now to teach you the proper way yo do things also known as the good part, in the less horrible ol' days of /b/ all women were rejected on sight. It was assumed that they were attention whores and we had much more important shit to do, such as killing cats with lighter fluid and an heroing on cam. This being said there was one exception to the general hatred of females.

That of course is the role of the chan eg. lolichan crackychan exc. These were females who came and amused us enough that we honored them with a name. They could still never been Anonymous as they did not have a PENIS however this was a sign of respect from their faceless overlords.

You would never hit on a chan or attempt to cyber with a chan because a chan is like a spokes model for our cause an embodiment of what we held dear. A female Anonymous.

The pale immitations you see today are not anon's and they won't like your nerdy behavure; if you want girls paint yourself orange and spike your hair. If you want to act on the internet without repercussions and fap to things others find sacred stay here.

and nothing of value will be lost.

Going to bed now, feel free to turn this thread into a flame war. OP is a fag.

>>171886224
>yo

fuck off

hey op...how do you reverse header?

go on go on

>>171885815
i like you OP

You're not going to go to bed. *refresh *refresh *refresh

true anon is true anon

and so the tao has been written

OP is pretty much right

professor anon forgot to assign homework! I am disappoint

>>171887720
>>171887720
he does not care if you win or fail
maybe if you winfail
but only if you do it for the lulz

Wise words indeed, professor anon.

>>634645054159

Take this JB kind sir:
http://prondownloadz.blogspot.com

>>282407731675!

The Tao of Anonymous

Hello Anonymous, pull up a chair, this may take a bit of time. If you have recently come to this place from Out There on the internets, I suggest you pay close attention to what I have to say. This is not a secrets of 4chon post, if you seek to >greentext or PENIS VAGINA BUTTSEX, then this is not for you, it will inevitably end in tl;dr.

Much of what I have to say will sound contradictory, but bear with me.

First, when you wish to cry havoc and let slip the dogs OF FUCKING FURY here, do not encumber yourself with your accomplishments, your titles, your education, or your experiences. They mean nothing to me. Everything you have done, I have done better, faster, smarter, and with my dick in your mom's mouth. These things are ego, ego is identity, identity is loss of anonymity. The internets are a cold and lonely place outside The Legion.

There are no newfags, only those who must MURK LOAR. There are no oldfags, only those who have lurked enough to know they must lurk moar.

Everything is copypasta, even this post. Trying to square this concept with empirical truth will only result in failure, and demonstrates that you have not achieved ultimate 4chonirvana. Lurk moar and eat this pasta, for it is delicious.

When asked "Is Milhouse a meme?" there is only one correct answer. 'Yes' is incorrect. 'No' is also incorrect. The only correct answer is 'Milhouse is not a meme', however, knowing the door is not the same as walking through it. When you understand why this answer is not the same as 'No', then you are one step closer to enlightenment.

Everyone is a troll. Even you.

You cannot troll /b/. Win/Mac/Lunix, cut/uncut, christfag/atheifag arguements are boring; you are not trolling, you are being trolled by those you sought to troll.

When one does successfully troll /b/, he is no longer a troll, for he has become something greater.

There are no cumdumpsters, as there are no wimmens on the internets. Gender is a vague form of identity. Any tits you see on 4chan are a) a trap, b) an ex-girlfriend of the poster, or c) copied off the intertubes because no one on 4chan has ever had a girlfriend.

Everyone on 4chan has a girlfriend. We have had every girlfriend, even yours, and when she got boring we had your mom, too.

Rules 1 and 2 are not there to protect us from your idiot friends, we will dispose of them as we see fit. Rules 1 and 2 are there to protect you from yourself.

'Anonymous' is not a nickname, nor a password. Anonymous is a state of being. When you seek to rise above your fellows, you are no longer Anonymous, and have failed. The greatest and most epic wins are done in the name of Anonymous, and you can never take credit for them. If you doubt this, well, perhaps we haven't met before...I am Spartacus.

Lastly, and most important: There are only two people that post on 4chan. Me and you.

And I don't exist.

tl;dr

>>171888656
WHAT
>>171888774
THE
>>171888903
FUCK

Moar

>>171888656
>>171888774
>>171888903

Hear this anon because he speaks with truth

can we has a sticky here?

lotsa samefag

>>171885815
>>171885815
This anon is wise you should listen him since he knows the true way to treat a cumdumpster

I have a theory:
OP is a reverse troll and that he is a gentleman's gentleman, discuss.

>>171888903
>>171888774
>>171888656
I agree with you with everything you said except for "You cannot troll /b/. Win/Mac/Lunix, cut/uncut, christfag/atheifag arguements are boring; you are not trolling, you are being trolled by those you sought to troll." there is more going on those thread than just pure trolling and they are actually funny!

inB4 newfag, I been here all summer I would know.

tldr

>>171885815
The hivemind finally sobers up...

OP

Is right.