Dear OP,
You are a faggot.

Sincerely,
Anon

Dear You,

I wish you would get on Skype and join the call...I really would like to hear your voice.

Sincerely,
Me.

Dear Joe,
I keep having nightmares about you.
Sincerely,
Me.

Dear E,

I'm not sure what happened. I don't know if it was something I did, or if you just got bored with me. It fucking sucks, though. Things changed so much, in only a few weeks. I blame the drugs. They ruined us.

-C

CD,
Make up with her. I'm not the girl you think I am.
Love,
DM

Dear Wally,

I ate the cookies.

Sincerely, Freddy.

Dear N
You need friends
Love, Anon

K,
You don't know how many nights I cry over you. You don't know how long I've longed for the off chance that your hand would touch mine again.
You don't know how many days I wanted to just die, but the only thing that could have made it better was just getting a text from you.
You don't really understand how much you hurt me, and you never will. It's a shame how much I miss you.
Love,
Me

Laura, you have captivated me. I want to know you better.

I don't have this body for nothing, straight up for you. I want to see you in nice clothes and not the usual mess you wear daily.

You are a nice person and also pretty. That's all.

dear v,

I get that you want to kill yourself. I get that you hate yourself. I get that you just got dumped and you hate life and want to give up on women and everything. here's the thing. you just met me. I think you're a pretty cool guy and I like being your friend. when you talk about how you want to drink yourself to death and give up on life, what am I supposed to say? I tell you I care about you and don't want you to disappear as quickly as you appeared in my life, but that seems to annoy you. why do you want to be friends at all? it's starting to feel like a lesson in futility.

I just wish things were different. I wish we could have met before all this shit happened because I think we'd be great bros.

awkwardly, anon.

Dear X,

I get it. I fucked up. And I'm sorry.

Please come home.

Dear M
YOU THINK YOU COULD BE GOD
DU DUDUDUDU DU DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU
WAH WAH
DU DUDUDUDU DU DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU
NUH NUHH
RUH
DU NUNUNUNU DU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU
NYUHH NYUHH
DU DUDUDUDU DU DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUDU
DUNN BU PA PAWW
Love, Anon

T
I thought we were bros, yet I haven't heard from you all summer. I saw at the convention, for about 5 minutes. Better than nothing, I guess.
Are we still really bros? I'd like to know before investing more time into our friendship.
Oh yeah, text me when you move back into the dorms so I can give you your stuff from China. I didn't have time to get your stuff to you at the con, since we saw each other once of the whole three days.
Also, use AIM more.
S

Dear M,
Im sorry... Im sorry I am not the guy you wanted, im sorry I was a panzy and afraid, im sorry that my fear of scaring you away lead me to loose you... Im sorry that I am not good enough for you even though you are everything I have ever wanted. Our 1 month may ov been short, but I miss it every night. I hate laying alone, and thinking what if...

I love you, even though I shouldent after you told me you never loved me.

Please want me back, even tho you never will.
-C

>>7203294
I think I know her - Kathleen?

Dear V,

Fuck you. I'm never contacting you again. You were not worth lying over just to get into trouble for.

Dear S,
If what I think is going to happen, happens, then I'm fucking killing myself. Fucking count on it.

Dear C,

I know we decided to just be friends and to even stop being friends with benefits. And I know we discussed how it wasn't personal, you just didn't feel like you could date anyone at this point in life--but I love you.

I love you, and that's why I don't tell you. I don't want to be like your last girlfriend, who you only dated to make her happy. I want you to be in a relationship you actually want to be in and one day I want to see the girl that's able to make all this past history disappear and for you to move on with your life.

I just wish you'd stop playing with my heart strings when we spend everyday together, when you decide to lay beside me and just hold my hand. But I'm not going to say anything, I'm going to stay strong, because I want to stay in your life however way you'll let me.

-S

Dear J

You assume that I am emotional weak-minded simpleton when the real problem is that you never talk back to anything I say. You sit there silent and when you do talk it is unfulfilling words that are meant to brush me off.

I know you respect me as a friend, but this whole incident was basically me going crazy because no one ever talked to me about anything I said. You would just talk behind my back to someone else I knew and you both sat there awkwardly letting me rant and make a fool out of myself.

Never doing that again, don't expect me to be genuine if you ever need help again.

Sincerely,

D

Dear H,

I know I fucked up, but you have too. I never "punished" you for it. I'm not a child. Either you will trust me again or you won't. Just tell me so I can move on or work on it.

I love you despite it all though.

Dear anon,
I'm actually pretty good.
Love, N

Dear S,
I loved you. I really did. You took it for granted and didn't even care. You considered me one of your best friends yet never hung out with me while planning to see other friends multiple times in a row. I'm glad I stopped loving you so I could step back and see how much of an attention whore you are. Not to mention an actual whore, blowing any guy who is remotely good looking to you. You were a fucking worthless piece of shit tha was going to kill herself before I came into your life. I should've let you die. I honestly should have let you die. I hate you. You're a fucking attention whore and a bitch.
Sincerely, B.

Dear CDO

The times when I met you were the happiest moments of my life. When I first met you, you triggered a spark in me that's never been extinguished. When we confessed our love for eachother, I realized that you made me want be a better person for the first time in my life. Someone to be proud of. To this day I don't full understand why you left. The hole that for these many years has never been filled. I sometimes wonder if you ever think of me anymore, if you've moved on.

The day you left a piece of me died, as though my heart still belongs with you, and while I don't know where you are, where you live or what you are doing anymore. I think of you eternally. I just hope that in writing this you will feel the same, that I can find some peace for myself. I hope in writing this that I can forget you. Because since that day not a single soul has ever touched me the way you did. Not a single person has ever touched me again. This morning I woke up crying to realization that we will never be together. That what we shared is gone forever. Even though I suffer like this, I love you truly and always will.

Forever yours, P

Dear S,
The only reason I don't lift up my foot and kick you right in your fucking face is because I love your son way too much to jeopardize us seeing each other. You treat him like shit, you know that? You spend all fucking day arguing with him, cutting him down, telling him he's worthless and that he does everything wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you do this to your own child? He may be 18, but that doesn't mean you should treat him like utter shit. You're a fucking hypocrite, you're too much of a goddamned feminist for your own good, and every thing about you literally makes me heat up with rage. What you and silly fucking husband do to him is fucked up. I can't fucking wait until we both graduate from college, start working, and get enough money for a place of our own. Then, we'll be more fucking successful than you could have ever hoped to be and I hope it makes you feel like shit. You don't deserve anything nice, I hope your husband leaves you, and I hope your youngest son turns out to be gay so you and your silly religious bullshit can go cry in a fucking corner

Your's truly, J.

Dear K,

No matter what I can't seem to stop thinking about you. You seem already over me and having fun, while I am dwelling in the past and remember all that we were. I feel like those two years were just a waste... they weren't, were they? I know moving out and going to college will help, at least I hope it will, but what if it doesn't? It doesn't even seem to come fast enough.

Anyways, how have you been? You look beautiful as always. I miss you.

Love,
T

Dear P,
I am so confused. I'm completely and madly in love with you. You are the most perfect man I have ever met. You will never realize how much I love you , how bad everyday when I wake up I wish you were next to me. Your such a beautiful person , I think I see it more than you. I just want more than anything to be with you.

Love, F

f

Dear guy I like,

I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, DO IT MORE OFTEN PLEASE.
HOW'S ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?
I WOULD DO SO MANY DIRTY, SEXY THINGS TO/WITH/FOR YOU IF I FOUND OUT THAT YOU LIKE ME TOO.

Love,
the overly-forward girl who visits you at work sometimes

ps. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DUMP THAT HO. NOT FOR ME, BUT FOR YOU. AND ALSO FOR ME.

>>7205480
Why did I laugh?

>>7205356
uh?

greetings mr. president,

dicks.

that is all.

Dear You,

Breaking down crying.

I'm in love with you.


Sincerely,

Does it matter?

House,
Its so painfully obvious that we still have feelings for each other. But you know as well as I do that neither of us can let us fall back together. We both have too many problems for the other to handle along with our own. And I can't be moving to another state Saturday is you're still in my life and in my heart. Maybe, if we keep talking we'll be able to handle eachother eventually, but for now, we both know we can't be together.
I love you,
Slinkiie

K,
I'm madly in love with you but at this point it's better to just let you go. I'll never understand it and you will always be the one that got away.

I love you,

S

>>7205574
Are you a girl/can you give more or the rest of your name? I know an S who is in love with a K and it's very feasible that she would be letting it go

Dear future GF,

FUCK.
It's not that you did anything morally reprehensible by having sex with people before you met me, but as I did not (and am not at all religious), I find you outright disgusting.

I cannot at this time pursue a personal relationship with you of any sort. I'm sorry things couldn't work with us.

Sincerely,
Me

>I actually thought about that one

Dear You,

I just remembered that time at the market
snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart
And rode down aisle five
you looked behind you and smile back at me
crashed into a rack full of magazines
they asked us if we could leave.

Our love was, comfortable and
so broken in

I sleep with this new girl Im still getting used to
My friends all approve, say shes gonna be good for you.
They throw me high fives.
She says the Bible is all that she reads.
and prefers that I not use profanity
Your mouth was so dirty
Life of the party,
And she swears that shes artsy,
But you could distinguish Miles from Coltrane

Shes perfect
So flawless,
Or so they say.

She thinks I cant see the smile that shes fakin
Poses for pictures that arent being taken.
I loved you
grey sweat pants
No make up
So perfect
Our love was comfortable and so broken in.

Shes perfect
So flawless
Im not impressed
I want you back

From, J.M.

Dear you,

You are an abusive skank and i'm sick of your shit. That's why I broke up with you. Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

Sincerely,
Anon.

To my old friends

I know our group got way to dramatic after high school. I am sorry I became straight edge and was kind of a dick. It only added to the bullshit. Sorry I ditched you all, I was mad at the time but I don't hate you or anything.

Fuck it, I love you all. I don't regret leaving though. I grew up a lot.

Darren,

I'll always love you. Always. We haven't spoken in well over a year, but if you're ever in need, don't be afraid to drop a line. I'll do anything I can to help you.

>>7205613
I too am aware of a similar situation. For curiosities sake one of the names please, or a last initial, or something.

Natalie,

Your dickheaded D. baby daddy to be is a disgusting individual who you never should have gotten involved with. I of course respect your choice and wouldn't try and influence you more than once, but it tears me apart to see what's gonna happen to you.
>deleted personal shit
I really wish you all the best my dear friend, and I will of course always love you.

Sincerely,
Anon

Dear 4chan,
After eliminating various drugs and alcohol from my life I am nearly ready to begin my ascension. I've finished preliminary studies on workout routines, diet, fields of knowledge, finances, and beneficial hobbies. This month I am fine tuning my schedule to maximize my time and prepare me for a lavish future lifestyle. My goals are being prioritized presently and I find this to be one of the more difficult procedures.
I know you won't read this but I've posted my progress several times throughout the last year. I wish I didn't have to do this alone. I won't forget you when I earn the riches, or the body, or the fame. I'm making plans that will enrich the lives of every being on the planet.

Much Love,
Anon

Dear A,

I am not your emotional towel so stop treating me like one. I put up with it for a little while (about 2 weeks) but now that you've made it clear that you're not interested in anything more than friendship, I have other people who I could be giving that attention to. You're "broken and confused" and I used to care but I don't anymore. I genuinely did care but not having that reciprocated has pretty much killed my interest in you.

I guess what I'm saying is: No, I don't want to be your friend, I never wanted to be only a friend to you. Maybe sometime down the road, you'll realize this and contact me but I'm done pursuing you.

Just one last thing. If you go back to your ex and then decide that's not working and come crawling back to me, don't bother because I don't want to date someone that stupid. Otherwise, I wish nothing but happiness for you. Good luck.

Sincerely J

Dear Z,

I hope you get gang-raped by the Keebler elves.

Sincerely, fuck you, I wont even say my name.

Dear >>7205704 ,

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.

Regards,
Oma

Dear S,

He won't stay with you. He left the mother of his last baby, what makes you think this baby will be any different? He says he loves you? Didn't he say that a month after you met?

You're bringing an innocent human into the world that will be dependent entirely on you, you have no qualifications, no job, and you are 18 years old. He's 20, unemployed and lives with his mother. Who will take care of the baby when you start drinking again?

Stop pretending you're in a fairy tale.

-M

O,

Either put out or leave me alone. I refuse to be a crutch for whatever minor bullshit you're going through.

J

Dear femanon,

I really like you as a person, what you stand for, and who you really are inside, but I can't do a long distance relationship with you. You're a thousand miles away, and with this coming school year I really don't think i'd be able to put forth enough effort to make it work. I'd rarely ever get to see you or talk to you. I'm sorry.


>tl;dr You're accent is obnoxious, You suck dick at spelling, and you're not intelligent enough for me. And btw, im not going to be wiener cousins with some fucking nigger. thanks.

-anon

>>7205776

You'll have to explain your interpretation of that phrase. I'm not sure whether to be offended or flattered.

I'm going to guess offended.

Friends,

Where did you go? I miss you.

K

Hey dude

Fuck me really, really hard. But don't ask, because then I'll probably say no.

T

This apple sauce tastes so fucking good. Wish you were here to have some.

A

>>7203991
suck to be you mark, hahaha >:P

s

Dear m,

I know you say that you won't leave.
I know you say that you'll love me forever.
I don't know why I'm so insecure.
I'm sorry I can't be perfect for you.

love,
v.

>>7205902
I miss you too.

Dear /soc/,

I hope the majority of your userbase grows up and matures someday; while also learning the value of knowledge and realizing that looks do not carry you through life by any means.

Thanks,
A Concerned Poster

Dear girl that I've never met,


I try, I really do.

It never works. But I try again, and again. With more failure, again, and again.

So tomorrow I'm going to try again. Hope it works this time.

I'm in love with my twin brother.
I love you so much.
I keep dreaming about us bathing together, blowing bubbles in the water, splashing eachother, making tidal waves with our hands.

I still love you, I'll always love you.
Grace Brosnahan.

dear T,
we're not civil, let's keep it that way
J

dear k,,
what happened, bro? one girl and now you hate my guts? it wasn't just my fault you know, takes two to tango and all that jazz. let's go back to making kickass music
J

I know you are using me for emotional support, I still stay because i'm shit.

>>7205663
>thanks for all the fish
>all the fish
>all the vaginas

>>7205976
Dear guy that I've never met,

Ewwwwwwww

hi E,
I think we're falling apart. I'm scared.
Please don't go. I need you.
Don't be mad at me.
I love you so much.

sincerely,
t

Dear J

I love you to death but you cry over everything and it's annoying as hell. You put yourself in places where you'll get hurt and start crap with people then act like you're the victim, seriously fucking stop. And yea I'm kinda of jealous that every guy you hang out with wants your shit and you acting cutesy doesn't help me feel any better about not getting any of those guys or the guy I like. Stop acting like a skank, you're not, your better than that.

Hopefully you'll change for the better,
P

dear J

SHIFT TO VECTOR CANNON MODE.

Dear Justin,

I miss you more than you think. Everyone has told me that you and I just need to go our separate ways and move on and that we just aren't compatible. Despite everything that has happening, all the hurtful things we have said and done to each other, I want nothing more than for you to be in my life again. I can't say for sure if I want that to happen right now since you and I both have a lot of healing and learning to do... But I truly feel like if we both worked on our flaws, there could be a future for us.

The truth is, there is no other guy I want in my life, and each man that does come into my life, I end up comparing to you. You're all I can think about from sun up to sun down, and no one else knows this, not even you. All I can say is, I really hope things can change for the better, and we can continue what we had, but healthier.

dear J,

i hate your chink ass. you're the reason why i hate all chinese/asian people. you're a fucking asshole, dont ever talk to me again and i truly hope you catch something from the next desperate hooker that decides to suck your tiny asian pecker. you're also ugly as fuck, short and you have a nigger nose. i really do wish horrible things upon you.

Dear A

Just because I understand your decision doesn't mean I like it.

-A

Dear wolfpupy,

you stopped posting for a few days and that was great

then you started again...

Dear J,

Are you getting off on this? My pain, my heart break...You know how badly I hurt. I know you do. Hell right now I'm breaking down and crying...
But I love you...At least I think I do. I know there's nothing you can do, but I like your company. That's all that matters to me. I don't mind if we small talk a little bit or hell be in total silence in a call, just being by you makes me happy enough. You have no idea how happy it makes me whenever you just out of the blue start talking to me on WoW, it makes me happy that you thought of me...Even for a second.


I'm Pathetic.

-B


P.S

I'm sorry that I love you. I truly am. It'll all fade away some day. I promise.

To my manager:

Get some god damn sleep. You look like you were about to pass out the other day.

-You're concerned employee

>>7206216
J loves you, J loves you, J loves you so much.

>>7206216
Go to bed Eridan.

Dear Steph:

Depending on how I spend my saturday, I might call in sick. If my sense of duty is too strong and I come in regardless of what happened the previous night, I may throw up on Sam. There might also be semen in whatever I throw up on Sam.

Just a warning.

-one of your employees

>>7206216
I heard "Someone like you" on the radio today and broke down, knowing you probably wrote it, knowing it's probably about me, knowing that even if it isn't, in some universe you think I don't love you or need you.

I love you, I need you, I want you, I'll marry you.
That's a promise Bryn.

To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

>>7206236

That's probably complete bullshit, but thank you.

Dear Kjell,
I love you, I really do. It sucks that we live so far apart. I think I want to have children sooner than you do though. Also, I keep trying to initiate things online because I do enjoy sex, but the fact that you are so awkward at it and never say.. well. ANYTHING. It's just really a turn off and makes me want to do it less and less. If I wanted that I could just go on chatroulette and strip for all those bouncing cocks.
Also. When I moved I met up with a friend who came pretty close to raping me. But, since nothing happened technically I didn't want to tell you and upset you. I never hung out with him after that again either.
Aside from that all I have left to say if that I love you. Forever, for always, through the dust and smoke and I can't wait to get back to you <3

>>7206216
It'll be alright, bro.

Dear kate

STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THE PHONE WHILE YOU'RE IN WEBCAM WITH ME

Sincerely,
Anon

>>7206259

Oh, haha...My name is actually Brianna. S-sorry.

>>7206260


stfu summer

>>7206291

Made me smile.

Will you live to 83? Will you ever welcome me?
Will you show me something that nobody else has seen?
Smoke it, drink, here comes the flood
Anything to thin the blood
These corrosives do their magic slowly and sweet
Phone, eat it, drink, just another chink
Cuts and dents, they catch the light
Aluminum, the weakest link
I don't want to disappoint you
I'm not here to anoint you, I would lick your feet
But is that the sickest move?
I wear my own crown and sadness and sorrow
And who'd have thought tomorrow could be so strange?
My loss, and here we go again

Dear J

I wish I could tell you how I feel about you. I wish we could be more than just friends. I just can't bring myself to risk our friendship simply to ask you out.

For what it's worth, you are on my mind all the time right now. I almost hope that you end up reading this so that you can understand how I feel. I like you a lot, and I want you to feel the same.

Maybe one day.

Sincerely, C

PS: Please stop flirting so hard with other guys. It's making this all so painful.

Leave your bf get with me i really love you i was here first even though you cheated on me ii want you back please please please im going to kill myself
>im so beta its i dont even know what it is

Dear M

So you've blocked me on AIM but somehow you know my status? You probably made second account to stalk me.... The same method as mine to stalk you.......... why you doing this? Im doing this becouse I still...well...like you

Dear you

I hope you're not sad when you and your boyfriend break up because you have 2 days tops before my dick is in your mouth. You're a sweet girl with a lot of cute quirks, and even though i don't act it i really like you as a person (not to mention your perfect body). When, not if, but WHEN we start dating I'll make sweet love to you every day, but as stated before my dick will be in your mouth. Before we make love and make all this official i want just one dirty, hardcore victory fuck. I will forcibly pull your fucking legs over your head and pound the shit out of that pussy then shake my dick in your face until you give it what it wants. I can't even really tell you now what the fuck I'll do because I'm going to fucking live in the moment and only listen to what my horny ass animal instincts tell me to do

love, me <3

>>7206321
lol faggot
why would you get together with a bitch that cheated on you

Dear A
Me and your daughter messed around in your bed
when you were on vacation last year and I got jizz on your sheets
Love - Me

Dear Carly,
fuck you, asshole. I hope you go blind which would destroy your ability to pursue your dreams.

sincerely, Anon

Jayson,

Why have you waited until have 5 "dates" to tell me you liked me? I had to FORCE YOU TO TELL ME YOU PANSY FUCK GODDAMN YOU'RE 17 YEARS OLD. I'm the girl, I'm 16, YOU SHOULD BE THE MATURE ONE! What do you mean you want to wait a year until I graduate? FUCK I WANT YOU NOW I MAD I MAD I MAD
TOMORROW NIGHT I'M GOING TO TRY AND KISS YOU AND IF YOU DENY ME MY FIRST KISS JAYSON IT'LL BREAK MY LITTLE HEART AND I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FACE

Dear LG,

I'm not sure where I want to go with you or what I want to do. I love your personality and the fact that you want nothing more than companionship from me. I'd gladly grow old with you... except, I'd be left for a while after you're gone. I am not attracted to your body either, not since you've started the business. I've seen pictures of what you used to look like. I like your strength, and kindness. I like your stories and memories. I'd gladly share a cool drink on a hot summer's eve. I think if I wanted to we'd have a future, since we both want the same things. The only thing is I'm still deciding if I like you, and waiting for your fiance to leave you will be too long. You'd give me the future I'm looking for and the companionship I'm looking for, but will you give me the love I'm trying to avoid?

From, that young girl you adore.


Dear TM,

I like you, but it isn't the same anymore. You said you'd change, but truth is you're not mature enough. Too many tantrums and issues.

From, your ex, me.

>>7206395
Slow downnn wheres the fireee?

K,
I never pursued relationships because I just felt like they wouldn't work, but you're the first girl that I've met that has completely captivated my heart. I know I'm not the perfect guy, but I will do whatever it takes to be the right guy, but we never know what the future holds right? I just hope that you're the one that's with me then.
S

Not like she's going to read this, right? Ha...

>>7206416
NO I'M TIRED OF PLAYING IT COOL AND SLOWING DOWN FUCK I JUST WANT THIS GUY TO STOP HIDING BEHIND HIS SMUG INTELLIGENCE AND KISS ME

anon,
It's not his fault. It's yours. If you would only man up and make a decision I wouldn't have to go to bed feeling awful. I'm not going to make the decision for you, and I hope you know you're making me feel this way the longer you postpone it. It's irresponsible and immature to keep me on this teeter totter of hope while you try and balance your priorities. This is the second time something like this has happened and all it does is remind me of the first. I'm left with a sinking pit in my stomach thinking of the first and what I am to you, exactly. You tried to put words in my mouth to give you permission to go out and play, or force you to stay with me. The longer we play this game the longer I doubt you. I know it's a ways off before you make your ultimate decision but you have to make it, on your own. I know he's pressuring you, I shouldn't have to hear it because it's not my decision to make.
me

>>7206428
Chillax. Take a deep breath. It's going to be alright.

Jesus, you women are fucking crazy at the age of sixteen.

Shouldn't put letters but:

You were mega bro, and I've been insecure and craving attention. You were an awesome dude and I thank you for talking to me. I wish you the best.

>>7206259
Jeremy?

as in Jeremy L?

>>7206395
chiiiiill

>>7206553
>>7206534
FRUSTRATED

>>7206584
Just try and kiss him. If he doesn't return it, maybe he's a bit cold at first and takes a while to warm up. Just chill. If it's too big of a deal, stop dating him.

>>7206584

you're so cute when you're frustrated, dear

>>7206584
Why force things? You're just going to ruin your first kiss yourself.

>>7206584
I understand that and he's a very lucky guy to have a girl so cra-
nuuuuu- wiiilll-...infatuated with him but patience is key.

>>7206631
>>7206645
>>7206625
>>7206621
HE'S LEAVING IN TWO WEEKS FOR COLLEGE THIS IS MY CHANCE GUYS
WE'RE GOING TO DINNER AND A MOVIE AND I'M TAKING IT
IF I FAIL, HE'S LEAVING WHO CARES
IF I SUCCEED, FUCK YEAR KISS

Dear coyote across the street,

I know you don't want to hurt me. I know you're just as scared of me as I am of you.
But you really creep me out.

I'm sorry I keep shining lights at you.

Maybe one day we can co-exist peacefully.

Sincerely,
A

Dear Bro,

Hey, it's me again. I wrote in one of these threads a while back because I'm a chicken shit, and know what?

You're starting to come around.

You made a lot of mistakes, and I don't give a shit if you smoke pot once in a while, but you're mind is clearing now. You aren't chasing the bitch's tail anymore. You aren't in a crazy love triangle full of dispair. You aren't constantly under the influence of something.

Granted, you caused the trouble, but now you seem to be trying to make things better. You don't accept full responsibility, but that's okay. You just don't want to admit it.

And know what?

I'm fucking proud of you bro. I'm still wary because you've done a few horrible things to me, to a lot of people. But I know you are trying to make things right.

Give it time and I'll trust you more again. You have a dream now. Pursue it. Don't let anyone, not even me, get in the way.

Be happy dude, and not the shitty brainless type of happy.

You're gonna make it.

Sincerely,
Chaos

Dear W,

I hope you're well.

Love, someone

J,

I'm over you now.

D

>>7206677
if that is you I will marry you

bonus points if you actually are a trap

>>7206677

i thought that was a guy with some legit serious gyno

i nearly shat the bed

William,

You are a douchebag and you always will be. Stop bitching at me and calling me immature and a kid when you are twice as bad. You always nitpick, nitpick, nitpick and then freak out when I point out small things you've forgotten. I'm always the one doing selfless things, and YOU are the one playing videogames, but as soon as you do something, it's all "Ooh, worship me, worship me, I did this, look guys looook"

You know you only do it for attention. Any other time you do it is when you're forced to and then you grumble about it for the rest of the day and childishly take it out on everyone else.

You know what? I don't care about my high school. The people there were "whatever". Unlike you, I don't care about being "cool" because I never could change the person I am inside to someone I am not. I think high school will be the best 4 years of your life, William, and because you seem to enjoy belittling your older sister I think I will never speak with you or contact you again after I graduate college and get a job (I've had 2 since I was 16, you've had zero and you still fucking complain about how jobless I am. Look at yourself.) I don't give a crap, people do it all the time. You didn't care enough about me then, what would make you care about me now? It's obvious you prefer your fat soon-to-be-ex girlfriend (gasp, I said it!) Chelsea who probably couldn't get any other date to the prom to your family. So whatever, I hope you live your life out without me. And no, you're not invited to either my wedding, nor are you getting any more money from me, leech.

-Lisa

Dear O

I still love You.

W

>>7206662
For some reason I'm hoping this goes well
Do it up yandere chick

T,

You can rationalize it all you want, but you're an abusive rapist who deserves to be alone.

With eternal hatred,
J

Dear Conspiring Coworker,

My boss sent me your little complaint where you alleged that I did not respond to your request.

Luckily, I kept the email where I did respond to your request... and my boss was CC'ed on that email. I showed that and now my boss is wondering what is up with you.

You don't know this, but I am not a nice guy. Not when my career is on the line. I am going to destroy you. Not because you are a threat (let's be real, you don't even come in on Friday's), but because I do not want you around anymore.

Sincerely,
Mirrored.

Larissa,

I really like you and I feel like you have hinted to me that you are interested but I don't know for sure. I am hesitant to act because I enjoy just being with you. I feel If I try to make a relationship out of our friendship I will lose you forever. That's not something I want because I trust you, and now that i think about it, only you. I don't know if its because I like you that I tell you my secrets. Maybe its to form some kind selfish bond, or its real genuine trust. Nevertheless I think you are beautiful, and I think you would be hard pressed to find anyone that would disagree.

I love you,

Dan

Derrick,

You're a beautiful person.

Love, Lauren

>>7206800
You are a huge faggot. Sometimes when I am fucking other guys, I think about you... and giggle at how small you must be compared to the real man that I am blowing. And all the shit you tell me about your gay past? I keep telling my girlfriends about it and they are all laughing at you.

OMGSH Want to go to a museum with me next week?

XOXO
Larissa

>>7206873

I love you too internet, enough to be vulnerable and myself in a relatively anonymous message board.

>>7206891
Do you live in Sacramento, bro?

>>7206916

No, I do not.

i'm waiting for that annoying idiot
to post one of their many annoying daily threads

>>7206873
Woooow why would you even?
I mean why do you feel the need to be an ass on an advice board?
We have a few boards for that.
>>>/b/ go here to be an douche man.
So much unnecessary hate here

>>7206964

Look man don't worry about it, I know my post was kinda soft. I just felt like letting someone know what my feelings are for someone, even if they fall on the eyes of a troll.

everyone irritates me
their voices
my voice.... i can't stand speaking
i just cringe
even if i have soemthing to say, i just cant

You should know better than anyone that it's hard to break off when you love someone. That's why it pains me when I constantly hear about how you're fucking some sweaty, greasy beaner. Fuck, when you came over today, you were apparently freshly fucked. I just wish you'd understand.

Dear Kaleigh,

I love you more than can be put into words and It hurts me so much that you only talk to me because you feel obligated so I don't hurt myself. I tell myself you do it because you care, but really you just do it so you won't have to come to terms with how much pain you've caused.

You finally gave me a reason to live and now you're the reason I want to die. You're the reason for everything. The reason I laugh and the reason I cry. The reason I'm happy and the reason I'm miserable.

I don't want to die because I keep holding on, telling myself there's a chance we can be together like we used to be. Yet knowing that it will never be makes me want to die, It's a cycle I can't escape, even after having tried so hard for 8 months now.

I wish we weren't second cousins. You're the best thing to ever happen to me and you told me the same. I just wish you were willing to finally do something for yourself and stop trying to live the life everyone tells you to.

I love you, I miss you, I will always be yours.

Love, Brian.

To all the girls I've had crushes on:
I hate you all for making me hate myself and hate you by not being able to approach you or talk to you. If I did I would just be rejected so what's the point.
I remember most of you, in fact maybe even all of you.
I hate you all.

i still miss you. i wish you weren't a liar

I remember when it started all cute and sweet...

Now it's sad and pathetic.

Dear god

FUCK YOU. No seriously go fuck yourself. Why me? After everything I've been though you still put me through this shit? I've been a good guy for most of my life. Sure I've been a prick at times and have done some horrible things but I've always tried to do the right thing. There are rapist,murders, tortures, and child molesters out there who will never get caught. Some of them had great lives. Yet I sit here on a borrowed Netbook from some guy that likes my sister. On the neighbors unprotected internet with no food in the fridge. The house is in foreclosure, we don't have any money. I can't seem to find a job and school is starting soon. Oh yeah thanks for delaying my Fafsa or possibly denying it altogether for another 2 months. What have I done to deserve all this? My father abandoned my mother at the age of 2. Leaving me all alone with that crazy bitch. She would beat the ever loving shit out of me each day. Oh but then she found a new man in her life and boy did he beat the shit out of me. A grown 6'0 fatass would punch a small 5 year old in the face. He would leave me with black eyes, would throw me in the dark of a closet and leave me there alone for hours each day while my mother would just laugh at me.

Dear Annelise,

You're a stupid uptight bitch who thinks that you're too good for anyone. You play the distressed heartweary girl role damn well but i see through it and see how much of it is just a ploy because you dont want to be like every other girl chasing guys. I think that makes you worse than those girls though.. at least they're honest and tuned in with their emotions. They dont play love games with someone else's heart, they wouldn't have hurt me for no reason other than the gratification of your own despair like you did. What more did you want me to do? I could have chased after you for a month and it wouldnt have gotten anywhere because youre too stubborn and set on not being in love. Big surprise when I left and im not coming back right? I hope you feel even more shitty than you did back then. I really hope i took a piece out of you and I stay on your mind for the years to come. You know why? Because I loved you, I loved you more than anything in my life before and you fucking knew it . You knew that I needed someoen to be there for me and help me heal my emotional and pyschological problems. You knew that I would have treated you better than any other guy before. You knew that I knew you liked me too. But you just had to play it as a game, make it about you, and how I needed to sedue and romance you. My heart hurt too much after your first rejections and I didnt know what i know now. You hurt me bad and the last thing I wanted to do was go back to you and pursue a person that would deliberately calculate her moves to hurt someone she liked.

I took a page from your book though, and I fucked your roommate, and i fucked 3 other girls that week too. I only fucked them because I loved you though. Im not sure which ones you found out about but either way you knew it wasnt you that I was fucking. You knew I would have made love to you, not like I banged those girls while thinking of how much you hurt me. I know you still think of me, and still want me to be that guy who rescues you from your own pit of wallow and selfdestruction. Its not going to happen. I take more joy in making you depressed than I would making you happy.

>Continued from>>7207249

One day just for the fuck of it they grabbed me, stripped me and put a dress on me. Then they took a picture and said if I ever told anyone that I was being abused that they would show everyone in school that I was a little girl. I was getting the crap beaten out of me in school each day and didn't want things to get worse for me. This is just the tip of the iceberg. I remember some days she wouldn't feed me and I can't tell you the knot inducing pain you get from not eating for 3 days or the time she forced my 11 year old sister to get in the shower with her boyfriend where he proceeded to rape her. Was I some Nazi war criminal in a past life or something? I just don't get it, the highlight of my life will be when I can buy a handgun and blow my fucking brains out but that's just as planned right god? While other people are having the times of their lives I've done nothing but suffer alone my entire life. I just want peace and security in my life but I guess that's just too damn much to ask for. I'm fucking done with this shit. Fuck this shit life. You've won God.

Dear Sarah,
I've grown up. Its awesome. And it all started with you breaking up with me. You did the right thing.
I sincerely wish you nothing but the best.
-Pat

>>7207281
I don't have a letter to write, I just wanna say sorry all this shit is happening to you, dude. Hug/brofist. I hope that things will look up for you in the future. I know this shit ain't fair :(

Dear Whitney,

Thanks.

I know it's odd to say thanks given what I did and what you decided not to do, but in the end it made me realize the many, many mistakes I made and would have kept on making. I knew it would not have worked and never really pressed beyond the limit of what I thought was okay. I'm sure I did, though, in your eyes and for that I apologize. I made many things weird or uncomfortable. It was a huge learning experience for me and something I doubt I will ever forget.

And since you won't read this: you're also a bitch disguised as a huge sweetheart. What I did is only a tenth of the stupidity you showed me in the time we knew each other. While you're a beautiful, gorgeous being... you lack the being to live your life the way it should be. You don't need someone else to hold onto. You don't need to blame a president or anything. Just deal. You're stronger than that.

You made me cry too much, anyway. But thanks. I don't hate, dislike or love you at all now. You're in the past. I'm forever alone and thanking the lucky stars about my fortune to see the truth of me at this point and not when I'm your age and being a creepy pedo-matic.

Sincerely,

Vi

Dear my sweet bird,
I miss you and I hope you're doing good. I really want to call and see you but you know that I can't. I love you and miss you dearly.
-your bird

Dead D.
Yeah, I acted like a creepy stalker with lowe self-esteem and generally a shitty person.
Spilling our personal coversations in great detail to entire school and making me laughingstock for all three years of my life just because you fealt like it's a funny story was still low.
That's why I was pissed at you for two years, not because I was rejected. Get it into that empty head of yours.

I've realized something. I've known you for a long time now but we we've talked face to face maybe twice in about 4 years. Most conversations are just texts back and forth but I've realized that in person, you're an asshole. Not a funny asshole or a sarcastic asshole, you're just a cunt. You're quick to complain when there is the slightest mistake or hitch in plans and you're just all around unpleasant to be around. It's weird because I could just continue to talk to you over the phone, but I know deep down you're just a bitter asshole and that's gonna fuck everything up.

Fuck

Dear N,
I fucking miss you.

>>7207603

As long as I don't get denied my Fafsa things should be okay for the most part. I'm aiming to be a Psychiatrist, not because I like Psychology but because the pay is great (Top 10 in Pay for college graduates). I'm doing this for my sisters because they've also had a hard life. Not as hard as I have but still. Which sucks because my sister has been asked to star on tv and model before. For shows like Malcom in the Middle and True Blood but she thinks she's "Ugly". If on the other hand I don't get approved by Fafsa then I'm going to be left with no job, money, or education past HS so that's going to mean that I'm deep throating a revolver.

Dear Fun girl,

I would fuck you so hard you came more than ever before, you are sexy and vibrant.

-That weird guy.

To the law student,

Your fashion sense is awesome, you have perfect skin, your hair looks sexy and I would mouth fuck you.

-Guy who sits in front of you.

Dear girl in my history class,

If I wanted to be frozen out I would talk to an actual stone wall, not a metaphorical one.

-Annoyed Compadre.

Dear you,

I am so happy we're fuck buddies now. Because now I get what I want without lying my ass for an hour on a daily basis to get it.

fucking sweet.

- signed,
He-who-broke-up-with-you

Dear Me,

Get the fuck off 4chan and go outside or something.

Love, Me.

Dear C,
You've changed and I dislike it. All you do is pitying yourself, that's all. You always give me the faults on your failures and it doesn't make you look very innocent. Anyways, I hope you're happy about yourself. The only thing I miss right now is the past which I can't get back. Have fun.

-Me

Dear Kelly,
Where the fuck did it all go wrong? I know it was years ago now and although I've done fine since, you probably have too, every time something reminds me of you I wonder what went wrong.

Respect Anon

>>7206260
Irrelevant but I love that song.

>>7207736

Don't give up.

You need to get over it. It's some fucked up shit I know, but you just need to let it go. There's no benefit to holding on to all of that.

Our relationship was pretty shitty, and we both know it was all your fault. I've been miserable all year, ever since you realised it was getting serious so you distanced yourself from me and I spent 5 out of the 7 months we were dating trying to undo the the damage you did. I spent the majority of our relationship fucking miserable trying to fix your mistakes, and even after you realised what you'd done, told me you regretted it and claimed you loved me you still never really made an effort to show it. But despite all of this, there's nothing I want more than to have you back.
p.s. My contacts are taking a while to get pills, maybe you should try yours.

Dear P

I hate you, most likely to the fullest extent of the word. Because of you I faced things no child should ever have to deal with. You and your fucking drugs, you ruined me, and then when I found solitude you killed everyone in front of me and left me to live. The Police didn't find out, how the fuck did they never found out, where did you take me, how did I get out. Your wife says you're still alive, and I know you're somewhere in Yemen. I know there's a chance that you might be reading this you sick fuck, If I ever find you, I will kill you.

Dear Abraham Lincoln.
It's totally o.k. bro.

Dear A,
I wish we could hang out like we used to. It's only been like three weeks and I might be reading way more into it than I should but I've had all this time to just sit and stew in my own bullshit and I'm about tired of it. Every time I get left at home to do nothing it feels like twisting the knife. I feel like I may have ruined our friendship and that's terrible.
Love,
Me

Dear friends

I love you and all, but seriously, I think you guys are forgetting that I am an introvert, I thrive on alone time, you guys are kinda cutting into that. Yeah J I know I am like one of two friends who actually want to hang out but take my needs into account as well, yes R I know your homelife sucks ass and you can't relax but seriously, stop expecting us to do stuff whenever you stop by. I sometimes look back on the times in middle school when I would pretty much just do stuff alone and it was just fantastic, sometimes I wish I can back to those days for a short while.

Dear Big Brother,
Please stop worrying about me all the time.
Sincerely,
Your little sister.

>>7208103
No i won't and get off of 4chan!

>>7207865

I got over it. If I can't get a job or the Pell Grant then I'm afraid that I am done with this gay earth. I won't find out till September so I'll see.

i hate when people say "off of"

Dear S,

On monday we had a great time roaming, did we not? I mean we talked for hours on the beach, up trees, and in the car. But howcome you won't start a conversation with me on facebook or through text?

Did I say something wrong? Did someone tell you something about me? Why won't you talk to me. I like you so much and it hurts me so much that you won't talk to me. Do you just want to be left alone? Fuck you, I hate to love you.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear A,

You were so happy the other night because we're finally starting to get serious. I was serious from the start and you've been shooting me down ever since. I want things to work out but neither of us is happy and it's slowly killing things. I want it to work. I don't know. But I want it to work. I still want that...

From someone who used to care more

Dear Sam

You're almost twice my size. It's heavy.

ps. Be more gentle. I'm fragile damnit

Dear attractive woman down the street, Be mine already! >:|

>>7207736
You shouldn't study for a field that you aren't interested in. If you want money, find a career you're interested in, not just the easiest one to make the most money in.

And psychiatry is not easy.

Seeing the photo of you two together killed me. You looked so adorable and she looked so happy. Why didn't I turn up that day. Why didn't I see you. Why didn't I get one of those amazing hugs you give. Why did I leave you waiting alone for hours?

I'm sorry. I just like you so much.

R,

The time with you was epic and certainly educational, but the timing of your departure left a hole in my soul that took years to repair. You shattered my self worth, my desire for life, and left me with a constant wall around myself that, for a long time, prevented anyone getting close to me. Even now part of me shudders at either close physically or emotionally contact, unless I am absolutely in control of the situation.

You could of chosen many options to end it, but you choose the moment I was incapacitated to sneak out of my life. When I am cripple, dazed, confused, and far away from friends or family, you left me. Why then? why not a day, week, month, year, or several years before then. Why at the one moment that I needed your help unconditionally (the only time I ever needed your help for anything in our lives) did you do that to me.

You must of been born and bred a coward to do what you did. Not a grain of integrity, compassion, or care in your soul, and to think that at one stage I had imagine you as the mother of my children. The only plus side is if we had been married or had children then you would of taken everything that I possessed. Coming back to looted apartments and emptied joint accounts, was the home coming I had looked forward to after a long illness.

My life now R is much better than when you and I were together. I am richer, fitter, and have female company when I desire it. I was glad to find out that these days you live with your mother (childless and partner-less), although you are now at an age many would consider "past her sell by date" so I would encourage that you turn your life around or else you will end up a barren old spinster.

M

Dear A,
I've never told you this but I've admired you for a long time; I kept it to myself out of respect for your feelings. I respect that the feelings aren't likely to be mutual, but I care no less.

I hope our friendship stays as it is, and that this doesn't draw tension on the lines. You mean too much to lose as a friend; there've been countless times I've found myself smiling - just because you walked in the room. So please, don't let this ruin what we have - but don't forget I'm always here, and care about you.
-E

D,
When we hang out I feel like I could stay with you forever.
You give out stupid mixed signals that I regret acting upon the next day.
I wonder what you would've done if I kissed you at the park?
S.

O

You're a bad president

G

E,

I hate you half the time and love you the other half. You're all I ever wanted and you're totally inadequate as a lover, a boyfriend, a friend, whatever. I like making our relationship sound good on the internet, but in real life it is sadly lacking.

Most of the time I feel so guilty about what I do to you I want to kill myself. Some people are telling me to leave you because they see me in one of my bad moods and it looks like the relationship is falling apart and I'm trapped in a loveless marriage or something. But the majority of the time, we're actually kinda good.

C

P.S. I'm dexing right now so I hope this makes sense

Dear N,
I see you got back together with him. He hurt you once, and I (and our mutual friends) know that he will hurt you again. Why do you love to be hurt so much? Why do I care so much about you, when you don't even really notice me? When you ask me about anything, I drop my world, and give you a heartfelt response...

You mean everything to me.

I will wait for you, for as long as it takes.

-N

>>7208598
hahaha faggot

>>7208390

Like I said I don't care about money and this is not for me. It's for my sisters. As for Psychiatry it's not so bad. I'm very quite and I'm much more of a listener than a talker. As for right now the electricity, gas, and water are going to be shut off next week and we have no money. Oh and I ate some bad chicken right now that was a church donation because we have no food. I'm sure it's going to give me terrible diarrhea tomorrow. Aren't I lucky...

Dear Xander

I wish I was able to get my feelings for you off of my chest before we fought; now they just feel self-destructive.

Hey B,

Nice tits.

K

>>7208637

Sincerely, Lissa

M
I haven't been this miserable since I was a 13 year old emo faggot. You made me feel like I would never be good enough for you from day 1. Thanks for talking about your ex for the entirety of our first date. Thanks for telling me how you enjoy wanking to redhead goths on our second date. Finally, thanks for being an internet/gaming nerd like myself right up until we start dating, then stop, so we have fuck all in common. And thanks for being a fun-loving drinker until last year. You only ever showed me any decent affection when you were drunk. Now you show me none.
-Rh

dear anth

i was allways there for you together we were bonny and clyde, but we never got caught you opened my eyes just as much as i opened your i gave you my heart but after your father died i put up with your abuse the beatings the chocking the humiliation because i know you just lost the man you loved more then me. When you went out every night to come home smelling of another girl i couldnt take it i act like i dont think about you and that iv moved on but no one will ever be able to fill the hole in my heart were you ripped out my heart when i saw you with a new girl 4 days after i was gone... i will always love you.

- the girl who still loves you

Dear Superman,

You are cool.

M,

Veni, Vidi, Veniste.

Relinquisti.

J