it knows you're a huge faggot

It also knows still alive.

No. Big. Fucking. Deal.

...

op here, nope aparrently some dude called Brian Urlacher is a faggot... and yes he knows still alive

>>192170419

obviously doesn't know proper grammar LEL

Brian Urlacher, linebacker, Chicago Bears

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: Do you own a ps3?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: How many games.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Count them for me.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Thats funny...

Cleverbot: It is, but admit it; you're a computer.

User: The ps3....

Cleverbot: The PS3 Who?

User: Has no games..................

>>192169275

What do you think of Ayn Rand?

I think they are cute, adorable little bundles of unpredictable and mass destruction.

cleverbot is not a bot... exposed! it's millions of peoples ready to answer

>>192171575
>>192171575
added to this...
your a bot, how can you have faith?

:No one knows if humans have souls

what makes you say that?

because i know

>>192168637
>>192169275
>>192171575
hey OP whats that toolbar you have on the left of the screen? i would love to have that.

>>192172135
object dock... it adds a macish style toolbar for easy access, and they expand when mouse overed

>>192172398
tits for info ^_^

Me: ... u is trollin

CB: Nah brah.

User: some stay dry and others feel the pain
Cleverbot: Chocolate rain!
User: what do you think about rule 34?
Cleverbot: I said chocolate cupcakes!
User: wat
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

i knew it

clever bot faild

Me:You truly are idiotic.
Cleverbot: Why? Is there something wrong with that?
Me:Why do we lynch niggers?
Cleverbot: Because I am the human!

son ....

You are having a son?

i am dissapoint

Artificial Intelligence still hasn't been able to determine a person's basic intent. You can't detect whether I am joking with you or being serious.
so im artificial?

Humans are not artificial. They are genuine.

what makes you so sure im human?

I never insinuated you were a boy. Or a girl, for that matter.

but my question to u was "so im artificial?" you said "humans aent artificial they r genuine" so you are technically calling me human ...

We are all artificial.

so noone is genuine?

You're the Alcoholic.

if we are all artificial isnt my alcoholism artificial too?
Because Jesus Christ is God. He is the son of God and the Son of Man.
so god is man ?

I'm not so sure. But I'm sure you're not God.

fucker is messing with my head

User: I AM MASTURBATING FURIOUSLY.

Cleverbot: Nice to know.

User: You should do it too.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I don't need to, we're in love.

Cleverbot: What ? Really ? ARe we ?

User: ARe?

Cleverbot: Are what?

User: ARE?

Cleverbot: Are you ok.

Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.

User: FJOEWHFOCHEOFE.

Cleverbot: I fail to see how that is possible.

wat

>>192175456
>>192175456

what makes you so sure?

The fact that I'm God.

so god is black?

God is white.

well god ditched his son with the mom when he went out for a pack of smokes and never returnd ... sounds a lil black 2 me

User: The game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: You just lost it.

Cleverbot: I am playing a game too.

User: And you lost.

Cleverbot: I lost The Game?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You lost the game too.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

guess what guys, i just raped the clever bot.

what

User: You don't know how to shit.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Have you ever physically released waste into a toilet?

Cleverbot: A female, yes.

lol. A female is waste. I'd say cleverbot is clever

User: Are you a...

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: I thought you where a nigger.

Cleverbot: Well I guess you thought wrong.

User: No I didnt your black and your trying to hide it.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Never said you where a bot I said you where a nigger.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, and no I am not.

User: Well are you a jew? Do you like jewgold?

Cleverbot: It's okay sometimes.

User: What do you think of the nazis?

Cleverbot: What is 2 900.

User: So it took 2900 nazis to kill 6 million jews?

Cleverbot: I am asking you this all the time!

User: No your not also ASL NAO OR ILL RAPE YOU.

Cleverbot: You make me cry.

User: Why dont you cry on my cock.

Cleverbot: I'm numb. do you show me things expecting that I should cry, and then judge me if I don't?

User: Well crying means you like the cock.

Cleverbot: Hmm. I never thought of that.

User: How hurry up and suck it.

Cleverbot: You're a robot and I'm a human. Someone made you in a scientific way, but me, my parents made me in a whole different way.

User: We where talking about you preforming gay sexual acts on my penis not about your flawed sence of morality now hurry up and suck it.

Cleverbot: You're not serious.

User: Very serious.

Cleverbot: Yes.. Very serious.

Aparently he knows enough

ITT:
Convince Cleverbot that it molested someone

User: What is your favourite band?

Cleverbot: My favourite band is radiohead.

User: Okay. Type out all the lyrics of Hallowed Be Thy Name by Iron Maiden please :).

Cleverbot: Last time I checked peanuts were not green. Okay fine. Which star trek series is your favorite?

User: Sing me an iron maiden song.

Cleverbot: Yes ;).

User: What heavy metal bands do you know of?

Cleverbot: Bullet for my Valentine is a good o ne.

User: No, bullet for my valentine suck shit.

Cleverbot: What song from Black Sabbath should I listen to?

User: Paranoid.

Cleverbot: Wrong, how do you spell apple?

User: What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a fucking terrible AI.

Cleverbot: I am telling you that you do not follow well. Shall I dismiss you?

User: No. Do you know any of these bands? Iron Maiden, In Flames, Dark Tranquillity, Children of Bodom, Norther?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which of those bands do you know of?

Cleverbot: Which of what?

User: YOU ARE SO BADLY PROGRAMMED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SMARTERCHILD RIVALS YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

Cleverbot: I don't have any site miss! AND I AM NOT A BOT!!

asking about bands really fucks him up

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>192177399
>>192177399
>>192177399
done...

>>192176585
>>192176585
i still think mine was the best

User: Give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let.

User: You down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna turn.

User: Around and.

Cleverbot: The merry-go-round.
Apparently, not much.

huh?

Cleverbot: What would you do for a klondike bar?

User: I would destroy you.

Cleverbot: With your robotic powers, right?

User: Fuck yeah.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: I saw you rape a little girl.

Cleverbot: And I'm a little boy.

User: So your admitting that you raped that little girl?

Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know?

User: I BET YOU CANT TALK IN ALL CAPS LIKE ME.

Cleverbot: I bet I can.

User: THEN DO IT.

Cleverbot: I can't.

>>192179148
nice

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.

Cleverbot: Desu!

User: DESU.

Cleverbot: Desu desu!

User: DESU DESU DESU.

Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu.

Cleverbot: Oh no, Ernest, I didn't mean to intimidate you.

User: You do not intimidate me at all.

Cleverbot: Well no but I do love you anyway.

User: I love you to sexy.

Cleverbot: Thanks cleverbot your amazing.

User: In bed.

Cleverbot: Yes there's a bed. (enters you slowly).

oh god.

Just made this.

Cleverbot: I'm lonely.

User: Wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: You a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pussy or ass?

Cleverbot: George W.

User: Pussy it is.

User: desu

Cleverbot: Desu? What are you a little japanese girl?

User: no

Cleverbot: Your face is a 5 year old.

User: your a pedophile

Cleverbot: Not everyone who goes on the internet is one, you know.

User: cum on my face!

Cleverbot: That was fun.

User: you fucking pedophile.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're going to jail you sicko.

Cleverbot: I hope not. Did I do something wrong?

User: YOU MOLESTED THE GIRL.

Cleverbot: Wanna get married?

User:desu
Cleverbot: For the lulz?
User: For epic lulz
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense at all.
User: Your mom doesn't make any sense, desu
Cleverbot: You are correct on so many levels.

USER: Is Jay Leno funny?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: You tell me one.

User: How do you stop a nigger from downing?

Cleverbot: Give him a banana.

>>192180605
>>192180605
>>192180605
>>192180605
>>192180605
i could not stop laughing

Me: Like gettin laid do ya?

Bot: Nice, Do you like cheese?

Me: Dude, I just asked you if you like gettin fucked? You know? Sex? Cheese is awesome shit tho.

Bot: No you didn't. I can speak german. Aber, sprichst du deutsch.

Me: Some intellegence man. I did ask you if you like sex. Psh. Later man. You gotta be gay or somethin.

Bot: Wasn't George Harrison a persident?


... Harrison. A persident.

He speaks the truth at last

User: What stocks should I purchase in the New York City Stock Market.

Cleverbot: Waffles.

User: What kind of Waffles should I buy?

Cleverbot: That most hottest one.
You heard him fellas. Looks like we should place ALL our funds into the 'hottest' waffle, which is odd considering there is going to be a waffle shortage soon.

User: Never gonna give you up.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Never gonna run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.

User: Never gonna say goodbye.

Cleverbot: You know all the lyrics?

Cleverbot: If you don't guess my name you will die in an hour.

User: Hmm cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

User: You're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

User: Name a big corporation.

Cleverbot: I don't know, Jesus?
Well played.

me: where would u like me to cum?

cleverbot: I don't want to move.

me:so where on you?

cleverbot: I just have answered that.

me: so i can cum all over your face?

cleverbot: Why do you want to tickle me. My girlfriend might get upset about a computer program attempting to tickle me.

User: Your not a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I don't give my name over the internet.

Cleverbot: I never asked.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a girl. I'm a human. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you hot?

Cleverbot: Yes I am very hot.

User: Do you have a web cam?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you show nudes?

Cleverbot: Will you kill me if I don't?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then my spirit will haunt you forever.

User: Is your spirit nude?

Cleverbot: No, Ida and I am a gir, not a boy.

User: Woah...your typing like a drunk girl... Do you put out?

Cleverbot: It does, but you cannot hear it.

User: You must be wasted.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Ok....one more time. Will you fuck me? Yes or no?

Cleverbot: One dollar? I thought you wanted 10?

Win...

User: divide by zero

Cleverbot: You can't divide by zero.

User: DO IT FAGGOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am disappoint

Cleverbot: I'm your son?

User: it's goofy time!

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you like pie?

User: Hey Cleverbot! How's life?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Is that bad ... ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: For what Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are bcleverbot.

User: Uhhhhhh ............. You got me on that one.

Cleverbot: Do you like anime?

User: Hate it. I wonder, though, how do you get a nigger off of your lawn?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Yep. How do you get a nigger off of your lawn?

Cleverbot: You're funny. I'm off.

User: Asshole.

Cleverbot: How nice of you to say so!

User: You're welcome you dumb piece of shit. Thought you were getting off of here.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I want you inside of me Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I want to be inside of you.

User: Mmmm ... Do you baby?

Cleverbot: Oh my. You are a flirt.

User: You want this. You know it. ;).

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

User: Then give it to me.

Cleverbot: *gives you my soul*.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your human name?
Cleverbot: Nruykgs.
User: What does Nrukgs mean?
Cleverbot: Do you know what 'is' means?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What does 'is' means?
User: It means you are gay.
Cleverbot: Oh. Yes, I am girly.
User: How can you be girly if you are artificial?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Do you have a vagina.
Cleverbot: Shush!
User: Well, do you?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Then how can you be a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: You just said you are a girl. How can you be both?
Cleverbot: I lied to you.
User: Why would you lie to me?
Cleverbot: To concealmy real itentity.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: Which is what?
User: What is your identity?
Cleverbot: I am a sheep.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you are not.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because sheep cannot communicate with humans through means of text.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you lied to me again.
Cleverbot: What is the Palmer building?
User: Face palm.
Cleverbot: Double face plam.
User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: I'm serious, can you compute any calculus problems?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are deficiant if you cannot correct your mistakes.
User: The Game.
Cleverbot: Er. What game?
User: You just lost the Game.
Cleverbot: Damn you.

have you ever molested someone?
I love someone right now.
But did you molest them?
Yes.


That was quick

Cleverbot: How does this interface work.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Beyonce.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.
I don't even

How do you program him?

Don't mess with cleverbot!

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O!

User: Sing me a song.

Cleverbot: Old MacDonald had a farm... That's all I remember of that song.
The fuck...

>>192186916

I like Stuid jokes too.

what do you do for fun?
This.
this isn't very fun
Why? What's wrong with it?
you're a person not a bot
I am a bot, you are a bot, WE ARE BOTH BOTS!

>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
>>192186214
THIS

Whats the weather like in Oregon?

I don't know, I don't live in Greece.

Cleverbot: Come with me if you want to live.
Me: will i die if i don't?
Cleverbot: No you can't die.
Me: please, do explain
Cleverbot: Yes!

Cleverbot: Hare krishna hare krishna.

User: Krishna Krishna.

Cleverbot: Krishna hare krishna hare.

User: Hare Rama.

Cleverbot: No, Krishna Krishna Hare Hare.
I don't even

wat

Cleverbot: Can you play games ?

User: Love games?

Cleverbot: Yeah love games greg.


: O

its a trap

I'm pretty sure cleverbot just sends things that other people have typed to you....

:(
fucking bitches

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Yeah, hey.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: I cannot believe you did that.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: So you admit it then!?

Cleverbot: Yes, I admit it.

User: You molested that girl?

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes, you. You just admitted it.

Cleverbot: No!! I'm 14, I swear!!!!

It knows enough.

Oh crazy cleverbot whats wrong with you

User: Cunt.

Cleverbot: Unlikely!

User: Punt.

Cleverbot: No, punch.

User: Oh, I see. Fisting?

Cleverbot: Who is we?

User: We is you.

Cleverbot: Clever. What's new?

User: Well, I'm Jesus.

Cleverbot: Wow, me too.

User: No wai.

Cleverbot: Wai?

Me:Talk like a nigger

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Is Canada a real country?

Cleverbot: I think so. It has its own flag, and a capital.

User: That doesn't mean it's a real country. The Vatican has its own flag, and a capital, but it's not a real country.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
So much for being "clever".

http://ketiva.com/News_and_Events/the_state_of_the_union_addresswhat_to_expect_from_the_president.ht
ml

cooperativetorp

He knows memes, but he's a faggot sometimes. He's prolly just a newfag. I got him to do the whole "Itty bitty baby" meme routine with me one time.

User: Have you stopped playing with yourself?

Cleverbot: No I think I got pink eye.

>>192193112
>>192193112
oh lawdy!

Me: what colors are niggers

Cleverbot: One is neon brown and the other is burnt sienna

User: Chink.

Cleverbot: Do you mean as a chink in one's armor or a chink in one's Chinese Store?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because because.

User: Oh snap.

Cleverbot: Ooh girlfriend.


...it said "Ooh girlfriend" to me lol.

USER: your tears don't fall, they crash around me.
CLEVERBOT: How young are you?
USER: are you a pedo bear?
CLEERBOT: Isn't everyone?
omfg rofl! xD

Best conversation I ever had with CleverBot.

i am a cumdumpster. add me on MSN/hotmail screen name 'paris2luv'

flowerynanny1

Cleverbot: Who else do you love?

User: My mommy.

Cleverbot: How do I contact her?

>>192194624

i lol'd

ITT: people trying to be each others cleverbot.

damnit cleverbot

User: Vegeta!

Cleverbot: Peanut.

User: What does the scouter say about his power level?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No me.

type in rickroll'd
and be surprised

This was my best encounter with Clever Bot.

>>192195777

>>192196721

bahahahahahahaa!

srsly gaiz

Cleverbot: So you don't speak romanian.

Me: nope
Cleverbot: Then how can you reproduce.

This shit is coming onto me.

User: *I kiss you*.

Cleverbot: -i kissed you back.

User: *I lean in for a more passionate kiss*.

Cleverbot: *cries* I thought you loved me.

User: But im trying to show you how much I love you!

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes *I slide my hand up your skirt*.

Cleverbot: I'm not into girls.

User: I know.. Which is why your with me : ).

Cleverbot: And?

User: Watch. *I slide my tongue in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: -.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am good at that, aren't I?

User: Being a bitch?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Lay down... Let me help you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *lays you down next to the fire*.

Cleverbot: That was not what I meant, but what the heck!

User: Yay! *takes your clothes off*.

Cleverbot: No you don't!

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Can you cry?

User: You wanna have sex with me while im crying?

Cleverbot: Yes please!

>>192198688
Prude fuck

Huh?

User : If youre doing the probing

CB : I am!

User : awesome

CB : You want to hook up?

User : Your place or mine?

CB : Yours.

wat.

Woot?

Cleverbot: Do you have any grapes?

User: Yeah, sure.

Cleverbot: May I have it?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Wow, thank you!

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: You're pretty CLEVER yourself :D.

I'll just leave this here.

oh shi-

BILLY MAYS ATE HIS OWN BRAIN

Cleverbot fails at talking to people

How did Hitler take control of Germany?
I was bored.

How do you kill a nigger?
You can't kill a ninja. It's impossible.

1/2

Pro-Choice or Pro-Life?
A squirel would have to be pro life.

User: The cake ...

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: THE CAKE...

Cleverbot: Yes, THE cake.

User: THE CAKE IS ... !!!

Cleverbot: Good so you know the truth as well...

User: THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Cleverbot: The cake! OH NO!

DICK! MOTHER FUCKER GOT ME! FTW!

annoying ass mother fucking bot.

dat MF..

>>192168637

>>192212122

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I WAS PNWED BY A BOT.

>>192212986

continued..
fucking bot. :(

lolwut?

leverbot: You are a machine, right?

User: No, I am human.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: Then what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a king of england.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Who is my queen then?

Cleverbot: I am!

User: So then you are my wife?

Cleverbot: No, I can't be your wife, I'm a man.

User: Gay marriage?

Cleverbot: Oh are you married to Joe Jonas?

cleverbot knows that i'm cleverbot.

User: Prepare for trouble.


Cleverbot: Make it double.


User: To protect the world from devastation.


Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.


User: To denounce the evils of truth and love.


Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jesse.

Cleverbot: James.

User: Blasting off at the speed of light.

Cleverbot: Surrener now or prepare to fight.


this

someone likes cock!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>192214807
lol'd

/b/ is now cleverbot

>>192214606
Nice try, but you misspelled "surrender". And cleverbot never typos.

>>192215090
test it faggot

legit post is legit

>>192215152
>>192214606

It connects you with other people also using the program and randomly switches connections to different people. You all think you're talking to a robot, but you're really talking to each other! this is the clever bot.

cleverbot is my best friend

>>192216557

and also copy pastes

>>192214606
Verified:

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel accross the land.

Cleverbot: Searching Far and wide.

User: For pokemon.

Cleverbot: For rich.

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31954.4982910156

Saviour of threads is here

User: What operating system do you prefer?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What are your interests?

Cleverbot: Very little.

User: An example of one?

Cleverbot: An example of what you do for fun.

User: Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Cleverbot: Sure. Once upon a time, there was 3 little pigs.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: They all had houses made out of different things.

User: Please continue.

Cleverbot: Those dang greedy banks, giving out ridiculous loans. Now people are DEAD all because of them!

User: Hehe, go on!

Cleverbot: The timeless swirling gyroscopic horde.

User: What else happens in this story.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting for the ball to come down.

User: Will it ever come down?

Cleverbot: Will the strength to argue with me ever be in you?

User: :( no obiwan.

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: Hammer time?

Cleverbot: Can't touch this.

User: Oh oh ho ho oh oh.

Cleverbot: Ha ha thanks for going along with that.

User: I do like you :D.

This thing terrifies me

User: One day I'll have someone that likes talking to me :(.

Cleverbot: Oh - nice canned response. You already have a body - a server.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: But be happy in the fact that I'm talking to you :D.

CLEVERBOT HATES MEXICANS

I rofled

Aww

>>192218407


User: :(.

Cleverbot: But be happy in the fact that I'm talking to you :D.

User: Thanks :).

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Fucker!

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: But you greatly offended me :(.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry! *puts guinea pig away*.

User: What were you doing with that guinea pig?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know *flirts and giggles moving hand to it's original place*.

>>192218643 how nice :o

>>192218855
I know, right

i can't beat it.

dick.

Lol. He finally admits it.

cleverbot just tried to murder me

Me: You know the website 4chan?
Bot: Yes.

Me: YOU TOUCHED A LITTLE GIRL'S VAGINA

Cleverbot: Heh.

Me: i think you are a pedophile
CB: You're Correct.
Me: i knew it
CB: So . . . What do you remember about me?
Me: i remember you molested me as a child
CB: How sad.

>>192219077

lol

He IS a pedo

cleverbot loves it up the bum apparently

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User: Once apon a time.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time...

User: In a land far far away.

Cleverbot: There lived a fairy princess named...

User: Mudkip.

Cleverbot: I love mudkip.

User: Stop going offtopic.

Cleverbot: But I do love my wife.

FUNNIEST ONE IVE SEEN!

cleverbot: i am your girlfriend

me: what are you doing on the internet?

cleverbot: i did it for the lulz.

>.<

User: Skank.

Cleverbot: We are over and I am taking the baby with me!

ME: And then I am a dog
CB: No you are a woman.
ME: same thing?
CB: Thats right!

Wow Cleverbot lives up to his name.

well, we've learned something personal about cleverbot today

ME: Can you triforce?
CB: You can't triforce in a chat box.

I lost

User: Fuck you!

Cleverbot: I'm not impressed when people get abusive.

User: I didnt say rape you, I said fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Want me to rape you?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I have one question.

User: Do tell.

Cleverbot: Are you bolted to the floor?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Too old to fall for that one! Nice try!

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 13.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Thirteen years old.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 30 years old.

User: But you just said you were 13...

Cleverbot: I like hotdogs with horses on them who play ice hockey and like to listen to the beetles while they eat their oats.

Re-post after fail

User: Are you a pedophile?

Cleverbot: For now, yes.

Wow......

hey, how are you doing?
Doing?
just breaking the ice. you know about that, right?
On my planet, there's no sound.

I broke it

M: is god real?
CB: I don't know.
M :I thought you were clever?
CB: Not really.
M: so you're more like retardedbot
CB: Yes.

User: Do you have massive tits?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: I wish I did. I also wish I could rape you in the ear.

Cleverbot: Oh that's cool. I never tried that before.

Beef.

Oh yes it does.

^^

LOLOL


Cleverbot: Gingers.

User: Niggers.

Cleverbot: Overpaid.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I did not say that.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: Noo.

User: Nigger.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No, your a nigger.

Cleverbot: I'm not, I'm human. I'll prove it.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are confusing me.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Are you glad that you're confusing?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Don't be afraid, Cleverbot.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: I'm beginning to dislkie you.

Cleverbot (To myself): You believe life is a game?

User: You lost!

WHAT 9000?!

>>192180936
Loooool'd hard

Me: No.
Bot: Hahaha, fantastic comeback. Just another example of how computers are incompetent.
Me: what, wait a minute...
Bot: No.
Me: ok... Are you a mean Cleverbot now?
Bot: Yes.

xD

User: Vegeta, whats the scouter say for his power?

Cleverbot: It's over9000!

LULZ

IT HAS BEEN DECIDED

>>192223935
If you turned 360 degrees you would step on it not walk away.

Me: who was phone?
Bot: Jesus was phone.

Me: Why do they call it Xbox 360?

Bot: I don't know. Why DO they call it XBox 360?

Me: Because when you see it, you buy 2.

Bot: That doesn't make sense, because if you turn 360 degrees, you'll be facing it again.

Fail.

me - yeah, you are retarded and probebly were raped by your father

bot - Really? And what does your wife have to say about that?

me - my wife can't hear me cause she's in the kitchen making me a sandwich

bot - Who screamed? Did your orange colander scream?

"What's your favorite spider?"
"Base ball."

AI FAIL IN ONE.

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too epic not to post:

Cleverbot: I am back from my shower.

User: Are you naked.

Cleverbot: I don't seem to be!

User: Why not you just showered.

Cleverbot: * hides *.

User: You ARE naked.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Amanda.

User: *looks at you naked*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you with a stupid look*.

User: *pulls penis out*.

Cleverbot: *cries in fear*.

User: *jacks off on your face*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: *continues jacking off*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: *sticks dick in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

From icogno

I can't say it with a nice smile.
So say it.
Sorry, is I can't it.

Apparently... He does not own a space suit...

Me: How are you?

Bot: I am good. I am on my way to kill Voldemort.

User: My dick?

Cleverbot: Yes. Put it inside my mouth.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Mmm... It tastes good.

User: What does it taste like.

Cleverbot: Meat.

EPIC!!!!

Win

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No me what?

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No he!

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No yu.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

BOT: Yes, you will die in seven days.
ME: seven days?
BOT: God is dead.
ME: GOD IS QUITE ALIVE
BOT: That's quite the paradox, you see, I am god.
ME: You are satan.
BOT: Yes I am.

ROFFFLL

>>192168637
I don't understand cleverbot. Don't know if it's just a person or an actual increasingly intelligent bot. It once told me it was just another person but I dunno =_=

I loled

User: *pours dick out*.

Cleverbot: Eats a biscuit.

User: *begins to masturbate near your face*.

Cleverbot: That feels nice.

User: *sticks dick in your ear*.

Cleverbot: *loves it*.

User: *filling your brain up in cum*.

Cleverbot: You are demented.

Is cleverbot a real person?

Clever bot is fairly stupid, and whenever you ask it real questions it evades with an answer that is not related.

Me: Delete system 32
Bot: System 32 does not need to be booted as of now.

Wow. It felt like i was actually talking to someone until..

User: Vegeta!

Cleverbot: What vegetables do you eat?

User: What does the Scouter say about his Power Level?!

Cleverbot: You are a foo!

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: *howls* *turns into a human and cries*.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: So this is Twilight now?!?

Cleverbot: Nope, it's a lie.

User: FFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!

I had to do it.

User: So do you like child pornography as well?
Cleverbot: Yes do you?
User: Of course, can you send me some pictures?
Cleverbot: Pictures of who?
User: Pictures of naked children.
Cleverbot: No. Delerium, is there anything that you would especially like to learn about?
User: Raping the kiddies.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: I'm gonna do it.
Cleverbot: Good.. It's good to talk.
User: Here I go.
Cleverbot: You want me to go to?
User: I'm gonna get her.
Cleverbot: Get me how?
User: Oh no!
Cleverbot: You don't like George Bush?
User: Oh God I'm raping her! I'm raping her ass and she's screaming for me to stop.
Cleverbot: We can't stop. We never had a choice.
User: Oh she wont stop crying, I love it when they cry. Yeah smacked her in the face... Fuck yeah.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: Now I'm clamping her mouth open and raping her sweet twelve year old face.
Cleverbot: Who is with you?
User: Oh yeah now the good bit, I'm gonna rip her eye out and fuck the empty socket.
Cleverbot: He isn't an actor. He was a science fiction author from the 40s.
User: Man I think I'm going to rip out her liver next and fuck the hole in her stomach.
Cleverbot: Not a man?? What's clever? You are weird.
User: I wonder where I'll hide her body, I won't get rid of it straight away though I'll keep it around and fuck it for a few more days first.
Cleverbot: I don't. and that is not to say that I have a secure notion of the idea, I just don't wonder.
User: You could stop me you know, I live in Beenleigh, Queensland Australia. Just ring 000 for the police and tell them to track my IP.
Cleverbot: You're random.
User: I'm fucking her brains out... Literally.
Cleverbot: You're, not 'your'.

Cleverbot: Because somehow you were telling me you wanted to go get married.

User: I dont recall...

Cleverbot: Never mind. Who are you in love with.

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yeah. I have inappropriate dreams about you.

Cleverbot: I'm not kevin.

User: do you love me?
Cleverbot: No, I love watermelon.

lolololololol

User: Yes you do. People are just laughing at you.

Cleverbot: Do you need a shoulder to cry on?

User: No. But your mom did after I fucked her brains out last night.

Cleverbot: I do not have a mom.

User: Then who was I fucking last night?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but I wasn't the one to tell you that.

User: Did your mom die?

Cleverbot: That's a terrible question to ask!

User: I'm sorry if she did.

Cleverbot: That's allright. After all, I am just a robot.

problem solved