>>12704312 (OP)
I'm ronery. No single girls irl.
Don't look good in photos for the internet girls.

>>12704323
Yiayia thinks every man is being a prince to some girl. You should go out more, talk to more girls. If the girls of the internet are not talking to you first, you should talk to them first. Talk to a nice girl and get married. Yiayia will tell her how to keep you happy.

I think I might have slight autism.

I was reading some symptoms in adults and some were spot on. Example:

>Preoccupation with certain topics. For example, older children and adults may be fascinated by video games, trading cards.

whew I stopped caring about those a long time a-
>or license plates

uh oh

What should I do?

>>12704341
HELP ME YAJABAJA

>>12704341
Yiayia thinks you are too hard on yourself. Look at Yiayia, she is fascinated with cooking. Yiayia thinks there is no harm in your hobbies unless you have trouble talking to people and having the friends. If you have trouble with the friends and talking to girls (Yiayia assumes you are a boy; Yiayia's eyesight is not very good) and people say you are strange, you should maybe see a doctor who knows about these things. Yiayia thinks you are just fine, though.

I am currently registering into university and I have come to a dilemma. I have an option to choose to go on two starter seminars on two subjects (math / descriptive geometry and technical documentation) to refresh my knowledge about them. It would be good that I go because I never had descriptive geometry and technical documentation in high school and there is even a test at the end that gives me points in further studying. The problem is that the seminars are in September and me and my friends have planned to go on an Eurotrip in September. I really looked up to going there because I wold for my first time go in so many countries and I would also bond with my friends a lot. So if I choose these seminars all my planning goes down the toilet but if I don't I don't know how I will do at that land in when my classes.

My gfs sister is into some wierd shit.

She steals her sisters sex toys.
Was caught 'pleasuring' the dog.
Was caught watching 'pee porn'.

I think it's hot, her family shames her.

I want to encourage her and eventually get me some of that.

What do?

>>12704357
Thanks Yajabaja!

I'm having an affair with an older woman. I don't want to stop, but I don't want to disrupt her family or my family.

Wat do?

Yiayia, is my quest for knighthood a worthy quest?

>>12704358
Yiayia thinks you should go to Europe, especially if you go to Greece and find a nice Greek girl to settle down with. Yiayia understands that you are worried about your studies, but Yiayia knows you are smart and hardworking just like Yiayia and can study to make up the knowledge from the seminars. If you do not go, Yiayia thinks you will regret the opportunity to be with your friends and see new places.

Becoming jealous over someone I shouldn't be jealous about
Her boyfriend is beta faggot but she "loves" him as she fucks me

>>12704360
Yiayia does not know about these "sex toys" and "pee porn", but Yiayia does not approve of anything having to do with dogs. Dogs are for herding goats, that is all. Yiayia thinks that you should be happy with the girl you are dating and leave her sister alone. It is not good to come between sisters.

I will be alone my entire life because I am a dysfunctional asshole.
I have no desire to change this, but the loneliness still hurts.

>>12704373
Exactly what I was thinking except Greek girl haha. Oh and we aren't going to Greece but central and western Europe

>>12704368
Yiayia thinks you should be ashamed of yourself, but Yiayia knows these things happen to men sometimes. How will you ever get married and have babies if you are dating an older woman who is already married? Yiayia thinks you should find a nice girl who will marry you and do all the things the married woman does for you without all the sneaking around.

my limerance is mentally destroying me.

I met this guy yesterday and we talked for a while and he seemed nice. We exchanged numbers but since then he's been texting me alot and hitting on me every other text and he's beginning to creep me out. Should I just block him?

>>12704372
Of course it is, paidi mou. Yiayia thinks you will be great one day.

>>12704420
Thank you honorable Yiayia, I will continue forth than.

>>12704382
Yiayia thinks you should leave this girl alone. If she is not going to be loving you and has a boyfriend already, Yiayia thinks she will be bad for you and keep you from finding someone who will love you. Yiayia thinks you deserve better.

I keep messing up chances to date with woman. My friend wants to introduce me to a single girl today, but I feel this overwhelming nervousness that I will screw it up or seem uninteresting to her, like I usually do. Halp!

i am bortherd because yiayia is refreing to yiayia in third person

>>12704394
Aw, Yiayia is sorry to hear that you have such bad feelings about yourself. Yiayia thinks you are a good person with bad habits, and that you should think about who you want to be. You only have yourself in life, eh? If you try to be the person you want to be, Yiayia thinks you will not end up alone. Yiayia thinks there is someone for everyone.

>>12704437
She's also my cousin btw
inb4 ew incest is wrong

>>12704443
yiayia pls respond

>>12704407
Yiayia thinks you need to get outside more and do something to take your mind off of romance. Hard work never hurt anyone. Yiayia thinks that if the romance is meant to be, it will be. And if not, you will still have accomplished things and not wasted time daydreaming.

>>12704415
If this boy is not treating you with respect and trying to get you to "give up the goods" before you are ready, Yiayia thinks he is not worth your time. Also, you should be safe, because Yiayia does not want anyone to hurt you.

>>12704466
yiayia pls respond>>12704443

>>12704438
Yiayia thinks you are putting too much pressure on yourself. Go out with the girl and just have fun, do not try to impress her. If the girl does not like you, it is not because you are, as you say, screwing up, it is because it is not a good fit. Yiayia thinks there is a girl for you who will like you for who you are and you will not need to pretend to be interesting.

>>12704443
You should be more respectful of your elders. Yiayia is old and her English is not so good, but Yiayia loves you anyway.

I met this amazing girl a few months ago. We hit it off rather quickly, and have been talking daily since then. There are mutual feelings between us, which is all well and good, except she lives half a country away from me. The soonest I can obtain the time and means to see her isn't for another couple of months, unfortunately. How do I keep someone who is constantly being hit on in her neck of the woods interested in me til' I can fly out and swoon her in person?

>>12704484
i luv you too yiayia

>>12704454
Yiayia is thinking this is not good. What if, me genoito, you are getting a baby together? No, no, Yiayia thinks you will be happier with a girl who is loving you and is not your cousin.

>>12704508
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>>12704486
Yiayia thinks that if you are in love with this girl and she is in love with you and it is meant to be, a couple of months is nothing. You should talk to her and treat her nicely and talk about the things you will do with her when you are together. Girls like to feel that they are special and will do things for men who make them feel special even if it is difficult. Yiayia was a girl once, she knows.

>>12704546
Aw, will do, Yiayia.

>>12704454
Reading this fact made me aroused.

Whatdo, Yiayia?

>>12704774
Yiayia thinks you should put it out of your mind. It is a distraction from real happiness.

Sup Yiayia, I'm thinking about committing suicide, because a loved one of mine might die soon.

I don't really want to die but I think I ow her that and I love her really much. However I have a lot of people who love me and my life is relatively happy, but I can't imagine living without her, she's been with me for twelve years or so. She has just always been so good and I think I should honor her memory to prove how much I love her that I would be able to sacrifice my life for her.

I just love her so much, I don't think I can make it if she dies.

>>12704979
Yiayia is sorry to hear about your loved one. But, consider that if this person loves you, she would want the best for you, and that means she would want you to live and be happy even if she was gone. Losing someone is difficult, it takes time to get over, but it is better to keep living. Is it fair to deprive the other people who love you just for this one person? No. So, enjoy your time with your loved one while it lasts and then let her memory live on in you. Yiayia hopes that you will find a way to be happy even after she is gone.

>>12704979
I have a similar problem as him, i want to kill myself. Not because i lost someone though, i honestly dont have a reason. I feel hollow and im always sad. I cant find fun and happiness anywhere i look anymore, im fucking up my future, and even if i got that on track i cant see anywhere it would go. I feel pain all the time emotionally and physically just from being sad, and i feel like the only way i can stop it is by ending it all. I dont know what to do anymore.

Hi yiayia,

My girlfriend has been really distant lately, she never really seems to want to talk to me, the last time i saw her was only for a minute or two and she just seemed really angry. She told me she needs time and space and when i asked if she even wanted to be in a relationship anymore she said she didnt know and needed time to decide. That was almost a week ago now and im having a really hard time waiting. We were always talking and hanging out before all of this and now i dont see her and she rarely replies when i text her. She has depression and social anxiety and i dont know if this is just because she is feeling depressed right now or if she is trying to figure out how to tell me we are done. Im really scared, i dont want to lose her, i cant even imagine life without her at this point. But all of this thats happening is putting a real emotional toll on me. Do you think i should wait it out for a few weeks or try and confront her about how i feel and tell her that i need an answer. Also, we used to fool around but she told me that she feels like im only in the relationship for sex, even though we never went all the way. Honestly i was always the one performing sexual acts, and rarely asked for anything in return. I always go out of my way to try and make her feel special and to show her i love her. I just dont know what to do now.

>>12705076
Yiayia understands what it's like to feel the sadness that does not seem to go away. But as Yiayia's Yiayia said, it is better to struggle and live, because what new thing can a dead man experience? Yiayia thinks you should visit your doctor, as sometimes these things require the medicine. But Yiayia thinks you should worry less about where your road. The road will go where it goes, what matters is that you have tried your best. Until you have done all the work you can do to make yourself happy, how can you know if you could have been? The work itself brings happiness for many. Yiayia hopes the best for you, paidaki mou.

>>12705131
Yiayia thinks this girl is not good for you. If she is not so good with people and is sad, then she may be having difficulties trusting you. But if you have done nothing to deserve this from her, then it is wrong for her to treat you this way. It is good that you are trying to understand, but if she cannot talk to you about what is wrong exactly, how can you fix it? Yiayia thinks that you should talk to the girl and tell her how what she is doing makes you feel and that you only want to be with someone who wants to be with you. If she cannot be that girl, then let her go and find a girl who does want you.

Well, here's the thing I have this close female friend of 8 years now (refers to me as her best friend), she has been leaving drunken voicemails to to saying how she loves me, how wonderful I am, good looking...ect and if no one else loves me she always will for the past 4 years. Then 3 years ago, she started sent me a few semi nudes/provocative pics of herself, once again, she was drunk. What does this mean?

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>>12705191
>what does this mean
You idiot.

>>12705191
you've had a thread with like 50 posts about that. you live too far away, don't worry about it so much. yes, obviously she likes you and wants to fuck you and all that. STOP ASKING

>>12705191
Yiayia thinks your girl friend wants to be your girlfriend but can't admit it, ehh? But Yiayia does not approve of the drinking and the sending of the pictures in this way. A girl who has no respect for herself and will not tell you how she feels when she is not drunk is not good. Yiayia wonders who else she may be sending these things to. Yiayia thinks you should keep your friend a friend and find a nice girl who will tell you you are good looking and wonderful to your face when she is not drunk.

>>12705283
holy shit that's annoying. just, holy shit. please die.

hahaha

>>12705283
are you dead yet? please be dead, I'm begging you.

I am likewise suicidal, Yiayia.

My body is damaged and permafucked and I've failed at everything in life. My life is crumbling and I am crumbling with it.

The only thing keeping me alive is the alcohol, which helps quiet the voices that remind me of my failures and tell me constantly that everything I do is shit. Most importantly, it quiets the voice that keeps telling me to kill myself because I've fucked up my life beyond repair.

So, my question:
What kind of alcohol do you recommend?

>>12705713
Yiayia is fond of whiskey and uzo. But Yiayia thinks you should also talk to the doctor about what can be done to make your life easier without the drinking.

>>12705773
please kill yourself.

>>12705782
So angry, arkoudaki mou. Be patient. Yiayia will not be around forever.

>>12705911
please die soon

>>12705773
What kind of whiskey?

>>12705925
contrived 3rd person bullshit whiskey

My grandfather died on Tuesday and I don't know how to feel about it. He and my grandmother raised me, as my parents died when I was younger. I know how I'm supposed to feel about it, I just don't know how to get there or how to initiate those feelings, I just feel like I'm in a state of arrested development about the whole thing and I'm not used to it at all. I'm not aspie or anything, I have a girlfriend, a healthy social life and am an active, well-adjusted individual in all other aspects of life. It's just this one thing that I just don't feel. Or I feel empty. I can't tell the difference. Any advice?

I'm afraid I'm wasting my time with a confused and annoying girl and it's frusturating me because I know I could just move on.

I've taken her on 4 dates. We were fooling around by the second one where she asked me to become her fuck buddy. She's just gotten out of a relationship and texts me at least every three days or on the weekends. We haven't had sex yet, but she pushed me away the last time we hung out when I was just going for a little cuddle and now we don't hang out but she still texts me when she's not busy.

What the fuck is going on in her girl brain and am I better off just looking elsewhere for romantic pursuits? Am I just being strung along by a confused little girl?

Thanks for reading.

>>12705925
Glenmorganie

>>12705936
Yiayia is sad to hear that your pappou has died, but don't feel too bad if you do not feel something right away. You feel the way you feel. Sometimes grief takes time to set in. Just remember the good times with your pappou and be happy that you had those. Yiayia thinks he would be pleased with that.

>>12706007
You already know the answer. This girl is not wanting a relationship with you and pushes you away? Let her go and find a girl that wants you. Yiayia agrees that you would be wasting your time otherwise.

>>12706053
>You already know the answer. This girl is not wanting a relationship with you and pushes you away? Let her go and find a girl that wants you. Yiayia agrees that you would be wasting your time otherwise.

You're right. I forgot I should always trust actions and not words. Thank you Yiayia.

>>12705191
I've been in a similar situation except my female friend thinks of me as a brother, brotherzoned isn't so bad, right?

Yiayia, I'm moving in with my fiance very soon and he seems stressed about money already. I've shown him the math dozens of times (we won't be having a hard time at all, plus we don't have to pay rent right now so it's even easier), but he still is stressed about it and has fucked up his sleep schedule terribly in his worry.

Do you see anything that I can do to help him? It kills me to see him like this, and it hurts me a lot that he doesn't seem to be looking forward to being with me.

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>>12705339
Be kind to Yiayia, she sounds like a Khajiit.

>>12706108
A whore is a whore regardless of what she thinks of you.

Yiaya, I am still in love with my ex boyfriend. He is beginning a budding friendship with a prettier, confident girl which I Believe was the reason in his falling out with me. How do I resist from checking her twitter. They fucking do everything together.

>>12704312 (OP)
Yiayia, why won't they hire me? They say I'm too well-rounded which makes me overqualified for any entry-level job. Isn't life about filling the sphere? They say my references are useless because I worked for old people and they're off to a better place and the new people who work there now have no idea who I am. Yiayia, I am troubled.

Yiayia, I have a crush on this girl, but I've only seen her at her job at Petsmart. Even when I go there for stuff I barely see her; I think she works in the back room or something. I've talked to her once and made her laugh, bu that was like 3 months ago. Should I even try or should I give up? And how to go about it if I should....

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This thread is the best.

Look, what is problem? You meet me, you meet Sergei, we are all friends now. Wait, hang on…please! Another drink for my new friend! Anyway, like I say, is one hour maximum drive only. I take you in my car, no problem. Is BMW five-series. We take pills on way, you feel very, very good when we arrive. Like on fire, but nice. You know? Vanya is also my friend, he is very good DJ. He is spinning best house music and we will dance all night. Best music, best pills, best girls, best champagne, everything the best. We go now, okay?

Yiayia, how do I overcome anxiety? It sounds like a dumb excuse, but sometimes I feel so paralyzed I have trouble even getting out of bed in the morning, to do normal, painless tasks. I'm not even undergoing any real hardship.

>>12704312 (OP)
Dear Yiayia:

I am a community college student. I have no job or source of income, and I feel like a drain on my parents. They try to cheer me up and make me feel useful, but I know that inside, they are disappointed in me. How do I pick myself off the ground, Yiayia?

>>12706626
Over there—is your girlfriend? Very pretty. She will come too. We will all feel very nice and dance. The pills, they will not cost you nothing. Is my brother's place, everything for free. Is heated pool, is bar in basement, is, ahh…is home theater, is craziest sound system—everything you want. But we go now. Is late and I tell Yuri—Yuri, he is my brother—I tell Yuri I am coming there half hour ago. Get girlfriend now. We go.

>>12705191
She sounds like a slut. For all you know she could have sent the same pics to dozens of other guys. You are nothing special to her, anon.

>>12706636
Thank you Yiayia
I will do my best in college and get a great job after I graduate

>>12706150
Yiayia is thinking that your fiance is not just worried about money, yes? This is a big change for both of you. These men, they are not so good with talking about their feelings. The only thing you can do, kopellara mou, is to try to show him that things will be well otherwise. And you should cook for him. Yiayia has never known a man that could be too upset when there was good food on the table.

>>12706150
You know what is your problem? Is too much thinking. You will never do nothing you're whole life, just think. What is to think about? Take pill, dance. Simple. You think you know everything, but you don't know nothing. I have Breitling watch like this because I am thinking all day? No. Because I am doing. You would not believe me if I tell you things I have seen.† Crazy, crazy things. But maybe, you think, you are better than me. Are you thinking you are better than me, my friend? That would not be—hold on, is my mobile. Da? Nyet…nyet…nyet…da…nyet…nyet…da, dosvedanya. Is Yuri. You see, my friend? You are making us late. Sergei, you go now. I stay for little while longer and talk to new friend.

>>12706514
Yiayia thinks you should not be jealous of his new friend. This boy has lost you, how good could he be? Let her have him and be thankful that this boy is gone now and not after you have married him. Go out and talk to new boys rather than following the old one. Yiayia is sure you will find one that is better than the last.

>>12706514
You do not understand me, my friend! Please, do not go! Sit! Sit! Here, let me buy you drink. Relax, and we talk. Look, I only want for you to have good time, so why you resist? You hurt my feelings…here, drink. Good! Here is mine, too. Yes, very good. Now, why not you come for little while, and if you don't like, you just leave, no problem? I take you back myself. Please, go talk to girlfriend. I wait for you here.

>>12706532
Do not be troubled. Yiayia will tell you something that her pappou once said: the man who says you are too qualified for your job is afraid that you will take his own job one day. Yiayia knows you will keep trying, because you are a hard worker and that you will find something. In the meantime, perhaps you should volunteer to show that you have skills until you can find a job that fits you.

>>12706571
Yiayia thinks that if you like this girl, you should talk to her. Ask her name. Tell her that you know she is busy, but you enjoyed talking to her. Give her your number or the e-mails, smile, and let her decide. If she does not call, no problem. If she does, you know she likes you.

>>12706532
Ah, yes! Now you see! You will not regret, my friend. It will be night of your life, is my promise. Whoa! You almost fall over, my friend! Ha, ha, ha! Is no problem. We get you pills, you be okay. We go now.

>>12706626
If you are a good student, Yiayia knows that you will do well one day. When you are finished with the school, then you will get a job and you will have your own money and your parents will be very proud of you. Yiayia is already proud of you, because you are in the schools. If you need money, get a part time job around your classes. Yiayia knows you will work hard.

>>12706729
Thank you Yiayia, I needed that.

Yiayia, I hate shaving my face. I'm also kind of ugly, and not shaving adds to this ugliness. Should I get laser hair removal? (Seriously, I have too much hair everywhere all the time)

Also, should I make my girlfriend a steak or a delicious roast for her birthday?

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So I told my girlfriend I needed to have a talk about the fact we never do anything. She hides in her room with her video games, and god forbid I get in the way of that. Bloody addict that refuses to do anything about it.

Anyways I can't have a talk with her, short of barging into her house. The premise of this is I'm done, and I'm leaving her.

I'm trying to talk to her rather than dump her over text, but its fucking impossible. Should I go fuck it and do it anyways at this rate, or is there some key phrase other than "we need to have a talk". Because that one sure aint working.

Teach me your ways Yiayia

>>12706798
Perhaps you are too hard on yourself. Yiayia herself thinks that a real man has a proper beard and your girl no doubt likes you as you are. But if it bothers you, paidi mou, you should do what you need to do to make yourself feel good. Yiayia would recommend the roast.

>>12706800
Yiayia does not understand the attraction of these video games. It is good for sometimes with friends, yes, but all the time? Bah. If the girl will not come out and talk to you, maybe you could go visit her? And if she will not let you visit, then Yiayia is thinking you must unfortunately break up with her by the text or the e-mail. Just explain why and why you were not able to do it in person.

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>>12706897
Yeah I'm trying to physically talk to her.

But I think this is all I can do now. I don't really get the obsession with MMOs, but whatever.

Christ

Yiayia, what the fuck do I do? I like this girl so much and she knows this, yet basically ditched out on me last night. We havent talked for 8 days. I want to say it is because she goes on a trip in a month, for 6 weeks and doesn't want to get attached, but seriously, the way she is going about doing this is retarded. Do I just call her up and say
"this is stupid, how do we go from hanging out / talking all the time, to this?"
or do I just give up? I am seriously at the end of my wits, Yiayia.