you drink diet sunkist but still eat wendy's

you're fat

Your mom gets you diet soda cause your fat. :)

you're a fat slob fatty

fat and alone

You play WoW therefore, you're fat

organized and goal oriented

you have siblings and a dog. and you spend too much time at your desk

diet soda is fucking retarded- this thread is now about how fucking dumb diet soda is and the people that buy it.

Your computer sucks. Everything for your computer sucks. You drink diet sodas which are fucking bad for you. You eat wendy's because your fat and a fuckup. You post this shit on /b/ because you don't get any attention otherwise.

>>191742909
>Hey, /b/, what does my desktop say about me?
I can't see it, the contrast is too high.

paper says first year of high school, underage b&

>>191743523
in addition, you're probably overweight and slobby, i don't want to think about what your personal hygiene is like. Learn to clean up after yourself, have some dignity, pig.

>>191742909

Ur a fag and go die.

you have lot of games, but haven't cool mousepad - u 4 looser

That you're using a Kodak Z650 zoom digital camera

It says: STOP PLAYING WOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

That is all.

WOWFAG

Mid twenties, overweight, a nerd and only got like 1-2 girlfriend

You have a speedway speedy rewards card

Model : KODAK Z650 ZOOM DIGITAL CAMERA
Orientation : left-hand side

your left handed

fat female wowfag

>>191742909
This is a family computer. Not a single guy's computer.

Either you have your own family, with kids, or you live at home.

>>191742909
you're gay
wowfag
X █ O
fail at life

it's over 9000

You live in Florida.

you live in Cape Coral Florida (Ida S. Baker High School)

>>191744478

this. is. /b/.

1. You have a shitty phone
2. your fat because you eat junkfood but you try to get skinny by drinking DIET soda
3. You have a 360
4. you like scrubing you balls with a metal brush to clean them
5. your a slob and you live at home even tho you graduated highschool and you expect your parents to do everything for you
6. you like a lot of porn you have cp everywhere
and 7. you are a fag cause u use myspace

You don't smoke cigs, therefore your a cock smoker!

Is that a motherfucking Dilbert mug?

Oh fuck I want.

It strongly suggests that you live in Cape Coral, FL.

that ur a wowfag

DS>PSP

PS3>360

you have bad taste in consoles

>>191744708
>4. you like scrubing you balls with a metal brush to clean them

really think a guy that leaves the desk like that cleans his balls?

omg gba. I miss it

>>191744915
psp(over9000)>ds. period.
Your right about xbox vs ps3.

You have Windows 7

You have a dog or cat that is prone to shedding.

>>191744851
Fuck that, is there a leftover steak next to that mug?!

>>191744965
i raged so hard when i played pokemon (180 ultraballs, still not enough for ho-oh) i broke my gba :(

First thing i thought, as well, was that this is a family computer, desk has probably been there years, since the original gateway computer was used there (the gateway disk holder is the only thing that remains from that) Since then however, you have either replaced the computer or a new one has been bought which you have provided the gfx hardware for. The rest of the family hardly ever goes in this room now (own laptops maybe) so it doesn't get cleaned/dusted as much, but the tell tale signs of a once shared family computer remain.

You look up pictures of other people's desktops on your computer.

>>191744956
>>191744956
look at the top right of the picture there is a metal scrub brush seeing how his desk is dirty he must use it to keep his balls clean

You play guitar, badly

l>>191745222

Vista dumbfag

lol @ pokemon and tetris.

you are overweight (but trying to lose weight), have two daughters, one of whom is on a varsity sport at Ida S. Baker High School in Cape Coral Florida. You like games too much. You have a blue ipod mini, and two different types of gameboy.

thug life.

Is assistant Principal Palow as big a toolbag as he looks?

>>191745551
actually you're the "dumbfag" for having vista LMFAO

That you're the average guy!