>>192047672

hell no. the things just a giant fucking iphone

its not a giant iphone, its a giant ipod touch.
they just changed on letter and made it bigger
iPod -> iPad

Looks kinda cool. Bet it's going to be expensive as shit though

get an iphone and a magnifing glass instead

>>192047672

yeah that thing can't even call people

>>192048157

ifag

Not impresses, more like Oh hey, they made a laptop without a keyboard, kewl

its only $499. not that expensive

BUT ITS JUST A BIG IPOD!! WHAT A JOKE.

>>192048356
Yes, you are a fag

not impressed!

$499
16Gb

>>192048526

hey now. carrying around a huge ipod would be awesome. just walking around with that around your neck and headphones on

hells yeah im impressed! fuck i want to suck some fuckin dicks now!

iFail !

iTampoon

>>192048660


haha very true.

useless. how are you supposed to carry it? if i was going to walk around with something slung over my shoulder i'd rather have a notebook.

Someone should shoop some blood on that

Alright, I've checked what it's got, saw some features, and now I think apple's a genius

ive got a macbook, i cant really see myself getting anything else apple unless it can do something spectacular, i thought before i watched the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Hz8dhQw8Q
that iit was a tablet macbook, it is kinda half dissapointing but half exciting

it's an ipod that you have to pay monthly for.
no.

funny thing is apple will still sell over nine thousand of them ,,,,,

>>192048487
its not even that it dosnet run mac os X

i'll get one eventually

>>192048895

yeah looks kinda cool but i like my macbook

i can't stop laughing at the name

That is the most underwhelming shit of this year

But that's not what disturbs me the most, people will STILL fucking buy it even though it is a DRM-infected FAGGOT SQUARE

good for movies, good for books and looks cool. Pretty cool for only 499. If i got one i would use it like a netbook.
Downside, 3g costs a lot more, no flash, no multitasking, no usb, no removable storage support.

BIG IPOD TOUCH

THATS ALL

can someone plz explain to me wtf it is?!

its a huge joke

>>192048968

What?

>>192049346

watch video

wow, a giant iphone that doesnt fit in your pocket.

facinating. enjoy your man-purses faggots

>>192048926

Incorrect. The base model, with 16 GB of HD space, is $499 and that's it. The monthly subscription is for 3G if you need it on the go.

Otherwise, you buy it, and use Wifi to load it up, and then proceed to travel, or sync with itunes, and blah blah.

"HAVE" to pay monthly for, is definitely bullshit.

500$ for 16GB and no 3G
850$ for 64GB and 3G

Huge ipod touch is a failure.

http://www.fucktube.com/video/31273/fresh-slender-broad-loves-to-ride-cock-on-the-sofa

not impressed

approve.

makes it easier to spot people i'd hate to be around without having to talk to them first.

>>192047672
No. Had it been a real tablet OSX for the same price, I would have bought it.

>>192049305
>Pretty cool for only 499
Fucking moron.

you cant look at it as a computer, cause it doesnt do shit as one. its more of an entertainment thing

i am a cumdumpster. add me on MSN/hotmail screen name 'paris2luv'

hurtice38

You have to be pretty cool to use this, lying on a couch or so...

>>192048326
if you get the model with 3G and a compatible headset....which im sure there will be.....you could download a third party phone app (which already exists and will be compatible seeing as how the whole library of 140000 iphone apps is compatible.

and presto....iphone without a contract or monthly payments that you can use anywhere because of the 3G coverage

ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET! ITS AN IPOD TOUCH THAT IS TO BIG TO PUT IN YOUR POCKET!

>>192048968

your grammar disturbs me

>>192049203

I'm buying it, but your post made me laugh out loud, fucking HARD. DRM INFECTED FAGGOT SQUARE!!!! I have not seen something so funny in a while. I am going to call it that every day from now on.

is it super absorbant?

  
 

>>192049640
NOSTALGIA

>>192049640

>>192049772

That's like saying I shouldn't get a bigger TV. WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO READ BOOKS, and WATCH MOVIES ON A TINY LITTLE SCREEN?

If that's the case, then my TV is just a big computer monitor, and my computer is just a clunky phone.

>>192049603

They're going to make a lot of moneys with this failure

>>192050099

so fucking nostalgia

I never owned a mac, iphone or ipod touch. I do have an ipod nano though.

Anyways, I'm seriously considering buying one. They are not expensive at all and pretty nifty to surf on and use as calender etc. Smaller and handier then wipping out a regular laptop for sure.

No.

.. A brick with touchscreen would be the same.. It doesn't even have USB ..

>>192049895

I'm not joking I'm dead fucking serious. How. The. Fuck. Did that waxed ass cockmongler called Steve approve this?

YOU CANT EVEN BROWSE SITES REQUIRING FLASH

fjaipofawdåwafjafkmwaåofkmwaåfw

>>192049305

it comes with a usb charging dock....you wil be able to hook it to you mac or pc and load it with whatever you want

bIGiPOD

>>192050807

no usb? that shits dumb

ITT: iFags showing off they are cool by dissing iPads

>>192050345

wait for a tablet running android or the hp slate running windows 7

im guessin everytime an original idea occurs at apple, steve jobs rapes the person to death and shoots everyone that heard it.

Just yesterday I was looking at my iPhone thinking "Hmmm, I wish this thing didn't fit in my pocket." Then I looked over to my netbook and couldn't help but feel it would benefit from losing the keyboard, multitasking anf flash compatibility and being made of 50% glass.

Finally apple gives me what I wish.

iFml

>>192050852

Flash will be supported on the iPod Touch, and iPhone within the next 3 months, which just happens to be the major debut of the iPad.

Hmmmm....

Everything else? Eh. Pornhub works on my iPhone, I'm good with that.

i think ive seen this before

>>192051040

No. Only pictures, music and movies with limited codecs.

just finished my exams so I actually have fuck all to do

NO MULTI-TASKING = GIANT WASTE OF HARDWARE

>>192050852

its not the same firmware that on the itouch and iphone fuckface. its a whole new firmware that acually will have flash compatibility

i mean hell...theres even talk of a possible version of photoshop being released for this thing

I'm pretty impressed, but disappointed at the same time.

>>192051523

No. They still don't like Adobe.

>>192049666
666!

i r impressed
getting daddy to preorder this one for me with daddys credit card

>>192048968
mhh

Apps have a really nice look&feel, it's blazing fast, etc. But it's only a iPod touch XL actually, not a real computer (so doesn't compete with netbooks as steve jobs pretends - no multitasking, ...)

This thing is a lot cooler! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5DYuVN6nuY

>>192051741

NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT, IT ISN'T IT IS RUNNING THE SAME FUCKING IPHONE OS 3.2 AS ALL THE OTHER BUTTPLUGS

you will have a sore wrist after holding it for 30 minutes.

>>192051040
>it comes with a usb charging dock.
>charging dock

As usual, Apple removed any the going standard for power and data transfer and replaced it with proprietary connectors. Enjoy buying your new 30-pin connector converter kits at the Apple store for $40.

>>192051741
read engadget you fool.
it will run iphone os 3.1.2 on launch

>>192051693
/thread

I'm pretty impressed

>>192047672
Actually, I even stepped over to Apple-fanbase gizmodo.net today to see how all the fanboys there were handling the disappointment after they've covered their website with hype and rumours for over a month now.
Some critical readers found the perfect term: vindication.

Actually, it would be nice to get a little raid over and rub some salt in their wound.

>>192052013
>>192052013

i have a sore wrist after fapping for 30 minutes

DO NOT WANT>>192047672

>>192051392
You have to realize though that it isn't a computer nor is it meant to replace one. It's more like those Star Trekk PADDs.

ITT: Macs are for faggoats and everyone posting in this thread is a faggot.

>>192051964

What he said was "fuck a mini laptop netbook thingy".

They are not trying to make a computer. They are saying WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE WANT A TINY COMPUTER.

I have no fucking idea why netbooks exist. I think they are fucking worthless. It's not like I'm converting videos on the fly.

They eliminated all the bullshit involving a PC, and made it a tablet with the general everyday shit you would need a portable thing with a fucking screen for.

Personally, I hate fucking netbooks, so I'm buying this piece, but if you like having a netbook, buy it instead. 2 billion people will buy this motherfucker, and like it.

You don't have to. I just happen to have $499 to throw away.

>>192052465

ouch

i smell waste of money

>>192052013
this

Even playing DS for a while with only one hand holding the DS gives you a sore wrist

>>192051557

you are retarded sir...1st off the specs on what codecs it can play havent been specified in detail...so im going to just go out on a limb and say that there are no limitations....but even if there are im sure there will be a codec pack released for it withing the first week of launch. codecs arent very hard to write

>>192048660
>>192048660
I am now sold, thank you anon. Too bad it can't call people, i would pull the Trigger Happy Tv stunt in public libraries... "HELLO?... WHAT?.... NO IM IN THE LIBRARY"

It has virtually no space, limited processing power compared with what it's trying to compete with, and limited connectivity. (OHH!! 3G is Optional? For another how many hundreds?? Sign me the fuck up now!)

It's focused on video processing, but has a tiny screen. Fucking fail!

It's main marketing points so far has been the inclusion of a compass and and accelerometer. (Apparently included for use when you inevitably hurl it at the wall for being a pointless piece of shit.)

>>192052465


even you?

>>192052465

>faggoat

>>192052776
>I just happen to have 499 to throw away


AND THAT just /thread. ITT people buying mac shit with more money than sense.

great....another mac revolution...MICROSOFT, MAN THE EMP'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>192052465
Including you?
>>192052284
How did you dare to visit that Apple-infested dumphole in the first place?
>>192052461
With the tiny difference that you cannot use to check spacecraft maintenance protocols, I suppose.

>>192052465

No you fucks I'm not a macfag, therefore I am not a faggot.

>>192052013
>>192053013
>2013
>3013

>>192052465

wanna mate then?

>>192052465

>>192052013
wrong /b/tards have exceptional wrist and hand strength due to endless hours of lurk-fapping

>>192053173

Everyone please read this post.

THIS!!! is a fanboy.

Limited Connectivity? Did you even read up on the thing? If that's the case, then everything in my house has limited connectivity. My phone on 3G, and my laptop doesn't have 3G?

OH MY GOD, do people even think before they post?

The Apple site lists an iTunes account among the system requirements.

Do you really need an iTunes account to start using using this piece of shit?

>>192053647

hahahhahahahahhahahah

>>192053725

sound more like an anti-fanboy

I cant wait to carry around a giant iphone-just like my reggin azz carried around dem big boomboxes

>>192053173

go check out apples fucking site...it comes up to 64 gigs in size....and remember back when the ipod touch first came out and the only two sizes were 8 gig and 16 gig......well nw the touch is up to 64.....once apple advances and does some upgrades then i can imagine the hard drive becoming alot larger

Digitalrise X9

Suck it Steve, suck it hard.

>>192053036

Well you are one stupid son of a bitch aren't you? It has the EXACT SAME LIMITATIONS as the iphone and the ipod touch have.

it's neat! but I cannot think of a single thing i would use it for. like, the iphone i understand, because you can do all that shit and it's portable.

But a really big ipod touch...

SOMEONE will have an awesome use for this, but that person just isn't me

doesnt even have abode flash

no

An inconveniently sized iPhone that can't call people.

Hey, Apple can do waht they want, but it's hilarious that people will lap it up.

>>192047672

not impressed at all. just like all of /b/ has said before me, its just a giant, more expensive iPod. Not worth my time or money.

>>192053971

retard

advances & upgrades already exist, they just wont sell them to you til they sell all these pieces of shit first

>>192053725

No, you are a fanboy.

>>192053398
Well spacecraft maintenance protocols in all honor. But you can prob check your car with it in the near future. See how cold it is, maybe even start it and prewarm it before going to work. ;)

>>192053365

You are correct, but I have both. Personally, I like trying all the new technology. I grew up really poor trying to buy PS1 games, and now I can buy and sell shit like mad.

I bought a Zune HD, sold it on eBay NEXT DAY.

I bought an iPhone, used it for 4 months, scratched it up, sold it on eBay for $544, and bought the Google Nexus one, for $530.

My old Macbook sold for $790, and I paid $1700 for the new Macbook Pro.

iPod Touch was relinquished upon the iPhone arrival for me.

As you can see, I'm just trying to get the newest stuff all the time. I don't spend TOO much, but I definitely keep money intact for these things.

>>192053173

its not trying to compete with anything dipshit. what the fuck other tablets have gone main stream for it to compete with

>>192054112

except one fits in your pocket and is portable, and one is too big to do so while being too weak to replace your laptop.

This will be a passing fad like netbooks without a price drop. Literally, no one who needs a laptop has a need for this item.

This is built for faggots that don't work and therefore have no need for a powerful laptop. It is a ebook/netbook competitor with the pricetag of much more capable laptops. Its made for a niche market and a whole bunch of motherfuckers that think a 9.75" ipod touch is amazing.

>>192054135
this, my friend, is a shitty version of a nice tablet pc (assuming that does exist) that lack 90% of the capabilities of a tablet and CANT EVEN FUCKING CALL PEOPLE!

I wouldn't buy this unless somebody finally gets linux working on the iPods/iPhones/iPads.... next up... the iTampon! It will be a digital pen for the iPad! Women will love 'em! But even tho I am a macfag, I am not going to deal with apple's supper shitty locked down mobile OS

>>192053636

Well, you prove to me that anyone who uses Macs is not a faggot.

The Brushes app for it looks nice. If someone makes some other sketchpad type apps for it. the ability to get my textbooks digitally would be worth it for me. I spend a few hundred every year on sketchbooks and at least $200 each semester on books. so yeah i can handle $500 for a device that will cut those costs

>>192054608

apples challenge is convincing people that they should spend 500-800 on a device that isn't as good as their phone and isn't as good as their laptop. don't have one of those items? not going to buy one? Now they their audience.

It is a sub 10" ipod touch, literally.

no

Limited connectivity is a good point. How do I get stuff onto the device? No USB. Bluetooth is slow.

What do I even put on there? HD video that I want to watch on a 9" screen? I don't get it.

>>192054608

It IS going to compete with all the other tablets coming out this year running the splendid Android OS. And some tablets are even full computers running Windows 7.

>>192054540
There's already a device for that: It's called K.I.T.T.

Kindle DX $489
iPad $499

$10 more gets you internet, music, movies, games, email client, calender, and a whole FUCKSHIT of other things.

Apple's not the bad guy. People who compare a full sized ebook reader to an iPod, or iPhone just can't seem to find any better reasons to make fun of this thing.

It does a BUNCHA shit my fucking iPhone's screen is too damn small for.

>>192054608
>its not trying to compete with anything dipshit

Except all the other tablet PCs and netbooks, right? This is not a new niche in the market, dude.

wow, fuck you mac, your products are shit and you are pure evil. fucking faggots

>>192055244

It does have a USB out to sync with the PC, or Mac.

Also, books, music, movies, games, and obviously, a full sized web browser.

>>192055806

this guy has a point

>>192055806
You're a complete failfag, now aren't you? Those eBook readers - beside the fact that they're crappy - use eInk displays that save energy and don't strain the eyes. That's the whole idea about those ugly screens. This iCrap-thing doesn't.

When using one of these i think my mind would be full of fuck, im srsly ok with a laptop that plays games and does everything i want, apple is for fucking faggots.

>>192055870

Apple has been late to every game, and smashed the game apart. MP3 players came out YEARS before iPod, and whaddya know, Apple fucked them up. They've done this EVERY TIME.

Late to the phone game, and whaddya know, fucked that shit up too! 70 million sold.

>>192055084
I too believe everything I see on the internet, thats why I don't drink coffee

>>192056053
number of times i have had to replace/repair my PC's over 100
number of times i have had to replace/repair my Mac's 0

>>192056059

The browser can't even show redtube.

And why the USB converter? You can't use it for anything. Not even a fucking USB memory.

as everything made by Apple - it's for gay and faggots :o

>>192056519
but what if webcam break? YOU FUCK THEN LOL

>>192056175
Yeah right, if i wanted light in my eyes when I read I would just buy a fucking flashlight. long live kindle

>>192056757
thats my point it just has not broken, ever. i should add that i do not give 2 shits about gaming on a laptop or desktop system.

so much anger in this thread

>>192056519

You gonna bash the whole PC industry for your incompetence in using a computer?

>>192057290
Your a fag thats all i know.

femanon,If you get your period now there is an app for it!

lol mac? it shouldnt even be an argument that it sucks

Seriously guys, stop getting trolled so hard by Apple.

>>192057603

fucking fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck fucking shit

>>192057530
FUCK TWITTER AND APP THINGS IM 18 AND I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS MODERN STUFF.

nope, just saying. my PC's have needed a lot more maintenance then my Mac's. that is all

Not impressed. Seen this done already in Japan. Almost paper thin see-through screens as pages in books... The US is soooo slow at releasing technology. Fail our government.

OP here. I just wanted to laugh in all of your faces.

Apple brainwash

>>192058251

hahahahhahahah

>>192057915
Maintenance completely worth it. As long as you know what you're doing (most lay fags don't) and you are enjoy what you do (mod, run actual games, etc) than the PC is worth it.

If you want to use a clear cut simple computer (by simple I mean easier to use) than by all means use a mac.

>>192057461

Actually I think hes just smarter for using a mac and not a virus prone, im gonna slow the fuck down over time because microsoft is going to put out updates that are beyond my processing capabilities, causing you to in the long run spend more on the components needed to upgrade me than if you would have just shelled out the two grand for a mac in the first place

Jobs came back, and Apple put out the iPod. Revolutionary. It shot Apple over the moon and probably saved the company.

Apple's game plan since then seems to be raping the dead corpse of a good idea, releasing slightly different versions of the same thing with a few new features and wrapping it up in marketing to make it look like everyone is excited about it.

I still have no idea what anyone would actually do with it.

Browse the web? I got that on my laptop and my phone. iPad doesn't even have Flash support.

Video? The screen's kind of small and I can play video on a bunch of devices I already have.

Email? Taken care of already.

Music? Already can do that.

It's not powerful enough to replace a laptop or even a netbook, so it's not going to compete there.

What? What do you use it for?

if it doesn't fit in my pocket it's no good to me, but i have nothing against this product - other than it will be carried around in fucking man bags.

>>192058958
>>192058958
>>192058958

touch screen fapping

Just wait until they start selling books that expire.

>>192058631
I know how to do all that stuff. I just do not want to anymore. i would rather play my PS3 then trouble shoot some fucked up hardware issue

ITT Jealous poorfags with shitty beige dells with red lights and UBER GRAFIX CARDZ and macfags raging on their high horses

>>192058958
Obviously to read e-books! What else?

>>192058772
>im gonna slow the fuck down over time because microsoft is going to put out updates that are beyond my processing capabilities, causing you to in the long run spend more on the components needed to upgrade me than if you would have just shelled out the two grand for a mac in the first place

tl;dr much? If you didn't use a mac, you'd be smart enough to shorten your run on to 'waste of money always upgrading'.

>>192058958
hopefully replacing my textbooks and sketching things

>>192059270
>touch screen fapping

THAT'S what the accelerometer is for!

>>192047672

Unimpressed. I'm a Macfag, and Steve's really just not putting in the effort anymore. It's nice, but it's completely impractical. If I'm gonna carry a 10" iPad around, why not just carry around a MacBook Air? It's really not much bigger, and does a lot more.

Oh, and the lack of anything new apart from iBooks is just pathetic.

inb4 OMG NO CD DRIVE IN MACBEWKAIR

Wow, all the hype and THIS piece of shit is all they got? I am underwhelmed.

>>192057030
Apparently, you totally fail at physics.

An iPod is not a computer! Make it a real Mac!

>>192059672
My 650 PC$ will last 5 years before I have to update.

>>192058242

i find this post interesting because Macs outsell PC's in Japan 10 to 1

DO WANT!!!

>>192059470
Ok, that's awesome bro. Than Mac's right up your alley! I'm trying to say that we should never mac vs pc because they are made for different people. All preference is what it is.

inb4 hurr if i want play game i wood just play console, computer r computer, not fo gomes. lololol

>>192057603

/thread

I miiiiiiiiiiiight try one out if it can run java, which I doubt. No USB or flash is a massive fail, though.

"HOW DO I RIGHT CLICK PART 2"

Fag you bought a fucking coaster! for 499$ i hope it has diamond on it.

>>192060182
He wasn't talking about how well macs did over PCs in Japan. In fact he wasn't even talking about PCs at all. Maybe if weren't using a mac, you would've known that.

>>192059827
>>192059560

eBooks? Really? You need a 'special' solution to distribute text now? Aside from things like... the ebook readers on the market already, you can easily put books into a pdf and read them online or on your computer or print them out already. Lame reason at best

>>192060598

That, sir, is a very good question.

>>192060598
Tap the screen with one of the fingers from your right hand.

>>192047672
not in the least

it's an oversized iphone, only no 3G, still no flash support, still restricted to the itunes app store. Wtf are you supposed to do with it?

>>192060853

>macfag

>>192060350
agreed, btw i do own both

OP here again. Still laughing

>>192060295

Fukken LOLed!!!!!!!!!!

>>192061160
>fag

>>192060598
>>192060598
macfaggots lulz

ahahah

>>192061347

>jew

Well, while you guys are bitching about how much of a failure Mac's are, I'm laughing my ass off watching my stocks in Apple SKYROCKET

>>192061347
>>192061421

hahahahahahha

MAC are for faggots

"apple" is such a faggotry name

SHITS WEAK!

It's going to be kick ass when someone codes the jailbreak for it.

i expected more menstruation jokes from you /b/, i am disappointed

>>192061705

yes "windows" in pretentious quotation marks, is such a better name

ebooks guys! it's got a motherfucking compass in it! c'mon it's like 90% cooler than the boy scout handbook!

Just fucking wipe the drool off your sleeve and buy it!

>>192061705
>faggotry name
Oh, I'm sorry; only those of us that can put together a sentence with proper grammatical structure are entitled to opinions.

iNigger

>>192061874
You look out off Windows. What can you do with an apple besides shove it up a goatse hole.

>>192061619
i second that!

>>192061705
What do you have against MAC addresses?

>>192061874

AWW SHIIEAAT LEMME JUST GO SHOVE DIS APPLE UP MY ANUS WHILE MY LIFE PARTNER SUCKS THE JUICE OUT OF IT. HIS NAME IS MAC. I CALL HIM MAC DADDY. WE FAGS.

could be better

>>192062195

you could eat it. food sustains life

>>192062017
hey smart faggot, how do you right click?

i love when u on iPad or iFail some awesome game says "press any key" ahahaha

I'll wait for the iPad-360.

>>192047672
i already have one

>>192062396

life is for faggots and something none of us have therefore rendering us superior

>>192062396
Lol'd.

>>192061874
Microsoft historically has named their products with nouns, noting what it's core purpose is. "Windows" was named as such because of the different windows that applications are presented in. "Word" is for writing text documents, etc.

And before someone mentions Excel, MS didn't create that product. It was bought out through another company.

>>192062654

touche anon, touche

do the haiti joke on iPad they say

>>192062794

again with the quotation marks?

>>192062864

...200000 dead niggers went into making the ipad?

>>192062464
you right click dumb ass, thats how you right click. on a MacBook you click the trackpad with 2 fingers

http://www.pcworld.com/article/187963/apple_ipad_what_we_still_dont_know.html

read. become dissapoint

>>192062464
>i love when u on iPad or iFail some awesome game

Anyone who speaks fluent retard care to translate into English for us?

>>192062966
What's wrong with quotations? Unless you completely failed English class you'd know you can use quotations to make specific reference to proper names

>>192047672

>>192062396
A window will open you up to the sun, which in turn gives your basement dwelling ass some vitamin D. Else you look like something estrogen induced vampire from twilight.

>>192063190
it says "macs are for faggots and nigger hoes"

>>192062794

Wait! So does that mean that Microsoft "Paint", paints? HOLY FUCK!

>>192063146

>faggot who actually bought a macbook

>>192063287

It just makes you seem like a pretentious faggot.

>>192063146
>>192063146
>>192063146

u are pressing the same button you dumb shit nigger

>>192063440

so will walking outside

oh mac. you never seem to stop making my cock not ejaculate.

the hardware is good and the ui seems to be good i'm just worried it's too limited

>>192062464
>>192062464

STEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. MAC, WINDOWS, (Christ, even Lunix!) I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE ANYMORE.

STEP
THE
FUCK
AWAY
!!!!!!!

SOMEONE WITH YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY SHOULDN'T BE USING ELECTRICITY!!
</allcaps>

>>192063190
I think the the poster said "we president now".

>>192063615
>pretentious faggot
>thread about Apple products

>SOMEONE SHOOP A GOATSE MULTI TOUCH

>>192063968

cruise control for cool, you still drove yourself into the anus of hades

>>192063543
fuck yeah i did, Mac's help you get all sorts of pussy. Kinky chicks love a pretentious looking guy with a MacBook. While a PC will just make your dick bigger and let you play games

>>192062864

Oh....you mean how if you zoom in on a map of Haiti and then proceed to shake the iPad violently, it instantly opens up a new window with a picture of Michael J. Fox smiling and giving a thumbs-up

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>>192063968

looks like u nigger sand jew were buttfucked by the dude who fucked ur mom

>>192062794
>MS didn't create that product. It was bought out through another company.

Yeah, well... that's how Microsoft comes up with a lot of their products - pretty much from DOS onward.

>>192064226

proves superiority of mac

>>192064483
nigger lets play age of empires

oh nevermind u got an mac
u cant even play it with one mouse button

>>192063543

>Faggot who can't afford a MacBook

>>192047672
gots one too buddy

awesome. it has a compass but no gps.
how logical

>>192064790

Let's NOT play Age of Empires. We're not all IBM-PC clone usin' virgins here.

>>192064483
kinda like what apple did with xexorx

>>192065111

when was the last time logic got the human race anywhere?

>>192064810

lrn2 buy better product with better software and hardware

>>192065256
That would be a Macbook.

>>192064790
http://www.amazon.com/Age-Empires-III-Mac/dp/B000HZRLIM

gay ,,,

No.

ipad user here

how do i protect the screen?

inb4 go back to my laptop with windows 7

>>192065441

lrn2 tech

iTampon would be better

>>192065548

Clingfilm.