>>114430952
>>114430952
Samefag

Put your PENIS in a female.

Called a bar, go to one, get laid by a fatty.

Everyone works from the ground up, unless your one of 1337 people in /b/ (i would /b/ included in taht)

underageb&

1.) Find the largest, gayest man you can.

2.) Stand in front of him.

3.) Turn around.

4.) Bend over.

5.) ????????

6.) Profit!

do a barrel roll

If your confidence is fairly high, why bother getting laid?

Don't seek it, let it come to you.

underaged b&

i was in your boat, go to the gym and introduce yourself to either a cute girl in your dorm, or in one of your classes that you're interested in (to make sure you have similar interests)

if your body isn't awesome then avoid parties, that shit only works for jocks, you need to get a normal non-slut and do it the old fashioned way

sorry anon, it's the only way.

Hit the Z button twice.

alcohol is your greatest weapon.
use it.

find a nympho like me ;)

suicide.

>>114431544
r works too

let your confidence level drop to a more natural, low level, then an hero

>>114430657

Ok fellow anon, let's see you put your confidence level to the test. Whether you're looking for a casual fuck buddy or a genuine girlfriend, your strategy is the same. Simply approach girls you find attractive and go after them in succession until one accepts. If you're looking for a fuck buddy you should ideally try this at a party, while girlfriend material should probably be found elsewhere. It really is that simple, but I'll stick around if you have any questions.

>>114430657
craigslist.org/ers

its okay bro your living the word man

1) Find a sheep
2) Lift its hind legs up
3) ????????
4) Profit!

D A T E R A P E D R U G S

>>114431535

OP here.
I can't really afford a gym membership man. Otherwise I totally would.
I've been doing some home excercises, but I'm so fucking lazy I can't keep consistent. I'm not dismissing it, but it is a problem I have which I'm trying to work on...

I'm in your situation but I'm 19
So yeah I'm looking up craiglist and getting a hooker this weekend ;)

Use a prostitute.

Seriously, you're not confident.

Otherwise, why the fuck would you be on /b/ asking it ?

Die

>>114432475

I prefer mine at the edge of a cliff with velcro gloves; they buck back that way.

how could you still be 17 and in college

i turned 18 in december and im in first years....

>>114430657
first you get banned for being under 18 then since you cant troll teh internets you goto the gym and run your fat ass off then quit being a faggot and step outside your moms house and talk to some bitches. i did,i was over 300 lbs now im 200 with muscle instead of just fat and a fairly promising girlfriend.

>>114433047
Take an ROTC class. They'll make you exercise
You'll still have to work the arms yourself though

Accept Christ into your life and watch your world flourish.

>>114430657

this works for me all the time and I'm goofy-looking but extremely funny. First, well you have to be funny, girls will want to be your friend, then make a point of telling them you're not looking for a girl right now because you want to concentrate on whatever, schoolwork, etc. make them think that you consider them "safe" as in nothing could happen between you two. (it makes them unconciously feel undesirable) make them laugh alot, this is key, they have to like to be around you, and then make yourself scarce. they will seek you out. It helps to have several female friends, they'll see them as a threat. This works like some crazy potion. If it doesn't work for you, you're not funny. rape them.

just act very confident (not obnoxiously cocky) and eventually a low self-esteem girl will gravitate to you in hopes of improving their own self image. then just stay up late one night with said girl. success.

>>114433047
if you cant mow lawns to get 10 dollars a month for a gym membership fucking an hero forget everything i said you piece of shit

>>114433263

OP here, I'm a Britfag, we finish school at 16.

You shouldn't get a prostitute for pleasure, you should get one for experience. You want to look some stuff up and practice on them. It will not only help you confidence wise but it'll help you not suck

Dear /b/, I'm 20 years old, and still a virgin. I don't give a fuck about getting laid, I'm in life for the lulz.

>>114433304

what the f does "fairly promising" mean? how big is her PENIS?

just be sympathic to the chicks, be nice and frienly, do all kind of stuff with them. and begin from massagin long kisses etc,, for straigh hook ups @ fckebook kinda galleries. any help?

>>114434054
slightly smaller than mine or otherwise my self esteem would go down ;)

>>114434002
>>114434002

Stupid virgin gives terrible advice. Leave /b/ now.

underageb&

I don't know about you you getting laid.

You should be worried about you getting b&.

>>114434157
DONT DO THIS FRIEND ZONE IS IMMINENT
>>114433602
THIS

+of course when thyre drunk, and just say something like that you're gentle whe you start fuckin and say something that just relasx,

If you are in college and still a virgin, then u have some major problems.

>>114433612
this is probably your only hope. and be yourself, be funny and carry on a decent conversation...this will get you late into the night. And guess what, she's not going to be a fucking beauty queen, cause you're probably an ugly motha. know what league you're in and accept it

>>114434341
How is it not good advice?

pvieft

I suppose the best way to do it is to make a girl around your age fall in-love with you; that is if you want quality...

Otherwise, dude, you're 17... just gotta find a house party, bring beer, hit on a girl... ask her if she wants to continue partying elsewhere once you establish some contact with her. If not, say it's cool... keep talkin' to her, run out of beer... ask her if she wants to go with you to get some more.

Continue to dialogue with her, girls like that for some damn reason...

And when you can, take her by the hand... shows the spirit of commmittment; if at any point you during the dialogue you talk about goals or future plans, talk about taking a vacation and where you want to go... sparks her sense of adventure, and if you can tell she's interested... hint at inviting her to come along sometime in say 6 months or so.

Voila, you should be looking at a decent contact; now all you have to do is bring it home...

tl;dr, make her fall in-love or just make yourself available for extra-cirricular activities together