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    35 KB Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:47 No.7352346  
    Hey /adv/. I got a simple question for you.

    I've been starting the path towards changing my life recently from a neckbeard basement dwelling aspie (not literally an aspie, but asocial neckbeard) to becoming a player.

    The problem is that my facebook is a dead giveaway that I'm a neckbeard. I have very little friends, very little pics, no profle pic, and little activity.

    So if I meet a girl and she adds me on facebook, she will probably reflect her opinion of my social worth based on comparing her facebook to mine regardless of how good my game is. eg, "lol look at this neckbeard I met the other day, he isn't on par with me. he should have x amount of friends and x amount of pictures or else he is probably an asocial aspie". I KNOW girls are like that since they base their opinion of a guy heavily on what other think of him.

    tl:dr should I delete my neckbeardbook for this school year? are there any implications?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:50 No.7352367
    Facebook dies Nov 5.
    Since when does a Facebook page dictate your life, dumb ass? You've got a long way to go if this is how you think.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:51 No.7352373
    >facebook
    Create a new life at google+.
    Invite everyone you know and start being active.

    Or just don give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:53 No.7352388
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    >2011
    >caring about social networks

    I seriously hope TC isnt thinking this mainstream
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:53 No.7352391
    Well make some friends before you start banging chicks. Jesus you guys are retarded.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:53 No.7352394
    no one gives a shit about your facebook dude. it's way overblown

    just tell girls you're not into it or brush it off if they ask. it's actually good if you keep a really low profile on it because girls can't form snap judgments about you
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:54 No.7352398
    >>7352388
    How about what TS thinks (Thread Starter) ?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:55 No.7352404
    >>7352367
    >>7352388

    virginfags detected.

    Girls fucking inspect your social network page out like it's a gucci purse or some shit.

    Get rid of it OP. It looks really good if you can pull off a mysterious player type that doesn't even use facebook/google+. A neckbeard facebook page could make or break a girl's decision whether to keep you around.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:56 No.7352411
    >posting anything but obscure music on facebook to prove you have better taste than all your friends

    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:57 No.7352419
    >>7352398
    He build this thread from scraps in a cave.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:58 No.7352423
    >>7352411

    I do this. And it's also why I probably have like 200 facebook friends over the course of 5 years and 2 irl friends.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:58 No.7352424
    first of all, why add her on facebook?
    get her number and text her when you want to meet her again.

    Unless she asks for your facebook, dont mention it.
    If she wants to know your facebook, "yeah i made an account but i barely use it"
    Actually having no profile picture up is good OP, it will look like you just created the fb without even caring. So it will look more believable when you tell her "i made an account ages ago, but i barely use it"
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:58 No.7352430
    >>7352367
    what happens then?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)10:59 No.7352435
    OP here. So you guys are saying that it doesn't matter? Prove that shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:00 No.7352447
    >>7352435

    do this: >>7352424
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:01 No.7352448
    >>7352423

    >ill post about shows i go to and "like" obscure artists

    it's 2011, facebook is dead, social networking is dead, blogs are dead
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:01 No.7352452
    >>7352435
    Prove that it does matter.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:02 No.7352458
    >>7352424
    >>7352447
    OP here

    ok, that makes sense, but still. Even guys who seemingly don't care are tagged in a bunch of pics over time because they aren't neckbeards. She will wonder why the hell I'm not tagged in at least like 30 pics while she probably has 500+
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:03 No.7352460
    I never thought it would happen so soon, but Facebook is seriously dying right now.
    Don't waste any time on it, OP.
    Just upload a picture of yourself incase some girls insists.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:03 No.7352466
    ITT: 12 year olds whose self worth is based on facebook
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:05 No.7352477
    Facebook =/= your social status.

    Leave that shit like you're running out of a burning building.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:06 No.7352481
    LOL you're a neckbeard because you don't social network site. It's funny, because research after research suggests that being on social networking sites only fuels loneliness. Being an aspie, it was ruling me. Stopped doing that shit, because I have a phone I can call people with, or talk to them with my mouth.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:06 No.7352482
    >>7352448
    This.
    Take a stand, OP. Show some self confidence. "I'm not on Facebook." and stop being a "neckbeard". Shave, and get yourself in shape. Be your own man, not some product marketed at the girls you think you deserve.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:06 No.7352488
    >>7352458
    no she wont, because in the real world, people dont obsess and over analize shit neckbeards do.
    I never clicked through someoneos profile and thought "oh look, there are only a few tagged pics, this person must be a forever alone loser"
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:07 No.7352490
    >>7352466

    girls are retarded ok? I can be certain that they think like 12 year olds and base social value off of facebook and social networking to a greater extend than guys, hence why I started this thread.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:07 No.7352496
    >>7352373
    Good luck with that man, you can't join the site, and it's still in beta.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:09 No.7352506
    OP here

    ok do I delete facebook y/n?
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:11 No.7352533
    >>7352506
    noooo, just stop giving a shit about it.

    If she doesnt ask for your facebook, then dont tell her about it. If she does ask, tell her you made an account ages ago but you barely use it at all.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:13 No.7352546
    >a girl i met during my holliday asked me for my facebook.
    >don't have facebook
    >gave her my e-mail adres
    >She gave me her mail and facebook
    >gonna mail her sometime

    Dude what's the problem, these days it's cool
    not to have a facebook.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:13 No.7352547
    >>7352506
    fem here, delete it
    i like to think i'm not retarded and shallow like everyone else but i am,
    i judge people by their fb page, i try not to make assumptions from that judgement but others will
    delete it op!
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:14 No.7352557
    >>7352533

    >implying that infrequency of use is a legitimate excuse for having 200 friends and 20 something pics

    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:14 No.7352565
    People seemed to think I was a lot cooler when I didn't have a facebook.

    Sure, I got shit about it, but in a playful way.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:15 No.7352574
    >>7352547

    OP here

    SEE. What did I fucking say since the start? Just because guys don't care doesn't mean girls don't. Thank you femanon. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:17 No.7352590
    >>7352574
    np happy to help with your decision

    also this >>7352565
    i mean that will happen and some fun teasing too
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:17 No.7352595
    i have 25 fb friends and bitches still want to fuck me.
    How about you losers stop being so obsessed with what other people may or may not think about you by how your fucking FB site looks like

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    sure is beta in here
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:19 No.7352607
    >>7352595

    >bitches still want to fuck me

    They are probs 5/10s max
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:19 No.7352613
    >>7352595
    >Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Well, this thread only apply to grownups.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:20 No.7352620
    If you make a Facebook page post highschool/college, it will always look pathetic. Thus, if you missed the mark, delete it.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:20 No.7352625
    >>7352595
    if you want to have sex you have to start thinking about things that play into people'#s decission of whether they will have sex with you.
    i don't think it's 'beta' to care about things that will eventually help you achieve your goal, it's just sensible rather than automatically dismissing anything that someone thinks is lame to care about.
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:22 No.7352643
    >>7352620

    OP here

    >having 30 pics over 5 years
    >having 200 friends over 5 years
    >> Anonymous 08/14/11(Sun)11:23 No.7352659
    >>7352625

    OP here

    Thanks anon. All I'm trying to do is get advice (hence, advice board) on whether having a neckbeardbook vs an alphamalebook will be an obstacle in helping me get pussy.



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