ITT: things women should know about men
We get boners for no reason.
we slap women for no reason
The most outgoing men have no souls. They will never be able to give women what they want.
we talk to women because we want to fuck them and nothing else, if we want a sandwich done right we'll make it ourselves
if you swallow, we will respect you and put up with all your shit.
we will never be completely honest with them
>>145846263We will *always* look at your ass if you have your back turned.
for fuck sake, if have a boyfriend or you're not interested could you just say so within the first five minutes of a conversation
We always wonder, Why are you out of the kitchen.
We all think women have bad taste in music, and lack individualism. Women are followers.
>>145846519Yeah, women in relationships always go into long conversations with men who might be interrested. But doesn't mention the relationship. TEASES!!!!!!!
Women are born to bread not to read.
if you like a guy then do the first step
syyauqu
Get off your high horses, and stop dropping hints. If you're interested, make the first step fucking pussies.
>>145845875I shall leave this herehttp://rapidshare.com/files/254071840/mggog8fsj1.zip
we're aware that you like dead beat or bad boys which is why we don't show you respect and if we did you'd friendzone us anyways.
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>>145846864So were you, apparently.
>>145847139White knight or woman
>>145846075>>145846176>>145846189samefag
men have dicks
>>145845875we don't care about what you say. we just want to fuck you
Men don't give a shit.Whatever it is. We don't really give a tuppenny fuck. Just point at it, and we'll fix it. We don't care about it.
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it shrinks when it's cold
everywomen that has a baby is used AND damaged goods
Men aren't boys.You see those pricks on tv who look like 16yr old girls and act like they're scared of everything? Those are boys. Don't go out with a man and expect a boy.
Question for you men - Would you really prefer an assertive, honest woman who plainly states they're looking for a relationship?I honestly don't reckon most guys like that kind of behaviour.
>>145847204Nolol, that guy just can't spell. All women are lying sacks of shit.
Most of us will fuck you even if you are fat and/or ugly.
>>145847861I'm more than happy with that.
>>145847861I don't see any tits "mister" troll
>>145847861You're very fucking wrong.
>>1458478611: A woman who claims to be "assertive" is usually just rude.2: If she wants a relationship it means she's got STD from having banged all the hot guys and you're the ugly, boring safe guy she'll leech off because her skanky, plague.infested reputation has made every other guy run for the hills.
>>145847861Stupid troll, there are no guys on the internets.
>>145847861wrong, if a women I had a long conversion with said bluntly said, " hey wanna come to my place a fuck?" Do you think we would say no.
>>145848138Doesn't it kinda put you on guard at first though? I feel that most guys would start getting defensive.. I dunno how to explain it. Just that in my personal experience, letting the guy think that he's in control of the situation, that he's initiating it makes things go more smoothly.and>>145848138Go fist yourself please.
>>145847861Men do. Men like women who know what they want. I love women who are assertive and strong and don't flap around all day waiting to be led.Boys don't like assertive women because they're weak and still want to play like children with little girls.Unfortunately boys are all women seem to want. Then they bitch about there being no real men in the world. Thank god my gf is German, they still appreciate men over there.
>>145847861"reckon" "behaviour" ?
>>145847861YES DAMNIT
>>145846260I can agree with that.
We will want to fuck you up the ass more than we want to fuck you in the pussy provided you're not an unhygienic pig down there.
When a woman says what she thinks the man is about to do what he wants. Usually beatings. Lots of beating...
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men have PENIS
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>>145848461If you're interested then fucking say so. If you aren't then fucking say so. Stop wasting both of our fucking time.
moar tits!
>>145848461say what you will but the vote is unanimous Mr, sensitive
>>145847861This would be a refreshing change from the bullshit games you cunts play with us. Personally, I quit trying to figure out why women play stupid mind games, I just accept it and after having done so, come to realize that 90% of you are full of shit liars who don't even know what *you* want. So yeah, be honest and forthright. Good luck with that.
We tell our friends everything too. Everything.
>>145847522>>145846515Samefag
>>145845875CP VIDhttp://rapidshare.com/files/254071840/mggog8fsj1.zip
Useless tards.
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>>145847861>>145847861>>145847861>>145847861I WOULD FUCKIN LOVE THAT. Im rather passive and will do anything that is needed of me, that type of woman i would love.
We judge all women by how much we would like to have sex with them. This affects all aspects of our interaction with them. Hot chicks who are bitches will still get more than their fair share of niceties and attention. Ugly/fat chicks who are nice will get less than their fair share of appreciation. The degree to which this is experienced will vary per male. Men who know they are less desirable to the female population will be less likely to chase the hot bitch and more likely to appreciate the fat/ugly nice girl.Take that to the bank nigga.
>>145848492Yes anon.Austfag spelling.
Overrated fucktards, have propensity to homosexuality and lies
Men think with their PENIS 50% of the time and their minds the other 50%Women go on brain 10% and their emotions or additude at the current time 90% of the time
When we say that we love you, we're only trying to fuck you.
>>145849335Speaks truth. Cruel beautiful truth.
men don't like women that have stupid friends who make up imaginary rumors about the man to get her friend to stop dating / seeing him.
>>145849476But when you say you love us, you better fucking mean it.
RULE #3 NEWFAG
>>145845875Michael Jackson naked pichttp://rapidshare.com/files/254071840/mggog8fsj1.zip
Let's see, many of us are on to your BS player games, so we play back, and will fuck you and leave you crying. Stop playing games, and maybe you'll end up with a real relationship. Additionally, if you are ashamed of your pussy, and won't let us play with it, then perhaps you should get a sex change.
>>145849598Agreed.
We don't want to hear you fart. Never. If we hear you fart we will never be able to fap to you again. Never.
There are two types of men:1) Men who realize that, when it comes to dating, women don't know what the fuck they're doing. It's the woman's job to be emotional and not understand, while the man guides the relationship towards sex.2) Men who don't know what they're doing and need an assertive woman to guide the relationship towards sex. To find an assertive woman, that is also attractive, and is also attracted to loser guys, is one in a million.
>>145849526OH GOD YES, PLEASE DON'T INTRODUCE US TO YOUR SHALLOW AND/OR FEMINAZI FRIENDS PLEASE!
nyphvw
you should show us your tits when told to or GTFO.
>>145849888I have one from the second category :D(in b4 enjoy your hand, etc)
>>145845875The women being direct and telling a man that they want a relationship on the first encounter is far too direct. Imagine it if you will to a guy saying I love you on the first date. Red flag...screams emotional damage.So hit the first date, everything goes well (You dont have a boyfriend/are interested) then exchange means of communication. theses days only cockbites wait the "3 days before calling" and will want to communicate with you...they just dont want to do it first. So make the first move (girls) and wait. 3 days and unless hellfire has been brought...then he probably wasnt interested.
>>145849888>>145849888>>145849888Hey, we are not losers, we are just not cocky and arrogant. We us our brain a lot more, but lose the guidance of our cocks to make our decisions.
If you like a guy but don't think he confident enough JUST FUCK HIM AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE nothing gives a confidence boost like girl that want to get on top of you
Many of us only give a fuck about tits if they are an extra-special pair. If they're just okay, you better have a nice ass.
>>145850359aren't*
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>>145850242>>145847861woah woah, I thought we were talking about fucking on as soon as possible not falling in 'love' as soon as possible. Was I the only one that thought this
Most of us (well, not us, but the irl non-/b/tard virgins) don't mind if you aren't clean shaven, but you better not have a wild garden down there. And shave your ass hair too. That ain't cool.
tits or gtfo
we could treat you with respect but it would take longer to get in your pants that wayif we had a height of a height of 6 feet, tons of money and a title of 'prince or knight' then we would be us because we know it's what the real delusional women want
ATTENTION ALL VAGINA-BEARERS.1. If we want a long-lasting a meaningful relationship, we will say so. 2. Your friends are retarded.3. I swear to God, if you cannot communicate with me in clear English with proper pronunciation and grammar, I will rage.4. Life is not a movie.5. LIFE IS NOT A MOVIE. Do not expect the incredibly romantic moments or the dramatic rescues you will see on a screen. Those (memorable) moments come in an instant to the writers, just as the come out of thin air for us.6. Depression = Boner killer.under9000. Your little brother is fucking annoying.Pheh.
also, tell us if u have something disgusting with ur body, we don't want to be having sex with you and find a frigging mole the size of a thumbnail on ur vag.
We don't mind a pussy that isn't shaved ( at the very least kept neat ), but a bald pussy is 100% better in all situations, so do us both a favour and shave that shit.
>>145851622'Life is not a movie'. We know.But still sometimes...*sigh*:3
breasts are good, don't think your're breasts are too big. if you considor your breasts being small, get + to bewbage size. it's all good =Dbtw i am a sadist, i laugh at people screaming in fear.
