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    14 KB 08/16/06(Wed)17:32:25 No.11729007  
    http://www.youtube.com/v/y7WAGYAkf98

    lawl
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:34:03 No.11729070
    Z OR R TWICE
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:36:53 No.11729178
    >>11729007
    zomg xenon
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:37:37 No.11729207
    INTERNET ANIMATION MADE IN FLASH
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:39:26 No.11729266
    Guy sounds like a child molester
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:39:49 No.11729289
    XENON IS HAVING FUN WITH THE COMPUTERS
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:41:57 No.11729370
    WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST IS XENON DOING IN MY TOM GREEN
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:42:05 No.11729373
    is his show on again tonight?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:42:34 No.11729396
    Win.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:42:42 No.11729400
    Tom Green and Xenon have a no-lols contest, and Tom Green is the first to lol.

    is dat sum /b/ - ALL HAIL XENON
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:45:44 No.11729503
    seriously, the next time we do this someone has got to come up with a funnier meme than barrell roles. Try to segue on into another like:

    "Tom Green, first off I think you're an hero. For a while there I thought you failed it, but then you came back for epic win! My question for you is 'how do I shot web?'. Don't know? Well, I gotta go fire muh lazers and GB2 ytmnd, peace out!". Or soemthing like that.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:45:50 No.11729505
    Fails for Tom Green not doing a barrel roll. What a dissapointment.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:45:51 No.11729507
    Girl Talk Invasion again tonight, /B/. Please bring the following Memes:

    Party Van
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:46:33 No.11729534
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    *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:46:51 No.11729545
    >>11729503
    YES BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT ISN'T FUNNY
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:47:02 No.11729553
    Last night we got in: Pool's Closed, Barrel Roll, Fresh Prince Theme song (several times), and we got to hear about YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE!! Did I miss anything?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:47:19 No.11729563
    http://www.youtube.com/v/y7WAGYAkf98
    /r/ zenon's site
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:49:59 No.11729635
    Speaking of "YOUR FAAAAACE", did anyone record last night's show? I feel a meme being born...
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:50:00 No.11729637
    >>11729545
    I said "or something". I threw that together in three seconds.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:50:22 No.11729651
    someone should BEL-AIR HIM.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:51:09 No.11729674
    >>11729553

    Pedos, Battletoads, USSR and others I can't think off the top of my head.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:51:30 No.11729681
    We Bel-Air'd him last night. I think we should ask about how to shot web, tonight.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:52:12 No.11729700
    >>11729553
    youtube or it didnt happen
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:52:40 No.11729717
    >>11729674

    Oh yeah, and Mitch calling about his iPod.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:52:41 No.11729719
    Oh yeah, Pedos... Someone called in asking about an age gap in a relationship:

    "What are your ages?"
    "Well, I'm 30 and she's 7"
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:53:27 No.11729740
    >>11729553
    >>11729674
    Fuck your unfunny memes. Somebody just put Merzbow on and hold their phone up to the speakers.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:54:00 No.11729758
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    Tom Green to the mayor.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:54:03 No.11729761
    Some guy said that he was recording audio... If he posts it you'll see the glory that is raiding Tom Green.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:55:26 No.11729807
    See, the only way to make this shit funny and not painfully sad is to make it something that people will still find funny if they don't visit 4chan. Use memes that are still lol even if you don't know the full story.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:55:39 No.11729811
    >>11729681
    Is that what's currently on rerun mode?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:55:54 No.11729824
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    >>11729740
    is that you, my dolphin spirit freind?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:56:09 No.11729832
    A barrel roll?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:56:13 No.11729836
    can we get more links?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:57:09 No.11729866
    >>11729007
    that made me laugh each and every time i watched it

    lawl
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:57:21 No.11729874
    >>11729807

    What the fuck? You either lurk moar or miss the funny, you faggot.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:57:23 No.11729877
    >>11729832
    A barrel roll!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:57:28 No.11729881
    www.thefriendsociety.com
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:59:08 No.11729939
    sum1 rapidshare me some bel air
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:59:41 No.11729962
    >>11729874
    Nope, he's right. Look at Tom Green's face whenever you do this shit. It's like "Oh look, it's these kids again." If you can think of something which isn't just spouting memes as loudly as possible, you might be able to not look fucking pathetic.

    Like >>11729719. That's fucking awesome.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:59:41 No.11729963
    >>11729877
    A barrel roll?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)17:59:52 No.11729969
    Yesterday I turned off that bullshit show after a minute of listening to Tom Green go "I'M SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS FOR NO REAAAAAAAASSSOOOONNN", anybody have the girl talk calls?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:00:59 No.11730009
    We need PENIS spam and at least 3 bel-airs obviously.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:01:23 No.11730024
    wtf what show is this and how do i call in

    sorry i dont watch that much tv
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:01:34 No.11730028
    http://www.mightyjustice.net/xenon/ TRY TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:01:39 No.11730032
    >>11729963
    A barrel roll!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:01:58 No.11730037
    >>11730024
    lol internet tv go to tomgreen.com
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:02:09 No.11730044
    >>11730024
    www.tomgreen.com .. it's streamed .. dunno the times though.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:02:23 No.11730050
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:02:49 No.11730065
    >>11729962

    You just don't get it, do you?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:03:14 No.11730083
    >>11730032
    a barrel roll?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:03:36 No.11730093
    1 866 626 4254
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:04:28 No.11730122
    hahaah xenon
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:04:36 No.11730125
    >>11730065
    A barrel roll!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:04:52 No.11730133
    >>11730083
    PENIS PENIS PENIS
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:05:26 No.11730151
    dont bother with this loser, /b/tv is going to be on within the hour
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:06:20 No.11730171
    i miss Xenon!!!

    XENON VS. DOUG!

    XENON WINS

    historically proven to be true
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:06:46 No.11730185
    its on noooooooww

    calcalacllacll

    calllll
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:07:16 No.11730204
    >>11730151
    Oh god, more pointless, unfunny, tedious bullshit on the internt. Just what we all need.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:07:39 No.11730213
    It's a rerun.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:07:51 No.11730215
    Fukken WIN!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:07:59 No.11730217
    323 845 9976

    Tom greens home phone
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:08:46 No.11730237
    >>11729700

    Oh, it happened motherfucker. You should have been there.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:08:54 No.11730245
    When can we call?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:10:33 No.11730296
    >>11730237
    Well, sorry for thinking Tom Green's a fucking faggot and the fact that I'm never going to watch the show.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:11:23 No.11730325
    /r/ torrent or rapidshare of last night.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:11:34 No.11730328
    >>11730204
    gb2ytmnd faggot
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:11:38 No.11730332
    It's not about Tom Green. It's about /b/ making Tom Green about /b/ for massive win. GTFO.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:12:45 No.11730358
    i think it's pretty universal that tom green is a fucking failure, but why must that stop me from having harmless fun on the internet?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:14:17 No.11730407
    >>11730296

    Fucking LURK MOAR.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:14:22 No.11730409
    >>11730296
    Its not about tom green its about /b/tards calling and trolling.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:15:15 No.11730435
    >>11729007
    Who would have thought combining Tom Green and /b/ could result in such EPIC FAIL! joey bishop
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:15:30 No.11730443
    I'm sorry /b/, but troll harder.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:16:08 No.11730464
    >>11730407
    Why the fuck would I have to lurk moar?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:16:10 No.11730465
    >>11730296
    noone cares what you're watching, anonymous. fuck off.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:17:06 No.11730493
    All naysayers of this video, Tom Green, and Xenon, I'm sorry, but you're fucking faggots.

    Please grace us with some sort of suicide pact?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:17:56 No.11730517
    ok /b/ tonight at 11 pm EST when the faggot goes live again we will show our true trolling. not this dumbass "lol barrel roll" or "LONGCAT IS LONG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!" cmon, be creative in your trolling.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:18:09 No.11730524
    >>11730325
    I second this.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:19:35 No.11730577
    ==========================================
    ==========================================
    requesting the torrent of last night with the drunk girls. rapidshare is good too.
    ==========================================
    ==========================================
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:20:20 No.11730598
    RING HIM NOW! DIDI MOW!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:25:46 No.11730790
    Someone should call in explaining how, they live in West Philidelphia, born and raised, and once they was playing some b-ball outside the school, when a couple of guys said they were up to good, and they started making trouble in their neighborhood. They got in one little fight and their mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." And that's when they called Tom Green for some advice.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:28:51 No.11730919
         File :1155770931.gif-(1.3 MB, 160x110, omfg_highscore.gif)
    1.3 MB
    >>11730325
    C'mon, any sources?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:29:54 No.11730957
    Chill out, everyone. We'll record it tonight for sure.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:35:07 No.11731146
    >>11730790
    We already Bel-Aired him three times last night.

    My favorite, though, was when they picked up the phone... "Hello, caller." And the Soviet Anthem began to play.

    That was awesome.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:35:34 No.11731168
    need more audio/video of last night
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:36:06 No.11731191
    Tell him to go to 4chan.org and go to /b/
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:38:04 No.11731257
    >>11731191
    That is actually the first good idea in this thread.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:39:20 No.11731300
    >>11731257

    That is a bad idea. Don't talk about /b/, damn it.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:39:50 No.11731319
    >>11731191
    fucking win and agreed

    its on now guys, CALL
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:40:35 No.11731334
    Pranking Tom Green is a lot like raiding /b/.

    AN OCEAN OF PISS.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:40:50 No.11731342
    It's a rerun... We've already said this several times.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:41:50 No.11731374
    >>11731342
    lose
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:42:02 No.11731385
    >>11731146


    How good were they? Did you record them?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:42:17 No.11731394
    /r/ link to bel air video or audio

    now now now
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:44:50 No.11731473
    I've always wondered if that's what Xenon sounds like all the time in real life, like thats his actual voice. Oh and read some epic copypasta to him if you can. I shall post the little that I have.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:45:53 No.11731512
    What's the phone number for this shit? I am so definitely calling in.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:45:55 No.11731515
    >>11731191
    >>11731257
    >>11731319

    you fags fail
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:46:53 No.11731555
    >>11731473
    http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta_archive, motherfucker
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:47:23 No.11731567
    >>11731473
    HAY GUYS I LIKE BABIES, 0-1 YEAR OLD. I AM NEVERTHELESS A COMPLETELY HEALTHY AND SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING.

    FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD NEVER FUCK A BABY UNLESS THEY WOULD ASK ME TO. OF COURSE, IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT BABIES ARE SEXUAL BEINGS, AND NEVER HESITATE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS, AS EXEMPLIFIED BY THEIR LOVE FOR FEMALE BREASTS. AND AS BABIES ARE KNOWN TO BE SHY, IT IS NATURAL THAT I INITIATE THE ENCOUNTER, AFTER MAKING SURE THE BABY UNDERSTANDS WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. IF THE BABY IS NOT OK WITH THIS, IT IS FREE TO SAY "NO, I AM NOT OK WITH THIS" AND I WILL RESPECTFULLY STOP.

    THE GOVERNMENT, HOWEVER, IS REPRESSING ME, SO I ASK YOU ALL TO JOIN ME IN A FIGHT AGAINST OPRESSION FOR BABY FUCKERS EVERYWHERE. WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:48:13 No.11731603
    >>11729553
    i almost got on air but i got fucking disconnected like 10 times
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:48:34 No.11731619
    Start an epic story which ends in bell air (be sure to have the actual MP3 handy or something).
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:48:42 No.11731629
    COPYPASTA:

    http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta_archive
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:48:55 No.11731635
    WHAT THE FUCK IT'S "THE DUDESONS" A.K.A. "EXTREME DUUDSONIT"!!! WHAT.

    'Tis a shame one cannot call there from Finland.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:49:09 No.11731642
    What is the phone # for this?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:50:56 No.11731700
    >>11731567
    This would be made of win and god if recited without laughing.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:51:38 No.11731726
    The sovjet shit was awesome though.. DO IT AGAIN 11 est.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:52:31 No.11731753
    /r/ someone post Copy Pasta on the Tom Green Show.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:52:35 No.11731757
    The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:53:20 No.11731777
    >>11731757
    I LOLD
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:53:20 No.11731778
    Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

    About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

    I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

    Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

    My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

    I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:54:14 No.11731807
    >>11731619
    would it be funnier if the person doing it talked it out in a normal conversation instead of singing it?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:55:33 No.11731859
    Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

    About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

    I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

    Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed a couple of guys said "we’re up
    in no good"
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said
    "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"

    (only the first three episodes of season one)

    I
    begged and pleaded with her the other day
    But she packed my
    suitcase and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kissin’ and
    she gave me my ticket
    I put my walkman on and said I might
    aswell kick it

    First class, yo this is bad,
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
    Is this
    what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
    Hmm this might be
    alright!

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the
    Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the
    mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

    I
    pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to
    the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
    Looked at my kingdom I
    was finally there
    To settle my throne as the prince of
    bel-air
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:56:09 No.11731883
    >>11731859
    Epic fucking fail.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:06 No.11731915
    Well my first gay experience happened like this:

    I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

    Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:18 No.11731928
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    ask him, "who would win in a fight: superman? or inuyasha?"
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:22 No.11731931
    >>11731635
    OH HELL. HABBO/TOM GREEN CROSSOVER.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:31 No.11731938
    >>11731859

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    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:41 No.11731946
    Is that YOURRRR FAAAAAAAAACE fucking bitch coming?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:57:53 No.11731955
    >>11731807
    Maybe, I dunno.
    It's up to the guy doing it.

    >>11731883
    Yep.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:58:51 No.11731986
    I LOLD
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)18:59:37 No.11732010
    >>11731928
    Or maybe ask about the hardest metal known to man, and what would happen of a car made out of it would hit a wall made out of it at high speed.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:00:01 No.11732031
    http://members.cox.net/phyberspace/FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.mp3

    Sikky nar nar... YOUR FAAACE
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:00:09 No.11732040
    It's not the Fleshlight's fault, really. Just the fact that trying to use the one I ordered for my 34th birthday has rammed home the basic fact that I am a loser and that I am never going to get laid in my life.

    I am apparently both too small and too big to use the Fleshlight. Small in the PENIS and big in the grossly overweight stomach. The result is that I apparently can't get very deep into the thing and experience the ribbing and other textures.

    I ordered four inserts at once, three supertights with the three sorts of textures -- wave, ribbed, bumped -- and one ultratight. With all of them I have been having an incredible struggle to find a comfortable position to get in with my enormous stomach to allow for using the thing long enough to get off. I apparently developed a way to masturbate by hand that deluded myself into thinking I was normal. I am obviously not. I can only seem to go about an inch and a half into this Fleshlight before my fat gets in the way and the smallness of my PENIS defeat the purpose. The incredible depression of the experience makes it hard for me to stay erect as the whole time I am thinking about what a deformed, out-of-shape loser I am, so I end up only half hard or less.

    Today is my 34th birthday. I have never had a girlfriend in my life, due to being a shy fatass with an ugly skin condition that I was afraid of having anyone see by taking my clothes off. I am so incredibly fucking lonely and depressed. I just want to be able to hug a woman, to hold her in my arms. Sex is frankly secondary to me, which is lucky given that I haven't had any except with my own hand.

    I bought this thing thinking I would treat myself and make myself happier, but it has just driven home how fucked I am. I guess my only hope at this point is to find a woman who doesn't mind me only using oral sex on her because my PENIS obviously doesn't work very well.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:00:29 No.11732056
    Raid failed due to poor audio quality and your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:00:32 No.11732058
    i think what tom green needs is

    BABYFUCK
    BABYFUCK

    ITS AWWWWRIGHT
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:00:45 No.11732063
    >>11732031

    :o gtfo my webspace
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:01:05 No.11732077
    >>11732010
    Fail. It's known THE man!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:04:34 No.11732200
    FUCK YOU /B/, I TRIED TO EXPLAIN /B/ TO MY PARENTS, SO I LOAD UP 4CHAN, TELL THEM 'OK, YOU'LL SEE SOME DISGUSTING STUFF, I GUARANTEE IT'

    AND THERE'S FUCKING CP ON THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE.

    I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AS LONG AS I LIVE AND SHE SAID, "you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FRESH" AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT... YO HOLMES TO BEL AIR!" I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY "YO HOLMES SMELL YOU LATER!" I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON THE THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR."

    fuckers.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:07:58 No.11732300
    Lol , i was on the Tom Green show but this asshole Robert fucked it all up so we started shouting at eachother and my mom got scared. She said “You’re movin with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air.” I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought “Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air.” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby “Yo homes, smell ya later.” Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:08:06 No.11732304
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    >>11731619
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:12:51 No.11732471
    fuck yes.....FUCK YESS.

    That was great.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:13:22 No.11732493
    WIN!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:14:31 No.11732531
    >>11732304
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:14:58 No.11732556
    STICKY THIS SHIT
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:14:59 No.11732557
    >>11730028

    Mightyjustice fucking sucks.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:15:19 No.11732569
    /r/ what /b/tards did with Greg's phone number last night after he said it on the air.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:15:30 No.11732575
    >>11732300
    I lol'd
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:16:56 No.11732629
    ROBERT YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK NIMROD FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:22:11 No.11732815
    /r/ info on this show, how to call, etc
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:22:39 No.11732837
    astroboy? lol
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:23:19 No.11732856
    >>11732815
    http://www.tomgreen.com/
    WATCH! CALL! NOW! INVADE!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:24:13 No.11732882
    >>11732815
    mms://stream.maniatv.com/tomgreenlive

    he give the phone number out occasionally during the show.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:25:49 No.11732935
    disconnected?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:26:01 No.11732940
    SOMEONE FUCKING CALL IN AND READ THIS TEXT WORD FOR WORD


    Hey tom, this is gonna be a bit long but hear me out

    I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.

    Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

    So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

    A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

    I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

    What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me Tom.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:26:46 No.11732964
    bob ross is on /b/tv
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:28:53 No.11733039
    is anyone still able to watch?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:30:36 No.11733112
    >>11729824
    is this prey
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:32:33 No.11733177
    >>11732940
    k. i will tonight.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:32:34 No.11733178
    >>11733039

    Im watching right now, but im not sure it is live. His website says "off air".
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:34:52 No.11733258
    he has a cool dog
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:35:04 No.11733265
    Its live at 11pm Monday-Thursdays EST
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:35:41 No.11733294
    Pokemon > Pussy? Fag.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:36:40 No.11733327
    chicken sandwich is not funny.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:37:49 No.11733360
    So, it's not live right now right? It says it starts at 8 PM Pacific, but it's only 5:39 right now...
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:40:09 No.11733436
    this is painful to watch
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:41:18 No.11733476
    a barrell roll?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:44:57 No.11733596
    he doesnt know who danzig is?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:45:05 No.11733604
    I turned it off after he started showing the 30 minute video.

    Did you guys REALLY bel-air him?

    I need to see this...
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)19:55:07 No.11733950
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    You guys Bel-Air'd him and nobody recorded that shit? What the hell?
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:10:59 No.11734525
    requesting video of tom green being bel air'd
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:13:58 No.11734632
    >>11733476
    A barrel roll!
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:14:49 No.11734673
    >>11734525

    it dont exist, otherwise it woulda been posted
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:19:03 No.11734792
    >>11734673

    too bad. that woulda been the shit
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:19:21 No.11734799
    >>11734673
    It happened a couple of different times. "Hello, caller?" "Aaaaand this is the story all about how my life got fl--" click. "What was that? Let's move on to the next issue."

    Somebody said he was recording it but his stream-ripper got banned or something.

    Let's continue the invasion tonight (11PM est) for great justice.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:21:06 No.11734852
    He didn't say "Press Z or R twice". I'm disappointed.
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:25:37 No.11735017
    >>11734799

    I'd rather just see the last video
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:36:09 No.11735401
    guys, im gonna use skype tonight and put some song on the phone
    what song should i play, cant be the bel air theme song (UNLESS I GO INTO IT ABOUT HALFWAY!!!!)
    >> 08/16/06(Wed)20:37:43 No.11735461
    >>11735401

    communist march hymns


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