F5

surfed /x/

/x/
ddos'd many sites
cruised the nile

Fapped to /d/.

fapped till my knob fell off

got homework done

was bored as hell at first, but didn't really notice it really, visitted an awesome chick i actually met on /b/ in nyc for a few days, went and saw the city because i had never really been there before, at night we played wii and just cuddled while surfing bif and /bx/, dorky as hell but was awesome


so all in all, it was a good time having /b/ down

Studied for my finals.

touched myself

went to /v/ or /h/

met a guy on /x/ who i'm dating now :P

Went on X

Fags

i had a date

>>135766947

GTFO my /B/

Went to work, spent some time outside, bought a motorcycle.
When /b/ is down, life happens.

I lived.

i finally finished reading go dog go

Played TF2.

Fucking Sticky spamming Demomen.

Got a job, a girlfriend and moved out of the basement to a newly bought house.

/v/, /ck/, /o/, Krautchan

>>135766711

Personally, I had a motherfucking mental breakdown - I WANTED MO' MUDKIPS!

>>135767255
And what, may I ask, is /B/?

Nothing too much... ended my hunger strike early.

>>135767255

WTF is /B/?

>>135766711

pic.

Joined a gay chat room

<<<This.
also, lots of /bif/.
how long /b/ been back so far?

>>135767345
welcome home

I trolled the fuck out of 888chan.

Man, those guys are easy.

>>135766711

I actually dared to go in the real world and made out with a chick I liked for a looooong time... And now probably I'll never see her again since /b/ is up....

I turned my life around, got a good job, a nice house, a girlfriend, got off the drugs.
But now im giving that all up for /b/.

i went to /x/ and reinstalled diablo ii. now i'm hooked again

>>135767345
Tomorrow you will get fired, your girl friend leaves and you get kicked out that house and have to move back to the basement.

>>135767316

Raided /ck/

I did terrible things.

Crashed my car. True story. It was because i was thinking of you, /b/, I couldn't pay attention to the road.

I raged over the Tony Award nominations.

Thinking about them STILL gets me angry.

I have been skating and i been on chan4chan

i just trolled /x/ and on newbchan.org i trolled /crank/

i got drunk with my friends more often than usual

>>135767460
i think it came up for good friday late at night / early saturday, OP here, was staying up all night with the chick and we noticed it was back up, and lul'ed a bit


and now im sure shes going to see me posting and call me a fag

stared at a grey screen while pressing F5

Went to hair school.

I cut myself everyday till /b/ was up.

ul

troll on /bif/, /rb, and /a/
i now have the weeaboo aids

>>135766711

F5

sat in a corner of my basement in complete darkness
checking to see if /b/ was up every five minutes

I warez'd like hell.

>>135767282
>>135766840
Samefag

>>135767691
yesterday was when the mushrooms got me.
only day i didnt check.
also,

I tried masturbating with a finger in my ass. It is not gay. Feels good though.

at my normal /b/rowsing hours i moved from 7chan to 420chan to 711chan to 4chans /bif/

hung out with my gf. laughed at an ugly big nosed fox. discussed the cp that fox loves. made out.

I tried sacrificing a few goats to see if that would fix /b/. i also seem to be missing my favorite liver.

i ventured into the real world and got actual porn mags since there wasn't anything good to fap to since /b/ was down


now i just threw them away

>>135767881
i have done that too... didnt dig the finger so i put a condom on my toothbrush and ease tht in there felt different

experienced the different flavors of fail of the other chans out there. Except for 420chan, that place was ok.

I played a lot of Monopoly.

>>135767222

butthurt?

/bif/

Which is now being punished.

Slept

lurked /b/

999999999 GET

>>135768201
I did this too, ended up finding myself a nice place to chill in /weed/.

>>135768260
all /gif/ contains is porno gifs, and that didn't change much when some of /b/ ventured there, it just turned alot shittier

god i missed /b/

420chan mostly

>>135768201
>>135768409
>>135768451

yeah this, the stoners over at 420chan are alright.

went and got a life

/s/ !!!

w

>>135767184

your an amerifag right?

troll'd FB and /o/

>>135768284
>>135768597
Samefag

/bif/!

I was outside, it was awesome, I'm going to go outside more often.

>>135767561
this... i sexed up my freind (she has a bf)

/bx/ was the best.

fap'ed, worked, instead of going on /b/ i actually ran and worked out, realized how good it felt to work out and was going to do it on a regular basis, but then /b/ came back up, so fuck that

I ogranized a camping trip with my friends at school.
yes, underage /b/ deal with it.

any suggestions of what we should do? theres about 30 of us plus alchohol and maybe some drugs, weed, salvia, shrooms ect.

/zb/ & /bif/

/bif/ /bx/, made people lulz.

ate duck, posted on forumz, fapped.

>>135767316
oh u

Went outside. Met someone.

Now /b/ is back... oh well..

filyat

>>135769056
find a place with a big clearing, away from cities / lots of lights, take drugs, have everyone set up sleeping bags / whatever on ground, stare up at stars = mind blown

Was ruling the world with /bif/

went to prom got laid experienced the world

Lived. Laughed. Love.

Then as soon as /b/ got back up I demolished every link to loved ones I had, burned every bridge, closed down Madagascar and then fapped.

A Barrell Roll

Worked on a Paper, Got high with a friend because it was his birthday.

Cured AIDS by giving the reproducing cells a weaker form of cancer that specifically does not a have p56, so they are more susceptible to dieing from a the man made cold we're working on.

About to publish, but I just found out /b/ is back. FFFUCK YEAHHHH!

i went into a coma and /b/ brought me back

>>135766711
went swimming at the habbo hotel

I DID DMT

IT WAS GREAT

>>135769700
WOW

I found out that I prefer /v/.

>>135768803

fuck off

met a very sweet and cute girl
i think she loves me too =)

i think it is an example of how awesome /b/ is that everyones lives got better while it was down, yet they come back like the loyal drones they are

wllt

enjoyed /bif/ tbh

Hung out in /Bif/

screw all you /bif/ fags, /bx/ was so much better

Hmm
Got bitched at about /b/ being down by newfags and tried to get into my sisters friends pants whilst she cockblocked.

>>135769825
its basically /b/ but about videogames

>>135770350
Whereas /b/ is about porn?

Got drunk and ended things with my bf. :D

I had sex with my girlfriend went out and had a hike. Got numerous blow jobs.

Tried and tried and tried and tried to get on /b/

That was all i got, and was good man

>>135770274
blocked by who?

Went on /bif/ and laughed at the children on /bx/

I-I S-Stopped Fa-Fapping.....

I got married out of boredom, she's somewhere in the house yelling at me to clean up, but fuck her /b/ is back

wait when was /b/ down

I lost the game.

I... did... what I did... before I discovered /b/. It was weird. It felt good but bad.

I lurked /x/ and /po/ and died a little in the inside :(

I got a life. But I've just lost it.

I looked at normalperson porn, met up with friends and had a couple of laughs outside. Now I'm /b/ack, /b/itter and /b/ored

I won the game.

Oh wait, FUCK

>>135771187
you gotta use more lube if you are gonna take it up the ass from so many guys

>>135770567

>>135766711

organize my /b/-folder

go to /r/

/weed/
<3

I constantly checked my /b/ bookmark over and over again until it was back.

>>135768667
you're a retard, right?

PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE AND GO TO /mu/

I actually sunk into a pretty bad depression. Not because /b/ was down, but because it was down I spent a little more time just sitting and think about my life and how shitty it's been.
I've seriously just been a wreck.

otkpcn

i went to a club for the first time...

decided i wasnt drunk/high enough and that shit was too intense.

so this crackhead smoked my ganja blacknmild with me and my noob friend and then took us to some sketchyass gasstaion to get brewskis

he was attaked by a homeless lady because he laaughed at her while saying to us"you lucky she didnt suck your dick for that 5 bucks you just gave her"


he was not harmed... he payed her off...to be continuesd

Posted in /a/.

Went on with my normal life.
It was as if /b/ was never down and never existed.

Lulz, I decided to leave my basement. I went to a club, made out with a chick, got her number, talked to her via text messaging, turns out she is a Model and I have a date with her this week. Sucks for all you guys.

>>135772661

I also lived in denial

>>135772253
so then we went to the hotel the former crackehaed lived at.

he lived in room 205

while pulling up these niggers were looking at us cause my friend drives a sexy lexus.

he talked to me and i was kinda high and didnt understand nigger so i was like

"do you want to sell us weed or buy weed"

he stared me down

then he kinda smirked and said sell. i was like you got purp and he said yea yea 30 dollas and i was like no that is too much money and he said 35 dollas

finished with my girlfriend and proceeded to eat doritos with a sour cream and chive dip

>>135767451
I cam whored.

420 chan

>>135773162
for 8 days?

>>135766792

i lol'd

trolled gaming forums.

i finally got laid

420 chan and over 9000 chan. PARTY HARD MODE+horsecocks.

I committed suicide.

/bif/ and /xb/

>>135773905
gamed trolling forums

qbbfxur

broke the f5 key.

i was fucking a 16 year old girl in the ass(in my country the age of consent is 14, so gtfo), but i had a script running to check /b/, so when it came back up i pulled out and came here.

ps: the age of consent part is true

I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>135769187
>>135767842
Samefag

Just fell back to my favorite other board, /k/.

Did some /s/ and /o/ too.

I got a girlfriend. So now /b/ is back up i can expect that to break down.

I was so fucking bored, I almost killed myself.

but then I started playing oblivion.

and I'm happy its back

Played Counter-Strike

fapped

Lost my virginity. Wasn't worth it. It was totally overrated.

Got a girlfriend.
...
Wtf am I doing here
-_-

i chilled in /d/ and /hc/ also gave /hc/ its first epic thread ..... otherwise good vacation T.T in hell

I got fucked in the ass.

Ironically, as soon as I was finished, /b/ was back.

i fapped

>>135766947
>>135767679
These

and the archive

I got washed.

>>135774145
Oh and Opchan when all of 4chan was down.

/b/ was down?

>>135774190
no you didnt, faggot

I waited for /b/ to come back.

i made attack

>>135773973
>>135768642
Samefag

>>135770876

fatass

>>135766840

I went to /bif/

I practised my tri-forcing skills

▲
▲ ▲

420chan

/d/

cried

Fapped to pictures I'd collected from /b/.

/bif/

>>135766792
The only TRUE /b/tard.


I went out into the real world and had casual sex with a few people, and developed my social skills.

/v/ and /wg/

/bif/ & [b]

Cried myself to sleep.
;___;

No, in all seriousness, I busied myself with getting some shit done IRL. And being social, and all that good shit. When I did manage to get on the internets, I just browsed 420chan.

I got bored and ended up DDoSing /b/ to pass the time

masturbated furiously

I was on /bif/

Me personally I went outside and actually talked to my friends and fapped but other than that nothing much

>>135774707

same here. maybe now that /b/'s back /gif/ can go back to being porn

>>135771678
Only smart /b/tard here

cruised the archives for sum epic lulz

/xb/, spamming, breaking into /b/ to see old threads and a complete lack of life.

smoked over an ounce

Started lurking other boards and visiting other *chans. I also spent more time on other websites that I usually browse.

/bx/

fap. play baseball. touched poison oak and shook hands with people.

holy crap this is still up?
awesome /b/ for keeping threads alive for so long by going by

but srsly, i love you for being back online

>>135771229
>>135767851
Samefag

I made something outta myself, went out there and fond a job, met new people IRL and got a girlfriend...

>>135769725

David?

i went and visited the neighbors.

DICKS EVERYWHERE!

also met up with a goon from anonidate. got laid. feels good man.

Trolled /x/ and omegle

started nigger-bashing threads on other boards

When B was gone, life was experienced. Jealous?