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  • GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
    in other news: server upgrades and additional moderators coming by early next week
    update: first upgrade complete. next ones come ~tues/wed next week.

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    11 KB Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:55 No.920366   [Reply]
    Lovecraft was forthright about his distaste with his fellow humans: “I am so beastly tired of mankind and the world that nothing can interest me unless it contains a couple of murders on each page or deals with the horrors unnameable and unaccountable that leer from the external universes.”
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    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:57 No.920379
    So he's /lit/?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:59 No.920385
    Except he bothered to write ~125,000 pages of letters to said humans. He was racist and married a Jew.

    Lovecraft liked to hold his more cynical views but didn't really practice them. He was charming and sociable, though not exactly outgoing.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:16 No.920466
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    >>920376
    THIS ORANGE WIIIILLLL
    NOT PEEEEL
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:19 No.920479
    Lovecraft would've gone to 4chan if he'd been born in our generation, that's why 4channers love him. He'd be writing creepypasta on /x/ and making racist memes on /b/.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:23 No.920500
    >>920479
    lolno.

    The man would consider him above us filth.


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    17 KB jacob !!0XhbIt+Wvnw 07/15/10(Thu)23:36 No.920282   [Reply]
    A couple years ago it was snowing, cold, and there wasn't anything to do. I decided to go to Walmart and buy a phone cord, balloons, a small sport bra, and a long-sleeved black leotard. I returned back home, waited until 3:00 am, and took all of the items I purchased into my bathroom. I first filled two balloons with water - making sure that no air bubbles were inside. I then took the phone cord out of its packaging, tied one end of it to my penus, and I pulled the cord and tied it to ensure it wouldn't bulge. I put the sport bra on and inserted the water-filled balloons. I finally put the leotard on. I then waited until 4:12 am and put my trousers, shoes,long coat, and ski-mask on. I left my house and walked about 3 streets away and entered inside of this abandoned garage. I took my coat and trousers off and placed them in the corner of the garage. I then left the garage and walked an additional two streets away. I felt really brave and walked on the sidewalk of one of the main streets. There was silence on this main street. Suddenly, I hear a car's horn and someone shouting "Whooo!" as they passed by.....
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    >> Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 07/16/10(Fri)00:12 No.920452
    >>920427
    >>920408

    While I'm not saying that's a bad idea, I go to the gym. I'm also not saying I'm super ripped, but I am blocky and considerably tougher in build than OP. You might be disappointed. Especially if you like small, slender, waifish men.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:14 No.920458
    >>920433
    City of Night by John Rechy
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:15 No.920460
    >>920452
    Describe yourself. In /lit/erary fashion too.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:15 No.920463
    >>920433
    Twilight
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:23 No.920499
    >penus


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    159 KB HEY BOOK NERDS Truck Norris 07/15/10(Thu)09:56 No.917785   [Reply]
    Alright so here's my idea:

    Post two former authors you were obsessed with, two current, and two you hope to one day embrace. Then everyone else guesses you age and gender (hard mode: location as well). I'll start....

    previous: Vonnegut and H.S. Thompson
    current: Robert Heinlein and Arthur C Clarke
    future: Hemingway and Tolstoy
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:07 No.920423
    Previous: Vonnegut, Emerson
    Current: Kierkegaard, McCarthy
    Future: Wittgenstein, Tolstoy
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:10 No.920442
    >>917821
    18-20 male. USA.

    Past: I wouldn't consider it an obsession, but I used to read a lot of Douglas Adams.
    Present: Again, no obsessions, but i'm working on The Plague and American Psycho (and am disappointed by the latter)
    Future: Dostoevsky. just haven't quite gotten around to it yet...
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920486
    Past: Jarry, Rimbaud
    Present: Angela Carter, Brautigan
    Future: Pynchon, Daumal
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920494
    Previous: Philip K. Dick, Roger Zelazny
    Current: J.D. Salinger, Gene Wolfe
    Future: Haruki Murakami, Virginia Woolf
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920498
    >>920486
    22, male, California


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    64 KB Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:18 No.920472   [Reply]
    You must post in this thread if you're underage.
    >> Stagolee !0Pey/QLK3E 07/16/10(Fri)00:19 No.920478
    underage for what
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920485
    Don't do it kids. OP is a pedophile and is trying to lure you closer to rape you.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920489
    under 18.
    as in legal age.

    i'm wondering how old /lit/'s youngest viewers are.
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920497
    >>920492
    Are you saying something about Stagolee or about /lit/ in general?


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    26 KB Short novels Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920496   [Reply]
    Requesting you post your favorite short novel (say, trade paperback size, pp250 or less). Bonus points for a short synopsis.

    Any genre welcome. Pic related.


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    16 KB Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)18:02 No.919108   [Reply]
    ITT we replace a word of a /lit/ title with nigger.

    Leaves of Nigger
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:15 No.920462
    A Nigger Grown in Brooklyn
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:15 No.920464
    Nigger in a strange land
    >> !UyhAEqbnp. 07/16/10(Fri)00:19 No.920477
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    If I had the power, OP would be banned
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920493
    >>920477
    Sorry you stupid little nigger, but I tied this troll in with /li/

    so fucking eat it
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:22 No.920495
    racist scumbags like you shouldn't even be allowed to breathe, let alone post on a site of any kind. Rot in hell please.


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    58 KB Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)08:38 No.917614   [Reply]
    I know there's one of these threads every goddamn day, but I wanted to thank the anon who gifted me Deathbird Stories. I also wanted him to know that I've already paid it forward by buying someone Altered Carbon last night. That said, I'm totally up for partaking in another gift thread. So get in here, guys, and post yer wishlists already! I'm feeling kinda generous (and little bit tipsy).
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    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:53 No.920349
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    My house burned down and I lost all my books. I need to rebuild my collection before I go into space.

    http://amzn.com/w/39YTYIMVAFUC
    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:57 No.920375
    >>920274

    nice. kudos to everyone who participates, I'm loving this stuff, makes me feel fuzzy and warm
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:10 No.920441
    http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/3LJNLHUCYRADG/

    Have I arrived too late? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:18 No.920473
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    http://amzn.com/w/EWN54C5IRHW5
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920490
    >>920473

    >>How to tie a cherry pathetically easy mode


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    205 KB Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)11:47 No.917996   [Reply]
    First line from whatever you're working on. Go.
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    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)22:59 No.920153
    >>920139


    more like 1st person godmode
    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:00 No.920156
    It was the best of times, and it was the wurst of times at Schussulussu Weiner factory.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:06 No.920181
    He had hardly noticed the two men as they passed. To him, they were but extras in the larger scheme of his life. Probably talking about their sexual conquests. Nothing worth him noting. He let them go without a further thought, as his mind was momentarily focused on things infinitely more important; namely, the weather. Partially because of his now completely threadbare coat, the weather seemed unseasonably cold for this time of the year. There were even several small flakes of sleet that had begun to sporadically blot the pavement, which was unusual for late March. But it was the wind that made it the type of cold that stayed with you, penetrating your clothing with ease and lodging itself deep within the most secluded parts of your mind. The parts one tries to keep covered. Even in the dead of winter, there were some days that seemed colder than others, and it reminded him of an adage his father used to say; he used to tell him that there was a coldest day in every year. It seemed simple and logical enough, but he never received any other explanation from it. His father was always looked the same when he said it. He would be watching TV or, more often, reading the newspaper, and suddenly he would lower the newspaper, take off his glasses, clean them with the bottom of his shirt, stare off into the middle-distance, and say that there was a coldest day in every year. He could see him quite clearly saying it and he remembered that it always seemed as if his father was very far away when he said it. It was something in his eyes. They seemed to be looking at something another time that had either happened long ago or hadn’t quite happened yet, something that was troubling or comforting, or perhaps a little of both. This seemed like that kind of day.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)23:14 No.920207
    Here I was right, minding my own business when I accidentally the whole thing? Ain't that a kick in the head?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920488
    >>920181
    This is not a single line.


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    61 KB Anonymous 07/15/10(Thu)22:29 No.920040   [Reply]
    What do you guys think of this?
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    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:13 No.920456
    >>920430
    >I have had long arguments with my husband about this stupid hack.
    >women
    opinion dismissed
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:14 No.920459
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    Ech. Once again, summer's high school politifags cock up an otherwise worthy thread.

    Well, here's my two cents anyway. I'm actually reading this book now. I'm almost finished, and I have to say it's great sociology, in addition to being an incredibly comprehensive explanation of why the world developed the way it did. As an added bonus, its arguments are fantastic to throw at Stormfags.

    The only people who won't like it are those who advocate an (unproven/unprovable) racially deterministic approach to world history, or those who simply aren't interested in history.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:17 No.920469
    >>920430
    The Third Chimpanzee was nonsense, but I'm curious to hear your rebuttal to Guns, Germs and Steel.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:19 No.920480
    >>920459

    >The only people who won't like it are those who advocate an (unproven/unprovable) racially deterministic approach to world history

    Environmental determinism(also unproven/unprovable) is just as bad.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920487
    >>920480
    >just as bad
    How so?


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    134 KB Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:17 No.920467   [Reply]
    /lit/, I want to be published as a playwright. How may I go about doing so?
    >> Stagolee !0Pey/QLK3E 07/16/10(Fri)00:18 No.920470
    get a play of yours published
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:19 No.920476
    write a play
    get an agent
    tell agent to get play published
    agent laughs because your play is so horrendously bad
    commit suicide
    agent feels bad and gets it published with his own money
    nobody uses it because it is a terrible play
    agent commits suicide because he has no money and your death is his fault
    >> Anonymous 07/16/10(Fri)00:21 No.920484
    >>920476
    >your death is his fault
    you were on a roll there, sport



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