I would take his now stained shirt, run back to our place, find him another one and run back. So I was like give me your shirt, and he just went No it's fine.

But of course I kept insisting, thinking that he just didn't want to do it because he hated me. And he kept going, no no, it's fine, I dont want to.

Anyway after a while of me getting really desperate he caved in and said it was okay, but we needed to go to the bathroom first.

I was begining to suspect at this point that he wasnt wearing anything under his shirt... the truth was far, far more horrifying!

So we went into the bathroom, he took off his shirt to reveal... an anime hentai shirt of a row of anime chicks topless holding their boobs up to the camera. I almost screamed, he turned bright red and kept saying how he forgot he had it on and he wasn't intending to take his shirt off anyway...

Okay fair enough, it's kind of my fault this happened so I tell him I'll be a couple minutes, and I'll run so they won't think he's going on a crapping spree in this girl's bathroom. I tell him to stay in the bathroom at all costs, and run off.

This is where my life took a slightly sitcom-ish turn.

At this point I was called by my girlfriend telling me I needed to drive her somewhere. I was just going to tell her I had a really important thing to do right now and she'd have to wait when it was revealed to me that the place she needed to go was the hospital because her brother had been hit by a car.

Oh dear.

Oh dear oh dear...

I tried to text the guy. His phone was in his shirt.

Well I figured I had no choice at this time, got in my car, drove to her place, and drove to the hospital, didn't explain the situation because it wasnt really the time and I didn't want her to think I was going to ditch her for a party.

Anyway, long story short; we stayed there a few hours before I took her home and watched a movie with her. Now in my defense I did call a friend at the party when I got to the hospital (while I was alone for a minute), explained the situation in vague terms (telling him the guy had no shirt at all) and asking what could be done.

;o

Then it turned out he'd already walked out with his anime hentai shirt on about 15 minutes after I left, and ran out almost crying while everyone stared at him. And that was friday night, and the last anyone has seen of him. His phone is still in our room even. Everyone who knows this guy now knows what happened, his facebook wall is completely covered in it.

D:

Seriously this was the weirdest night of my life. Though my gf's brother is fine now and I told her the story, she thought it was hilarious and it was his own stupid fault but I don't know... I really think I could have prevented this somehow... what could I have done?

why didnt the fucker just turn his shirt inside out.

i think parties is a pretty cool guy.

wow op your a fucking bitch

Oh well.

who the fuck cares about such a shirt? no big fucking deal, if people think it is, then i lol at them.

>>110560091

wow, you managed a traumatize a social recluse.

well done.

an hero

I think you need to fuck him now.

since when do fat people double shirt??

you could have fucked his brains out, im sure that would have made up for it.

>>110559464
Not buying this story because if the kid was this embarrassed about it he would have taken the other shirt off and turned it inside out. Shitty troll is shitty.... BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE

>>110560852
Yep, well done OP you've probably destroyed the last of his self confidence, he'll probably an hero soon.

fuck I'd wear that shit to a party on purpose

hay bitches check out these fucking apples

yeah you should have fucked him, or at least shown him the goodies.

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always

now you must suck his dick

op her u got trowld

call him up or something and offer him some sex to make up for the social damage youve suposedly caused him.

>>110561012

+1

tell him to man the fuck up

he should stop caring what other people think.
next time someone laughs at his shirt he should knock them to the ground then stomp on their head till they stop moving. then noone will ever laugh at his anime shirt again.

you should totally suck his dick tho, that will make him feel better. actually, you should dress as his favourite anime character and then suck his dick.
Or if you really don't want to suck his dick then you should atleast dress as one of his favourite anime characters or something, make him feel like less of a fat loser.

gay story is gay

bump for hilarious suggestions on what she should do for him, cuz she owes him big time. you owe him you baileys drinking hoe!