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Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:57 No.5729297

So my boyfriend is out of town for a few days, and when he comes back its our anniversary. I'm wanting to do something fun, naughty, and a lil nerdy for him. Any ideas? Also im super artsy and usually make him gifts (stuffed haunter doll, splicer mask, etc) i want to make him something full of epic and win!! please help!!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:58 No.5729301 tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)13:59 No.5729306 File1303322373.jpg-(40 KB, 268x265, 1302283172915.jpg) >>5729301

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:00 No.5729313 roleplay a nerdy kind of sex fantasy with costumes? (Rescue, rape, etc)

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:03 No.5729327 I hate you, you filthy fucking hipster trash. Make him dinner and shut up.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:03 No.5729332 That Haunter's awesome

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:04 No.5729338 1 kick ass Haunter 2 Slave Leia. Done.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:06 No.5729346 You sound so annoying, I wish we were friends IRL so I could choke you to death.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:08 No.5729351 File1303322899.jpg-(341 KB, 1334x1877, Holo 89.jpg) if you know how to give a massage, you can always give him one with a happy ending.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:09 No.5729362 LOL I love the hating here! But i do make him dinner you lonely faggot. Every fucking night in our house... im not some 14 year old faggy hipster. Also ty all for the haunter compliments!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:16 No.5729404 File1303323406.jpg-(207 KB, 600x800, Holo 14.jpg) >>5729362 what else does he like?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:18 No.5729417 File1303323530.jpg-(12 KB, 245x251, tumblr_lh37q7ajMb1qc43ao.jpg) >>5729404 Don't be avatar-fagging as my waifu faggot.

Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:21 No.5729433

hmmmm well hes a gamer, likes anime, likes to hunt and fish, ufc... those sort of things. one thing is the town we live in is tiny and sucks ass so im very limited to what i can do. hes picky about alot of things because he thinks everythings gay lol total /b/ fag, he was actually the one who introduced me to this glorious place a few years back!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:30 No.5729496 File1303324242.jpg-(50 KB, 1280x720, Holo 24.jpg) >>5729417 and what are you going to do about it internet tough guy?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:32 No.5729506 File1303324324.jpg-(44 KB, 335x400, Holo 68.jpg) >>5729433 so he's a /b/tard? raep him DO IT FAGGETTE! tie him up and have your way with him.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:32 No.5729513 Hey now! play nice on my thread! lol but seriously.... halp!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:33 No.5729521 >>5729496 I'm going to call you a faggot. FAGGOT. You want more?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:34 No.5729524 ....don't think he would like that... i also fail at dominance...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:40 No.5729570 File1303324811.jpg-(24 KB, 409x480, Holo 34.jpg) >>5729521 >mfw not a single fuck was given that day

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:41 No.5729579 File1303324865.jpg-(81 KB, 1204x222, yanderes are hot.jpg) >>5729524 you can't do this

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:42 No.5729591 >>5729579 Oh my god I wish that would happen to me hhhhhhnng

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:45 No.5729615 hahaha no way! He is the dominant type so he would probably freak out if he woke up tied up... he would probably think i was trying to kill him...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:45 No.5729625 Dear op, make a blanket/pillow fort

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:46 No.5729629 >>5729615 Oh boring. So many guys have submission/bondage fantasies that they repress because they aren't 'manly'.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:48 No.5729644 >>5729579 Am I the only one who would be creeped the fuck out?

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:50 No.5729662 File1303325431.jpg-(11 KB, 261x193, cmfwc.jpg) >>5729521 >mfw not a single fuck was given that day

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:50 No.5729665 sex in a blanket fort eh? oddly that actually sounds fun... pull out the super nintendo and pretend were kids again... just kids who have kids and have sex...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:51 No.5729672 File1303325511.jpg-(60 KB, 510x696, Holo 55.jpg) >>5729644 yes

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:54 No.5729697 ok! now to tackle question 2! Wtf should i make him? ideas?!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:54 No.5729701 >>5729665 its the fun and nostalgia that counts, make the best of it.

Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)14:58 No.5729727

Dude, I would so so pay for a good splicer mask. I love masks, and I love Bioshock. It works out perfectly.

Anyhoo, how does he feel about Portal? How does he feel about dressing up? How does he feel about you dressing up as the chick from Portal (wtf was her name? Michelle?) and being seduced? How does he feel about sticking his companion cube into your portal?

That's what I thought.

Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)15:03 No.5729772

HAHAHAHAHAHA! i know he wouldnt dress up to save his own life... but would probably enjoy me doing so. He loves portal as do I. Good idea dude i love it! also i would totally make splicer masks for some cash... seeing as im a stay at home mom i dont have a ton of it ^^

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)15:10 No.5729832 That haunter is badass! I want one!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)15:33 No.5730079 i will post whatever i make him if i get a good enough idea...

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)16:05 No.5730401 make him dinner!

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)16:10 No.5730441 File1303330251.jpg-(73 KB, 394x460, Holo 136.jpg) >>5730079 cool, I'll keep the thread bumped sis! hope you two have fun.

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)16:11 No.5730444 read the thread... dinner was mentioned already. nice try tho

>>	Anonymous 04/20/11(Wed)16:12 No.5730451 ty!

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