass.

>>192565966
Winrar.

Oldboy pic is also awesome.

>>192565556
Old Boy was awesome

Waiting for OP to pussy out.

Slit your throat after using elastic band or something to build up the pressure, impressive spray

do a little bit of every drug u can get.

hang yourself. i'd love to see you kicking in the air.

>>192565966
>>192565966
lawlz

Ha ha oh wow

>>192566556
>>192566606

GET was already established, newfags.

>192566666
godmode

fucking just hang yourself like a normal person.

post tits, i mean link nao!

toasting in epic bread of lies

>>192565966

oh wow post that cam

>>192565966
>>192565966
nah you'll be alright remember pics webcam if you can

Radio in the tub. Dr. Gonzo style

anime-assault.com

crediblelid61

that was quick

>>192566831
huge fail.

>>192566666

cancer

>>192566423
The ballsack part will hurt, but not as much as realizing that you will be dead in a few minutes over a bitch who is not even thinking about you. Hahahaha.

post link. on cam show us your tits while you skull ant-freeze with a knife in your sack

Beat yourself to death with those pedal-operated trashcans! If you get a steel top you could probably do some damage. Don't forget to send a email with picture to girl before you pass out and bleed to death!

>>192565966
OP had better fucking deliver.

>>192565966
>>192565966
Deliver nao

EAT A TUB FULL OF FUCKING BEANS

hang yourself in your closet and let your 12 year old sister find you

Dildo in eye

>>192565556
Make holes in her new boyfriends condoms. Find a agency that'll anonymously lock people up. Put the guy in there for 16 years. Hypnotise him into having sex with his daughter.

>>192567364
15 years, not 16.
fucking moron.

eating 5 bottles of tylenol

Obvious troll is obvious.

do it faggot!

Op here. I am going out to buy antifreeze. I will be back soon to deliver the link.

http://ketiva.com/News_and_Events/the_way_of_life_for_an_afghan.html

hellishroute16

Find her new bf, flirt with him.

better than anti-freeze, just kidnap her and so some fucked up oldboy type shit with her.

>>192565966
do it faggot

I will probably watch this, but I disaprove of suicide /b/

>>192567589

better be! i want to watch someone die today.

eat cat -.-

Oldboy rules!

>>192567833
GTFO!

>>192567504
"What the fuck did he just say?!?! 16?!? 16?!!?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY AM I GONNA LET HIM AWAY WITH THIS. IT WAS 15!!! 15 MOTHERFUCKER 15!!!!"

That's you, that is.

fill a bathtub full of baked beans and eat yourself to death...imagine the mess they gotta clean up

OP here, got what I think is antifreeze.

One way to find out..

So yeah, ten minutes.

tinyurl /ykfzwy5

Yall niggas postin in a troll thread

have so much sex you die

>>192567833

>>192567589
Don't be shy. Buy 4 or 5. Make sure you're thirsty too.

>>192565966
Hay, if OP actually does it, does that mean that I'll be able to see the horsies from Harry Potter, or does webcam not count?

Death by STD

>>192565556
fuck that webcam shit
try and beat Cho's high score, if you need to go, do it in style

>>192568061
Yeah, get your fucking numbers straight, asshole.

>>192568138
OP'S GONNA DELIVARR! GOGOGO

OP is getting ready...

In the mean time;

RED LEADER, STANDING BY!

Sharpie in Pooper

>>192567589

Not OP.

>>192568138
Someone test this link...

>>192568138
what the fuck is this tinyurl shit?

>>192565966
instaget deserves instaanhero

too bad OP is a faggot

GET!

OP u best not be a lying newfag and i suggest shot to temple or if you do not have a gun knife to temple i always wanted to see that

Op never delievers when it comes to suicide. In like, 2 years i've never seen anon deliever.

>>192568138
HOLY FUCK!!!

Don't do this man!!!

He actually is serious!!!! I can't watch this .....

The link is a rickroll

farewell sweet prince
>>192565966

>>192568138

You look like a faggot, and thats not enough antifreeze to kill you, dickweed.

>>192569025
oh you

>>192568138

Wow that's really funny and original OP.

lmao the tinychat is a rick-roll

TROLL

OP will not deliver, but I really wish he would. I would LOVE to see someone drink anti-freeze and cut open their ballsack live on webcam.

Whut if you submitted to a Slaaneshi cult?
That would be awesome. They will literally sex you to death.

GREAT DEVOURER!

>>192568909

Newfag

Herp durp, girl broke up with me - my life is so over :[

Holy shit, you're retarded.
You make emo kids starting bands look better than you.
Man the fuck up. Way worse shit can happen.

>>192565556
Not funny.
Call this number OP: 1-800-SUICIDE

alright I'll admit it, I got trolled like the rest of you

Put sharpie partway into pooper without cap on, (remember to insert with the actual writing end inside)
And then drop down really violently on your ass

>>192569255

trolledfag

>>192565556
What's up incest dude from Oldboy

>>192569352
Overweight virgin alert.

of course they wont deliver. if they were serious they would already have the webcam set up and running.

i fucking told you all it was a troll thread! its just a rick roll anon never an heros - EVER

fucking newfags

PERMANENT SOLUTION TO A TEMPORARY PROBLEM.

Cut off your penis.bleed out.

GET

hahaha you lost to the weaker sex. How weak are you really?!

>>192567055
Says the cancerous fucking NAMEFAG!

dont even give this pathetic faggot the attention he wants
op wont delivar

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAM YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING, BUT I SEE A NAKED DUDE WITH 5 BOTTLES OF ANTIFREEZE AND A KNIFE ON A TABLE.

HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING YET, BUT DAMN, IF THIS IS REAL, I WILL NOT SLEEP FOR DAYS.

I AM TAPING IT TOO.

/cruise-control

castration -> bleedouts

It won't be that bad, OP. Antifreeze actually tastes sweet, like fruit punch. If you drink a bunch of it really quickly, you won't even feel anything.

>>192569897

op, here's a dick for you to suck!

this thread is fail.

hang yourself

>>192565556

That's not how you use inb4.

In before X (sometimes "inb4 X") is most often used as the first reply to a thread or comment, and only if that thread or comment is bait: that is, there is at least a 100% chance that someone else will reply to the OP using a particular meme, flame, or solution. Saying "in before X", where X is not the anticipated response in question, is doing it wrong.

The intent of the OP is irrelevant. Even if he's completely ignorant of whatever he's baiting, he is STILL baiting it.

In before X is a troll's way of bragging that he got to a thread before the anticipated reply could be posted, thus mocking all future posters to that thread for their slowness.

If you didn't understand that: The poster after the OP is basically saying "I posted before someone posted X so nyah nyah". See the examples.

Sometimes, the OP tries to inb4 in his own post, because he wrote some bullshit. In that case, he is a faggot.

>>192569141
Wow it took you that long?

Ethylene glycol is the ingredient that makes antifreeze tasty. Though colorless and odorless, the syrupy alcohol derivative—which is excellent at lowering the freezing points of vital engine fluids—has a sweet taste that jibes well with soda, juice, and other sugary beverages. As many concerned pet owners and parents are well aware, dogs, cats, and kids are prone to lap up puddles of antifreeze left on garage floors. Every year, 90,000 animals and 4,000 children ingest the toxic liquid; if not treated immediately, the consequences of the poisoning can include renal or cardiovascular failure, brain damage, and death.

>>192569401

Your troll got trolled trollin.

Troll.