and you're a billionaire?

>>7758698
why doesn't it, let's be friends

>>7758709
Yeah

if you're a billionaire and you arent the goddamn batman, what the fuck is the point of all that money

Are there any other 7 ft. tall MMA champions on 4chan?
how do i deal with the fact that my raw physical strength won't make me the hulk?
>in b4 steroids
it's purely natural

limitless opportunity on this pale blue dot with financial freedom, and you're on 4chan?

fuck, if you where a billionaire i would be your bestest friend.

you aren't a billionaire so stop trolling
If you are then prove it by posting an ATM balance with timestamp

>>7758711
can I have like $100 000 then?

c'mon help a nigga out

>>7758714
Awesome!

>>7758738
>implying i don't already have millions of fake friends
why would i need one more?
i need to learn how to train to become batman.
no one would ever suspect a real life billionaire as to being a crime fighter.

We can't all be the hero Gotham deserves. Take your pick from this fine selection.

If you're really a billionaire mind sending me $1000? It should be chump change to someone like you, I could really use it.

PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE YOU FUCK

>>7758763
>chump change
why so you can buy more booze and cry on the internet?
get a job and get off the internet, stop playing video games and only eat once every 3 days and get free water from mcdonalds.
there you go.

>>7758757
More so interested in a billionaires view on reality.

>>7758826
Actually none of that describes me, but I'm glad you at least proved you're not really a billionaire, not that I really needed any proof.

>>7758857
Money is the best thing in the world.
everyone you see that says otherwise also are million or billionaires

>>7758874
he's on 4chan.
you proved you like feeding trolls as soon as you glimpsed at this thread.

You could become Batman if you work for it. Batman learned Gracie Jiu-Jitsu as far as I know. You could try it.

>>7758875
i'm outta here

>>7758910
from what i've read batman has learned all forms of martial arts, has done accuracy training, he has an IQ of : 200, he's a multi-billionaire with a great constant income and he has helpers.
if op could get all of these things he could become batman.
you don't really need an iq of 200 to become batman but it would add to the status as batman a bit.

>>7758940
You could replace the 200 IQ with just having extremely good deductive skills. This means OP should use his superpower of money to hire the best martial artists and brightests philosophers to educate him day and night for the next 10 or so years, perhaps combined with some military training.

>>7758698
Hookers and blow.

maybe you can't become the Batman, but you can probably most likely become the Tankman

You're a billionaire who wants to be like batman, well I just happen to be an aeronautical engineer that's just finished his master's degree. I'm also connected with others. I could make you a team that would act as your Q to make you all the spiffy toys and vehicles you need for being a superhero.

drew houston

>>7759109
Seriously?
what's your facebook?

My name's Ben Koval, I'm in the Air Force Academy network and am currently in Phoenix AZ. You should be able to find me with that.