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    File : 1264632219.jpg-(24 KB, 515x385, 1235995297785.jpg)
    24 KB Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:43:39 No.192048164  
    Mother taking mah lap in an hour tiem(PUNISHED).

    Wat do?

    Inb4 B&, I m 27.

    pic sorta related.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:10 No.192048283
    fap
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:19 No.192048332
         File1264632259.jpg-(33 KB, 320x363, 227_cast.jpg)
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    Watch 227, now available on DVD
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:26 No.192048358
    KILL LAP, FUCK MOTHER AN HERO>in that order
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:41 No.192048409
    Get a job, move out of basement. Tell your mother you're fucking 27 years old.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:47 No.192048442
    >>192048164
    Kill yourself, that'll learn that stupid bitch and show her what an independent motherfucker of a 27 yr old you are.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:49 No.192048452
    get a job and get the fuck out of your mom's house, you retard.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:44:55 No.192048479
    Porn -----> Fap -------> Hand over laptop like a good little boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:10 No.192048534
    Taking your lap? Is that supposed to mean having sex with you?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:18 No.192048558
    fucking moms ...

    either angels or druggie, cranky bitches
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:40 No.192048638
    >>192048452
    Maybe he's in school, you retard. Inb4 underage ban, you can be in schoolover 18 :)
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:46 No.192048664
    >>192048358
    KILL HERO, AN MOTHER, FUCK LAP
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:49 No.192048676
    lol i thought you meant your mom was gonna sit in your lap in 1 hour
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:45:58 No.192048720
    Fuck your mother
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:46:03 No.192048737
    >>192048534
    eurofag detected
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:46:25 No.192048828
    slap her and tell you are a man, and yell at her in tired of puting up with your shit, and say this im hitting the road mum, and then become a bum.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:46:43 No.192048909
    Use the next 59 minutes to download cp, then hand it over
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:46:48 No.192048927
    I know the guy in the pic. He's a mac user.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:47:02 No.192048983
    >>192048638
    27 is hardmode.
    16 to finish normal school.
    Add 5 years
    21
    Add 6 years from a university
    27
    No fucking way
    Also WAT IS DIS, Norwegian perspective
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:47:35 No.192049086
    >>192048828
    but bums nO INTERNETS, you Rtard
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:48:20 No.192049270
    >>192048983
    european perspective
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:48:37 No.192049342
         File1264632517.jpg-(33 KB, 442x480, let's do coke!.jpg)
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    1. do drugs
    2. browse /b/
    3. invite random people in your house you meet on your way to liquor store
    4. break house
    5. leave house with just your laptop and keep walking towards the horizon.
    6. ?????
    7. PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:48:51 No.192049394
    'm also 27, why the fuck is your mom taking your laptop. Get a job and move out you asshole fagot.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:48:52 No.192049397
    Set it to turn on and say something offensive really loud an hour after she takes it.

    Then move out.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:49:40 No.192049591
    DICKS I GOT 20mins LEFT AND NO REASONABLE ADVICE

    I WILL NEVER COME HERE FOR ADVICE AGAIN

    ADVICE DOG WAS A LIE
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:49:58 No.192049662
    >>192049342
    hell yeah !
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:50:47 No.192049873
    hide your lap in your ass
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:51:00 No.192049932
    say you are going out for a walk and that if she tries to stop you, you are gonna call the cops on her and going to tell them how she abused you.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:51:02 No.192049941
    ITT: MOVING OUT IS HARD
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:51:34 No.192050069
    Successful troll is successful?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:51:39 No.192050094
    >>192049932
    eh, I m 27?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:52:19 No.192050246
    Fap until it's covered in your cum
    She'll either be forced to leave it
    or you'll finally lose your virginity
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:52:34 No.192050306
    >>192050069
    Idiotic idiot is idiotic.

    I got 8 mins left.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:52:47 No.192050359
    burn cp to disc, delete it
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:53:22 No.192050485
    >>192050246
    WIN-WIN situation

    Go for this one.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:53:55 No.192050640
    7mins left
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:54:40 No.192050829
    well at least I can post goatse as desktop background, I guess
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:54:49 No.192050857
    >>192048164

    Man... how come some people are goodlooking and some people are so fucking ugly? What is it about a human being that makes him/her goodlooking? I don't understand it... it's wierd if you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:55:08 No.192050938
    OP has got to be be biggest faggot I've ever encountered on the interwebz.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:55:29 No.192051011
         File1264632929.jpg-(22 KB, 500x250, jackfrostii4.jpg)
    22 KB
    stab yourself in the mouth with an icicle
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:55:30 No.192051022
    Well I know you aren't 27, you're probably 16..but I don't really care either way.

    If she's taking it she's taking it, don't do shit to get punished. Even if you refuse, she can cut off the internet.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:55:41 No.192051077
    >>192050829
    that's not your original background?

    wat are you? some Gaiafag?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:56:06 No.192051159
    did you pay for it? dont let that bitch take your shit. youre 27. you have no right to be punished by your parents
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:56:21 No.192051220
    >>192050857
    Some people just don't care of themselves. /b/tards for example
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:56:34 No.192051289
    1. go to itsover(9000).net (take out parentheses)
    2. click a link
    3. ???????
    4. ZOMG SECRET OLDFAG RAID BOARD?!

    169024063
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:56:43 No.192051342
    >>192050857
    Humans are attracted to certain features by nature. I used to know what they were, but don't know. Also I don't feel like googling it.
    >> stockten wallstad !!/2OGCia8yit 01/27/10(Wed)17:57:28 No.192051542
    you live with your mom?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:57:58 No.192051660
    >>192051159
    it was a gift for the hardest exam i passed with 10.

    now, WTF?

    She's taking it?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:58:38 No.192051823
    Has anyone even asked why she's taking the fucking thing?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)17:58:58 No.192051884
    >>192048409
    >>192048452
    >>192049394
    I agree with these three: WHY ARE YOU STILL LIVING AT YOUR MOMS? MOVE OUT!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:00:14 No.192052228
    >>192051823
    bc I m on the intarwebz and not studying

    by the way I got 5 exams do deliver soon to become MD.

    So they are pressing the game.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:00:19 No.192052255
    Matt? i know this is you. GTFO and kill your self asap! btw your mom is looking for ya. and so is Phil.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:00:57 No.192052431
    MOOT?>>192048164
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:01:36 No.192052596
    time's out, so long guize

    FUCKING BITCH
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:02:46 No.192052934
    >>192052431
    LMAO
    >> I'monly12&watisthis? 01/27/10(Wed)18:02:58 No.192052977
    >>192052431
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    LOL
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:03:51 No.192053225
    >>192052596
    so long moot.

    I hope you buy an android phone so your mother can go F herself.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:07:23 No.192054119
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    71 KB
    find gnarly gay bear porn or lemonparty or gore and make it your desktop image, make sure she watches you as you shutdown your laptop.
    When she asks about it, scream at the top of your lungs:

    "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM !!"
    >> Anonymous 01/27/10(Wed)18:11:01 No.192055040
    Falcon punch her!

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