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    29 KB I'm going to prison for 3 years? Any advice? Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:58:16 No.126117149  
    I know, I know, "don't drop the soap." Thank you, comic geniuses. But anything real that I should know?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:58:52 No.126117215
    make friends with bubba...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:58:56 No.126117223
    what sort of prison?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:17 No.126117269
    Watch every season of Oz before you go.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:26 No.126117288
    What did you do? are you black?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:31 No.126117302
    suicide
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:37 No.126117319
    WTF did you do?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:43 No.126117337
    learn about fefe or how ever the hell u spell it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:44 No.126117338
    it's 4chan so i bet op is a pedophule.>>126117223
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:45 No.126117341
    Stab everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:49 No.126117353
    flee to mexico, you pussy
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)11:59:50 No.126117354
    Either kick the alpha male's ass or become his bitch on the first day.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:00:02 No.126117371
    ITT: How to get retards to say "what did you do" for 150 posts.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:00:15 No.126117397
    >>126117338
    If he is then he's fucked
    >> CRAB CON 9 Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:00:22 No.126117412
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    >> !bassYk8Fqs 03/24/09(Tue)12:00:27 No.126117424
    inb4 troll

    but, don't ever take anything that somebody offers. you'l be in their debt
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:00:49 No.126117470
    what did you do
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:18 No.126117538
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    thats OK we share the same cellar
    >> Faggotry 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:30 No.126117566
    If there is a candybar on your pillow, don't eat it. Don't touch it.

    It's a "favor" and if you do any of the above, you "owe" them.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:37 No.126117584
    Here's some advice: I don't give a fuck. If you're going to prison then you deserve it and I don't care if you live or die.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:38 No.126117590
    I am not interested in knowing what you did, however what I am interested in is to know how do I shot web?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:51 No.126117619
    my mate just went to prison for 5 years because he crashed his car running from police and killed his passenger. australia btw, true story.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:01:53 No.126117624
    He accidentally the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:14 No.126117675
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    epic win
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:20 No.126117691
    Make the right friends, don't be a punk, don't drink or take anything unless you know it's not laced and you won't wake up getting raped by Bubba and Festus (once they turn you out you're up for grabs).

    Don't be afraid to kick someone's ass, or at least try. Fighting and losing is better than not fighting at all. Make or buy a knife if you need one, but you will probably be caught and score extra time.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:46 No.126117755
    >>126117538
    wanna get jailed asap
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:49 No.126117762
    >>126117149

    pedos by far get the worst treatment, especially when they are white pale pieces of shit like you. was the cp really worth it now? enjoy your ass rape, better loosen it up now
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:52 No.126117768
    Get yourself an edumacation so you can get out of the hood.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:02:59 No.126117786
    uxsvhj
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:03:05 No.126117807
    put a red cloth in your left pocket. it means you are badass and nobody will mess with you
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:03:09 No.126117822
    >>126117149
    You should cover your body with maps of a prison you are going to. I've seen it in a movie, it worked!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:03:50 No.126117924
    >>126117762
    oh dear god i hope it's one of these CP faggots

    Please die of assrape aids if so.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:04:05 No.126117951
    OP here

    Sold kiddie porn to some policeman
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:04:11 No.126117966
    start working out and get some ninja fighting lessons
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:04:22 No.126117990
    >>126117424
    Not taking it would be disrespectful. Disrespecting peole in prison is a bad idea
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:04:32 No.126118007
    >>126117762
    >>126117762
    >>126117762

    Pedophiles get treated about the same as any other weak inmate. Preying on children == Weakness. Weakness == get preyed upon. Your odds of survival are directly related to the friends you make, the services you can provide (not necessarily sex) and your ability to not be a punk and hold your ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:04:44 No.126118027
    watch prison break
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:05:04 No.126118068
    Don't pick up the soap.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:05:05 No.126118074
    >>126117822
    >>126117822
    nice plan bro
    >> Anonymous 03/24/09(Tue)12:05:08 No.126118076
    >>126117951

    Oh wow. Fuck you. Good riddance.

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