looking at mudkipz article on ED

I happen to stumble across it.

Urban Dictionary of rule 34

I used to go on Uncyclopedia.com and then I found ED and eventually stumbled upon memes and then 4chan.

This was back in 2007.

Drew something what sorta looked like pedo bear, uploaded it, and someone clued me into what/who pedo bear actually was.

My friend showed me YTMND a long time ago. On that site I kept seeing comments about how whatever I was looking at was stolen from 4chan. So I came over here and never went back.

My older brother

/b/ found me

fox news network.
how else

some random person told me about it on a cruise

When that senator's kid hacked Palin's gmail...I read the story, cheered long and loudly, and had to find out about 4chan. And then I found /b/.

i was looking around through some anime site and i saw overchan, then i was looking through all the chans and i found 4chan. /b/ seemed like a cool concept so i started looking at it and i liked it more and more.. that was about 4 and a half years ago..

>>149853309

Kept hearing about 4chan and /b/ from random fagz. I was bored and browsing /a/ and /v/ when I decided to check out /b/ then I fell in love.

I googled shemale gang bang bestiality porn

It was passed down to me from my father

a vid on youtube about anon

wow that was 2 years ago....

CNN, Fox news, etc. All this talk about "4chan being the underbelly of society" and "4chan is evil" and all that shit made me wonder just why the fuck I wasn't on the site yet.

Many of my friends in high school were weeaboos.

via a post on anonib.com

noko

I typed a bunch of random letters and numbers into my browser and found this site.

>>149854161
AHHHH NO
NOOOO

way back in january of 2009 i was watching a sxephil youtube video in which he displayed his jealousy for some girl named boxxy cuz he had a lot of subscribers or some shit. he explained she came from 4chan and i've been lurking ever since! i'm an oldfag now.
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>>149853998

this.

everyone breaks rule 1 and everyone knows it

I stumbled unkowningly ont his page when I was 12.

Of course not, my friends mentioned 4chan on the school bus. They also said Random was the best page, they never broke rule one!

i have lurked /b/ since the dawn of time

I heard i could get CP on here from fox. Then came the addiction.

>>149854324
GODFUCKINGDAMNITREROLL

I took the red pill...

2 of my friends told me about it, the first time i didn't really pay attention but when another guy showed it to me i started coming back.

jesus came to me in a dream
said he would kill my family unless i came to /b/

My friend kept showing me those funneh ass pictures from /b/ and told me stories. He almost made it sound like an adventure. So I got on and.... :3

did he broke rule 2 too?

>>149854484
boring

I was looking for videos of duke nukem 4ever, you know back when they said they had some actual footage back in 2007...
Saw the video 4chan FTW on youtube... lulz ensued.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gji6hdN-c

Searched google.
Came to 4chan the first time and went to /b/ but i was like wtf is this some forum? Where do I register? Who is anon? who is OP?


True story.

>>149854402

thats because the rules were invented by gaiafags

I thought ED was like Uncyclopedia. Big mistake.

friend showed me

Some faggot at pirate 4x4 broke 1 & 2

ed

i lurked the freakshow board on gurochan for a while, they fucking hate this site. then read the rules one and two and reasearched from there.

really ironic that reading about rules 1 and 2 lead me to /b/

my faggot of a friend showed me. we're both newfags

Was looking for CP.

I used to browse the Nsider forums, and heard about a shit-hole called "Outsider." It was pretty much a group of newfags with some scripting skills who were dying to have their own memes, culture, and secrecy. They mentioned 4chan in regards to something or other (I think it was the origins of Speedy Cat), but I'm not sure. I then came here and began to lurk and UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING CULTURE AND IDEOLOGY OF /b/ BEFORE I FUCKING POST. This was back in 2004-2005 though.

friend broke rules 1 & 2 at the beginning of this summer.,

inb4 newfag

there was a drudge link to a story about how the ascii symbol for swastika made it to the top of a list of "up and coming" google search terms

the mentioned 4 chan in the article and it seemed like a noble enough cause so I checked it out

little over a year ago I think

I was writing articles for uncyclopedia, read the article for encyclopedia dramatica, went to ED, found 4chan.

....devianTART. fgsfds

>>149853309

your a fucking idiot

friend was raving about /b/ for a while. said there was a lot of funny shit. I checked it out and wasn't disappointed :3

I'm originally from gaia XD

googled "asshole of the internet"

some people linked to it on irc.

This was a couple of years before anyone thought of creating ridiculous rules i.e. summer 2005.

Saw it mentioned on the interwebs many long times ago.

NEVERAR braek rules1&2

Big fan of Icanhazcheezeburger since the site started.
moved to failblog.
found that the source of all that cancer and lulz was 4chan.

heard about 4chan but didn't know what it was so i wiki'd it

ytmnd

I was on some other forums, and they always talked about /b/ and 4chan, so i came here

I barely go on that other forum now...

facebook

Ytmnd lol.

some stupid newfag (as i was) kept posting mindfucks in his blog... googled mindfucks.... found this shithole

looking up memes on wikipedia, it said most memes originate on 4chan

cool story bros

All the cool kids came here so I was like "awwright"

I was bored and googled Tom Green sucks and found /b/

>>149854339

youre not an oldfag. oldfags have been on /b/ for AT LEAST a year. fucking newfag. i've been here for 3 years.

I followed a white rabbit down a hole

Urbandictionary lead me to 4chan. Then I mentioned to friend. Friend broke 1 and as such I came to /b/.

I found it from ytmnd.

prkgzjh

i was suckin did one niggas dick and he yell'd 4CHAN!!!! then i googled it after he came on my face

griefer on SL

>>149856176

Fuck you, I've been on 4chan for over 9000 years.

>>149856125

lol'd

bunch of friends and i were chillin at another friends house. one of them got on /b/, i joined him and lulz unsued. I've been here ever since.

encyclopediadramatica raped my childhood

made a comment on a youtube vidoe, some guy responed welcome to /b/

I was a YTMNDfag

>>149856473
Fuck you. I've been here since the early 80's, when 4chan was hosted on USENET.

a forum broke rules 1 & 2

over 9000

my little sister told me about and ...damn...bitch

In Soviet Russia, /b/ finds you !

My best friend is an oldfag.

about 3 years ago i kept seeing "/b/" mentioned in a funny pictures group on facebook. googled it and have been here ever since.

I enjoyed ED, but honestly never wanted to visit /b/. One day I was at my friends house and he started browsing /b/. From that day on I was a /b/tard.

a comment in a facebook-group about demotivationals...

something about "hell yeah, i love /b/" .. googled it, found ED.... found /b/

~1,5years ago

i was online looking for loli doujis and other shit like that. was bouncing from place to place until i found an imageboard which had a link to 4chan (must have been like 4 or 5 years ago).

i heard about, mentioned it at to some cum dumpster. she bitched at me about rules 1 and 2. i came back and lulz ensued.

My algebra teachers son broke rules

Used to go on space ghetto, when that went down I dunno I just kinda meandered over here in 06'

A wild ABRA appears!

>>149856816
has she shown tits?

ED

>>149856682

Psshh, I've been here since the 1960's when 4chan was hosted on ARPANET.

laughed at pedobear pics, friend explained 4chan...

mind = blown

>>149853309


Everyone seems to be an idiot on raids and break rule 1. It's fucking annoying. It ruins the entire point of a raid when they find out where it's from. Like the Youtube porn raid. That was ruined partly because no one would keep there mouth shut.

>>149853739

this.

it made the call, I answered.

porn torrent on tpb had small set of scrambled letters in the end of the description.
was img.4chan.org/b/ rot13'd

googled
analrape,fisting,analfisting,bleeding,analbleeding,bloodsex,kinkysex,lov
e,hate,bloodyorgasm,12year olds,12year old VAGINA,whore,pig whore,mancunt and bear trap.
/b/ was the only thing that came up with everything there

I saw in tv that there's a place were pedophiles get some cp.... this place was called 4chan. 3 months in /r9k and i figureout that the cp is here

i work as an administrative programmer for an isp and I learned of /b/ when we found out about the AT&T & 4chan fiasco. We're extremely pro-net-neutrality.

so far /b/'s been pretty cool to watch. keep up the good work :)

YTMND

stumbled across it playing WoW

I lurked moar

Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse, or more specifically, ancient SA member.

my friend told me about it back in march

1-watched southpark about scientology
2-looked on wiki discovered the episode was serious
3-looked more into that shit
4-knew about anonymous protests so looked into it
5-found 4chan, couldn't unsee what i saw, stayed

guy on forum broke rules 1 and 2 and I've been hooked ever since.

Upgraded from ytmnd.

>>149853309

your a fucking idiot

>>149853626
this but end of last year

Saw some meme or other elsewhere on the interbutts
googled it later
found the ED article on it
Found /b/
had my love-hate relationship with /b/ for quite a while now

i was here since day 1

My mom got scared and said you're going to be the king of trolls on 4chan.

>>149854011
fuckin' loled

>>149856682

The oldest meme on the internet. Older than dancing baby.

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my friend told me bout 4chan, i found /b/ from just lurking the site

friend broke rules 1 & 2,

my friend broke rules 1 and 2 when he tried to explain a meme to me then was like "oh it came from /b/ on 4chan you should check it out"

YTMNDfag back when it was really popular. found out half thier "fads" are stolen from here and found /b/ much better

about 3 years ago, i was king of some myspace forum. a guy in there asked me if i was a /b/ tard

Fuck your rules 1 and 2 - Unless on a raid. Rules 1 and two are for Gaia and were never confirmed by moot.

just need to proof a point, sorry

First Habbo raid,

Had been before that but had no idea what the fuck it was

saw south park episode on Scientology
went on wikipedia Scientology page and saw anonymous section asked a friend about anon and he broke 1 & 2

weird, my friend broke rule 2.

Was doing stickam raids with bodybuilding.com and /b/ was raiding at the same time. Google searched it and been hooked ever since. Now I'm a fat fucker.

Dad bought me this car.

OP should play the lotto.

YTMND 5 years ago
Fuck that site......they erased all the good old shit a few years back and I never went back.

Died and found myself here; still trying to decide whether I'm in heaven or hell

Friend sent me a picture of shitting dick nipples. 'Nuff said

1 and 2 only for raids guys.

ammit from firetree shared it to me

same as you OP

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>>149858394
>>149858394
pretty much the same for me.
i was curious about scientology, looked at some website, saw "anynonymous" ("lol wuts that?"), somehow found myself here.

although, before hand a friend had told me about it. i came here, looked at the frontpage of /b/ for a second, was like "wtf?", and didn't come back for a while.

but now...i understand.

>>149859441
Really? WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT SAY THAT!? Oh that's right, it doesn't.

three years ago in some gunz forum

played an online game and there were people in the game-related chatrooms who talked about it alot.

Cousin showed me 4chan.

Guy who lived next door used to invite me into his apartment when I was 10 to drink beer and look at CP. Showed me /b/. Molested the living shit out of me.

I had heard about it somehow from on the internet, but I dont remember how. then my brothers friend broke rules 1 & 2 so I finally checked it out.

CNN nyukka!

>>149853309

your a fucking idiot

a nigger brought me here

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i wanted to triforce

>>149853309

Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids.

my friend broke rule 1 too

www.psucomic.com told me about it

>>149853309

same here.
I asked her what "newfag" meant because she kept calling this dude in my class that.

>>149853309
Unrelated...FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!

was chillin out max and relaxin all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of my school when a couple of guys they were up to no good, they started makin trouble in my neighborhood, i got in one little fight and my mom got scared, so i stayed inside and became mentally impaired

i was told about encyclopedia dramatica

my brother broke rule 1

fark.com, sadly

A couple years ago, I dreamt about the better b between two slashes written on the blackboard. This wasn't the main point of the dream, but I found it to be of interest.
/b/.
I Googled it out of curiosity and lo and behold, here I am.

>>149860179
Rules one and two apply to everything. Saying they only apply to raids was something you newfags said in 2006 to save face. Go die in a fire.

Friend showed me it, saw CP on front page and was immediately in love.

Heard /wg/ & /w/ had great wall papers & then I just started to flip through em all

>>149860179
No they don't. GTFO.

stileproject

I found YTMND and fucked around with that for a few months, eventually found ED from stumbling, lol'd on that for a while...and then.../b/. *sigh*
<3

True Story:

ScrewAttack Europe's Guru Larry did a series of videos interviewing Chris Chan. And I was like WTF?!?! Who the fuck is this eternal Retard? So I google Chris Chan, find Encyclopedia Dramatica, read EVERYTHING I can for the next 4 days and realize this and sorry for the caps, but cruise control is needed for my next point:

ANONYMOUS IS FUCKING WIN!

So now /b/ is my new home. I /b/elong here, with my /b/retheren. I will fight for /b/, I will cherish /b/ all of my days, and that's a fact. I love you /b/, with all of my blackened soulless heart.

The scientology protests,
I fucking got here and practically knew all the shit already, didn't post for like over 9000 months, just lurked and read ED

its amazing I didn't discover it before, I knew the name, it just had no significance, I knew all the memes, they just never seemed to all be coming from the same place

Reading everyone elses posts in this thread makes me feel like an oldfag.

>>149859937
Holy shit. Really?

lol fags /b/ aint fight club

been into anime, got into cosplay, heard about /cgl/ from a cosplay fag at a con, tried it, hated it, found /b/

it became love.

my four year older friend refused to tell me where he was getting all the awesome pictures from. i set up a cam in his room one night when i was staying over. I took the adress including the /b/ and typed it into my compy. =] I threw up in my mouth the first time. i got used to it though.

I was on /b/ back in 1998. Glorious.

back in 05. some kid from myspace clued me in about it.

back when /b/ had more pictures of naked ladies... and rick astley. and cats. lots and lots of cats.

>>149861061

what a faggot

Saw all the hype, controversy, all that bullshit and just popped in here one day to see what the bullshit fox news was pissin' n' moanin' about and been here for two or three months.

Before you say newfag, I learned the do's and don't's quickly so don't bother.

My friend broke it too.

>>149860673

No you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA

I WAS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

>>149861409
newfag

friend was browsing in front of me at his place, no words were uttered until i witnessed an epic thread for the first time
at which point i rofl'd

>>149861576
newfag

>>149861409
oh sure "I learned the do's and dont's quickly."

Looking back on my past, I was a MAJOR newfag when I first discovered /b/

believe me you don't realize it til its gone and you look back on it

fucking faggot
2-3 months huh?
lurk moar.

saw a 4chan motivational...so i googled 4chan. At first i was like this is gay, but after a while i started getting the memes, and little inside jokes, and now i fucking love it!

>>149859796
newfag for not knowing it

>>149861758
What was you doing behind your friend?

>>149853309

friend showed me

I started to see the name more and more in starting in 2005, but didn't come til '06 because I thought it was full of weeaboos.

I actually randomly imagegoogled mudkip and all of these motivationals came up and some of them mentioned /b/, which lead me to search for /b/ on urbandictionary, where someone explained stuff about 4chan which lead me here.

TLDR, google

>>149853719
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>>149853719
>>149853719
>>149853719

Oh I've been here for quite some time. I found it back when I was looking for lots o' porn. I stumbled across 5chan and frequently enjoyed the porn until it shut down.

Assuming there must be other chans, I looked for em and stumbled across 4chan, I believe a little after Moot fled to Mootxico. Those were the days. My friends sure didn't break rule 1 and 2.

my fellow forum trolls

my bro showed me!

Been lurking on here for a year or two, I think I found it through Urban Dictionary, just started posting recently.