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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:55:45 No.10321311 [Reply]

The thing you're currently worrying about.

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:12 No.10321675 I think too much, the things that make me depressed are so numerous and interwoven that i don't even know where to start.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:29 No.10321678 That I won't be able to stop lurking 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:16 No.10321684 Wondering if i should play WoW, Worgen look so lovely. but i really want to do productive things...

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:28 No.10321699 wondering if i will every truly feed happy...

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:21 No.10321708 >>10321699 eer FEEL mootblox

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)00:04:00 No.10315495 [Reply]

I hate those iphone commercials so fucking much. It's like what the advertising agency imagines real people to talk about on the iphones and so their's just this whole disgusting amount of fake to the commercials. I hate hate hate hate HATE any kind of commercials where they're trying to keep it real but the real is so obviously faked, those commercials would get more respect from me if they had fucking circus performers. LOL YOUR SHORT HAIR IS SOO CUTE. What a load.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)00:06:37 No.10315557 So how would you make one?

>>	T30 !!VWfbDPQNA+J 07/26/10(Mon)00:12:33 No.10315656 I could definitely see how hearing happy people having happy conversations could make the average neckbeard unhappy.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:25:54 No.10321673 >>10315656 >>he thinks those commercials are realistic!

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:06 No.10321706 check out david foster wallace op, you will like his point of view

Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:06 No.10321707

Why hate the marketing? Apple marketing is obviously going to be trash if you simply look at its customers. The real issue with Apple is the fucking shit products it vomits onto the market. What fucking use besides Hipster Douchery could any of Apples products possibly have?

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:02:39 No.10321378 [Reply]

>See a cute girl in the library
>She's into the same music I am
>She has the same sense of humor I do
>I start hanging out with the new girl in a platonic way
>A snowstorm causes us to be stuck inside her house
>We almost have sex, but she decides against it
>I break up with my old girlfriend to be with her
>Turns out I need to beat her seven evil ex-boyfriends in battle to have her.

What should I do, /r9k/?

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:06 No.10321695 >>10321687 Spiderman reference, read up the thread.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:36 No.10321700 >>10321663 You're a lesbian, christfag?

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:00 No.10321703 >>10321663 Shut up and go play with your spinning top.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:05 No.10321704 >>10321653 Dude, >>10321615 >>10321645 Are the only guys who didn't get it. Everyone else seems to have gotten it.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:29:05 No.10321705 >>10321670 i hate to be blunt but; you're beautiful lulz

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:01 No.10321682 [Reply]

so, like,
..what have you done today, recently, this month, this year...

...that was interesting, or worthwhile/ worth anything, or an achievement?

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:28 No.10321688 OH GOD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:19 No.10321696 Saw the girl I like masturbate. :3 Got my second full body orgasm. :D

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:51 No.10321702 >>10321688 oh come on. Nothing interesting or achieving in a whole year?

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)04:25:46 No.10319509 [Reply]

Alright r9k, we're going to do an asspie test.

You're going to mspaint facial expressions ordered by difficulty.

level 1: happy, sad
level 2: relieved, hopeful
level 3: hurt, smug

Attempt all of them and post, others judge at what level you aspie'd out.

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:20:26 No.10321614 File1280143226.jpg-(54 KB, 915x744) asspietextlessblokx

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:20:56 No.10321623 File1280143256.jpg-(53 KB, 915x744) Here's mine aspietestblox

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:01 No.10321624 File1280143261.png-(27 KB, 915x744) All these images are overwrought for nothing.

>>	Douchebag !!FRFz8jVwR37 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:59 No.10321681 File1280143619.jpg-(240 KB, 1433x1002) >>10321349 Then i am just socially retarded... >>10321243 Well, i have my problems using my oversensitive mouse to draw. But well, this pic should be smug enough.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:41 No.10321701 File1280143721.jpg-(73 KB, 915x744) go ahead and judge me, i know it sucks lol

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Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)18:39:41 No.10310715 [Reply]

All my life I have been told by all sorts of men and women that I am a 9/10 or 10/10, with looks and personality.

so

9/10, 10/10 thread

8's and under need not apply

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>>	Box !!88Jq1Zhxwhm 07/26/10(Mon)07:09:23 No.10321481 Why is this troll post still here?

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:09:44 No.10321484 >>10321304 Lol, dunno. But well, i can't talk to her anymore and i don't know even about what...

>>	Douchebag !!FRFz8jVwR37 07/26/10(Mon)07:13:52 No.10321530 >>10321481 Any why are you here already...? Hmmm

>>	Box !!88Jq1Zhxwhm 07/26/10(Mon)07:13:59 No.10321533 >>10321394 You couldn't be projecting any harder and you're terrible at spotting trolls. That was also incredibly painful to read. Please, for the love of God, learn to punctuate.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:25 No.10321697 >>10321533 box + vocaroo time = now? pleeease? it's late and i'm lonely and your cute voice makes me smile

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Worst Fears Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:56 No.10321694 [Reply]

What's your absolute worst fear?
Mine's almost like claustraphobia, but it's more a fear of not being able to move than being in a small space.
Pic related, my worst fear is trying to get out of a narrow dark cave and getting stuck with my arms out in front of me and my legs behind me while I can hear people having fun above me, totally oblivious to the fact I'm going to die down there.
I don't understand how people can explore caves and squeeze themselves face-down into deep crevices, aren't they terrified they'll get stuck and slowly die?!

Anyway share your worst fears

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:14:22 No.10320965 [Reply]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURNpbsdw1c
male prostitutes talk about women its very eye opening

in particular:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EURNpbsdw1c#t=7m11s

Does this strike you as even more cold hearted than when men visit female prostitutes? At least then you know its just a fuck?

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:31 No.10321628

>>10321579
>masculine = gay in Japan
This is the truth. Bodybuilding has pretty much no heterosexual sex appeal there. All the built asians you'll ever see will be at the gay districts in tokyo. Total fucking meat market there.
When Japanese see built white dudes, they think of Billy Herrington.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Herrington

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:53 No.10321633 >>10321595 Changing themselves to ever whim of the picky female? Those guys looked really pretty, while the women were dull like peahens.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:56 No.10321634 >>10321602 If by some women you mean almost every woman.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:24:39 No.10321662 >>10321633 The Great Happiness Space turned me gay. I'd honestly rather fuck the dudes than any of their customers.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:55 No.10321693 >>10321633 That's not what peacocks do, though. They just show off how wasteful they can afford to be.

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:04:40 No.10320882 [Reply]

ITT: Greentext stories that make you / others go 'awwww'

>be a fat acne ridden neckbeard
>go to family gathering
>pick up cousin of 4 years old
>she says 'anon you are so handsome'

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:08:49 No.10321468

As im on my gap year, im working at a supermarket.
There's this couple I see every week.
Their about 70 odd, really really old, and I always hear them joking and having fun. and they always hold hands while walking around the aisles, and I'm always like awwwww.

Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:09:04 No.10321473

>summer work at kindergarten
>get along with every kid except one girl
>she's shy and/or afraid of me
>can't get close at all
>don't know what to do
>*sigh*
>after breakfast
>play some ball with the kids passing the ball back and forth
>eventually they get bored and are of doing something else
>only one around is the shy girl who's been watching all the time
>pass the ball to her and she returns it
>keep passing the ball until lunch
>after lunch the shyness disappeared and she starts to cling onto me
>be personal jungle gym

Reverie !xYdTnkbKQg 07/26/10(Mon)07:10:21 No.10321488

>bad day
>work was horrible
>raining when I forgot to wear a jacket
>I get really soaked and my clothes are ruined walking on the way home
>boyfriend comes by to cheer me up
>says he has a surprise for me
>he proposes
>I begin to cry and tell him yes
>we kiss and cuddle for the rest of the night
>better day than I expected

Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:20:42 No.10321620

>3 months with girlfriend
> her dog dies
> I mention meeting her parents
> she avoids me for a week, doesnt have the dignity to break up with me face to face
> says we arent on the same page about our relationship via text message
> never talk again(8months and counting)

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:54 No.10321692 >>10321620 wtf, how is that going to make anyone aww. this is an aww thread, not a baww thread

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:28:37 No.10321078 [Reply]

Females, do you accept that women are inferior to men, both mentally and physically?

Pic related, everything in this modern day city was invented by men, as well as all the technology you will utilize to reply to this thread (computer, internet, elecrticty etc).

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>>10321668
op posts the same thread every hour. People regularly debate. it changes nothing SAGE

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:24 No.10321677 Are you just mad because you don't have a girlfriend? Yeah, keep trying to be an "alpha" OP, you'll never get laid with your attitude.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:52 No.10321690 uh, you dumbasses know sage doesn't do anything, right? right?

sage sage 07/26/10(Mon)07:28:26 No.10321698

when a shit thread hits the first page you must kill it with sage. sage coming to misogyny threads wherever and whenever I see them

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Can I share something with you, r9k? Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:07 No.10321626 [Reply]

I feel like I'm going to explode and my life is on the edge of a fucking knife right now. Fits of mania and restlessness. I need to get up and go, but I have nowhere to go. I want to feel empowerment and utter control without even considering possible consequences, because I'm confident I can overcome them all and I'll only come out stronger. I imagine introducing myself to someone as violence dressed like a human being. There's that horrible pent-up aspect of myself that I consider monstrous, but want to embrace anyway, because I don't feel like I owe anybody anything. A monster always destroys its creators, right?

I see the system and its enforcers exerting its pressure on others and getting away with atrocities, at home and abroad and all that energy, and I feel like option 2 is my only option as a sense of social justice bubbles up inside me. The only thing that's stopping me from doing it is my misanthropy, I don't feel like most people deserve saving. So I just want to act in my own self-interests instead of out of any sense of revolutionary Robin Hood social justice.

I feel like I should just freelance as a criminal completely without a care for the overall structure that would constrain me, and in the process let out this monster that I've come to recognize as being a part of me. Just let go and embrace the worst and most hedonistic aspects of my nature. Step on others before they can step on me, and with great enthusiasm.

Right now I'm heading down the path to becoming a monster, but I think I want this. I don't care if I'm reviled for it. But I'm so restless, all this energy, no outlet, nowhere to get started...

I feel like I'm going to explode.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:47 No.10321689 You're a faggot. I hope you get caught and put away before you manage to fuck up too many people who aren't mentally damaged megalomaniacs like you are.

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)00:42:16 No.10316224 [Reply]

There's no AIM/hookup/whatever thread. Let's get all the cancer in a single thread, boys and girls!

Here is your template:

>ASL (optional; my recommendation is to drop the S)
>What you are doing now
>What you'd much rather be doing now
>Who are you? What makes you interesting?
>Who do you want to talk to?
>AIM/MSN/Skype/ICQ/QQ/WHATEVERBRO

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:23:28 No.10321649 >>10321321 Are you fat/ugly? :O

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:24:06 No.10321654 >>10321599 http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t238373-2/#post2271845 http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t199703/#post1805889 http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t193059-26/#post1808823 Oh man, these are great.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:24:35 No.10321661 >>10321649 She's an attention whore, clearly. Also, bulimics who boast about it are fat fucks, and all bulimics have horrible teeth (and breath).

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:25:53 No.10321672 > Just finished puking about 5L, lol bulimia Stop duing that, Julia

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:22 No.10321686 >>10321654 I am not the racist cunt, but you noticed all that shit is from 2005 right? I am talking to her now she's not too bad inb4 whiteknight

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)04:34:15 No.10319631 [Reply]

Your "God" does not exist. Science is fact, religion is myth, perpetuated for thought control. Christians are selfish and delusional. Atheists have morals for the benefit of society, Christians do it for fear of hell, their own selfish fulfillment. There is no benevolent force guiding the world, hanging out with your dead grandma, just like there is no Zeus throwing thunderbolts when it rains.
But continue in your ignorance and naivety, I hear it's bliss.
Also, I went to Christian schools for years, I used to love god and blablahblah, but then I grew a mind of my own, and engaged in what is called "critical thinking." You should try it sometime.
Spoiler: You cannot possibly prove that Noah existed anymore than you can disprove we came from "monkays." Though it is interesting that almost all religions share a global flood story, but that doesn't mean some old geezer managed to get every animal on earth into a ginormous boat he made himself and managed to sail the world without any of the animals eating each other.. It just means there was a flood. The bible is just another astro-theological literary hybrid, like all other mythologies, this one's just slightly more believable cause it doesn't involve all kinds of gods and magic, just one guy walking on water, turning water into wine, and other feats against physical laws.
Oh, and your god killed thousands of innocent women and children in Exodus. Yeah, he's a real great guy.

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>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:57:01 No.10321323 >>10321152 >making a lot of sense >suddenly--"Ignosticism" I want to poop your pants.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:00:40 No.10321359 >antitheists thinking they're atheists

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:04:10 No.10321403 >>10321323 Please, poop my pants. Here at Igtheism inc., we get things done IRL because we aren't wasting time by pretending to argue about the word, "god". You're welcome to join, breh.

Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:20:54 No.10321622

>>10321403
That's more or less my position on the issue.
There's no use arguing about a term that's ordinarily defined so ambiguously that it can't be said to mean anything. Even the few unambiguous definitions are mostly self-contradictory.

If someone actually wants to have a meaningful discussion about the existence of God, they would probably need to rename God to something else in order to avoid confusion with problematic definitions.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:27:21 No.10321685 >Implying Cthulu isn't the one true god. Oh you. ZALGO.

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)01:05:39 No.10316602 [Reply]

ITT: Songs played at your funeral

Me?

My Weakness - Moby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFzogfFw-2Q

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>>	SlowDive 07/26/10(Mon)05:49:19 No.10320738 Tiny Tim - Living In the Sunlight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M&feature=related but seriously, probably Reckoner by Radiohead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOoCixFA8OI

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)05:53:11 No.10320789 >>10316602 Scooter j'adore hardcore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJpoC-OwqRs

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:19:52 No.10321610 >>10319354 you have just made my day

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:21:44 No.10321631 File1280143304.jpg-(38 KB, 400x400) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz7zcoW9-1E It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:59 No.10321680 MGS - The Best is Yet to Come http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g Reminds me of my childhood. Not to mention it is very fitting for the occasion.

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)03:22:04 No.10318736 [Reply]

who are you?

tell me something interesting about your life
something that put you apart from everyone else.

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Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:39:20 No.10321158

>>10321123
Hmmm... could be, yet somehow I thought that atleast 40% of anons are somehow desperate for warm human contact and friendship, meaning that loneliness for them is more of a burden than a natural state to be in.
Don't get me wrong, I do have friends and I do see them every now and then but it's not that I'd need it daily or even weekly.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)06:40:59 No.10321174 File1280140859.jpg-(376 KB, 1594x913) >tell me something interesting about your life >something that put you apart from everyone else. I guess that would be the dollhouse i got for my dwarf hamster

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:17:38 No.10321582 i am anonymous

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:22:45 No.10321642 I am overweight and socially awkward.

>>	Anonymous 07/26/10(Mon)07:26:34 No.10321679 I write songs about super heros fighting

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