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go back to bed

Seems like a nice day to visit the observation deck of the twin towers. I've always wanted to go there.

get a lawn chair and beer. call off work

Hooray! today im going on a field trip to the top floor of the world trade center with my 3rd grade class!

fap

6am? Too damn early. I go back to sleep.

commit brootal murder and corpseraep of random hot women b/c cops will soon be too busy to care a fuk

pray to allah and go hijack the plane..

Go to the top floor of the Twin Towers, take a shit, and throw it at a plane.

Do a barrel roll (R or Z twice)

two chicks at the same time

Guy fawkes mask

scream in front of the entrance of the wtc that there are planes coming in to kill everyone, because terrorists are the lulz

go back to bed

hijack a plane

everybody are gone?

get on a plane?

Wake up head to another day of fifth grade just like last September 11, 2001; same old, same old.

FUCK YOU

I AM NOW AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
AND I LOST THE GAME
AND THE FINAL COUNTDOWN IS PLAYING IN MY HEAD.

Rape women left and right, then stash them in the WTC. Steal gold from WTC7

Get video cameras set up at all best possible positions and sell the recordings to major news agencies at exorbitant prices

6am? i try to figure out whose house i am and how i can sneak out before she wakes up

drive down to the pentagon just for funsies.

>>109902345


Do I know whats goin down?

Cause I would haul a grenade launcher to the roof of the WTC Building and fire all the missles at it

Then, I would freak out cause now the feds are coming, I forgot to use only 1 proxy. Whipe out the CP on my parents (still lived at home when I was 15 in 01) computer before they got home and found out.

1: Find the one girl I've ever wanted in the most physical way I could ever imagine...
2: Tell her the world is going to fall in a matter of mere hours.
3: Convince her that we must begin the repopulation process.
4: Commence Repopulation Process...
5: Watch World Trade Center fall
6: Bitch gets mad when she see's "the world falling"
over 9000: Bitch storms out
8: ????
9: Profit


I just had sex with the only person I wanted physically. Good day to me!

I would take a video camera to a totally awesome vantage point for the crashes, record that shit, and sell the footage for like a billion dollars.

Of course, I would pretend to be shooting a documentary about hobo sex in New York City so they wouldn't suspect me of being in cahoots with the terrorists just because I happened to be at the ultimately perfect spot filming when the attacks happened.

Yeah. I'd be RICH, BITCH.

get on /b/

Why my childhood hero is shitting on his legacy by joining the Wiz

>>109903222
failtard. good luck finding /b/ in 01

get ready to lul

1. Alert everyone to the terrorist's plans
2. Become national hero
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!!

Sky dive naked off the WTC before planes hit.

not go to school

they let us out early that day...

>>109903141
>>109903141

too late, see >>109902997

I'm jewish. I've just recieved a call from the Israeli consul in Washington, "don't go to work at the World Trade Center today", and he hangs up. "What the fuck?", I say to myself. I go make my self a snack, look downtown out the window, fap onto the streets below...

i knew it i knew it... but i wouldnt do it

I wonder WTF I'm doing in NYC.

The night before, I fell asleep in a forrest in Eureka, California

This already happened to me!
Answer is: go to school, have shit scared out of me, and worry about siblings.

Also the simpsons episode about them visiting NYC and specifically the towers was on tonight.

Get the highest definition video camera I can find. Get in position and record!

I would warn the world about one of the most horrific tragedies ever:

The start of 4chan in three years.

Hopefully, that grim fate could be avoided.

Rob people in the ensuing chaos and invest it in Google

Set off the fire alarms in the WTC... Or set fires in it, either way.

find the best seat in the town to watch the plane's try out for a job in the world trade centers, and lol

I'd watch TV all day. Something tells me there'll be some interesting news stories on soon...

I'd go to WTC, watch planes wreck WTC, look at people jumping from WTC, lul

go onto the roof of WTC and fap like a mad man

>>109903441

Mine was better because it included the words "hobo sex".

>>109902899

underage b@

Grab some beers and a deckchair and go find a good view.

>>109903459
but WHO WAS PHONE?!

Go to school. Our ninth-grade history class has a study session (lol study in high school) today. The test tomorrow is gonna be a bitch.

Call my local B'Ni B'rith office and say hai guise, the plan's changed, go to work today! We've rescheduled the attack for next week.

Rob the WTC of all valuables, making sure that noone who knows i robbed it actually lives. mmm..money...

look out the window laugh and say yeah we had it comming

>>109903676
you are also a failtard. 3 years? You're either a dipshit or a newfag..

but then again, welcome to /b/....
the cesspool for newfaggotry

Sorry but I am actually boarding a plane. I really hope they dont find my weapons in the check-in.

I am going to New York though..

>>109903931
False, I'm 18 and a senior in high school.

lrn2math

Wait patiently and bet on the next eight World Series'.

This premise makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Why the fuck would I wake up at six in the morning? That doesn't sound like something I'd do at all.

Call the police and tell them that there's a madman with an AK-47 holed up on the top floor of the Empire State building.

>>109904121

then u must have just turned 18 u young fucker

Go to WTC's day care center, kill staff, rape lolis, then mug everyone I see on the way out and leave myself enough time to flee.

Bet this girl a blowjob that a plane will crash into something and create history :D

Today is a wonderful day to pimp rides.

Make frantic warnings.
Then bask in glory when everyone feels foolish for not believing the crazy conspiracy theorist.

Either that or I'd be regarded as a terrorist and get my ass shipped off to Guantanamo

1.Videos
2.Profit

fap

Cum on the WTC and take credit for them falling down.

sell my stocks
buy stocks in airport and border security

commence my job, i'm the window cleaner for the wtc and just as i finnish the very last window i look around and what do you think i see?.. a plane! and i'm like "COME ON!!"

>>109903720

Very nice idea.

I would call the police and tell them that I had gone into a time warp and I had seen everyone die in the towers.

Given that the federal government would listen to me, they would evacuate the towers. They would ask if Jesus had helped me and I would say no, it was just a time warp and I wish people would stop trying to give Jesus all the credit for saving those lives.

call in multiple bomb threats to the WTC from payphones around the city.

>>109904383
True, but still not underage

18 > under 18

a fucking barrel roll.

I would become my own grandfather.

make sure i get kick ass footage, profit

I run to the World Trade Centers and Count Down, Holding a sign that says "When I Say Zero, America goes to war with Sand Niggers!!"

Make some hilarious prank calls to radio stations prolly

call a bomb threat in to all the local high schools and make sure all the local authourities are to busy to respond properly to the whole plane thing, then lol at the increased body count

1. post online that I've masterminded a plan to destroy WTC with airplanes
2. Fap vigorously as I am torchered by FBI
3. ???
4. Break even

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get recording deals for every song from then on

also play the lottery on the 100 or so days that I remember

and make bets on everything (ie. Super Bowl)

finally, make a bet for over 9000 dollars that McCain picks Sarah palin, obama picks biden and then pick every single cabinet member and become famous by predicting hurricane katrina, bhuttos death, Thailand tsunami, ect.

catch the liberty ferry for safe viewing

Go to 4th grade. Later some kid will tell me about the wtc but I won't believe him because I don't know what that is at the time.

Get my ass to Newark Airport and slice some fucking sand niggers up

Go inside the towers, murder 20 people, towers fall anyway, I get away with it.

Then smoke a bowl, and go back to bed.

be happy that i am now back with my ex, and live in his state now, and go to his house and wake him up by sucking his dick.

ditch school + take subway downtown to get a good view

>>109905235
UNDERAGE B&. I was in 6th and I am 18 now. GTFO.

ure not funny go the fuck away

bawwwww

i'm gonna go to WTC and block the exits with various items, shit is gonna be so cash.

SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>109905442

He could've been held back two years. Would you really be surprised?

>>109905450

newfag read wiki yday

call faux news

*Look out the window*
FUUUUUUUU~

spam gaia

the same thing I do every day, try and take over the world

buy a sony and become millionaire

inb4 barrel roll

I'll wait by WTC7 dressed as a cop or swat team member, with all the shit happening the won't suspect me, then I would steal me some gold.

fap

prove it was the jews

bz

Holy balls... I live in New York and I woke up at 6:00 every morning (Including Sept. 11). I'd do what I did, take a shower, get dressed, and go to work.

do what the rest of the rich elites and government officials did that knew about, make investments and get fucking rich

BUY SHIT TONS OF MOTHERFUCKING OIL
sell in summer of '08

>>109905821

winrar

Slowly meditate over the teachings of Mohammed, say my praises to Allah, put on my best shirt and pants and head out to the. 72 virgins, here I come!

Same thing I did last time: Fucking watch my digimon.

P.S. Sora's fucking hot.

Go back to bed. I work nights and am an insomniac. Why the fuck would I want to be awake during the day?

>>109905218

you remember 100 days of lottery numbers? some kind of genius?

get video camera up
set up investments
get money into off shore account
sell video
????
profit

Try to go on /b/.
Rage at /b/ not existing.
RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a barrel roll of course

PENISPENISYou should signup at http://6850.atu.ca/ and then go to Games=>Domination or Rape=>"Welcome in hell" and just keep playing the freaking game until you cum!!!VAGINAVAGINA

>>109902997
get in position at a semi-distant building and moon the camera, some of the newspapers don't catch it and unknowingly publish my ass for the world to see

I would immediately short American Airlines stocks.

Kill Moot so this fucking shithole place would never exist.

rwsnv

I would broadcast it live on some youtube type of site and say GOD told me in advance, then build up a church, get rich and fuck my female disciples.

>>109905821
/thread

get the biggest muthafuckin speakers ever, and rikroll NY while its happening

put bomb in bag. go2 airport.

You get as many kikes as possible into the top stories of the WTC buildings.

start up a message board called 4chan
see how it goes

i was in 5th grade

we just got to leave school early

Host all types of conventions in the top of the WTC of people i dont like

Bitch, don't wake me up, I got a good hour to sleep before I wake up for 6th grade. Srlsy tho. I live in NY.

>>109903720
this might work, if the timing was right. Just telling people "the towers are gonna fall" no one would believe you. Fire alarm= evacuated floor at least, repete prosses for extra heroishness?

get some popcorn. get a good seat.

plant fake evidence and claim to have lost a family member in the debris. collect on all that free cash.

report that a bomb is inside both towers causing a immidiate evacuation of both buildings, thus saving thousands of lives.

win for me even if i did go to prison.

>>109906976
this but fuck a chair afterwards

pull a lawn chair and watch the fireworks. In a safe distance obviously.

go to pentagon
get high speed camera set up
prove it was a missile!

>>109907910

Exacly alternative is to call in a bomb threat. I mean, it's happened before, they would have to evacuate. Then watch as the retards crash into mostly empty buildings.

The people on the planes are fucked though... Unless you mess with ATC, maybe. Not sure how you'd manage it.

rape and pillage.

is /b/ really that young?.. god i was n high school when it happened

>>109908781

if you changed what happened then things in the future could be different...could even end up with a nigger as president

nah that will never happen

Laugh

call the fbi let them know, whore yourself out as the most knowledge intelligence agent ever

do what a friend of a friend did -- he put his video camera on the twin towers after the first plane hit. when the 2nd plane hit he sold the footage to cnn for $40,000. it was the footage from brooklyn, either the first or 2nd one that was shown on the air

>>109903464
?????????????????????????????????????

AN HERO IN THE WTT

wake and bake

Call Bush, tell him that after this day he his on thr road to becoming the worst President ever.

6am lol

Strap bomb to my self.
Get on plane.
anHero

set up cameras all over the city. Specifically in areas that there were cameras that were confinscated. Then Sell the footage. Suppose I might try to warn people but meh they prolly wouldnt even listen.

make sure everyone has their box cutters

An hero.

OMG 6am it's late!!!!! I'm losing the plane i'm supposed to hi-jack.

>>109909437

No, if we changed that, then the patriot act would have been read and not passed, Afghanistan and Iraq would not have been invaded, the nightclubs in Bali would not have been bombed, the busses in London would not have been bombed, and America would still be cool. Also, you can imagine that Bush would still be a pretty cool guy if a bit of a silly one.

Oh, and we'd have gone back to the fucking moon already with the trillion dollars spent on the war.

See, before 9/11 I though America was an nice place, hell, I was going to move there. Then all of a sudden, the constitution that I admired was torn to fucking shreds and America went to war against all the wrong countries and they only invited further attacks. So I moved to Australia instead.

Go into WTC. Shout YALL NAGGAS ABOUT TO BE KILLED!!!!! Walk out.

prepare for lulz

Already happened. I realised that I was late for my flight home to Australia to see my mum. Damn thing they canceled all flights, I was like 15 stuck in some small town I cannot remember. That really sucked.

get parachuite. Stand at top of wtc. Jump when it begins to collapse. Get major poonage.

1 buy a motherfucking badass camera

2 take pictures and buy more cameras so i can videotape from different angles

3 run when the dust clowd comes

4 recover camera, sell to media

5 ???

6 PROFIT!

1. Take a ride to Pennsylvania
2. Dig a giant hole
3. Start a fire near the place
4. Say an airplane crashed here
5. ??????
6. PROFIT

>>109910751
I know man, when i was a kid, i thought i was living in the best place on earth. Now, I wanna go to Europe...

Turn off alarm. Go back to sleep

I'd realize I have no idea how to contact the FBI, I completely forget what airline/number the planes were, and there is obviously no way of looking it up. So I'd probably just pack up and move to Canada.

Sell off all stocks.

>>109903289
I feel your pain

Board UA Flight 93, convince the other passengers to not rebel against the highjackers, lul as everything goes according to plan and it crashes into the white house, killing everyone, even me.

complain about windows xp.

and tell mac to fuck off.

then realize my dog can't argue with me and go back to sleep.

Pull a Cloverfield.

ie. Run around like a retard with a camera complete with obvious and obnoxious commentary.

>>109911359

WTF?!? I didn't tell anybody what I did!

Jump off the top of the twin towers onto the windshield of one of the oncoming planes.

Board flight 93, re hijack from terrorists, crash into moots house.

1)get good veiw
2)fap

Run massively through WTC naked/piss the security off.

nigger nigger nigger