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Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:32 No.7606666

LETS DO THIS SHIT NIGGAS

Text hot or attractive girl: "Hey wanna hang out?" or even better "Hey lets hang out :D"

Post results.

I shall post mine when I get them.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:33 No.7606671 "im seeing someone"

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:36 No.7606688 >Implying female friends phone numbers are had by me. I have female friends, some of whom are quite hot... But I dont have their numbers.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:37 No.7606693 I only have three possible females in my contacts. One is coming from Boston to see me in November, I broke up with one, and I was supposed to go bowling with the other last Saturday but I was broke. I think I'm gonna skip out on this one.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:39 No.7606708 >>7606688 Facebook then, bitch >>7606693 If you already got someone comin to see you, then good.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:39 No.7606709 She told me to never text her again

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:39 No.7606710 "Who the fuck are you?" she wants to fuck

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:40 No.7606716 >Text hot or attractive girl Debatable, whatever. >university is raping me, call me next friday, you better come up with a good plan. Better than nothing.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:43 No.7606734 >>7606708 Oh god Oh god, All my friends are at uni. I'm buggered here mate.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:55 No.7606803 Did this yesterday. Meeting her for coffee on campus in a couple hours. Gonna go for a drive, maybe to a nice beach.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)10:58 No.7606820 File1314975501.png-(60 KB, 479x689, converationfailure.png) :(

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:03 No.7606869 >>7606820 "Well how about when you aren't busy? Let's have fun." >>7606716 Good. >>7606837 Is she a slut or what?

>>	Turquoise 09/02/11(Fri)11:04 No.7606878 >>7606666 >check phone >no men i haven't already dated >FUCK

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:07 No.7606919 File1314976061.png-(65 KB, 481x693, converationfailure2.png) >>7606869 Sent.

>>	Thunder^_~ !A7AkaliUPI 09/02/11(Fri)11:08 No.7606931 >>7606919 Just saying, that lets have fun part could come off as really creepy if you dont know her that well.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:09 No.7606937 File1314976163.jpg-(33 KB, 320x480, grass976.jpg) >>7606869 >she wants to fuck

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:09 No.7606938 >>7606919 Is that on your phone? Why is the resolution so high? When I do this the pic looks so shit

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:10 No.7606941 >>7606938 Printscreen, upload?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:12 No.7606964 >>7606941 ok wait

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:13 No.7606973 >>7606938 looks like an iphone 4 or someshit i just uploaded >>7606937 from my iphone 3GS. although i did zoom in a bit so it looks worse.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:13 No.7606980 >>7606937 > :O I fucking burst out laughing. Nice. >>7606931 I don't think so as much. If you say it as "Lets go have fun ;)" or something, then yeah, thats creepy.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:13 No.7606983 >>7606964 >>7606973 AH that makes sense. I use an iPhone 3G I won't bother with the upload now

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:15 No.7606997 File1314976521.png-(53 KB, 479x623, converationfailure3.png) Guess I'm fucked.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:16 No.7607011 >>7606997 Man, that blows.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:16 No.7607012 >>7606997 DUDE stop it she is not interested

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:17 No.7607017 File1314976624.jpg-(27 KB, 367x451, 13123154.jpg) >>7606997

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:17 No.7607018 File1314976632.png-(59 KB, 398x254, ohshit.png) oh shit

>>	Thunder^_~ !A7AkaliUPI 09/02/11(Fri)11:17 No.7607021 >>7606997 Should have said "Oh okay, some other time then" Instead of "We can study together". Your pretty much perma-friendzoned from that.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:17 No.7607023 >>7607018 She wants your dick

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:17 No.7607026 >>7607018 too far bro, abort

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:18 No.7607028 >>7606997 ouch. Give it time.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:18 No.7607033 File1314976710.jpg-(7 KB, 228x221, sadfrog.jpg) >>7607018 >>7607018 I wish that is fake, yes, i want that cause i'm forever alone too

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:18 No.7607034 >implying I have hot girls on my contacts I have 1, but I'm friendzoned to hell AND she lives 3000 miles away

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:19 No.7607038 >mfw I'VE turned down a really hot girl who wanted to hang out twice...she keeps coming back for more. I'm gonna turn her down one more time, then hopefully...

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:22 No.7607076 File1314976957.png-(113 KB, 399x372, huh.png) i'm about to close the deal, you guys jelly?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:23 No.7607085 >>7607076 "you're facebook picture" nigger

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:25 No.7607111 >mfw everyone here has an iphone >mfw everyone here is forever alone coincidence..?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:26 No.7607117 >>7607076 wow, she fully wants it.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:26 No.7607119 >>7607076 If this is real keep going This is funny as shit. Tell her you feel sad that she doesn't remember who you are and just because she's popular, it doesn't give her the right to hurt your feelings

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:27 No.7607126 >>7607111 A lot of people have iPhones, most of them are normalfags. Your thinking is flawed

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:27 No.7607131 What's the point? I'm living with her next year ;) and it's only us two for a while...

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:28 No.7607136 File1314977317.png-(143 KB, 640x960, yep.png) >>7607111 >I have an iphone >Not forever alone Pic is proof

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:29 No.7607141 >>7607136 Buzzzkillll </3

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:29 No.7607146 >>7607131 Don't bang your roommates homie, thats bad news As for the OP I did that last night; I'm staying in and smoking weed tonight and chillin with girls this weekend

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:30 No.7607153

>>7606997
>chatting with girlfriend
>ask her out for a date
>too busy with work the next few days
>ask her in a few days
>tells me that she doesn't know her work schedule
>ask again a few days later when I have time off again
>says that she's available
>set up date
>go out to eat
>she gets a text message from who she said was her parents after she's done eating and leaves
>end up paying
>three weeks later I found out she was cheating on me the whole time

Should have guessed it but I was hiding that thought from my mind.
Now I believe every girl will do it.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:30 No.7607161 >>7607141 I know, I'm a massive buzzkill

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:32 No.7607174 File1314977548.png-(53 KB, 477x623, maybewinning1.png) What now? I know she loves harry potter, and the last part is out in the cinema, however, I'm not sure whether she watched it or not. What's a decent way to ask that?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:32 No.7607175 File1314977549.png-(155 KB, 397x411, wat.png) this is going well

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:32 No.7607177 >>7607153 I feel you bro. :( Don't give up just because you had one bad experience

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:33 No.7607183 >>7607175 Oh wow this has potential

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:33 No.7607184 >>7607174 She's definitely seen Potter, everyone has. Watch the Debt if you don't mind Jews. It's an excellent movie.

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:36 No.7607209

>>7607184
Not in the list. Those movies currently, however are:

Bridesmaids, Cowboys & Aliens, Final Destination 5, Flypaper, Harry potter 7 part 2 3D, Honey 2, Horrible Bosses, Monte Carlo, Penny's Shadow, Rise of the planet of apes, Super 8, The Devil's Double

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:36 No.7607216 >>7607209 Dude see horrible bosses. Hands down one of the funniest movies I've ever seen Make sure to get high first

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:39 No.7607236 File1314977961.png-(130 KB, 398x372, running.png) i'm running out of creepy shit to say what do

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:39 No.7607249 >>7607236 >>7607236 >>7607236 post her response and we will give you ideas

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:40 No.7607252 >>7607236 ROFL.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:40 No.7607254 >>7607236 Just react to her reactions in the creepiest way possible Text her tonight and say "You are beautiful when you sleep" at like 4 AM

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:40 No.7607257

>>7607236

god idiots who never go on the internet don't know when they are being trolled.

She seems like a really egotistical bitch if she thinks she's apart of some serial killers deranged plan of fucking her.

I bet shes texting all her fucking friends about this so they can feel sympathy

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:41 No.7607261 >>7607209 Bridesmaids was supposed to be very good, Apes was good, Our Idiot Brother is supposed to be decent, and Horrible Bosses is also supposed to be very good. Unless she doesn't like comedies, go for Bosses or Bridesmaids.

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:41 No.7607263

>>7607177
I have huge anxiety issues, worst possible thing I could think of happening is what I believe could happen.
I did my best to push it aside and I had actually not even thought of it happening once the relationship had started and was ongoing, but then it did happen.

Now I can't stop thinking that it'll happen again.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:42 No.7607273 >>7607249 she hasn't replied yet and i wrote the last message 4 minutes ago, i don't think she's gonna reply until i say something else

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:43 No.7607278 I don't know any girls. I don't have a single girls number in my phone and I haven't talked to a girl in over half a year.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:44 No.7607282 File1314978253.jpg-(47 KB, 720x480, Maximum_trolling.jpg) >>7607273 >Da BOSS

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:44 No.7607283 File1314978255.png-(53 KB, 476x620, maybewinning2.png) >>7607261 >>7607216 Thanks. Guess I still have a chance now.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:44 No.7607284 >mfw I don't even have a phone, facebook or skype >mfw the friends that I had left probably think I'm dead

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:44 No.7607285 >>7607273 tell her she looks good today, compliment her hair

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:44 No.7607287 >>7607283 Dude you just got a date because of 4chan Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:45 No.7607289 >>7607278 Do you want a girl's number? I have some.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:45 No.7607291 File1314978317.jpg-(18 KB, 366x380, 33xueiw[5].jpg) >>7607278

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:45 No.7607292 >>7607261 >>7607261 >>7607261 If you want to see a great movie (no jokes here) see "Crazy, Stupid, Love" FUCKING AMAZING FOR A ROMANTIC COMEDY

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:45 No.7607294 >>7607283 >i'll start cleaning my room now what

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:45 No.7607297 >>7607294 Obviously when she brings him back after and fucks him Dude might wanna bring a condom

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:46 No.7607298 >>7607294 She wants him to come in so they can fuck.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:46 No.7607301 >>7607283 >>7607283 Going to a movie. Ill clean my room now LOL SLUT

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:46 No.7607304 File1314978397.jpg-(5 KB, 252x159, 1294220658106.jpg) >>7607292

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:46 No.7607307 >>7607298 ya i figured that, but like 3 texts back she seemed to hate him must be an easy girl

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:47 No.7607312 File1314978473.png-(24 KB, 526x169, Crazy, Stupid, Love. -(...).png) >>7607304 What? He's right

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:48 No.7607316

>>7607236
Implying you're coming over with a gun. Not smart. I've known dipshits who've been arrested for sending less threatening texts. You can get away with creepy I love you stuff, but if you threaten her you will be spending the night in federal pound me in the ass prison.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:48 No.7607320 >>7607307 Don't give a fuck honestly, she's hot as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:48 No.7607329 File1314978526.jpg-(16 KB, 360x240, 1303293216217.jpg) >>7607312

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:51 No.7607351 File1314978685.png-(82 KB, 698x234, Untitled.png) >>7607312 Those ratings don't mean a damn thing.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:51 No.7607354 File1314978694.png-(154 KB, 399x473, oh.png) oh shit, she's got the fire department!

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:53 No.7607359 >>7607351 But Avatar was a good film.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:53 No.7607364 >>7607354 Alpha as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:54 No.7607372 >>7607354 Say, "And I have lots of very strong sperm!"

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:55 No.7607374 File1314978904.jpg-(5 KB, 131x161, 21.jpg) >>7607354 wtf is going on

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:55 No.7607377 >>7607354 you started good but it's not funny anymore.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:55 No.7607379 >>7607374 One of the best wins I've ever seen in progress

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:57 No.7607388 File1314979035.png-(54 KB, 479x621, maybewinning3.png) Somehow I regret sending that message.

Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:57 No.7607389

texted all girls I know (because they're all attractive amirite)

>let's hang out
>I already told you, I need my car fixed

>lets hang out
>time and place? ;)

>let's hang out, you still owe me a sleepover
>alright alight give me time

>lets hang out
>you mean before our other plans or are you referring to the plans we've already made?
>sorry, forgot we had plans for a second lol

you've fucked me /adv/

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:57 No.7607394 >>7607354 Tell her it's good that she is talking to the fire department because you have a fire, in your pants

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:58 No.7607399 >>7607388 LOL You're a funny guy.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:58 No.7607400 >>7607388 Why does she have to clean her room? Are you watching it at her place?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:58 No.7607402 >>7607388 Next message: "You'll have A LOT more to clean up tonight ;)"

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:59 No.7607404 >>7607389 >you mean before our other plans or are you referring to the plans we've already made? >sorry, forgot we had plans for a second lol Oh 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:59 No.7607405 >>7607388 damn, you fucked up big time.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:59 No.7607409 >>7607394 >this

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)11:59 No.7607410 >>7607400 no, she wants to fuck, we've already covered this. also if the movie starts at 9:30, he said 8;30, and now she wants 8:00 she defo wants to fuck before the movie

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:01 No.7607422 >>7607410 Dude holy fuck. Post pics of you and the girl in question.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:02 No.7607430 >>7607405 How did he fuck up? gtfo

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:03 No.7607434 File1314979383.jpg-(49 KB, 247x248, 1303058351031.jpg) >>7607410

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:03 No.7607435 >>7607354 GO ON, MAN! I'M LAUGHING MY GODDAMN PENIS OFF HERE! YOU'RE A HERO! A DARK KNIGHT!

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:03 No.7607442 File1314979429.jpg-(3 KB, 89x126, 1275766786720s.jpg) >>7607430 nono, the guy did sort of fuck uo, watch her response

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:07 No.7607475 >>7607359 Nah

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:07 No.7607478 File1314979639.jpg-(17 KB, 320x352, troll--img-me998f2e8470fe2dbf3(...).jpg) >Did someone call 4 me?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:08 No.7607494 >even better "Hey lets hang out :D" >:D >better GTFO

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:09 No.7607500 File1314979797.png-(133 KB, 399x390, 124141432677.png)

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:10 No.7607505 >>7607500 Oh shit You need to pick up some condoms, some booze, and some lube

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:11 No.7607516 File1314979897.png-(52 KB, 479x623, maybewinning4.png) I'm so fucking getting laid in a few hours. Problem: I don't have a condom and most stores are closed. Where the fuck do I get a condom?

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:11 No.7607517 >>7607500 >Audrey OP said attractive girls, not the elderly

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:11 No.7607518 >>7607500 Sleeping on the couch! Bow chicka bow she's not fucking you.

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:12 No.7607525 File1314979929.jpg-(146 KB, 500x332, 321902708_0d240586ed.jpg) >I sense cooperation and progress in this /Thread

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:12 No.7607528 >>7607516 Ask someone in your dorm, I guarantee you a bro will spot you And holy shit, she responded in the way that I told you to fucking respond

>>	Anonymous 09/02/11(Fri)12:12 No.7607530 >>7607516 If there's no 24 hour drugstore in your town, you have failed as a human being.

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