I just went to /bif/ and /xb/. Twas fun.

I tried posting at other 4chan boards, but they just arent very fun

i went to /x/ and contemplated suicide

you are a faggot, it's probably the best thing that ever happened to you.

I got a little bit more into twitter....you can really gauge the progress of memes and fads

/bif/ sufficed i must say

We got Cassie and Rihanna nudes in a matter of three days....but /s/ was slacking..../b/ would have gotten those out quicker.

discovered new chans

/x/ and 99chan

/b/'s return is underwhelming. I lurk here less and less now.

No biggie, I can get rid of thing easily

i didn't since i didn't have any. i watched tv, luckily there was alot of mythbusters on

motherless.com

I spent it in /sp/

thank god this board is back

I trolled youtube insane clown posse lovers... I played counter-stirke for the first time in ages and pwned some n00bs.. I learned how to make different tasty cocktails with absinthe.. I brushed up on my ED knowledge.. made cupcakes.. and fought with a cat...the cat won..

/bif/

split time between /bif/, /xb/, and 420chan

the 4 million other chans

I retreated to my own little fantasy world where /b/ was up, made life so much easier.

I handed in 2 papers on time and talked to girls.

i went off and got a girlfriend.

/hc/ /u/ /h/ and sometimes /wg/ and justin.com

but I still think that we should find the fucker that broke 4chan yet again

I've been lurking and posting on several alternate chan sites and b sites. Most 4anon.org and .gif.

i went to /hc/ and fapchan, fapped my way through it.


foundout yesterday there were survivors in /gif/ :/

i quit World of warcraft, lost 10 lbs, made some new friends, and had contact with girls.

holy fuck....

>>135781249
that fucker would be you newfag

I actually looked at most of the thread pages I saved (text only)

I figured I saved them all for a reason.

i almost died

I thought I got b& and frequently cried while masturbating

fapped to pron sites so much i nearly broke my dick

>>135781214

GTFO my /B/

/b/ I love you!. You are my life. You are back. Went to 7chan, that was fucking boring. Posted the first time ever in an animal bord and liked it.

I started smoking

i've found some resistance on /x/ wednesday

>>135780703
this.

also, had really bad luck. I think /b/, ironically, is what keeps me out of trouble.

/xb/
and /co/

I was on /r/, but not much, I admit I checked status like a madcunt

>>135780770
same here. Lurked /x/ and yelled at them for being boring. That was the only fun I had there.

fit, other, dont really remember. it was like slow motion. no one was funny or stupid or rude. got tired there, like i was runnin out of oxygen. i started smoking more, and i think i put on a few pounds.
sigh

Already posted this, but here goes:

I cried, endlessly refreshing the /b/ page. I left only to use the bathroom, but still left my door open so I could watch the screen through my mirror. I began to reek as early as the next day after I woke up at my computer desk. People would ask me to join them, but I couldn't, in the hopes that /b/ may be up in the time it would have taken to go out and chill with friends.

They almost tried to stage an intervention, but I chased them all off with my haggard appearance, nudity, and stench. I felt like I was betraying /b/ when I went to 7chan for my daily fap, and used my tears as a lubricant for my ministrations in the hope it had some redeeming quality to it.

When /b/ came back, I replied in exactly four threads, took a shower, shaved, and got dressed for the first time since last week. I now feel human.

/b/ addiction is a bad thing, sure, but nobody knows how bad /b/ withdrawal is until they experience it.

i almost an heroed, but then i realized that no one would get to see it or cheer me on like /b/ would and then it made me miss /b/ more, which made me want to an hero more, which lead me back to the conclusion i had before.
It was a vicious cycle.
that is until /b/ came back

I moved halfway across the country to be with my sister who I haven't seen in a year.

Feels good man.

/hr/ and /hc/

420chan...... nothing EVR happens there.

i actually havent been on /b/ in like two months lol.

moved out my parents place. got my own apartment with some fagfags. got kicked out of said apartment. back in my parents house. My life's so pathetic.

420chan /mdma/ thread and the /ph/ thread. Now I want to do more drugs and discuss the meaning of life.

closer than you think....

>>135781528

now you cna an hero for us

I asked /v/ for some rule 34 tentacle rape with Yogg'saron C'thun and Jaina.

All I got was a bunch of faggots on the WOW IS GAY GAME YOH FUCCKER WY YUIOU PLAY IT PLA JRPG DEY HAS COL HAIR bandwagondumber than we for not seeing the good in rule 34.

god, this looks amazing on my color scheme

I slep.....


I sle.....
I sle-slept!

I played a shitload of Final Fantasy X.

Yuna hitting for 99,999 damage is fuckwin

>>135780793

fuck off

>>135781666
this, i was utterly lost

tried lurking in /r/.
its just not the same

I survived a Zombocalypse

>>135781676
i wanna cna an hero.

how do i cna an hero?

fair amount of tears were shed. no teen/chubby threads to be had. i cried tears of anguish.

I raged, but mostly because anonib was down for most of the past week as well, so dependable JB sources were completely cut off.

I became smoker

I just went to cracked out seven chan /b/

got realy fucking bored

I barely noticed it was down. And when /b/ came back up, I was unimpressed.

I dressed up as a helicopter, armed myself with a flail, and raided a local playground, mashing children into the Earth while singing NIGGERS JELLY TIME. I then absconded with the marginally damaged and raped them while watching soap operas and eating macaroni and ketchup. I made a stool out of their bones and on this stool I've been making a sculpture out of shit of the Venus de Milo getting fucked by an elephant with nipple rings.

Kill all the fracken tosters

>>135781427
wat is /B/

Master/b/ation

/bif/ & [b], but both were as worthless as a queerfag with lockjaw compared to my beloved /b/ ♥

Got laid.

>>135782798
>>135782798
>>135782798

furiously...discovered many new fap vid sites and got a new technique!

i got sick.

I felt better when i woke up today and i was glad but couldn't figure out why it'd passed so quick...

Just then, my roommate came in to say "i know what would make you feel better!../b/ is back!"

then he said too bad though...

Because your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air!

what is /b/ ?

all in all I felt much better about my life.

/bif/

/xb/ wasnt bad.

I completely forgot about /b/ till just know when my friend told me it was back. I'm thinking about leaving forever.

left 4chan for a couple days. Got a Girlfriend. Went to a Party. Got high. Had sex with said girlfriend at said party while on said drugs

I actually went and chilled with my friends for once.

I tried other chans, but it's just not the same...
so I started trolling people IRL

studied for finals and did better than i otherwise might have.

>>135783553

dont believe you have a gf, enjoy fapping while high

i developed a cocaine addiction and meth

/k/

i enjoyed /bif/ and didn't miss /b/ at all really. in fact, i think i'll go visit /bif/ again now.

i broke up with my gf.

>>135781726

yeah i noticed that too

I'm yelling at my friend because when I was off /b/, I realized how much of a shallow, artsy fucktard she was. I feel so fulfilled.

i raped niggers on killzone 2

i realized just how much of my internet browsing time /b/ takes up in my life

and then I cried.

i fapped vigourously

well, I get long term withdrawls, gotta quit /b/ because my g/f is pissed about it. I think I'll take her over /b/

I failed to grasp the lifeline that I was being offered and found other ways to waste time. There was a lot of porn involved.

i tried asking a girl out after /b/ crashed, now its back up, she friend zoned me and is dating my friend now. Yeah, thats pretty much how i handled it.

became a more wholesome person. however, i'm glad to be back on /b/.

I did some art, was really depressed, played pokemon, and downloaded 17 gigs of dubstep.

well
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4007026491
Has Cp on it on album 2

I went back to ubersite.com

although, this only reminded me of why I left in the first place...

I realized how much time I wasted on this stupid website when I knew I could be working out, learning an instrument, educating myself, and generally becoming a better person.

I hope /b/ never fully comes back.

bb

>>135781528
so where's the 'an hero'?

had it continued on I would have gone out and bought some more games to keep me occupied, you can only look at so much porn all the time

I trolled IRL and surprizingly became more well liked.

Yeah I've been feeling way down too since I haven't had /b/ to ease some of the tension of my life sucking a lot.

/bif/ but it gets kinda old since there is even less OC on /gif/ than on /b/...

I started smoking weed, and getting drunkon a more frequent basis

buddy of mine killed himself from withdrawls...

one man "panda raids" on Stickam

dllvitl

/b/ by being shut down i decided to run away on mothers day only to come back and everyone try to act like nothing happen and then i had to stare at clouds aimlessly hoping that /b/ would somehow be transmitted into my head automatically my week sucked

i went on /v/

it was a refreshing pause that cleansed the palate

Downloaded everything i decided was worth downloading from 12chan (mmm cams). The I began to worry. Went to Overchan, rediscovered some nice wikis, got to downloading compilers and 1337 hax. And now you're back, and I love you.

(ps. vundo sucks, had it before bitch to get rid of)

It was the best experience ever... wish it would happen more often.

No really, I thought the feds shutdown /b/ since a lot of illegal material is posted here... so I said to myself... the government finally got its way.

I didn't miss /b/ only the people that care not about laws and speak the truth... that's what I wanted to see, read and write about. Fuck /b/... /b/ is nothing without us... ANON UNITED!

To me it isn't fully back. It's slow as shit.

/b/ being down did me good. I indulged in mass homicide on a nightly basis.

/sp/

I seriously don't think I would have watched the NBA playoffs or european soccer if it weren't for /b/'s absence

I started playing WoW again. Fuck you /b/.

dreg

>>135784482
that's because the server isn't deleting old threads, it's bogging down the whole board

ryeej

I started playing MapleStory again.../b/ I should murder you all

i barely got on from weeks of not being here. wut i miss?

peyvugr

convenient as hell....I had finals to study for

just for the happiness that is /b/ being back and fully functual, i will now post two links

1 is the hottest self-pics chick i have ever seen:

http://www.2damnhot.com/galleries/brunette_with_blue_eyes_taking_selfshots/index.php

and 2 is the link to the rapidshare download of the uncensored Jessica Biel Powder Blue stripper clips:

http://rapidshare.com/files/230829921/Jessica_Biel_-_Powder_Blue_-_all.zip

have fun my fellow /b/tards; it's good to be back!

i just made a shit load of thermite and burned alot of shit.
old caddy
tree stumps
some fish i caught.
old shoes
a TV

I wouldn't say I was in a withdrawal. I just realized how much time I spend on here, that I was dumbfounded on what to do with all the free time I had.

I didn't really care. It felt kind of good to be away from 14-15 year olds for a while.

fuck you

I did my homework for once.

>>135784523
that's funny. I watched two entire golf tournaments for the first time soley because there was no /b/

Oldfag here. I had a great time in /bif/. It was a little slower than my /b/ but still felt like home. There was only one spamming (that I was there for) and not very much cancer. I enjoyed it. I plan on going back. Also niggers.

pokemon

I passed this semester....


WOOOOHOO. Still felt empty though.

I was on /s/ instead. Is there a designated substitute b?

i played wow alot, and hit up /xb/ and /bif/

7chan /zom/ board, twas fun
/bif/, /bx/ they wernt any good though
got some new music and played some CoD:WaW, pwnd some noobs.

Glad its back now, whens the next CP shitstorm?

/b/ was down? I thought it just sucked less than usual for a while.

I went and did other shit.

God you people are lame.

Had to go back to real life :(

I saw a two headed chick (chicks...) giving a blowjob on one of the other boards. Does anyone have this picture?

fell in love with lexi even more

I was banned till today anyways. Had to wait till today anyways.

Was worth the wait. I've missed you, /b/.

I got plastic surgery to change the bone structure in my face to mirror that of a trolls face, went around walking into places i wasnt ment to be just so i could be told to get the fuck out,

Ive missed you guys

/bif/

I finished a final paper for school and watched the news.

I got a girlfriend...

Seriously

enjoyed /xb/ it really was great certainly at first it was like /b/ without 95% of the shit, argued with guys in /k/ and realised I don't actually need /b/, it was scary at first but I think it's the first step in beating the addiction

>>135781701

troll detected

cryed then watch alot of breaking bad

finally got a platinum trophy on mirrors edge.

I was just planning for the future...never happens

btw im excited for this july 12th...everyone thats not a newfag would know.

i think we celebrate /b/'s revival with a pool party lol

Did other stuff.

>>135784115

Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.

i went outside for the first time this year when 4chan broke =[ it was a weak momment

Tried over 9000 Chan.......

Never Again Man

>>135784906

your an amerifag right?

i miss /i/ so much ;_;

What is /bif/?

Got LOTS of work done, did more excercise.

Life is better with less /b/, going to be browsing less often.

Still <3 /b/ though.

eojpf

>>135784833
>>135785161
Samefag

I got restless and a lot more depressed than I thought. I suffered depression previously, and it got a lot worse during the down-age.

I went to /x/ in the hopes I could still have some /x/-related fun. Neither is the same.

I cried a little, got a little restless etc.

whats /b/?

Ok so how id I manage to live w/o /b/

So heres my story I felt in lofe with a girl we were dating for a longer while. But she dumped me I love her all the time now, but Im dating her best freind because when we were braking up we told our selves

"I realy like you and I hope that we will remain freinds"

Now when I thought that even after making some art for her she wont realy like me the way I liked her so I dated her freind. When she herd about us she was tottaly zonked out. And ?Now Im kind of fucekd up because I dont live my new GF and I dont think I will. But I cant brake her hard for the 3 time.

And my Ex loves me and bla bla bla .... Im fucked up /b/ Where have you been ! You fucked up my life !

fjkcsjr

bc

I studied for finals and might actuall pass them.

badly

I fucked a horse.

/xb/. come to think of it, it was never as good as /b/

>>135784523
>>135783755
Samefag

dejlia

>>135785561
>/b/. come to think of it, it was never as good as /xb/.
fix'd
/xb/ much less cancery

I didn't have internet for two months. I never felt so helpless in my life. I've missed you /b/.

/bif/
and
worldwarcombat.com

f5ed

i died.

>>135785125

fatass

z

Mostly just posted on /mu/...and, y'know, went outside and shit.

I was doing fine and then I found genital warts in the urethra of my PENIS.

What the fuck /b/, what the fuck?!

smoked more weed, frequented 420chan and because of some reason was considered an oldfag at 7chan

also, I went outside

>>135783314

well your mom

I removed 4 of my ribs so that I can now give myself head

>>135783553

i lol'd

/xb/ and /v/

visited other boards, did more productive things. I didn't miss it much.

didn't camwhore, did college work.

i got in some hectic thread about NOD on /v/ was awesome

/bif/

First 7chan/b/, which within about 2 days of trying I decided was not worth it.
Then /bx/, which eventually turned to /bif/
I suppose I got a bit more college work done ... but I mostly just played CoD4 and got drunk.

I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!

pwu

raep

I started a facebook.

Went to /d/ and fapped my boredom away.

>>135785257

ok

>>135784984

ok

>>135781731

suck my cock

mostly went to /weed/ in 420chan

Turns out even though they're all high as fuck they're still smarter then /b/tards

feels good to be home man

got some cool desktop backgrounds from /wg/

>>135783352

your an amerifag right?

Boned my girlfriend.

>>135780703
Did stuff in IRL and made friends.
Watched star trek in the IMAX
etc

beat my cock til I cumed blood

in the days /b/ was down i found a girlfriend lost my virginity and here we are!

i broke out in hives

OP here. I found a far superior board to Retardchan: www.ĄnonTalk.com

Found a girlfriend and got laid last night.

This is bullshit, I’ve loved you since I was 12, and I will wait until I’m 22 to meet you again. I don’t care what’s happened between then and now, and I how you feel the same way; unfortunately, I’m counting on it You’re the only reason I keep this charade I call life up, the only reason I still push through any pain, the reason why I smile when something good happens, the only reason why I love music for numerous reasons. I think you’re perfect in that you know you’re not, and you use that to your and our advantage. You complete what I cannot, and make me stronger than I ever can be with anyone else. I write this to you, my nonexistent love, because I know we most likely will never meet in this lifetime or any lifetime. So the only act of love that will even make a dent in your life is for me to forsake my existence, so you can be. I love you; DJ&XT

qj

In all seriousness, I had a lot more sex, went out more and got a lot of studying done!

I stayed planted on /v/ and giggled at the /b/tards harassing them, while also being half-assedly disgusted because it is my second main bored and it was getting trolled hard. COnflict of interest. Atleast it was humorous.

I tried to fill the void with SpaceGhetto.net

it didn't really work.

/x/

>>135781104
cocktails with absinthe, relevant to my interests.

Oh man!!! My 1 post on /b/ since it's up, and, man oh man!! Does it feels good!! Only when someone takes it away you realize how much you need it.

fap, flyff, work, gym, bit of /tg/, repeat.

I left my girlfriend and started fliting with other girls. Fucked about 3 since /b/ has been down. Thank Raptor Jesus for the return of /b/

The first two days I was getting a bit anxious, but then I went to /bif/ and everything was alright. In fact, I'd rather have /bif/ than /b/.

/k/ and /f/...

>>135781104
You too?

>>135784080
>>135781427
Samefag

Obviously

Learned stuff. For my degree. But /b/ is back now so I'll likely fail anyway...

This thread was up when I was on last night.

>>135781459
WHAT THE HELL ME TOO!

>>135783553
>>135785766
Samefag

Trolled IRL. But now everyone thinks i'm mean.

>>135785313

lol trolled

took refuge in /x/, made an e-campfire and waited it out..

So the Vundo scan did stop one iexplore.exe process.

I always run Malwarebytes scans and regular virus updates almost daily.

How does this thing run without my computer knowing anything about it? And was its only job attacking 4chan?

I started learning French. Now I don't have to.

I handled it just fine.

This ain't my first rodeo, kids.

I honestly thought i was the only one...

>>135786962
Fucking true. Too much porn on /bif/ to let me do anything else.

>>135784115

well your mom

Well i had the chance to actually get of my ass and do studying, i have my exams pretty soon, including physics in 4 hours.

But no, Ulduar was released :)

Faping to 2 bi girls having sex was also done.

I came back everyday
and when I found out my /b/ still wasn't working, I went on /bif/
there were a few times that /b/ worked, but not for long
...please stay working this time /b/

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At first I was afraid

i lrnt2IRC

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without /b/ by my side

>>135787166
I was petrified

i spent my time on fred

^___^

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