HABEEB IT! BAM! TO BEHOLD, A BOX BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND
BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF
BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BRAZEN BELITTLMENT, BARELY
BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER
BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BOX POPULI. A BROTHERHOOD
OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND,
THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO
BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL IT THE BOX OF /B/!
Yes indeedy, this is the second coming of the Holy Grail of 4chan's
/b/! Stuffed with random crap collected at the aftermath of the 4chan
panel from Otakon 2006, I am literally begging you /b/tards to take
this off my hands. Condoms! Money! Caek box! Hawaiian Shirt! Mulletchan
sweat! The unholy blessing of Raptor Jesus! Memes galore! For the love
of God, waste your money on this!
All proceeds will be donated to moot and his cronies for
tickets to Mootxico, booze, and other lovely ventures of the 4chan mods.
Note: I AM NOT A MOD. NO I CANNOT MAKE YOU ONE. NO I
WILL NOT DO THIS AT OTHER CONS UNLESS YOU CAN GET ME THERE. Yes, the
Pool is closed due to AIDS.
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