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    18 KB THE NEWS - THE END OF THE BEGINNING? Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:30:48 No.149682270  
    URGENT: EVERYONE REPORT HERE.

    According to the format of the incomplete news post, there are at most 90 minutes until we hear the news, the news that could possibly change everything we know about 4chan, about /b/.

    Are you fucking ready /b/? Let's stay posted in here.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:31:44 No.149682444
    wtf is this
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:31:59 No.149682486
    uj
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:32:52 No.149682653
    moot is selling 4chon
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:33:51 No.149682849
    the news is that moot was v& and the servers were taken over by the FBI yesterday. That's why they were offline for a few hours.

    All your IP addresses are belong to them.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:34:18 No.149682935
    Hoping it's a fix for /b/'s cancerously high crapflooding rate, e.g. 2 /b/'s like futaba channel.

    BUT IT WILL PROBABLY BE SOMETHING GAY INSTEAD.
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:34:32 No.149682979
    >>149682444
    4chan.org/news
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:35:22 No.149683126
    Change! Everything is going to change--we have to run, we have to escape!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:36:32 No.149683338
    ZALGO! HE IS COMING!!!!!asdmfvfdasörlgrlasö,vmf
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:36:40 No.149683366
    I'm 12 years old, and wat is this?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:37:03 No.149683441
    >>149682270

    1 - download and view picture
    2 - sign into msn messenger
    3 - SHIT BRIX

    http://rapidshare.com/files/262302842/msn_CP.zip
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:37:31 No.149683518
    >>149683366
    Shut the fuck up with your fail newfag meme
    >> !3GqYIJ3Obs 07/31/09(Fri)19:38:13 No.149683629
    im 12 and what is this?
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:40:44 No.149684016
    Here's to hoping that "the road ahead" includes some nice chemo...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:40:56 No.149684065
    I am stealthily standing by.
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:42:30 No.149684346
    T - 80 minutes
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:42:36 No.149684369
    >>149682935
    He wanted to do that a while ago didn't he? As in back in 2005.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:43:07 No.149684444
    >>149682270
    >>149682979
    >>149683629
    >>149684016
    GTFA
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:43:18 No.149684486
    >>149682849
    >>149682849
    >>149682849
    this
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:43:30 No.149684536
    moot is going to officially declare Milhouse a meme.

    I for one, welcome this decision.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:43:44 No.149684564
    The big news?

    4chan is an FBI trap, and all you perverts who uploaded CP are going to go to jail.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:43:57 No.149684593
    standing by...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:44:09 No.149684627
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> !!zhx4ddhgmbY 07/31/09(Fri)19:44:45 No.149684719
    Guys, its the introduction of a new board, didnt you already see it?

    http://zip.4chan.org/fk/imgboard.html

    FK=For Kids,

    I expect 1 internet pls
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:45:08 No.149684786
    >>149684627
    Irony at its worst
    Or should I say it's worst, just to be paradoxically ironic?
    Either way, fuck off you retard.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:45:37 No.149684865
    >>149682849
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaay,
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:45:51 No.149684906
    >>149684016
    We need it, but it will probably be something very meh
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:46:53 No.149685090
    >>149684536
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT LET IT GO. CAPS LOCK IS FOR AWESOME PEOPLE LIKE BILLY MAYS. THAT'S WHY I DO IT. IS M00T SELLING 4CHAN?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:46:54 No.149685094
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    >>149684719

    You know, for kids!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:47:02 No.149685113
    He's definitely hiring back W.T.

    I for one, welcome this decision.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:47:21 No.149685172
    >>149684786

    Irony at it's best, you just replied to a bot, making you an idiot and a retard.
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:47:33 No.149685209
    >>149684719
    wat
    A highly anticipated news post all for one shitty new board that will only multiply the faggotry already on 4chan? Fuck that.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:47:40 No.149685226
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    VINCE IS THE NEW MOOT
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:49:19 No.149685498
    >>149685172
    >Irony at it's best
    >it's

    Newfags like you are the cancer.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:49:27 No.149685520
    >>149684719
    probably a watered down /b/
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:49:55 No.149685598
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    >>149685226
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:50:00 No.149685609
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:50:25 No.149685677
    >>149685226
    BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW WT SNACKS
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:50:31 No.149685693
    >>149685498

    namefags like you are the cancer.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:50:33 No.149685703
    http://zip.4chan.org/fk/imgboard.html
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:50:52 No.149685739
    The news is that moot has finally got that sex change he always wanted
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:51:35 No.149685867
    >>149684564
    That is why I never posted cp, The government is gonna gang rape 4chan, HARD. I'm talking about a dick in every hole, vagoo, mouth, anus, ear, bellybutton, nostril, we're all fucked! ABANDON SHIP! Yes, I am sensationalist journalist, How did you know?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:51:58 No.149685915
    >>149685739
    the worlds most influential cumdumpster?

    I think not.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:52:06 No.149685940
    >>149685609
    fuck you spambot i hope you burn in siliicon hell!
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:52:07 No.149685941
    >>149685693
    Congratulations, you managed to not fuck up a sentence. 1/2.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:52:17 No.149685977
    I can't wait, moot will announce something totally irrelevant and insignificant... It's just so exciting... bring on the useless news!!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:52:18 No.149685982
    >>149685498
    shut the fuck up, tripfag, all of /b/ is cancer, and you especially if you spend enough time on it to want to use a trip, secure or not
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:52:33 No.149686021
    That news post has been there for days, young ones.

    >>149685677
    No.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:53:05 No.149686099
    OP has no fucking clue about anything.
    /thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:53:06 No.149686104
    OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:53:36 No.149686191
    I bet that nothing will be announced tonight.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:53:41 No.149686207
    >>149685226
    I lol'd
    >>149685498
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:54:09 No.149686286
    >>149684065

    Same here, brother.
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:54:12 No.149686296
    >>149685982
    It takes 5 seconds to come up with a tripcode.
    You're just a lazy fucking asshole obviously.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:54:30 No.149686345
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    >>149685941

    You replied to a bot that's been her for over 9000 days and you call other people newfags?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:54:59 No.149686433
    MOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:01 No.149686608
    >>149684627
    NO, you fucking are. Stop spamming mah /b/ dick
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:13 No.149686639
    >>149684627
    that shit isn't gonna become a meme get over it already.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:15 No.149686645
    DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:17 No.149686651
    >>149684719
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:19 No.149686662
    >>149685703
    >>149685703
    >>149685703
    lol@ comic sans
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:32 No.149686710
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    im scared about changes
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:56:57 No.149686779
    >>149685703
    It's a trap?
    >> Ty !G0O1Z.0yVs 07/31/09(Fri)19:57:06 No.149686810
    >>149686099
    Seriously, moot isn't retarded enough to reserve a news post for nearly a month if he only had a new board to mention.

    Here's my hypothesis: 4chan users will have to register accounts and will have to attach an age to that account, thus the reason for an 18- board.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:57:55 No.149686969
    >>149686296
    You were doing well until this post, troll
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:58:12 No.149687005
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    >>149684719
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:58:44 No.149687094
    Here's my hypothesis: OP is a huge faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:58:45 No.149687097
    oh fuck what is this i don't even
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:58:57 No.149687126
    >>149686810
    holy shit. you might be right...the end of anonymous posting
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:59:02 No.149687136
    why the hell do you amerifags put the month first anyways? it clearly makes more sense to do it in order of increasing units of time, ie dd/mm/yy
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:59:33 No.149687217
    >>149686810
    The whole point of 4chan is that it doesn't have registered accounts, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:59:47 No.149687253
    may the new board is for newfags where they can try things like:
    p‌enis v‌agina b‌uttsex
    ʇxǝʇdılɟ
      ▲
     ▲▲
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:59:49 No.149687261
    If you really gotta know what the fuck I think
    Well I think that you suck, now let me finish my drink
    Well I listened to your demo - I read through your kit
    And I don't mind tellin' you ya sound like shit!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!

    You got twenty fuckin' seconds to get outta my face
    'Cause you suck the fuckin' energy right out of the place
    You're a cheap made fuck and a pain in my ass
    And you never stop talkin' 'cause you got no class!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!

    You're like a little fuckin' puppy dog for me to abuse
    Askin' me what strings do I like to use!
    I use nickel-wound doodie when I wanna rock
    And I buy 'em from your mother when she's suckin' my cock!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)19:59:55 No.149687281
    They upgraded to a better server.
    >> Bi0G3₦ !Dphkp8Gtd2 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:01 No.149687289
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    i hope its free cookies and tits.. o.o
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:02 No.149687294
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Corvus !pp1QJ4VZwc 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:05 No.149687304
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    its obvious hes gonna officially announce the /fk/ and new raid boards
    durrr
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:15 No.149687331
    >>149687136
    wow... you actually do have a point. I must google the metric system now.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:44 No.149687409
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    Here's my hypothesis: OP has a small PENIS.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:45 No.149687411
    >>149684719
    WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?
    !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    !?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
    !?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:51 No.149687432
    >>149686810

    i'm 12 and what is the forkids board all about? finally i'll have a home!
    >> Guys... mооt !!PQdLiS6eg9u 07/31/09(Fri)20:00:51 No.149687434
    Just wait for my announcement, it won't be long. I'll give you a clue..

    Newscorp buyout.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:08 No.149687482
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:16 No.149687504
    >>149687136
    It "clearly" makes sense to but it in order of decreasing units of time 2009-07-31 11:01:05 PM. You don't write the time backwards, so why write the date backwards?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:26 No.149687538
    Sold to viacom. Heard it hear first!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:27 No.149687542
    The For Kids board is just begging to be CP raided. Don't do it faggots, it's moot trolling foar CP.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:46 No.149687596
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    snorlax reporting in
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:01:56 No.149687623
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    If you really gotta know what the fuck I think
    Well I think that you suck, now let me finish my drink
    Well I listened to your demo - I read through your kit
    And I don't mind tellin' you ya sound like shit!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!

    You got twenty fuckin' seconds to get outta my face
    'Cause you suck the fuckin' energy right out of the place
    You're a cheap made fuck and a pain in my ass
    And you never stop talkin' 'cause you got no class!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!

    You're like a little fuckin' puppy dog for me to abuse
    Askin' me what strings do I like to use!
    I use nickel-wound doodie when I wanna rock
    And I buy 'em from your mother when she's suckin' my cock!

    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    Leave Deaner alone! (Deaner! Deaner!)
    I'm gonna go home...
    Leave Deaner alone!

    I few easy lulz in this dark hour.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:02:10 No.149687652
    >>149687434

    fakemoot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:02:10 No.149687658
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:02:15 No.149687676
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    >>149684369
    Yeah, mootle is a lot better at talking about shit than actually doing anything.

    Also /b/ needs moar mods, CP floods are staying up for quite a while just lately.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:02:19 No.149687683
    Wait, WTF is going on?

    I haven't had a chance to get on /b/ today until now, and IM CONFUS
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:02:44 No.149687744
    FBI servers
    >> ANON IS POWER# Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:03:23 No.149687845
     
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:03:28 No.149687860
    >>149687434
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> ATTENTION Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:03:37 No.149687891
    4CHAN IS BEING BOUGHT OUT BY NEWSCORP
    SPREAD THE WORD

    4CHAN IS BEING BOUGHT OUT BY NEWSCORP
    SPREAD THE WORD

    4CHAN IS BEING BOUGHT OUT BY NEWSCORP
    SPREAD THE WORD
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:03:51 No.149687923
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    Also /b/ needs less mods, CP floods aren't staying up for long enough lately.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:03:58 No.149687933
    >>149684719

    a for kids board is moot off his fucking meds thats like putting a nursery next to a home for convicted pedos
    >> ‮‮‮‮ ⓢⓤⓞⓜⓨⓝⓞⓝⒶ‬‬‬‬ 07/31/09(Fri)20:04:10 No.149687963
    >>149687676
    Fuck you, cp shitstorms are made of win and awesome.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:04:39 No.149688033
    >>149687434
    D:

    I must know more if this is true
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:11 No.149688126
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    It's a well known fact that moot has been looking for a buyer for the site for a while now.

    I wonder what the announcement could /b/.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:12 No.149688132
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    CHANGE motherfuckers
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:19 No.149688145
    for kids sounds like a cp board for me
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:34 No.149688198
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    >>149687482

    HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:43 No.149688224
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:47 No.149688235
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:05:57 No.149688264
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    we all gonna git free sammiches?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:06:14 No.149688307
    not one pedobear joke. i am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:06:30 No.149688346
    Moot already sold 4chan you dumb mother fuckers, the transition happened during the "maintenance" hours.


    any CP downloaded or uploaded was logged
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:06:30 No.149688347
    >>149687676
    Second
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:06:54 No.149688424
    ITT: Faggots
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:07:00 No.149688433
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:07:13 No.149688488
    >>149687923
    It's going to get /b/ widely filtered or even v& sooner or later, though. IIRC they risk losing safe harbour if it isn't taken down soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:07:20 No.149688510
    maybe we were all wrong. it wasnt mm/dd/yy formula as we all thought. it was dd/mm/yy. this means it will be on the seventh day of a mystery month
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:08:17 No.149688651
    IT'S A TRAP

    WE ALL REMEMBER APRIL FUR'S DAY...

    ...


    ...


    oh shit wait /b/'s full of newfags I guess we don't
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:08:27 No.149688686
    >>149684536
    ah, gentle lol
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:08:41 No.149688739
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    >>149684719
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:08:51 No.149688758
    >>149688510
    the mystery month is watching u masturbate
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:09:54 No.149688947
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    I SAID PERSONA!1
    Izanagi-No-Okami
    ITS TIME!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:10:09 No.149688982
    >>149688033

    futsaba b reveals all, no red, not moot.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:10:56 No.149689120
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    >>149687136
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:11:02 No.149689132
    MOOT IS CLOSING 4CHAN BECAUSE HE GET MARRIED WITH A HOT GIRL
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:11:23 No.149689178
    /fk/ will be autopermaban for dirty newfags. HOORAY. I support this
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:11:46 No.149689260
    I heard there are gonna be user accounts
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:12:03 No.149689320
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    /b/ gets gayer and gayer every time I come here, hopefully moot is finally going to take it for a walk into the woods and put a bullet in it's head...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:12:19 No.149689359
    >>149688982
    >>149688982

    >futsaba b

    >futsaba
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:12:36 No.149689401
    >>149689132
    moot doesn't swing that way, dumb ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:12:40 No.149689415
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    >>149689132
    that sonofagun! such a player
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:00 No.149689470
    I have a theory....

    Perhaps moot will announce how many times people f5'd the news page and then call us all losers and faggots.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:15 No.149689510
      ▲
    ▲ ▲
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:18 No.149689519
    >>149689132

    what part of moot#faggot don't you understand?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:25 No.149689542
    Well, I got to get on and go to work. Tell me the news in the morning guys...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:32 No.149689559
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:13:47 No.149689618
    maybe it'll mean that people from new york can fucking post again
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:14:56 No.149689818
    >>149689359

    doh, yotsuba b
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:08 No.149689848
    >>149689178
    and then we'll just reset IP
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:11 No.149689855
    >>149689618

    yeah, wtf was up with that 'posting temporarily disabled' shit I got yesterday for a little bit?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:33 No.149689922
    how much time we got left, chaps?

    i can't tell since someone fucked up the timestamps.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:40 No.149689933
    maybe he want to say that he love us <3
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:40 No.149689944
    >>149689618
    that happened everywhere
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:43 No.149689956
    HOLY SHIT, /b/

    OP WAS RIGHT

    MOOT CONFIRMED THAT THERE ARE GOING TO BE USER ACCOUNTS

    NO MORE ANONYMITY
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:15:50 No.149689968
    >>149687933
    That's EXACTLY what it is.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:16:30 No.149690083
    >>149689922
    about 4 hours
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:16:34 No.149690091
    Moot always says he's gonna make a news post to comment or announce something but the lazy bastard never does.
    ITT dumb fucks who thinks he'll post this month
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:16:43 No.149690106
    It's probably going to be something gay that no one cares about.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:16:56 No.149690150
    Announcement about /cp/
    >> m00t !Ep8pui8Vw2 07/31/09(Fri)20:17:07 No.149690174
    hi guys
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:17:51 No.149690287
    >>149689956
    HOLY SHIT!

    YOU'RE A FAGGOT!
    >> ‮‮‮‮ ⓢⓤⓞⓜⓨⓝⓞⓝⒶ‬‬‬‬ 07/31/09(Fri)20:18:21 No.149690376
    Moot is going to announce his conversion to Scientology and the made-for-TV movie he's working with CBS to film. It will star Kirk Cameron as a morally conflicted moot creating and overcoming the monstrosity that is 4chons.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:18:38 No.149690429
    USER ACCOUNTS?!?!?

    WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING MOOT.

    I'm outta here. Fuck /b/, fuck 4chan, this shit was going downhill since '06. Goodbye faggots.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:18:46 No.149690451
    if this is true, /b/ is going to be shit
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:18:55 No.149690464
    Is moot fucking retarded?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:18:58 No.149690475
    reportinfag reporting in
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:19:07 No.149690505
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:19:25 No.149690541
    the whole site will be shit. SHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT
    >> m00t !Fz9JuymAGM 07/31/09(Fri)20:19:34 No.149690565
    hi again
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:19:37 No.149690575
    >>149690376
    4chon? really?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:19:44 No.149690595
    >>149690174
    yotsuba b ftw
    >> m00t !Fz9JuymAGM 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:07 No.149690659
    hi againnn guys love u all
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:12 No.149690672
    Fuck accounts, I'm going to 7chan, at least I can be anon there

    And you're all underage faggots anyways
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:21 No.149690695
    >>149688651

    fuck you i've had to use a proxy ever since >:(
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:30 No.149690720
    ok so /fk/ is under-18s post only....this way doesnt it mean that cp can be posted, legally? confused...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:38 No.149690744
    4chan is gonna shut down.
    moot has too many money losses on this site.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:41 No.149690752
    mootles, get in hear NAO!!
    >> !LYFEqdjqYQ 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:41 No.149690754
    Selling 4chong
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:20:52 No.149690779
    Moot is splitting up /b/, one will be all anon and the other will be all registered
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:21:25 No.149690866
    >>149690376
    I'd watch it.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:16 No.149690998
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    Goodbye /b/, I can take newfags but I can't take not being anonymous anymore
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:20 No.149691017
    THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WILL CHANGE THE WAY WE SEE THE WORLD GUYS, I PROMISE
    >> MJ RAGE Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:31 No.149691048
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    So I just saw this on TV and raged, anyone else pissed of that people are making money off of MJ calling him such a wonderful person when people shouldn't be wasting money on shit like this anyway?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ3h4FOaBD0
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:40 No.149691069
    4CHAN IS CLOSING DOWN SO NOA ALL YOU PASTY SKINNED NIGGER FAGGOTS WILL BE FORCED TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AND A LIFE
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:49 No.149691091
    Moot's going to announce he's gay.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:22:53 No.149691100
    It's a For Kids board you stupid bastards. and 7chan sucks even harder than 4chan
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:23:04 No.149691137
    *THE NEWS IS IN*

    HOLY SHIT, THIS IS HUGE:

    4chan is going to be sold,
    /b/ is being split up into 2 groups
    usernames are going to be required
    it is going to be a pay site
    and you just lost the game.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:23:31 No.149691215
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    Fear mongers unite and let's collectively panic.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:23:41 No.149691237
    HE'S SELLING 4CHAN

    GET READY FOR EVERYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:23:57 No.149691283
    /B/YE /B/YE /B/YE

    No more anonymous = no more /b/tards

    moot you're a fucking retard
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:02 No.149691299
    OP is a faggot. Saged.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:03 No.149691304
    Moot is just trolling us all.
    10/10 moot. good job!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:04 No.149691307
    >>149691017
    NO U
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:05 No.149691309
    moot going to host a tv show on ABC
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:14 No.149691345
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:39 No.149691403
    >So what are we going to do about it? The following are a few of the solutions I currently have in mind:

    > Split up the board: Following 2chan's lead with Nijiura, /b/ would be seperated in to several boards. 2chan presently has six Nijiura boards. Providing two versions of /b/—one with named posting enabled, and one with forced anonymity, is also an idea. One major concern with this proposal is that it would further spread out our already overtaxed moderation staff. Obviously, we can add more moderators, but that's always proved far easier said than done.

    >More visible moderation: During what many consider to be /b/'s "glory" days, it was not uncommon to see a trail of "(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" strewn across the board. There was once a time when "MODS" didn't equal "FAGS", but rather, "GODS". I hereby announce my intention to return to these times. I've long held that "Random" should be left more or less entirely to its own devices, but frankly, you sometimes often need us here to keep the crap at bay.

    >A "sage"-like function that actually works: sage has been misunderstood for ages—its primary function is not thread voting. Implementing a form of user moderation that actually impacts the content of the board, separate from the current reports system, ranks high on the list of possibilities.

    >Work will begin on implementing these changes as soon as possible. As I've said before: "Try to remain patient; good things take time."
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:55 No.149691453
    >>149691137

    holy shit! I can't fucking believe that, it's my worst fucking fear...especially the last item.... FUCK, NAO WHAT?!??!?!?!?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:24:55 No.149691454
    guise, which forum will be the new /b/ :(?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:04 No.149691481
    >>149691069

    Or just go to another *chan.

    Fucking retard.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:10 No.149691496
    where are you guys getting all of this info?

    I keep f5ing the news and nothing is coming up...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:13 No.149691510
    So long /b/ I'm going to MEXICO!!!!!!!!! CHUPAS MIS HUEVOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:19 No.149691517
    woot ze fuckz
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:20 No.149691521
    dybuq
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:21 No.149691534
    Whats that Faux News? PENISES ARE NOW OBSOLETE!? Aww damnit! Obsolete the day after I got mine. I guess thats just my luck.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:29 No.149691551
    >>149691237
    Everything bad is already happening, because of us.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:37 No.149691575
    inside source tells me:

    FORTUNE IS BE TIED TO EVERY POST

    ALL IMAGES ARE WATERMARKED WITH 4CHAN

    IF "CP" IS IN POST, USER IS AUTOBANNED

    CANNOT F5 MORE THAN 5 TIMES AN HOUR

    MODS ARE OUTSOURCED TO INDIA
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:25:40 No.149691581
    >>149691403

    fucked up the greentext...but you get the idea. It's all from the late 08' post about "the road ahead"
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:04 No.149691635
    >>149691403
    sauce?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:10 No.149691650
    Moot is getting a sex change and moving to Bangkok to work as a bar girl
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:16 No.149691676
    moot is going to bring back MATCH GAME and HUMAN TETRIS

    he's going to host both of them AT THE SAME TIME

    "Jane say- 'Tarzan normally beat chest. When He come home yesterday, he drunk. He no beat chest, he beat _____" AND DODGE THAT FUCKING WALL
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:24 No.149691689
    Knowing moot, he'll delay the news for another month.

    He's the king of procrastination.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:24 No.149691693
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    OBAMA is resigning ? oh NOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:26 No.149691709
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:55 No.149691774
    >>149691496
    They're pulling it out their asses.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:26:56 No.149691777
    Is there any chance he can sell 4chan to Kimmo Alm? That would suck
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:12 No.149691827
    >>149690720
    >>149690720
    >>149690720
    >>149690720
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:20 No.149691844
    "The Road Ahead" announcement isn't going to be made tonight.

    Scroll back to the time of the screen:
    "There will be a brief downtime later tonight. More details to follow.
    → Follow: status.4chan.org & @4chan ←"

    That was left over and forgotten about, too.

    Moot WAS 20K in debt months ago. He prolly ended up owing a bunch more than that. 4 Chan is supposedly worth over a million dollars, based on unique hits and popularity.

    Something IS going to change. 4 Chan is a hot property, but Anons are a pretty tough bunch to make money off of. Moot would sell if he could pay off all debts and walk away with a nice stash, but /b/tards would prolly burn down the place if there was registration, more ads, or a credit card sign up like the new owners did at Consumption Junction.

    On the other hand, moot is 20K+ in the hole. Something has to change, or 4 Chan just slides down the tubes on its own.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:20 No.149691845
    posting in last anon thread
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:22 No.149691852
    The news is moot is MJ love child
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:26 No.149691858
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    were you guys one of the fortunate to see yesterdays new post before it was removed, i think moot might be rewording it be more vague and not seem greedy
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:36 No.149691884
    >>149691309
    i would watch it and masturbate to his face. with my finger in my butthole.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:35 No.149691887
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    The new 4chan.

    I, for one, welcome our new MySpace overlords.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:43 No.149691900
    >>149688651
    April furs day was fucking genius. We a need a "Poast ending in" board....
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:43 No.149691902
    >>149691575

    mad lulz
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:43 No.149691905
    the suspense is a motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:27:46 No.149691918
    >>149682270
    GUYS I KNOW WHAT IT IS

    THE FIRST PERSON TO POST WITH THE NUMBER STARTING IN 15, WINS!
    AND GETS A CERTAIN REWARD, FK IS JUST MOOT BEING A TRAWLOL
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:28:00 No.149691951
    BREAKING NEWS:
    ----------------------------
    USERS MUST NOW SELF-IDENTIFY WITH A USERNAME AND A PASSWORD THAT THEY WILL USE TO LOG IN PRIOR TO EACH USE OF THE 4CHAN MESSAGE BOARDS.

    =((((( =(((((((( =(((((((((((((((

    I'm fucking sad
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:28:09 No.149691971
    Paid accounts no less, just like SA.

    Well you can count on my 10 bucks, m00t! <3

    I love fourchen!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:28:10 No.149691977
    >>149691575

    An hero.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:28:31 No.149692016
    Wry does /fk/ have a links to the /nsfw/ boards like /hc/?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:29:10 No.149692117
    I KNOW WHATS GOING ON. FIRST OF ALL 4CHAN IS NOT GOING TO BE SOLD. SECOND OF ALL. THEY WILL NOT HAVE USERNAMES. WHAT HE IS DOING IS ALOWING YOUTUBE EMBDED VIDEOS LIKE 7CHAN
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:29:24 No.149692161
    >>149682270

    your a fucking idiot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:29:37 No.149692190
    m00t is most likely trolling the fuck out of weak minded and gullible /b/tards and will win over 9000 internets for doing so. Good job m00t.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:29:37 No.149692193
    I think 4chan is fine as it in, cancer, old UI included. Only improvements would be 24h before threads 404. They would lock (read-only) after the current 404 time out but remain readable for 24h. Just a thought.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:29:37 No.149692195
    /b/ is merging with facebook
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:30:13 No.149692296
    >>149691918

    15 GET
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:30:16 No.149692307
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    Moot is announcing his sex change, he already sent me some pics on MSN, i know him IRL.

    I hope he doesnt see this...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:30:19 No.149692312
    >>149682849
    >>149682849
    >>149682849
    OH FUUUUU----
    >> Anonymous 07/31/09(Fri)20:30:40 No.149692366
    So if it's forced user accounts or pay site or something, where are we all going, 7chan?



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