u suck

I had a dream that every random board on every chan went down for ever.

>PENIS.

raided 7ch like everyone else

I actually went and got a job.

i went outside, went for social interaction with a cumdumpster, started talking about niggerjews, recieved a slap, returned to 4chan.

i went outside for once
i went to parties got drunk many times and even did the nasty with a chick then woke up.

>>135771246
I raided my colleges condom storage and stole 47 condoms, some mint flavoured and some ribbed for extra pleasure, met my friend emily and i got to use one of them.
Note to self: Chicks dig pockets full of condoms.

I pressed F5 till /b/ came back.

did more than my usual amount of drugs, went to /x/ and pretended it was /b/

also, drunk parties, did nasty, etc

smoked maor.

420chan.

>>135771795
/thread

i got superpower to stop time ey.(TRUTH)

i lost my virginity

>>135771795

only guy doing it right itt

sleep, eat, world of warcraft, eat, world of warcraft, eat, world of warcraft, sleep, eat, world of warcraft.... etc etc etc

cool story bro

I went to /gif/ waiting for /b/ to come back

got laid...ate vicoden...raped op's sister.

>>135771593
>>135771591
>>135771246
Dont lie, outside is a myth
And I wated on /gif/, /h/, /x/ and every other board we improved while it was down untill it was up.

Shitposted on /v/ and /fa/.

had a giant barbeque with many of my family members, and my fiancee, then went and helped my fiancee's family move into their new house..

I also got stuck having to chase after about 8 screaming misbehaving toddlers...

went to parties got drunk many times and even did the nasty with a chick.

>>135771795
/thread

trolled all the other chans hard and got banned from them all.

I've been on a vacation for 2 weeks now. What been happening on /b/ since I've been gone? :--o

bought mushrooms, slept in the woods, woke up covered in bird shit

/xb/

absolutely nothing

cried and fapped

>>135771246
i went to parties got drunk many times too
i was the girl you got nasty with
my name is David anyway, wuss yours ?

i went to parties got drunk many times and even did the nasty with a chick.

>>135771246
That. Oh wait. I always do that.

>>135772086
then you raped each and every one right?

I made almost $600, went outside, worked out, and wrote a whole business plan. I was productive.

Now that /b/ is back, I might just microwave my modem.

What i normally do, minus ta b8pr0n.

>>135771246
My experience was similar.
Except I did it with a nasty chick. But hey we can't all be winners.

Throat fucked 3 hookers.

I am now a millionaire.

I spent all my time over at /bif/ following stickam raids where I became a hero among the men by asking women if they'd "Like to see my new puppy" and the proceeded to shake my nuts at them.

Good times were had by all.