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    19 KB Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)17:56:33 No.143472714  
    Michael Jackson was just rushed to the hospital after cardiac arrest. Your thoughts, /b/?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)17:57:34 No.143472911
    i gotta take a shit?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)17:58:06 No.143473007
    he dead you retard
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)17:58:51 No.143473154
    balls kinda itch, actually
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)17:59:27 No.143473232
    >>143473007
    No, he's not. At least it hasn't been announced yet. He's in the hospital.
    Death comes in threes. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, and now MJ.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:02:35 No.143473462
    lol
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:04:07 No.143473536
    He is not dea, he has millions of $$$.. He won't die.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:04:24 No.143473585
    b/ , everyone get in here,
    epic win iminent
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:04:41 No.143473631
    I cannot fap to this.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:05:02 No.143473681
    He converted to Islam. Does he now get 72 virgins in the form of boys?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:05:33 No.143473715
    goodnight, sweet king.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:07:55 No.143473900
    He's reported dead

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090625/ten-pop-icon-michael-jackson-dead-tmz-co-c3b52a1.html
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:10:28 No.143473981
    >>143473900
    TMZ is hardly a credible source.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:12:18 No.143474060
    QUICK
    SOMEONE
    MAKE
    A
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
    PIC
    DO
    IT
    FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:13:14 No.143474078
    bmrcgvu
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:13:28 No.143474084
    oh god, i love michael jackson :(
    >> ​Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:14:41 No.143474095
    most people don't survive cardiac arrest, especially if the actual arrest event is unwitnessed.

    10 minutes after the heart stops your chance of ever coming back is 0% if CPR isn't initiated-- you lose 10% of brain function every minute after the arrest starts.

    survival rate with CPR alone during those 10 minutes is 2-5% at best; survival rate with CPR and AED use within those 10 minutes is 50-55% optimally; however, not all rhythms are shockable and sometimes you wind up just doing CPR.

    mind you survival does not mean you're conscious or normal or without brain damage. most people who survive are brain damaged or brain dead. it's rare to survive a cardiac arrest and return to your normal life.

    he's probably a veggie, or dead.

    good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:15:15 No.143474160
    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this
    -afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

    LA Times reporting he's in a coma, but since that's one of the worst papers in the world, I wouldn't count on it's accuracy.
    >> final !CwLlmhkCE2 06/25/09(Thu)18:15:37 No.143474211
    good night, sweet prince
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:15:44 No.143474231
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    >>143474084
    Me too :'(
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:16:34 No.143474384
    Sounds like he got struck by a smooth criminal.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:16:53 No.143474447
    My friend here is drunk on less than one can of beer.

    His thoughts "I don't really give a crap, but actually,... there is a problem... with his disposition.. you know the court, we will never understand what went on."
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:17:40 No.143474611
    324 children released from michael jacksons basement today after he suffers from cardiac arrest... police say the children were found in a large cage filled with empty bags of dog food standing up to their ankles in their own feces
    >> Aww 06/25/09(Thu)18:17:44 No.143474620
    I guess his heart decided to no longer "beat it"
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:04 No.143474675
    >>143474231

    dat forehead
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:14 No.143474724
    >>143474084
    >oh god, i loveD michael jackson :(

    fixed
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:23 No.143474768
    FFFFFFFFUUUUUU :( Who's dead. Shamon.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:27 No.143474784
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    Fuck yeah my nigger
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:29 No.143474794
    Thriller is the best pop album of all times

    RIP sweet prince

    my condoleances to Bubbles :(
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:35 No.143474817
    Good riddance
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:44 No.143474851
    According to E which they plastered all over the TV he's dead
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:18:51 No.143474885
    Good night, sweet KING.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:19:09 No.143474962
    i dont give a flying fuck
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:19:17 No.143475006
    >>143473232
    fuck ed mcman and fuck farra fawsit....loser nobodys
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:19:42 No.143475119
    sky news is saying hes in a coma
    and that its not comfirmed hes dead
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:19:50 No.143475151
    So, who has the Death Note?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:20:07 No.143475214
    >>143475006
    You, sir, are an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:20:23 No.143475288
    he died when he found out that there is no CP on /b/
    >> An African American 06/25/09(Thu)18:20:43 No.143475368
    Goodnight Sweet Prince
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:12 No.143475505
    inb4 cp shitstorm
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:28 No.143475574
    Reuters reports its a HOAX
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:29 No.143475580
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    someone say MJ??
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:33 No.143475599
    LET'S GANG RAPE HIS CORPSE
    >> this will be... his last performance... meatspace explorer 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:33 No.143475601
    when do i get to see him in the Vader helmet with breathing sound effects.... GRR
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:35 No.143475612
    SRSLY. He was a sweet prince. I love him.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:42 No.143475643
    hes in a coma
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:21:53 No.143475689
    Despite his weird lifestyle and fucked up looks the man had some kicking tunes back in the day.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:22:02 No.143475713
    Nothing can shock me since Diana.

    Xreetzy
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:22:14 No.143475777
    LA Times says he's now dead
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:22:28 No.143475841
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    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:22:36 No.143475870
    CNN reports he is in a coma
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:23:03 No.143475969
    he saw /b/
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:23:04 No.143475972
    This sure is an easy way for him to get out of all of his debt he's accrued.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:23:12 No.143476014
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    eat this.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:25:27 No.143476236
    Michael Jackson is in the UCLA medical center and the anchors are saying they are checking their blogs for new reports.

    1.go to fauks news website
    2. pose as a staff member of the UCLA medical center
    3. say michale is about to die
    4.????
    5. PROFIT!
    REQUESTIN IMMEDIATE /b/LACKUP

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529103,00.html


    bumping for great justice! if we get enough people saying he died on the fawks site they will say it on the news!


    tmc.com is where fox news is getting the news reports from
    GO ON THERE AND SAY HIS HEART IS FAILING
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:26:22 No.143476278
    fyqxd
    >> Movie Theater Lad !j.OoiTlVrk 06/25/09(Thu)18:28:29 No.143476346
    The fact that so many people on /b/ are making fun of him and calling him a nigger kinda upsets me.

    I know this is /b/, and I shouldn't expect much, but the fact that so many of these kids think they're funny for dissing one of the single greatest entertainers in history makes me genuinely disappointed.

    There's a reason why this board was renamed Goodnight Sweet Prince.

    Because this is a tragedy.

    This is just like when Elvis and John Lennon died. Micheal may have fallen from grace, but he was still a Legend. A legendary entertainer, a legendary dancer.

    He is one of the most important figures in modern culture.

    Show some respect.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:31:20 No.143476386
    >>143473631
    lawl
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:32:38 No.143476414
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    "...too young..."
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:33:31 No.143476497
    http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/?icid=main|aimzones|dl4
    |link3|http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/


    Pronounced dead
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:33:34 No.143476512
    >>143476346

    dont take this place too serious
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:33:59 No.143476567
    >>143476346
    This.

    I agree with you anon. Truly an end of an era.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:34:08 No.143476576
    >>No.143476346

    You're right, he's touched me in more ways then one.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:34:48 No.143476637
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    Michael Jackson has died from a heart attack aged 50.

    It's the first time he has been fucked by anything older than 12.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:36:17 No.143476740
    Michael Johnson was a hack. He took what he had and fucked it up beyond all reason. He should have been happy with all he was given and moved on.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:37:45 No.143476792
    >>143476346

    Get the FUCK OUT MAH /b/!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:37:56 No.143476798
    Don't worry guys, the paramedics administered CP.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:40:52 No.143476886
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    >Micheal Jackson died of cardiac arrest, a.k.a. a heart attack.

    He was a menace to society and needed to be eliminated!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:40:54 No.143476892
    Hey doctor hows that plastic heart opperation....

    Surgical yo heart so you can do the can can.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:42:07 No.143477175
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    He ded? PETA must be pissed right now.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:42:31 No.143477292
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    >>143476886
    Damn you Kira!
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:43:20 No.143477537
    >>143476798

    lulz
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:43:36 No.143477626
    >>143476886
    >>143477292
    Fucking lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:44:15 No.143477700
    bump
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:47:39 No.143477915
    ventricular fibrillation is the new king of pop....

    any docfags in the house? no pun intended
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:48:03 No.143477957
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/index.html
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:48:40 No.143477976
    KILL CONFIRMED

    the money is in your account
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:52:44 No.143478058
    msnbc has comfirmed MJ's death. R.I.P. sweet prince. Moot, we can haz thriller nao?
    >> Anonymous 06/25/09(Thu)18:54:04 No.143478330
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    >>143477915
    I lol'd



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