>>12170143 (OP)
Kick yourself in your butt and learn to pull your weight.

>>12170143 (OP)
So you depend on your mom for money?

You longer you go without any job experience, the worse it looks to a potential employer.

Move to Sweden, become man prostitute.

Get a job. Even if it's just a couple days a week, it'll get you up and out of the house, and hopefully get your mom off your back.
You can't be left alone and live a quiet life if you're bumming off your parents.

find a job to earn a small ammount of money, a part time job, find the smallest and shittiest home u can and go on duing nothing, but working for some days
wont give u a nice future, but its the best thing u can do to dont do nothing and live easy

You're an adult, stop mooching off your parents.

>>12170183
>longer = worse
Watch out for self-fulfilling prophecies

PKid, seriously. Just do it. You sound like a pathetic faggot; get into a job, any job, and let the stress pump you up and then feel good about doing work.

>>12170143 (OP)
Better start working on getting career or eventually you'll find yourself deeply unsatisfied with life with no time or money to be able to make it better.

>>12170143 (OP)
you sound like a lazy bum. how long do you think you can keep living with mommy, and not contribute?

>>12170444
If he's like my uncle, well into his 50's. OP, just make sure you a crazy abusive shit to the point your parent(s) live in fear of your retaliation should they ever get the balls to kick you out.

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>>12170143 (OP)
Look kids! That shit's the future!

Jesus, OP. you fucking disgust me.
No one is going to give you a full time job, you don't have to worry about it. Are you trying to tell me you cant peel your fat ass off your computer chair twice a week for 5-8 hours?

Get a fucking job, you fucking lazy loser.

Do you have ADD or ADHD OP?

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this thread gave me cancer.

Join the army nigger

There's a medicine out there called Adderall, makes you interested in nearly everything, work becomes less annoying, although fun becomes a little less fun. Don't take too much though, or bad things will happen in your brain.

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>>12170143 (OP)
Happened to me 2 years ago when I was 19

>be a girl (5/10 tbh)
>spent whole life on computer, shipping guys, fapping to yaoi, being anti-social, high school was worst, almost never out of the house
>19
>mom wants me to get a job
>no.jpg
>too lazy, dont want, i got this nausines in my stomach when even thinking about it
>somehow i want to acomplish things but idk i where to start with fixing my life first
>my mind if full of fuck
>i like my fucked up life the way it is tho
>i think i'm not able to get used to living with 'grown up' duties such as work, thinking of future etc
>she realizes im a lazy fuck and finds a job for me
>season summer job, at sea (tourist time, cca 3 months)
>i had to move out because of it
>work in a supermarket
>normal people and co workers everywhere
>what the fuck
>this actually feels exciting, a new expirience
>meh
>wentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>got first pay
>best day ever
>didnt really miss internet that much, wasnt able to get to it in the first place
>found bf
>we are together for 2 years now

I guess it wasnt all bad. I never expected to get a bf, I was pathetic virgin. I expected only the worst out of that summer. But, it was a new thing that made me take at least 1 step forward away from where I was.

Most of you who replied to this thread are real cute. You have to be aware that it is a buyer's market. No one is hiring unless you are attractive or have connections. Besides, why you think getting a job is easy in a godawful economy.

I bet most of you have cushy jobs

Start a youtube channel and monetize your videos...invest in some bit coins, become a drug dealer..

>>12170534
I do but I don't really believe in that. The stuff at school was boring and completely irrelevant to my life not to mention the teacher couldn't teach anything.
I'm probably arguing with "proven science" but god give me something that interests me with a decent teacher and you'll have all my attention.

>>12170540
Hope it's dick cancer so you'll have to amputate your cock if you want to live

>>12170714
Did you get a surgery?

>>12170748
I don't mind a decent job but most jobs have shitty working conditions and the pay can't even give me enough to live on my own. Living along isn't a very smart financial move where I live.

>>12170748
>No one is hiring unless you are attractive or have connections.

Utter bullshit from someone with a severely defeatist attitude. I'm a 5/10 at best (21 y/o virgin) and antisocial as fuck, so no connections. In fact, the few connections I have through my parents were jobs that i couldn't get. The places I've been hired were places that i knew literally no one.

>>12170461
I know, it's sad as fuck.

To OP, you don't want to work, you complain about the economy, you have a reason not to do anything. THEN DON'T. Fuck.

You really should be thankful for any opportunity to make money and know that life is hard and that for most people, you're gonna have to eat some shit to get ahead in the world career-wise. If you think that YOU'RE somehow better than everyone else where a job is beneath you, I pity you., you disgust me.

Get your shit together, stop relying on your mother and have some respect for yourself and your own future. HUSTLE TODAY FOR A BETTER TOMORROW

>>12170985
>The stuff at school was boring and completely irrelevant to my life
thingsstupidpeoplesay.com
Every single person I know has thought that at one time or another. Every single one of them have been wrong.

>>12170992
You're lucky. I have a ba in government and politics and have a massive knowledge that its a structural unemployment crisis. It's not simple to get a job anymore. It might be defeatism but its reality.

>>12170936
YouTube: unless you're luckly, you will get chump change.

The rest of your ideas is asking for going to prison.

Bitcoins? That's nice, good luck with that

>>12170714
That's like what happened to me except

> mom never forced me too hard to get a job or go to college
> was useless for 4 years
> she died
> I go to college
> I get a job
> I become severely depressed to the point of wanting to die every day
> quit job and I hate even shopping there now, I panic
> need a new job for summer
> so depressed I can barely get out of bed most days
> on pills
> 3 more weeks until we know if they're really working or not.
> wish I had enough money to not have to work during the summer
> not gonna happen

I wanna die again please I really can't stand human interaction. I've tried for 4 years and I pretend all day and my conclusion is that I am just detective.

You sounds like a useless piece of shit OP.

You won't be able to get a job because no one wants to hire a lazy cunt like you.

You have 2 options.

1) Kill yourself.

2) Join the military.
The military already has enough lazy shitbags and fuckups as it is, but I guarantee you it will whoop your ass into shape and make you less lazy. You will have a routine, discipline, your own living space, and even get paid for it, plus learn some sort of skill.

Anon. Your quiet life is a burden on your parents. You may not think of it as such, but it is. Unfortunately, society requires that one support themselves.

>>12171113
I didn't think of the YouTube idea, that's a good proposal for OP.

OP learn how to edit and shit. You can make videos about how to do computer shit without even having to leave your room.

BTW I make monayyy on YT.

Cut the bullshit and stop being a shady individual. Why do you need motivation to contribute to society and live a modest life? Get out there you small dick jew

>>12171049
do you think swearing and acting like a cunt will make them want to get a job..oh wait tough love right? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

>>12171126
>I really can't stand human interaction

What's this bullshit with people on the Internet? You think you have a choice?

"Abloobloo I don't like people". Well, tough shit, son, me neither most times but I need housing, food and entertainment and the only way I can get those is through work, and I want good, expensive shit so I'm studying to get a well paying job.

>>12171068
fuckingmindreaders.info
Because you know what they teach at my school.

>>12171359
It's not about wanting a job. It's about duty and NEEDING a job.

and since when is it my job to make him WANT to do anything.

I don't care if I'm an asshole. That's fine Frankly, it's all the parents's fault. They made these monsters who think that the world is there to motivate them to DO things.

It should be that just being able to sustain themselves is motivation enough for anyone to get a job. "Hmm...i want to EAT today...i should get a job"

There are no reprocussions. Mom bitches for im to get a job...She should just kick him out. Clearly, he needs a motivator which my "tough love" is just too mean! boo hoo!

oh, i'm mad

>>12171095
>BA in government and politics
>BA

And now the core problem is revealed....

>>12171135
>Join the military.
Military isn't exactly hiring due to the sequester.

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>>12171614
Welp, at least you now know what your only option left is.

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>tfw also 19 but in college
>tfw also no job experience
>tfw feelin shameful

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>>12171649
you are me?

If you don't have a job then you're dead meat and not worth anything to anyone and in my opinion should be grinded up into burgermeat for the masses.

Yes, I am edgy, so what.