Nursing major.. pretty self explanatory

physical therapy most likely.

PSYCHOLOGY

Pre med- be a doctor, boss nurses around

Archaeology~

Electrical engineering major.. i wantz work in company.

arabic and political science with a minor in persian

i will become a supah sekrit spai

Anthropology. Probably cultural.

physics graduate student.
continue working on fusion energy.

>>139699935

Electronics Engineering Tech

COMP SCI

Farsi Language

Mechanical Engineering with a specialty in Alternative Energy. Once I'm done I plan on going into defense contracting.

I plan on being the first person to make a tank run off of alternative fuel fast and effectively.

Upon failing that, I will be the first to create a tank that runs off the energy of the dead soldiers it runs over. A little extreme, but I'll deal with it.

environmental engineering grad student

i will clean shit up

Triple majoring in computer engineering, software engineering, and applied mathematics.

I'm not leaving for awhile.

>>139700679
>>139700480

shoma az man mefahmeed?

Japanese

Music Industry. Best major ever.

French and (lol) Japanese

gonna translaaaate

Philosophy.

I want to work for volvo.

Medical Technology

>>139700916
LoL weaboo

applied mathematics

Computer Systems

>>139700916
lol weaboofaggot
also economics

Film Editor

computer foren-sex

political sciences.

gonna be the president of the united states

might change to architecture tho

Work for NASA/ESA/JAXA.

Aerospace Eng + Physics majors

im gonna be a chef

cs and math

Medicine

computer science
system.out.print("hello world!");

Airport Management and Air traffic Control yeah bitches

Chem minoring in Poli Sci and English Lit

Nutrition, Dietition, Registered Nursing, Liscensed nursing, possible Physical trainer.

bioengineering

I'd rather be doing research in biochemistry though.

I'll probably end up at a laboratory/manufacturing job for a biotech company.

electrical engineering, probably gonna double major with something like music theory though also

graphic design
century gothic is my lover

>>139701044
Yay me too. But I also may teach, or go to med school to be a doctor or try to get a job in forensics. I don't have my heart set on anything.

Green Building and Community Design

>>139701368
cout << "Hello World!" << endl;

Fuck Comp Sci. I want to transfer, I hate it.

Human Services / Psych / Social Work

Might be the only Human Services Major in my college that believes Mary Jane should be legalized completely...

>>139701331
A doctor ... on 4chan? Sweet.

Not in uni yet. When I do, Law.

Mechanical Engineering and go work for a kickass place like Bell Helicopter or Lockheed Martin

Romance Languages (i.e. french and spanish double major) and a posssible minor in German.I want to teach High school Spanish, French, and German.
-In b4 ridicule.

BFA Game Art and Design

lol what a fucking joke. A year out of college and still no job, just internship after internship

shoulda stuck with drug dealing

>>139700305
Just finished up nursing. Getting ready to be bossed around by this asshole.

Sociology. Want to do law or education and both can be segued into via sosh.

Classics

Major in Management

You'll be working for me faggots

>>139701673
same!

business...taking lsat for law scool

Early Childhood Education

>>139701499
Not a doctor yet retard, it's college major not occupation.

Art History... I'm fucked.

Biomedical Engineering. Sure as hell don't know what i'm gunna do with it...and i graduate in 2 semesters.

Major in Math. Actually, Mr/Ms Business Fag, you'll be working for me.

electrical engineering grad student.

yes I'm a geek. I'm comfortable with that

Religious education

math and chemical engineering. id like to 1. work for a drug/biotech company or 2. be a math professor, havent decided yet

bachelor's electrical engineering, master's optics, currently getting phd in electrical engineering

Landscape Architecture..............yeah....lol.

Visual Arts

>>139701469
Same

Microbiology Graduate student. I wanted to be an academic. Now I have realized I would rather teach highschool science.

Flute performance. And I am a straight male.

>>139700219
same as ^

Geology

>>139699935

I give this beautiful pr0n to you, my fellow /b/tard
(no underage b&, I promise) *wink wink*

http://rapidshare.com/files/239081351/porn_pics.zip

architecture

In an honors program for Finance and Industrial Engineering.

I am set for life.

illustration

art education, minor in music education and english.

chinese/IR

english

English Literature -- gonna get my masters and Ph. D, then go to seminary and get a Masters of Divinity and be a pastor.

>>139700793

بله

دارم الان به فارسی مقالهءی می نویسم

i went to my community college. i got an aas ... computer information systems. that was my major. minored in web site development.

... i'm interested in neither. i just wanna drive

Screenwriting and play writing. So, like, starving I guess.

econ, and im in med school now. damn right.

Media Informatics
I can make websites that look pretty.

>>139701673 Quid Agus in Hodie?

Biochem -> Accelerated PharmD

Math and education. Math teacher. 2 years of the 5 left, all I have to do from here out is pass.

>>139701375
>>139701375

Oh God... why would you do that to yourself?

physics... who the fuck knows

computer information systems

>>139701476
Yea I started with nursing school...didnt like that so I didnt finish. I've been working in a medical lab for a while as a phlebotomist to pay my way through college...decided I'll just become a MT.

Im actually a theater major but not an actor. I work as a sound designer and I do some stage design here and there

physics and maybe engineering

Journalism

>>139701820
I believe in passion and all, but you need to be a BIT more practical. What are you gonna do? Hope to be featured on the History channel?

Still in HS but probably electric engineering. It seems pretty popular around here.

Biomolecular engineering

R&D for me, I guess :/

>>139699935
Philosophy: I have no clue... do a master in philosophy?

>>139702466

that's a MAJOR for you?

Mechanical Engineering for my BS, going to Purdue for a master's in Aerospace.

bsba

math

civil engineering grad student

I'm gonna build buildings and shit

History

ArcheoEthnobotany

1. Chemical Engineering
2. Economics
(a) minor in Computer Science
(b) minor in Japanese

5 years plus summers, 197 credits. Lehigh University

Aerospace Engineering. Hopefully gonna work for NASA or the military.

You said "ITT: your college major".

But the real ITT to this is what we plan on doing later, with the degree.

I was going to answer, but I don't know the answer to the real ITT.

Biotechnology with a minor in criminology.

>>139702945

One major done correctly > many majors + minors

Real Estate Law

Journalism

>>139702945

I hope you get the best job in the world, because if you don't... I hope you had fun ruining your life.

civil engineering idk make more freeways in california

Secondary Education, accreditation in both Math and English. Not 100% sure whether I want to stay for my Master's or not...

Ecological Biology

Gonna be working for the EPA

Faggotry

Major in political science and a minor in international relations. Going into the Air Force as an officer after I get out of school.

Fire and Emergency Services
EMT-Paramedic

journalism. though i'm thinking of putting it on hold to get my network admin certs...

i find that college is to expensive to pay for when I work half time at a $14.50 job.

DOUBLING
ECONOMICS AND INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS

FUCK YOU ALL I'M ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN

History major with teaching minor.

Start in a high school, work my way to a college so i can actually teach.

Russian and Geology.

>>139703062

ChemE done correctly. Currently have job in the field.

>>139703026
Same here, only with a Bachelor of Science in Astronomy as well, and I'll probably minor in Japanese (JAXA ftw).

>>139702466
Cool I majored in that too!, for like two years

economics/math here. gonna go into the stock market, use my math skills to use some crazy formula for predicting good investments or some shit, and then make fat wads of cash.

Paleontology undergrad, considering doing anthropology as a double major.

Culinary Arts

CC>CCC>CEC til 45 then get my CCE and teach til i die

Travel, tourism, and commercial recreation management. starting year 5 this fall, im pretty close to failing out and moving to south america

>>139700125
same

English

psychology...

thinking of switching to communications

>>139703284
question, whats the difference between officers and recruits? like recruits "yes sir" to u?

UNF history major, wanna be a history teacher :S

>>139703430
uhm no. Do not do this. you will lose money.

>>139703525

From the easiest major to the fucking joke of college eh?

Right now Lib Arts, when I transfer to my 4 year I'ma double major in Anthropology and History, might throw in Sociology for good measure. I want PhD's in all 3. Also show great proficiency in English and strongly considering throwing that into the mix. Throw enough shit at the wall eventually some of it'll stick, amirite?

General Studies

>>139703543

You get paid better, everyone who is retarded and went into the military out of high school has to suck my dick on command, more opportunity to advance, and basically they don't treat you like a retard as they do if you just enlist. It's more of a real job.

>>139702814
We'll, I'd say it's a pretty specific area of study.

>>139703543

I want to know this too; I'm humoring the idea of joining the service after my master's

Women's Studies... Not sure what I will do with it

Poli Sci and Econ.

First stop House, then Senate, then Governorship, and then White House.

>>139703224
>>139703224
plz fix nyc. this shit is a mess

Physics
minor in Astronomy

>>139703254
Ecology, kill it with fire. Though I won't deny it's usefulness.

Human resources

Psychology here.
To the person in the last thread (just found this one) who said NYU doesn't give full scholarships, I have this to say:
TAP FTW

>>139703656
How many times can I say 'throw' in one paragraph, eh?

>>139703390
My Anth. prof and his office-mate the History prof informed me to abandon the high school path as it makes it harder to get a job in a college.

law/psychology

BSci.
Majoring in Murder.

Gonna be a Murderer.

>>139703264

NOOO

Graphic Design. Fuck this shit.

Computer Science. Programmer.

English. Creative Writing, specifically. Plan on teaching. But I kind of want to get my MFA.

>>139703934

I lol'd.

Information Security. Leet hax0r. I took computer science III

Journalism - Written

looks like im set to be an econ major as of now...

i guess i'll flip burgers or something.

>>139703934

I see wut u did thar

comp sci

Music: Vocal Performance.

Yep, I'm THAT ghey.

Aerospace Engineering, Math, and Education. I plan on working somewhere like Boeing, or at an airline working as a engineer, or even as a high school teacher. All sounds good, especially if they pay me well enough.

Dual major, linguistics and international relations.

Gonna enjoy my entry-level $56k salary.

an heroing

Professional Wrestling.

>>139703764
What in god's name are you doing on /b/???
And why did you take that program?>!>!>!

>>139703678
u too

>>139703934

Thought that was more a BFA thing

>>139704417
Doing what?

naturalpathic physician

>>139700689
Some type of engineering, most likely mechanical, materials, or electrical. Haven't declared yet. Might end up doing a double major or some shit. Who knows.

>>139702538

prima lux est, sine somnum sum

ITT: faggots that wish they were smart enough to be taking all these science classes

Political Science for me

All the International Relations and Political Science fags should get together and forge a new country amirite?

biophysics

wow we're all a bunch of fags

Industrial Engineering; Supply chain Optimization for Walmart. I make 124k a year 2 years out of College.

applied math... i have no fucking clue why other than i love math.

Mathematics, going to become an actuary

Best job in the country fuckers

English

Psychology. Going to be a psychologist.

>>139704602

why because we don't intend to flip burgers at mcdonalds?

It was computer science but I'm changing it to graphic artist.

How to get a job:

Computer Science
Anything Engineering (minus bio-anything Engineering)
Pharmacy
Audiology
Education (w/ Math and Science background)
Optometery

How to get an overrated job that requires 8-10 years of brutal post-college work to start earning any sort of decent income:

Med, Law

How to waste a lot of money and learn something esoteric:

Everything else

Mechanical Engineering and Industrial design, I want to work in the auto industry, hopefully with electric cars

mathematics and computer security double... then i'm going to join the coast guard and drive ships, using neither

I just got an Aerospace Engineering degree in December 2008.

Haven't found a job yet, and it looks like I won't be finding one for a long time.

For anyone who just graduated: unless you know someone in the industry or were able to have an internship with a company, good luck finding a job. All of the people recently laid off and have 10 years' experience are applying for all of the entry-level positions and are accepting lower pay just to have a job.

Sucks pretty hardcore. Sepukku with a frisbee sounds about right...

civil engineering, structural emphasis. masters in architectural engineering. I'm gonna design the next empire state building

Inglesh

economics. hopefully i get a job as a professor. not soulcrushing and being in a college town guarantees me a constant supply of weed and shrooms

english.

it doesn't matter what my degree is in. i just need to have one, and have good grades, so i can work for the government again. will probably be smashing people's heads into windows, etc. DHS for the win.

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>>139704862
>>139704862
>>139704862
>>139704862

THIS
/thread

Computer SCIENCE minor math

note the SCIENCE... not some faggot teir IT or SE bullshite. I read my SICP everyday and am an EXPERT schemer. Can't stand the unshowered videogaming faggot weaboos everywhere in my major. Oh well, I'm better at all this than any of them (which is sad because most of them think they are great at "computer science").

Computer Science != computers.

im planning on mechanical engineering cause that seems pretty cool and interesting and they make bank. but i looked at the course outline and they are hard fucking classes the first 2 years, crazy ass calculus shit. PLUS the counsler said i would need AT LEAST a 3.over 9000 in those classes to have a chance to get into the Oregon state engineering program. and i dunno where else there is to go in oregon. now im kinda doubting myself cause i know i cant get those grades :(

i dont know what to do now. im thinking nursig? they make bank too.... what else is therE?

>>139704799
McDonalds has great benefits for their employees.

Major is my Major

English, minor in CWing and Library Sciences.

I want to be a librarian, or an editor I'd teach if I got desperate.

I just really, really fucking love books.

>>139700791
>>139700791

>Triple majoring in computer engineering, software >engineering, and applied mathematics.

Fellow computer engineer here. That's absolutely pointless. Waste of time and money. One degree in computer engineering is enough to get anything. I'm speaking from experience.

Unless you have time and money to kill, drop the other two.

Doctorate in Percussion Performance, hope to teach...God I'm good.

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>>139705229

You should be able to score a librarian job... it's not THAT hard.

>>139701305

you can major in couter strike?!?!?! :D

>>139704654
>>139704661
MATH FTW!!!!

Pharmacy.

Protip: Do a professional degree or don't bother at all.

>>139702424

meh can no one understand this?

Information Science and Technology. Starting at a major consulting firm in September.

>>139703439

What's paleontology like?

music performance

i will play the bass and trombone for a living

BFA in Theatre. just graduated last month niggers

>>139705331

you're clever.

Computer Multimedia Programming and Design...just so iz can x-ray pics and make a site about it. FUCK YEAH!

>>139705317

I know it isn't that difficult, but ideally, I want to have a head librarian job at a huge library. The New York Public Library is gorgeous, and I'd love to work there.

I realize I don't really need a English/LS degree to get a job at a library- hell, I'm already interning at one. But I like it, weird as that may be.

Telecommunication Arts. w00t.

if you aren't majoring in pure or applied mathematics you're an absolute failure

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newfags can't triforce

Music Performance

I am a Flutist

Applied Computer Science. Basically easy mode Computer Science with less math and foreign language requirements. Requires internship in other country.

Geography

>>139705229

*. I'd

ACS certified Chemistry with a Math minor

Undergrad: aerospace engineering and naval architecture/marine engineering with a paleontology minor
Masters & soon to be PhD in Aerospace engineering.

With those shitty degrees, I was hoping to continue what I'm doing now, which is designing new propulsion systems capable of suborbital hypersonic flight. Maybe make a submersible some day.

Triple majoring in Finance, Management, and Spanish.

Plans: Make money in Latin America.

was chemistry, just changed to engineering physics

>>139705545

True, except you will have the most skull-fuckingly boring job on the planet for the amount of education you have received. Have fun ringing up sticks of gum and giving people directions to the bathroom while in your little booth next to the tacky Halloween decorations.

>>139705846
Not weird at all. School literally changed my life and I love every second of it. Part of why I wanna teach at a college, then it'll never end. And who knows, maybe I'll score some sweet student ass.

Linguistics. I suppose I'll translate or interpret.

East Asian Studies nigger!!!

exercise science for pre-physical therapy

but, this is fucking anon...soo..

I'm actually Pre-law, Pre-med and Pre-Millionaire Astronaut

goddanm design. it's hell.

>>139705082
>>139704862
samefag, amirite?

Starting a Bachelor of science in Information Technology at GA Southern next fall

>>139705846

What the hell? That actually sounds like a comfortable life right there...

ITT: People who aren't in college

self study..ing

human potential development

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O NO MULTIPLE VARIABLES AND MATRICES AND SHIT> GET A BRAIN DUMBASS> YOU AINT NO MECHANICAL ENGINEER>

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HELP

>>139703707
Someone needs to get a military job, like submarine officer.

>>139705692

Basically it's a hybrid BSc degree in terms of what courses you took, since you take mostly evolutionary biology, earth science and zoology courses, with a few physical anthropology courses thrown into the mix. First year's just basic stuff, but it gets much more interesting as you go on.

>>139704513

Working as a foreign service officer.

Right now, my Associate of Arts degree at the College of Southern Nevada, then transfer to a four year university (hopefully not UNLV) to get my bachelors in Journalism.

I plan to make tea at the BBC.

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weeaboo

PhD, Computer Science. Aeronautical systems design for Lockheed Martin.

Post-Bac taking pre-med course work.

I am gonna go to med school I can cure fail and AIDS.

engineering technologist

>>139706090

oh man, i'm a pharmacy tech right now. if i had to work this job for the rest of my life i'd top myself.

Scientology

biochemistry and biomedical sciences. i'm going to research the fucked up brain chemistry of /b/tards

>>139705229
are you a girl? without a lisp?

Metallurgy major, Materials Science minor. Future plans? I have no fucking idea. Something sciencey, I suspect.

>>139703284
hahaha chair-force

Just graduated with a BA in Theater and English Literature.

I'm taking a year off to test and apply and then start school again in August/September 2010 to work towards my masters and doctorate in English Literature.

Undergraduate, Molecular Genetics and Microbiology

Doctor in philosophy

film - sound design

>>139706080
money? in latin america? lulz ... yeah, that's why the mexicans come here ...

Geography bitches!!

Music major with a concentration in business.

Probably going to declare business minor next fall. I plan on going to grad school anyways, still don't really know what to do with my life.

lol maybe i should learn how to play an instrument or make music on a mac or something lol

>>139706234

Seriously... I'm kind of thinking about changing my major, not even kidding.

>>139706670

That's the point you fucking dumbass. Have fun getting shot at.