Dear Stevie Wonder,

Michelle,

I'm not flirting with you/talking to you anymore because you have a really bad butt chin.

>>9703647
Haha nice.

Fuck you for treating your boyfriend and your only real friend like shit. The new people you hang out with don't give a rat's ass about you and only hang out with you because you have a car and you pay for their alcohol like a retard.

I hope they find someone to replace you so that you're left with nobody, because that's what you deserve for turning from the nicest person in the world into a lying bitch.

Also, what the hell is up with you poking me on facebook out of the blue? Are you trying to be "friends" so that you can turn around and act like I don't exist again? Fuck you. If you have something to say, then you can come out and say it. I'm not going to waste my time with any games, you whore.

Dear Joseph McGow-Russell,
Has it already been nearly a year since we last spoke. You left on the morning of July 17th, ironically the same day I fell right back in love with you that same day last year. I endured and sacrificed myself in so many ways up to that point. I look back to our past from time to time. I don't know why I forgave you for cheating on me so many times. I knew you flirting with other girls behind my back, I couldn't say I didn't mind. I just didn't want to know and I just wanted to have you all to myself. During the relationship, I grew more and more like my mother. Controlling, deeming you untrustworthy, and so clingy...I don't blame you for leaving me behind soon after you stopped communicating with me. I miss you sometimes though. I miss how we fooled around and how after you did some major damage to me you always came back and healed my wounds only to reopen them soon after...I realize now you're just a scumbag and a fucking womanizer. I can't help but still bring myself to miss you and sometimes I wish you'd come back and talk to me. Clear things up, answer many of undying questions. Instead for now I'll casually stalk your Facebook and notice you already got a new girlfriend.
But, also, thank you. Thank you for leaving and because you left you freed me from the year long emotionally abuse you gave to me. I was your loyal little dog, ready to be your bitch when you asked. I was so easy. I wish you could've paid me back in some way. Maybe an act of kindness? Or maybe rethink the harm you always gave me? Maybe that's why you left. Oh well. The past is past.

Sincerely,
You'll Never Read This Anyways

Encyclopedia Dramatica was right. The Israelis did 9/11 and stole $2.3 trillion from the DoD.

Dear Dad,

I'm sorry that I never made it home for Easter dinner. I know how important it was for me to be there for Mum one last time. She always loved Easter the most but I just couldn't do it. You know that ever since she started dialysis she's been as upbeat as possible and it broke my heart to see her trying to cheer up the rest of the family.

We've had many good years together. I know Frank was there. I know Stacy made it, too. I don't want to think about what Mum's face must have looked like when I told you I missed my flight... especially since I missed it on purpose, but I never told you that.

I know that you must have passed on that I loved her very much but did you tell her I'd see her for her birthday in June? You probably didn't because we all knew she wasn't going to make it that long.

I still blame myself. She passed away not even a week later, while everyone was still there. I know she was waiting for me. I believed she died when she lost the hope that I'd be coming at all. I was so scared and torn up, I couldn't stand to see my vibrant mother emaciated and shriveled in that chair with all those tubes sticking out of her. I definitely couldn't watch her in a hospital bed slipping further away.

You deserve to hate me, Dad. If you never speak to me again, I understand.

Love, Jim.

Alexis
Stop talking shit behind my back. Thanks.
Sam

Dear .....,
I love you so much but there are so much reasons why we didn't work out. I wish we never broke up. I still want you in my life. I just wish you knew how much I'd do for you. I wish one day you realize but I hope when you do that it's not too late.

>>9703818

Sounds like something my ex would say. What a hoe.

Dear A,
I regret this relationship already.
Sincerely,
B

I genuinely enjoy spending time with you and fucking you, but I don't like keeping it a secret anymore. I want to publicly be "in a relationship" with you. I want to meet each others friends and families.

I wasn't raised knowing that fuckbuddies or FWB was a thing; I don't think I like it being a thing. The only reason I still fuck other girls is because I'm looking for one who will give me what you won't.

I know you're a liar but that's ok because so am I

With love .......Me ;]

Dear, Dick Clark...

Dear Adrienne,

I know its been four months since we've parted ways, but there are still things left unsaid that shouldve been. Normal people dont end relationships the way you did. Normal people talk about problems before they get to the point of ruining a healthy relationship. But you are not normal in any sense of the word. I mean that in the worst possible way. You are going to never have a real relationship because you dont understand the concept of work. You have never worked for anything in your life and you mostly likely will never have to. And for you I feel hatred that you are such a spoiled whore.

I literally laugh my ass off that I took your virginity and then you go off and decide we arent right for each other. I think its funny how I planted you first before your shit head BF whos two years younger than you still in HS and cant even drive yet. I feel sorry for you actually, that you are that stupid.

I feel angry I ever had feelings for someone as immature and stupid as you. I hate myself for that.

I also feel angry you started talking to this guy while we were still fucking dating. You are a whore in every sense of that word also.

I would be perfectly happy to never see you again, and also I would like my GTA game and rainbow six vegas back. you cunt.

Dear Stuck Me in the Friendzone,

You stuck me in the friendzone for years, you fuck me, then tell me you don't see me like that you were just doing me a favour by fucking me.
So when I go out and get myself a proper lady you spazz the fuck out and cut all ties with me...

Sincerely Quit Being A Bitch,
Umadbro?

P.S. CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT FOOD! FUCK, SMACKING IS SO ANNOYING/UNATTRACTIVE. The friendzone makes you stomach a lot of shit you wouldn't otherwise.

Dear the whole fucking group of you,

Buzzcuts are the least fucking attractive thing on the fucking planet, I'm not gay so you'd think I wouldn't know- but seriously they're fucking disgusting and ugly. Just wanted to put that out there. I don't even know why you're going after guys that are 18, and personally I don't even know why I hang around you all besides that friend zone attention you give me that I know is going to fucking change. Why, why back when I tried to hook up with you did you hook up with my fucking best friend? Why are every single one of you highschool shits going after those meth looking buzzcut wigger faggots with piercings and tattoos who can't even use fucking punctuation? You like "anime", huh? What fucking anime character has hair shaved down to the point that their almost bald? Not the "anime" characters you guys are going crazy over SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DATE BUZZCUT DOUCHEBAGS WHEN I HAVE AMAZING FUCKING HAIR. Let me tell you this: I speak 5 languages, motherfucker. I'm going to university in the fall while these assholes are working some dead end shit job. While I have my tuition paid for, I'll be spending my money on a fine Opus X cigar and enjoying it with a classy as fuck bottle of Negra Modelo. What are these fuckers going to do in their spare time? Choke on a fucking Marlboro that they spent half their damn paycheck on and drinking some HURR DURR BUDDDD LITEEEEE LOLOL. How classy does that sound? Yeah I'm skinny as fuck, but I know for a fucking fact I'm more attractive than these meth looking retards you associate yourselves with. So, please, keep in touch with me via Facebook. I'll be posting pictures of my worldwide adventures and travels while you rot away in fucking High School,

Dear A.

I'm in love with someone else. I'm sure we're having a way longer honeymoon phase than you and I ever could. Besides, I heard you tell C that you just wanted to fuck me and get it over with. There's nothing else left for us to do now, so I guess you're right.

I hope you enjoy the game I'm going to buy you before we break up.

B.

Hey Natalie, did vandersloot do it?

Tray, why did Zimmerman shoot you. Was it for your snacks

Or cause you were a jig

>>9704768

You know that muthafucker just wanted his Skittles

Michelle, I want to fuck your butt chin.

Dear Girl in choir who sings better than I do (Or G for short),
Stop it. Go join some magnificent ultra choir or something already. I'm tired of hearing you show off all the time during class; I GET IT, you can SING. I'm tired of being second best in everything, and you're only adding to my pain. I wish the other kids would stop comparing my voice to yours. Whenever things start to look up for me and I think I'm finally earning respect from my peers, you butt in with your sudden jazzy freestyles and everyone goes back to you. Fuck you. I hope you're given a scholarship that takes you super fucking far away from here. I just want you gone. It's not like anyone will respect me anyways, as much as I wish they would, but it'd help me to stop feeling like crap all the time.
Maybe I should think of you as a challenge, idk... You're a really fucking difficult one, though. Stupid cunt. If winning this challenge means making you feel the same way I do about you, then bring it on, bitch. I've got claws.

dear friends,

You know that I never complain when I hear you talking about your drug stories or whatever. But seriously the only reason I am not saying anything is cause I want you guys to fail at life. Your all shit heads who reckon your the shit cause you waste money on blow, but seriously you can't see what brainless fucks your turning into because of the shit you smoke. You can't even hold the confidence in social situations to enter a conversation without getting some inspiration in the bathroom. You all think that life is gay and that the best thing you can talk about is your lame trip stories. You think that there is anything great about the shit you do? I want you to fail at life. Every time you do drugs, I am so happy your ruining your lives.

Heya, J,

Half the time, when you talk, and I appear to not be listening, its because I'm fantasizing about slowly skinning you while you scream painfully.

Other J

Dear algebra,
fuck your shit. Seriously. No one cares about algebra. You are god's mistake.

Dear Mother,
I know you don't trust me, especially after having a child two years ago. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm graduating!! But to think you didn't believe me when I told you I was... You never believed me, even when I was still a girl, even when I told you of my dreams and goals before going to high school. You never took the time to listen to me, you stupid cunt. You never heard me when I told you I was dating, so when my boyfriend showed up at the door, you decided I was a sneaky cunt.
I TOLD YOU, YOU BITCH. MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T BEEN EATING ALL THAT TURKEY YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD ME.
I'm proud of myself, and all my friends are proud too. I've gone a long way in these past two years... You have failed to recognize it though. I broke up with him, because he'd never grow up and take responsibility. But you still hate me for the past. I was your right hand person, I'd carry out your wishes and do the stuff you had to do. I had to call places that you, as head of household, had to call. I had to fill paperwork for you. I had to keep your kids in check, but from the looks of it, the little brats won't change. R is going to have to pull his weight, he's smart, but he has a huge temper. J is going to be a coinceited little bitch. Good luck Mom, as soon as I get a job, I'm out of here. I'd room with B, cause that's the only brother I can tolerate, and at least he believes me too. Grow up, you are in your late 40's, stop being dependent on the oldest child, man up and stop your petty threats to get me to do shit for you.

>>9703638
Thank you, sir. This is a good thread.

Dear J,

So this is it huh? I can't believe it's over. I dated many girls before you, but I can honestly say you're the first girl I've ever truly loved. You mean everything to me. We've had some really great times together haven't we? From laying under the stars in each other's arms to talking on the phone till 8 am. I'm gonna miss that so much. You were the best gf I've ever had. But we both knew this was coming and there's nothing we can do about it. I know It seems like you're the only one who's sad about all this but trust me, I hate this as much as you do. I couldn't stand seeing you cry that day when I held you for the last time in my arms. I know I didn't show it but I was incredibly sad. I cried all that night. I'll never forget you. No matter what happens you'll always hold a special place in my heart. These past 3 years were the happiest I've ever been. I wish things could be different and we could spend the rest of our lives together. But we both know that it can't happen no matter how bad we want it to. Even though this situation is difficult for you just know that one day someone else is gonna come along, pick you up, dust you off, and put a smile on your face just like I did. I want you to never forget this one thing, I love you. With all my heart I love you. Good bye. Take care.

-Alex

To my friends and family,

I can't fucking stand you anymore. I can't stand this constant repetition and mockery you call "life".

I look around me and hear all of this never ending bullshit about how it'll all get better, and how easy it should be for me to find work, to have and do what is expected of me.
No matter how hard I work or try or what the fuck ever, it isn't enough. I don't have the strength or will to keep trying. I've worked as hard as I could to make it all work out.

And to you, "M". I can honestly say now, that I don't care about you anymore. I finally manage to achieve that. I don't care about anything anymore.

Problem is, I can't bring myself to end it. It would be so easy now, just pull the trigger and it all stops. But I can't do it. I don't know why.

I have hope though. I managed to stop loving you. Maybe with time I'll grow enough of a spine to pull that trigger. Here's hoping.

i think i might be bi
lol i find lesbo porn weird and i like straight porn better, but it makes me giiigggle hahaha
now that you know...

Hey. Hey you.
Don't scare the kid away. I need him.

Dear P,

Actually, you are pretty whiny and obnoxious. I've got to agree with Jack on that one. Oh, and you're fat too. Jack was right again. I never found you remotely physically attractive, and even though I apologised for calling you lazy and passive, it's what I really think of you. I thought I'd feel bad getting rid of you, but I actually feel pretty fucking awesome and proud of myself for giving you the boot. I don't miss you, because I realise now that you weren't worth the effort. You're also a hypocrite; all that shit you used to bitch to me about with dudes like C & C you pretty much did yourself, so now I think you're a real bitch, and pretty pathetic since you're happy being mediocre. You like being the big fish in the small pond, I think, but what you don't realise is that that doesn't make you good or exceptional. It just makes you the best of a shit population, which means you're average at the most. I'm relieved we don't talk anymore, and I'd love to just flame the fuck out of you one day for being so shit just to burst your deluded bubble of thinking that you're any good or even decent.

Dear God
Fuck me
With Love
Me

Dear Life,

I thought that the whole point was that I was supposed to find hope. I did. She cheated on me. Slut.

- C

Wow trying to write a letter to the girl I liked really made me realize how stupid I am for liking her as much as I do.

Thanks OP.

Dear P,
I love you more and more as each day goes by. You're my best friend and I want it to end because how can I love you so much when you're so far away? I'm so paranoid and sick and messed up and it'll never work out. If you had left me in February I would've been able to move on with my life. Each day you don't leave me is another day where I'm hopelessly devoted to you. Fuck you.

>>9705511
At least you can get dubs :(

Dear people who attract me,
I wish i had no feelings towards your types. At times i wish i was attracted to something I'd almost never see, so i wouldn't have to deal with this fucking infatuation and disappointment when i don't act. I'm tired of "Falling in love" over and over and want to just be single and happy. But no, I always have to meet some few who just seem great to me when i don't try to. I hope you all do something so disturbing that i will finally stop feeling anything towards your kinds. I am now going to be anti-social and disregard any person i see. Fuck attraction and my feelings.
Cheers, D

Dear me and everyone else lurking this thread

Stop reading these letters hoping that special someone wrote something about you. They didn't. This kind of behavior is borderline schizophrenic and it needs to stop. This picture represents your life you failure.

Kindly,
the end

>>9705596

Dear you,

I'm talking to you right now about personal things - but I still can't tell you how I feel about you nor will you understand why I'm in this rut unless I do - But I might lose you.

Fuck this,
Beta

Dear Z,

I love being your bro. I love spending time with you. You're smart, funny, and you always help me when I need it. You're everything that I've looked for in a relationship besides your gender.

Why am I so attracted to you? Why do I want to do naughty things to you? Will I ever be able to express my feelings to you in person? I'm so afraid of losing our friendship if my feelings disgust you.

Please respond,
B

Dear A,

I forgive you. But please never talk to me again.

Dear everyone I'm related to:
Stupid fucking with my stuff. And stop spreading drama around behind everyone's backs. That's juvenile, you're supposed to leave that stuff behind in highschool for fucksakes.

Dear friends: Stop lying to people. I'm sick of your dishonesty. I went through most of your facebooks at some time or other when you've left them open throughout the years, and I was disgusted with all of you. I feel like I'm the sanest and most sincere person in the group, and I spend all my free time on 4chan.

>>9705606
Jake?

Dear N,
You make me sick. I treated you like a king for a year and a half and you don;t even have the fucking decency to say hello to my face. You're an immature manchild with insecurity and daddy issues and I can't possibly understand what's made you change like this.

I'm furious, and I know I should just move on and forget but I can't get over the fact that you won't speak to me. What the fuck is your problem? Grow up and talk to me like an adult, I don't want to get back together, I just think it's pretty ridiculous to ignore each other when we were such a big part of each others lives for so long.

Sincerely, Anon.

dear t,

don't let this go. it really is a huge mistake. clouded judgement is no excuse to get rid of someone who cares about you as much as i do. the thought that we won't be together for another 6 years and all the rest after that terrifies me.

we are perfect. don't realize it too late.

Dear T,

I did so much for you these last 3 years.
I'm tired of all the bullshit.
After the semester is over, I'm sure I'm going to leave you
Good luck with bitchass.
I hope he keeps making you happy.

Love
D

Dear Universe,

Help me find the path to happiness.

Dear femanons in this place (the real ones)

I want to chat with you but not get attached to you.

Dear MAS,

I miss you, heaps. The close friendship we had was very important to me, and I am very sad that you shut me out of your life.

I hope your relationship with your girlfriend is going fine, and your life in general.

I've been smoking everyday.

Dear Y,
I uninstalled **** so I won't be coming back for a while. I'm sorry I couldn't add you on Skype or fb. I already have someone and I'm much older than you, that even a friendship feels wrong. You're too cute and I don't want to be tempted.

P

Don't go

Hey \\\\\\\\,
You mean a lot to me. I wish we were more open with each other. Also sorry for writing so big.

Hey, you're really getting ugly and old looking. You are aging really bad and you're only 32. Do something about it man, you look 45.

>>9703652

Fuck, this gave me palpitations. Where are you from?

>>9706562
Why not?

dear a,

i'm sorry for leading you on. i thought you were a nice guy, but after learning more about you, i realise that a) you're a bit of a dick and b) i'm not attracted to you, just the possibility of things finally working out with someone.

terribly sorry for using you. so, so sorry.

- l

Dear A

I know how you feel about me. I wish you would either act on it since its been bugging you for so long and stop giving a fuck what others say you should want. I wish you would be honest with me for once instead of being afraid to admit things. Its not like I dont know. All your actions and words make it very obvious. So please just do this, or just get the fuck over it so we can be friends again. You have no idea how painful it is to watch a friendship die just because someone is too afraid to do anything.

L, I don't know what has happened. Last week I felt like I loved you with all of my heart but yesterday kissing you, brushing your hair and touching you felt weird. I don't know whether it's my job stress or I was just in for the sex afterall. And thinking about it is naturally making it worse.

I'VE READ ALL OF YOUR LETTERS

>>9704956
Dear Alex. Please remind me, what drove us apart?
- J.

Why - do you keep me enthralled in a perpetual state of confusion?
Why - do I fail to keep you interested?
Why - do you tell me you like me yet make no effort to keep any sort of frequent contact with me?
Why - does every guy fall at me feet EXCEPT you?
Why- is fate playing a cruel game on me, that my first and likely only love isn't reciprocated. Why.

You apologized for never saying sorry to me for six whole years after what you did. You did it over the internet, though. I read into it more than I should have and I made a move on you and then it all went to shit.

Maybe I missed you. Maybe I wished that it went back to before when we both made each other happy. Maybe I expected you to resume thinking of me as amazing and beautiful like you used to.

Still, now I realize six years was too long. You had the opportunity to apologize so many times. I wasn't going to bite your head off. No, your pride was too important and that had priority over the fall out your stupid decision made.

You hurt me during a period of time in my life that I needed you most. You sent me on a horrible spiral down into hating myself. I never would have done to you what you did to me. I thought the world of you and in my heart I still do.

Sorry doesn't cut it any longer. You said nothing to me for so long and I don't know why I even gave you smiles when we were in the same vicinity. Your apology means nothing to me until you say it to my face, and I doubt you will ever do so.

You're an asshole. I hope you realize that soon.

>>9706641
Because he's simply not interested, sister.

I learned this the hard way. I suggest you move on.

>>9706641
Ooh! Ooh! I can answer these.

>Why - do you keep me enthralled in a perpetual state of confusion?
Because you think too much.
>Why - do I fail to keep you interested?
You don't. You just feel this way.
>Why - do you tell me you like me yet make no effort to keep any sort of frequent contact with me?
Because I want YOU to initiate conversation with me. I wanna know you like me, too.
>Why - does every guy fall at me feet EXCEPT you?
Because I'm a little bit more shy and introverted than you think.
>Why- is fate playing a cruel game on me, that my first and likely only love isn't reciprocated. Why.
Because you're melodramatic! "Likely only love?" If you want it to be reciprocated, try pushing for contact more, even though it goes against that notion of boys having to approach the girls. Show fate who's the boss.

Dear professor Ketter,

If there's a plane flying north at a velocity of 200 m/s and acceleration of 5 m/s/s, and I'm in a car driving in the same direction at 50 m/s while my friend is driving in the opposite direction at 20 m/s, am i less able to tell that the plane's accelerating compared to my friend?

Thanks.

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Oh look you made a half face here..

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Dear Mrs. Young,

I dont know if I can say I'm sorry. It's more than that. I know I was a little shit that did not want to take your advice but as your job as a guidance counselor you were to see that I would head in the right direction acedemically.

What I regret most is not knowing you had cancer and still took your work like a champ, even having to deal with me. I saw you in 2006 while I was in a coffee shop and you looked horrible I'm sad to say. I just couldn't muster up an apology and tell it to your face Had I known the hardship you were going through, I would of just kept my mouth shut, but I had to blow all my aggression on you way back when I was 17

I really hope you're still alive out there so I can find you and send what I have to say. Even though it's been just about a decade, Other than not giving a fuck about school and eventually dropping out at 20, this is my biggest regret for the many years I was in HS.

If I cant reach you, I will try to find your husband. You both were in your early 30s and loved the education jobs you had as he was the best Health teacher in the years I attended although I dont know if he was just timid, or holding his sadness over your condition.

I dont know what much difference this letter will make now, but I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry....

-R

Dear mom,
You tell me to do this and to do that. After I did it you suggest another thing. I'm still trying to fucking figure out how to do the things you want me to do and you're already running your mouth about how I sit on my ass all day. FUCK OFF. I don't even know HOW. Thanks to YOU I've been reliant on your fucked up guidance growing up and you just expected me to know everything. You think I just magically snap my fingers and out pops your fucking wish? You're so fucking unrealistic, and that's great and understandable because you're twisted. Now I rebelled because of this and its just enough fodder for you to feed on, hasn't it? Now you can tell me how I don't do anything because of YOUR bullshit. It was much better when you left me alone. Same with dad. I have every reason to not want to end up like you.

Dear Katie,
I miss you. A lot. I'm sure France is beautiful, and I know it's only for another week, but I wish I could see you this weekend.

Dear America,

Stop pushing, I know what I'm doing.

Yours, Allen

Dear Skye

I'm fucking sorry for everything I didn't do with you, i'm sorry that I kept on pushing for us to go out when you clearly kept on saying you didn't want to. But as much as you think I can, I can't just drop my feelings for you over night. I can't bear having you sit right behind me and have me not being able to talk to you, it's the worst feeling ever and I hate it beyond comprehension. When we broke up you said that you needed a break, I really hope that it's a break that we can come back from because I KNOW that i'm never going to lose my feelings for you, no matter what happens.

I love you.

N

Dear Dad

As I slowly watch you kill yourself with drugs, smoking and drinking, I can't help to think that I actually wish you sometimes was dead.

Not in a bad way, but it seems like you're in pain, like that one time, if I hadn't come over to you, you told me you would have killed yourself.

It hurts to watch you like this. It hurts to watch the man who raised you, not having a decent living situation.. Not having a retirement-fund.. Not having someone to share your life with. The one woman you propose to, ran out on you..

But it hurts the most, that I am slowly turning into you. And I don't think I can face that.

I am becoming increasingly lazier and I still have no idea how much it will cost me to get my life back on track. I aren't saying that I disrespect you, you came from a horrible poverty-stricken household, and lived on the streets. You somehow managed to get the money to move to where you are today. You learned the language, you got a job as a janitor and increasingly became the manager. You never gave up. I respect you for everything youve accomplished.

You made a successfull company, teaching what you love, but as the economics took place, people just didn't sign up for your classes anymore. You lost everything. Somehow youre big home got infected with some kind of polish insects which seem to come from nowhere. Now, reduced to living in a 1 room apartment.

And here you are now.. still standing, thou with some problems. I respect you fully. Even thou I am the only one of your 4 sons you've told this.

*sigh* ..I don't know where I am going with this, so ill just end it here..

Love you, Dad.
-S

I want you out of my life. I had a great time but I want out. A month ago I ignored you for two weeks and didn't give you a reason. You couldn't stop stalking me, texting me, mailing me and sending letters to my house. I made the stupid decision of responding to one of you letters and now we are talking again. But my hatred for you grows every day, I don't need you and you make me feel worse every day. Please just leave me alone

Dear Mustache Lady,

I will meet you on the island in a few short days. Then, we can bathe together in the glory of the freedom we will have there together. Unchained from this horrible urbane setting to which we are usually trapped, we will be able to freely meet and find pleasure in the presence of one another. No need for you to hide behind those hairs you place above your lips or those fake ones you place before it. I will bare all that is needed and hasten to take on more as if you can spare me such delicant pleasures. In the night we meet and daytime we part, so while in the cover of night, why not secure with one another that which you know we both seek?

Dear socially awkward guy,
Stop being so fucking exaggerated. get a hold of yourself. Goddamnit.
And no don't apologize. Don't do anything. Just do your thing.

I dont know if its because you're running out of conversation topics or some shit, but seriously its getting annoying when you accuse me of fucking other guys or cheating. It really tempts me to do just that just to piss you off. So please shut up if you have nothing good to say.

Dear A

You broke my heart. Lied to me about a lot of the things you told me. You said you wanted real love and a guy that won't cheat or play you. And now your talking to a whole bunch of guys like that. Showing them your pics that you said you never wanted on the internet. It took months for you to show me them. These guys just had to ask. I can see what you really like and it's not love. More like lust. Thanks for not taking me back and breaking my heart. I thought you were different, but turned out no to be. I won't let you change me, I will still be the awesome guy I always was. And the thing that gets me is why we broke up. Because I cared about how people treat you. I guess you like to be treated like that. I will always have a special place in my heart for you, but we will never work. Hope you have a happy time with your chats.

D

Dear girl who knows my name but never tells me hers,
You always say hi to me in the hallways, and whenever you talk to me you always seem so interested in me
Then you go around and confuse me with questions that have little-to-no relevance to me or anyone in particular, like asking me about that one guy I barely remember from summer school
Either way, you're cute and I kinda like you
Sincerely, you probably already know who this is by now
(This is actually quite relieving, I might need to come to these threads more often)

Dear P,

Why did you stop trying? I miss you.

Dad

Please just do what makes you happy. Forget about Mom and everything that happened. I'll be alright. Seeing you all these years come home and just sit there, tired of life broke my heart. And I just wish you and mom would let it go, but you obviously haven't.
You push yourself so hard out there at work, and you say you don't know why. The stress is literally killing you, yet you don't pull back. Why?
Just stop and maybe if you pushed yourself that way toward your family it would be different. If you just TRIED to talk with mom, but you don't.
Just please stop. I don't want you to die while things are still like this.

Dear J

You think I want to go out with you but I don't. We have been friends for so long even before I started talking to you I didn't want to go out with you, I didn't mind the friend zone. You just have the most amazing tits I have ever seen and I want to fuck them so fucking hard I don't think anything would make me happier than to bury my fucking face in them for a day.

Sincerely
B

Dear B,

You are the first person I've ever truly been able to show love to, and you've taught me plenty of things about myself and the world.

But I use the word 'are' loosely. For the past 3 months I've been falling further and further out of love with you, and I know now that it's only a matter of time before I break your heart.

I'm not ready for this, and frankly, you're not the one I want to spend my life with. In fact, writing this letter I realise that it's about damn time I put an end to this whole silly charade so we can both get on with our lives. But, admittedly, I don't know whether you'll be able to get on with yours. I'm scared you might kill yourself, I know how much you need me, but, truth be told, I never did get over the fact that you weren't a virgin when we met. You lost it to him, the one who would go on to hurt you the most, the one who, paradoxically, I hate even though I've never spoke to. I suppose I should thank him; without him I might have truly fallen for you, and this would hurt a million times more. You make me sick sometimes, you know. Your attitudes and values are so twisted and contradictory.

The one thing I will miss is your family. I've always seen that they're the reason why you are the way you are, but they're good people who I love (& who've actually gone out and got a real job, you idiot).
I've moved on to bigger and better things, you will never do the same, and even if you do, my shadow will hang over you forever, I promise you that.

I hope you enjoy what we have planned, I'll make it the best night of your life.

Yours, always
N.

Dear Dr. Stevens

My penis hurts again, what do I do?