If you hit your head in a brick you'll gain some coins

That it's a complete, be it, enjoyable waste of time I could have used to educate myself so I don't get brain washed by an organized religion and or cult.

That i have startled the witch

I need to move on.

If i eat mushrooms i will grow

>>191979314
>>191979314
if you shoot a red barrel it will most likely explode...but only after it lights on fire and burns for a few seconds.

How to repeatedly push a button fast, thus making elevators come up faster. Win.

you can only move to the right

if you bought a xbox 360, you are an idiot

Everyone carries change, most people carry some cloth.

never throw a pokeball into a healthy pkmn

Feathers give you raccoon tails that make you fly if you run fast enough.

That no matter how good or bad you are towards people, you will die trying to finish your father's water purifier.

i learned that i can never die or grow old, and if i get blown up or shot i'll just end up at hospital ala gta

Learned to lose weight.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE

spatial temporal reasoning or some shit like that

and circle strafing

>>191979822

hrmmm if you can only move to the right...does that mean that video games are republican?

I'm lonely

>>191979874
total winrar!!

one headshot most likely won't kill anybody

>>191979889
Those aren't feathers - they're leaves.

>>191979889
fool Feathers give you a cape, to get the raccoon suit you need a leaf

>>191979314
honestly, I learned a bit about greek mythology from God of War 3

i learned english from pokemon and some n64 games

I've learnt that cockfighting isnt so bad if the animals are cute and the world has no uniform Government systems.

>>191980047
>>191979874

Is this two retards or samefag?

people drop shit after you kill them.

almost every fucking time!

>>191979893

Then suddenly not die and have to do more stuff for people who still don't like you.

conserve ammo; run past most zombies, juking out most the slow. oh, and a long as you're moving, the infected dogs and spiders can't touch you. Their AI is horrid.

I have learned that as time progresses, the videogames, and videogame systems for the most part are becoming shittier, and shitter, despite better hardware.

Take the Wii for example.

1. go to itsover(9000).net (take out parentheses)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET OLDFAG RAID BOARD?!

4506580631

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

>>191980136
>>191980136
>>191980136

wow. you're from the future?

If I die, I'll return to life after 0-15 seconds.

army ranks, how to dance on dance pads, learned about guns, cqc, my hand-eye coordination improved, A LOT

>>191979889

Leaves give you raccoon tails that make you fly if you run fast enough.

Also, eat flowers and fireball from your hands!

That i'm going to throw my son a fucking shit party for his 10th birthday and he gets kicked the fuck around by a bunch of niggers called the Tunnel Snakes or some shit but does fucking gobshite on this piece of shit exam so I just fucking leave and the little cunt chases after me and we save the earth and shit

Oh and i'm fucking Liam Neeson.

Ff taught me to read ... Fuckers shoulda invented voice in games sooner

1. go to itsover(9000).net (take out parentheses)
2. click a link
3. ???????
4. ZOMG SECRET OLDFAG RAID BOARD?!

3684160803

xfhgsdkjfgds;

>>191980184
hey i leik pokemon, why would anyone samefag someone like that anyways, god you nothing but a giant jello

English :D

You will get kicked out of Vault 13 even if you bring the water chip to them.

That love is very rare and very beautiful, and that everyone needs love in the end, no matter how hard they try being independent.

All soldiers in the 17-1800s armies was clones

check out all the double 19's in here!

When your health is low, you must ask yourself : do you have any potions.. or food?

Learned there was something colonel wasnt telling me.

>>191980312
this

In order to gain immortality, one must rob Fort Knox. 100 gold coins give you 1 extra life, you see.

Press X to not die.

I must construct additional Plyons

That the Mongoose can't spell "engrave" correctly.

hit a wall with a car at 200mph
no harm done

How to spell "overwhelming" really really fast.

--> --> B B

you can use it for win=spam..

People wearing green are gay.

sex isnt that important

No matter how good you are you always just get a hug from the bitch you saved (friendzoned)
It has taught me well, it's just i forget that sometimes

The more shit I kill, the stronger I get.

falcon
PAUNCCCCHHH!

Green Mushrooms Gives you extra lifes and by picking flowers you change clothes and are now able to fire fireballs.

turtles are your enemy

More often than not if my health is really low I can just wait 5 minutes and I will regain some health.

Plenty.

http://shoopdawhoop.com/

a man can take atleast 2 shots of 7.62mm to the chest, and three shots with a 5.56mm. 9mm bullets pierce kevlar.

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!

I learned to always search garbage cans when low on HP

>>191979314

english and japanese language skills

English

my name's Guybrush Threepwood, and i want to be a pirate...!!!

I must never let go of the giant skateboard or i will fail.

that all our base are belong to them

If I'm at the beach and I the music changes to a more ominous, yet slightly exciting theme, there's a good chance of a nearby Mudcrab

i walk around with crowbar and smash every box and crate in search of food and ammo

if u kill hookers you get ur moneyz back also u can pull guns out of no wherez!

>>191980219
And then be given control of a large laser tank which you can use to blow up anywhere in the Capital.

Also, later be abducted by aliens.

>>191980514

>>191981152
you're like the 8th person to say that

how to design addictive videogames that destroy your life and make me a valuable member of society

if you kill the whore, you get your money back

everything i know

>>191980312

Holy shitting fatality!

No matter how close you are to death a night at an inn will cure everything.

That I'll never see Jiub again....

=/.

also how to survive on zombie attack..
if i stay with a girl a nigger an old man and a metal guy... XD