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    16 KB Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:23 No.5744109  
    My best friend and I are both males who never pursued females and females never pursued us. We were both so ugly that no matter what level of confidence we could ascertain it could not make up for how bad with look.

    At this point of our lives we were both aware of our fate of dying with our virginity intact. We decided to come up with a plan to technically not allow that to happen by allow each other to anally penetrate one another untill orgasm. I atleast was a hetrosexual and was only doing this to relieve sexual frusteration so we set down some ground rules to this experience.

    >>We were both going to keep our eyes and make any noises, We were to play some kind non-subductive white noise like sound to take the edge of this experience. We were not to speak about this to anyone.

    The night started with him coming over. I was a polite host by letting him go first. He offered but I lubed up my own asshole and allowed him to lube up his own dick. He penetrated me and it wasn't as painful as I thought it would be and after about a dozen thrust in and out he was finished. It wasn't too bad and the feeling it gave my prostate was pretty good.

    It was my turn, I penetrated him and it felt pretty good! As I was doing him I closed my eyes and pretended it was that girl I liked and always wished would come talk to me but before I could imagine having sex with her I had my first orgasm at the hands of another person.

    The exeperience wasn't that bad but now my friend is asking me to do it again.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:25 No.5744133
    BUMP
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)18:26 No.5744138
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    Why not? You enjoyed it, he enjoyed it. I don't see the problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:27 No.5744162
    >>5744138

    I just don't want to get into the habit of homosexual behavior just because no girl will give me the time of day.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:27 No.5744164
    >>5744109
    I'd kill myself if i was ugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:30 No.5744199
    >>5744164

    Life as a ugly woman is better than life as a ugly man.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:30 No.5744205
    >>5744162
    You don't tell them, silly...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:30 No.5744209
    Post your pic OP, i'll be the judge if you're ugly or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:31 No.5744211
    brb vomiting with laughter
    >> Sam !SoSam14H1A 04/21/11(Thu)18:33 No.5744238
    >mfw no reaction pic could ever describe my reaction to this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:36 No.5744276
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    ive blanked myself to protect my identy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:40 No.5744308
    Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:41 No.5744329
    >>5744276
    Are we really expected to believe that this is OP?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:41 No.5744332
    Wow...

    Men fucking each other in the ass in desperation..
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)18:44 No.5744369
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    >>5744329

    >mfw it is
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:44 No.5744374
    >>5744276
    Disgusting. What the fuck is on your lip?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:46 No.5744394
    >>5744276
    im surprised a dude let you fuck him
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:46 No.5744403
    >>5744374
    >>5744374

    I expected some sympathy and advice. Not to be treated like something for your amusment that you toss out with the morning rubbish.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:47 No.5744413
    >>5744403
    You expected the wrong thing from 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:48 No.5744424
    10/10 , read this high and laughed so fucking hard i cried
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:49 No.5744426
    >>5744403
    If that is you in the picture.

    You don't seem ugly. You just seem like you missed the lecture on hygiene and grooming. Shave all the hair off of your face. Work on you eyebrows, ears, trash stash, etc.

    Get your facial shit cleared up. Get a good haircut. Some better glasses, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:50 No.5744439
    >>5744403
    First time poster, then?
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)18:50 No.5744445
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    Assuming that's really OP, your lips are about the most atrocious of your facial features. Get rid of them and you'll look somewhat decent.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:50 No.5744448
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    >>5744403

    don't post pic of yourself on 4chan man.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:51 No.5744450
    >>5744426
    >>5744426

    I'm not here for that advice, I just wanted somebody to tell me how I handle this situation I'm in.

    I dont have feelings for my friend but what we did. He could hold that over me if I dont do what he wants. I want a normal life away from what I did. I was desperate and it was just something I needed.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:53 No.5744469
    >>5744450
    If you don't want to fuck him again, then don't.

    He's your friend, he's not gonna blackmail you about it.

    Also, most males have done it, they just won't admit it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:54 No.5744476
    this thread is trollicious
    >> Tits McGee !!dgDUq92/aoA 04/21/11(Thu)18:55 No.5744483
    >>5744450
    Then tell him the once was just a once. That if you guys do it again you're walking the edge of gay, and you really don't want to become gay, so you'd rather not do it.
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)18:55 No.5744488
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    >>5744450

    Just be gay and marry your friend, man. You have to accept that heterosexuality isn't going to work in your case, and if you want a sex life and someone to love, you have this opportunity. Take it. Probably the only one you'll get, ever. Think about that.
    >> bored 04/21/11(Thu)18:58 No.5744504
    >>5744488
    >>5744488

    There was nothing gay about what we did. It was unemotional and there was no attachment. I'm worried he might feel different.

    For an advice forum you're all not too helpful. You just seem to ridicule me no matter how open and honest I am with you all.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:58 No.5744509
    >>5744450
    if you're not here for that advice then why did you post your picture? that makes no fucking sense.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)18:59 No.5744514
    >>5744483
    Where'd you get your trip name from?
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)19:00 No.5744520
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    >>5744504

    Dear God, I hope you're trolling. Did you take a look at the website you were visiting before you made that comment?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:03 No.5744544
    >>5744426
    He'd still be ugly as fuck unless he got his ears pinned back.
    >> Tits McGee !!dgDUq92/aoA 04/21/11(Thu)19:04 No.5744555
    >>5744514
    IDK man, I think me and my ex were trying to think up funny names for a Halfling char back in our EQ days and this was one of them he thought up. I found it amusing so I used it as a trip here a few times so people didn't confuse me for other posters, mostly in threads where I'm agreeing with someone so they aren't accused of samefagging. It kind of stuck. I only use it on /adv/
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:05 No.5744560
    >>5744504
    You're in denial about it being a gay experience. You said yourself that you were afraid of him using it to blackmail you.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:05 No.5744567
    Well since you're now fucking dudes, you might as well go full gay and get some beauty treatments to sort out that face of yours and make yourself fabulous. Maybe then girls'll notice you but you'll be too gay to notice.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:05 No.5744574
    >>5744544
    His ears need a good shave too.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:06 No.5744585
    This forum is not what I expected.

    Your help wasnt helpful at all and now my friend is calling me again. I'd ask what I should do but you'd all probably tell me to buy lube or become his man-wife.

    Thanks for nothing you buffoons.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:07 No.5744588
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:08 No.5744603
    >>5744504
    No you fucked each other, now in my book thats gay.
    But so what, now what I think you should is let him fuck you again and when its your turn, just fuck him so hard that he bleeds and can't walk for a few weeks and maybe it will turn him of sodomy altogether.

    Then again it could backfire, he might enjoy bleeding and keep coming back for moar
    >> BenCaesar !!1pmdQ4ymdO5 04/21/11(Thu)19:09 No.5744612
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    >>5744585
    >become his man-wife.

    nice trollin there, brah
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:09 No.5744618
    >>5744585
    OP. Being gay/having gay sex is the least of your problems when you have a face like yours. Burn it off.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:09 No.5744621
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    >>5744585
    Thats the OP's way of saying "I've ran out of dumb bullshit to make up and spout at you so now I'm going to stop posting."

    We can only hope you'll never start again.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:09 No.5744625
    Uh oh, he's having a big gay bitch fit.
    >> Salad !pdd0FLV5Eg 04/21/11(Thu)19:10 No.5744629
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    >>5744585

    You're welcome. Have a pleasant day.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:12 No.5744650
    >>5744621
    OP's trollin' but he's doin it wrong
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:12 No.5744656
    ask yourself OP, do you want to have sex with him again?
    if you don't, then tell him you don't
    but if you enjoyed it and wanna do it again, then who cares
    there's nothing wrong with doing something you enjoy and being happy, you shouldn't have to worry about being gay or straight because of it
    >> Anonymous 04/21/11(Thu)19:14 No.5744682
    Tell him it was a one-time only thing. You liked doing it for the sake of doing it. But you don't want to do it again, because you don't want to be friends with benefits or in a relationship with him. If he doesn't accept it, you have to cut all contact for a while and tell him why you're doing it.

    If he does hold it against you, it doesn't really matter. You're bi, no one gives a crap. Once you have sex with someone, someone is bound to have unrequited feelings.



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