>>2039031
SPECULATION? WHAT FUCKING SPECULATION. THE ENDINGS ARE SO FUCKING FINAL THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO SPECULATE ON, I MEAN GOD DAMN

SHEPARD DIES
GALAXY IS FUCKED
JOKER'S HAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A CYBORG
THAT'S IT

THERE'S NOTHING TO SPECULATE ON UNLESS YOU'RE SO DESPERATE TO DENY REALITY THAT YOU JUMP AT EVERY SHADOW TO MAKE YOURSELF BELIEVE SHEPARD WAS INDOCTRINATED.

>CANON BLUEBERRY LOVEMUFFIN TIER
anyShep/Liara
>GOD TIER
femShep/Garrus
maleShep/Miranda
maleShep/Jack
maleShep/Kaidan
>HIGH TIER
no romance
>LOW TIER
the rest
>YOU DUN FUCKED UP
femShep/Jacob
manShep/Tali
Joker/EDI

>still putting in Indoctrination shit

Stop. Its getting pathetic.

MY NAME IS KAI-LANG

U WANT DATA?

U WANT VI?

U WANT FAIR FITE?

FUK U, HERE TROL EMAIL

LOL U DED 1/10 NOT EVEN MAD I BEET U FAIR FITE CHOPPER PLOT ARMOR LOL U MAD 1/10 BITCH U OWN MAD. GET FUKED NUB 420 DEGREE SWORD SLICE.

PS. FUKK U SHEPERD

>>2038651

Not even joking.

>Kaidan
>drink whiskey and eat steak sandwiches together

>Ashley
>gets drunk with Vega
>collapses on the floor

>>2039338
it's just posted in the op as a goddamn reference, since eventuelly the topic comes up sometimes.
get over it

Reposting from the last thread because I need more things to bitch about:

Could they at least stay consistent with their character models?

I mean, for fucks sake. I kill Marauder Shields with my armor blown off and some nasty scratches everywhere.

Then Timmy kills himself, and I'm covered in blood. Well, okay, I didn't get any more injuries but I probably started bleeding out.

Then I'm ascended to the Gods and talking with the Catalyst and somehow I'm not a fountain of blood anymore

STEVE!

>>2039387
Fuck you Lang.

Fuck you.

>that feel when Shepards body is recovered after 90 years and Liara has her waifu back, but Shepard is all clingy because everybody she ever knows is dead or really old except Liara, and Grunt. Wrex is really old but nothing can kill him except Ashley who is already dead from old age

>>2039408

You're advertising something that has been disproven entirely by the Last Hours thing. By putting it up there you'll just have more people discussing a dead topic.

>indoctrination bullshit that's already been debunked by source material

Goddamn, /vg/, stop clinging to that shit like your mother's diseased tit.

The most important thing we can do now is to stop giving Bioware money and to keep the hate on them.

>>2039469
Because everything after you get blasted with Harbingers lazer doesn't happen.

>anyone who isnt in love with liara is a hipster general

Ending wasn't satisfying. That said, I could live with it if they put an epilogue patch out. Tell you what the fuck happened to everyone based on the choices you made.

>>2039387

Ahh, the Renegade finish on Kai Leng is SO satisfying.

>>2039117
>SPECULATION GENERAL

>>2039405

>Ashley doesn't invite you drink with her

Just more evidence I made the right decision to leave her for Tali, who actually wants to drink with me.

>>2039526
actually some biodrone said something like:
it was made by a different company, we aren't responsible what it says (or something like that)

>CANON BLUEBERRY LOVEMUFFIN TIER
anyShep/Liara
>LOVEY HUSBANDO FATHER TIER
femShep/Garrus
>GREAT TIER
manShep/Tali
maleShep/Miranda
maleShep/Jack
>HIGH TIER
femShep/Thane
>LOW TIER
anyShep/Kaidan
maleShep/Ashley
>YOU DUN FUCKED UP
femShep/Jacob

<3

>>2039574
you know that you wanted to take her back to your quarters and have hot drunken sex with her

>>2039247

>JOKER'S HAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE A CYBORG

If there was one good thing about the Synergy ending, it's that seeing his fucking cap glow made me laugh.

Then I realised how fucking stupid the whole ending was and I turned off my computer and ate an entire tub of rocky road ice cream before sleeping for 16 hours.

>>2039596

what does that even mean?

>>2039670

Joker's Cyborg Hat is the best thing about the ending.

>>2039489
>Ship crashes
>STEVE
>(In a low voice) Are you okay?
Spat out my drink.

My headcanon is the best.

In my ending, Fem Shepard cures the genophage. Now with revitalized sex drives, the Krogan want to fuck nonstop. However, there just aren't enough females. Cue Fem Shepard naked surrounded by hundreds of Krogan. Shes taking two Krogan cocks in her mouth, 4 Krogan cocks in her vagina, 3 krogan cocks in her anus and is jerking off two more krogan cocks. Another krogan is using her tiny b cup tits for a titjob while another krogan is using Fem Shepard blonde hair as a masturbation tool. Fem Shepard is using her biotic powers to jerk off Wreav from a distance.

Wrex appears and everyone watches as Fem Shepard has consensual sex with him in the missionary position.

Fem Shepard proceeds to have sex with every single Krogan, male or female, over the course of one week sometimes more than once.

She then bathes in the urine of every Krogan drinking the salty mixture.

Now, Sex Queen Shepard of the Krogan single handled destroys the reaper, and with her new army of Krogan it only takes days to seize control of Earth, Palaven, Sur'kesh, and Thessia.

Shepard now owns the galaxy. And she uses it. Asari, Humans, Turians, and Salarians are now sex slaves for the Krogan.

The closing scene is Fem Shepard shitting directly into an Asaris mouth. The diarrhea makes it hard for the Asari to breath. Fem Shepard farts on her eyes. The Asari cries.

The last words of the Mass Effect franchise are "Eat my shit, Liara."

>>2039573
I don't understand how Walters could honestly use the words speculation and closure to describe the same thing.

Damn this man to the deepest pits of hell. That's 5 fucking years of my life I'm not getting back.

>YFW you realize the final room is a giant dialog wheel

So how is everyone coping?

>>2039731

...

... holy shit...

>>2039734
Still platinum mad.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuouaOhZorE

>>2039734

Dreaming about Liara. Trying to forget the ending ever happened.

>>2039670
>>2039706
>>2039247

I never saw this cyborg cap.

Show me.

>>2039731

>No "I Should Go"
>No "Investigate"

>>2039731

>>2039734
>>2039734
Fine. I expected nothing after DA2, SWTOR, and the leaked stuff. That said I still couldn't have imagined how badly they would shit the bed in the last 20 minutes.

>>2039247

final is the one thing they aren't.
how did your squad mates got to the shuttle?
how did edi leave the shuttle after the destruction ending?
how did tali come back from the dead for you cock?
the bugs take away any sense of finality, especially because bioware refuses to admit there are bugs.
not the mention the fucking plot holes.

>>2039731

>efw that realization brings pain and discomfort

Really, it's just that fucking stupid.

I actually tried turning around to leap off the back of the fucking Citadel, but all I got was a texture error.

Clearly, they never thought anyone was going to run in fear from the three 'choices'.

How wrong they were.

>>2039734

Still can't play any vidya for more than a few minutes at a time.

Kai was weak.

All i needed was one single shot with my sniper in his head and he went to recharge. Do this 4 times, and i won. Both fights.

>>2039247
>SHEPARD DIES

or does he?

I hated that goddamn fucking cutscene, they were better off keeping it out and puting a picture of a vagina for all the trouble to get 5000 EMS.

>>2039659

That is now headcanon on every playthrough.

>"I've got an emergency induction tube of my own, it should fit right inside your emergency induction port."

>>2039734
MYEEEHRHEEEE

The fixed ending will be paid for DLC. Biodrones already said on BSN that they are willing to pay.

>>2039731
>2012
>not immediately referencing RB's "Friday" when getting to the final decision for the first time

>>2039841
>how did your squad mates got to the shuttle?
Space Magic.
>how did edi leave the shuttle after the destruction ending?
Joker's pure love kept her safe.
>how did tali come back from the dead for you cock?
Ghost/space magic.

>>2039734
My head cannon can only work for so long, and the moment I explain something to somebody about the ending...it's like all those feelings of anger resurface and destroy my fantasy.

I'm STILL not sleeping well, and I would much rather spend my time with my bros here.

>>2039718

>>2039734
>thinking about the kids i could have had with liara

It's not Red Letter Media, but here's a really damn good look into how fucked up the ending was.

http://angryjoeshow.com/2012/03/top-10-reasons-we-hate-mass-effect-3s-ending/

Also,
>Angry Joe

I hate the nigger too, but fuck me if he isn't 100% right on this. He's not even shouting in this video, in fact, he sounds a bit depressed.

>>2039881
NO, FUCK YOU, HE'S DEAD
THAT ONE SCENE WHERE SOMEONE TAKES HALF A BREATH ISN'T CONFIRMING SOMEONE'S ALIVE, IT'S BIOWARE BEING TOO PUSSY TO COMMIT TO KILLING A CHARACTER

EITHER HE GETS UP AND DUSTS HIMSELF OFF OR HE'S DEAD
THAT'S IT

>>2039734

Better with these generals. Gotten over most of the crippling disappointment. So now I just work it out by laughing at waifu wars and stir shit on BSN

>crucible
>device made by countless galactic civilizations passed down from cycle to cycle
>one of the possible solutions to the reapers REQUIRES Shepard and Shepard alone in order to work

>>2039907

I think the rumor is that "The Truth" will be free. At least that's what I heard.

What I hear and what's real are two different things though. And I'm going into the doctor's tomorrow to get my hearing checked anyhow so yeah. Take that for what you will.

>>2039659
Shame she started flirting with the ever oblivious Javik. Enjoy your unfaithful whore sleeping around with Javik and Garrus.

>>2039725

I'm here for you, man.

Hundreds of hours over the course of five years I could have sent on something else.

>That feel when I didn't get a last corny, super robot-esque speech about friendship, unity and love seeing us through the conflict against the catalyst and refusing to conform to fate and revolutionizing the galaxy with my own two hands.

>That feel when Ikuhara will never direct the ME anime.

>All races and civilisations are cut off from eachother
>No more intergalactic communications
>FTL travel is rendered impossible
>Space exploration tech is gone
>Countless beings are now trapped on random planets
>Most of the Quarians will never see their newly retaken homeworld

>>2039939

>you will never see your little blue children

>>2039659

Are you saying that didn't happen?

Just got Javik. Despite all the DLC hate (lol pirating), he seems to be interesting. I also like his gun.

How useful is he?

Liara is pretty much a given, considering how broken spammable, exploding singularities are.

And I don't know how to feel about replacing my bro Garrus.

On another note:
Is there a way to get both Salarian and Krogan fleets while Wrex lives?

So is it confirmed now that there's no way to get the best destroy ending with the Shepard custcene without multiplayer? Has anyone laid out exactly what war assets need to be obtained?

Has most of /v/ reached acceptance now?

>>2039953
Oh, no no no. Shepard is definitely alive. There is absolutely no reason they would show a clip of Shepard taking a breath if he was just going to die.

That cutscene had significance. If you got they Destroy ending with over 5k EMS then you're definitely alive.

What we don't know is what happens afterwards.

>>2039718
Interesting. Have you told your mother this?

Just got home from work, any interesting developments on the BSN?

>>2040116
He gets hit by falling debris and dies

All I wanted in the ending was to build Tali a house on her homeworld.
And get all the footjobs I could possible want from her
was that too much to ask?

>>2039976
What? There is no option that requires shepard specifically. Both control and synthesis could be any organic, not just shepard or even a human specifically.

>>2040093
I did. Went back to STO for the first time today. At least the Iconians didn't get any stupid reason for being up to no good, causing trouble in my solar neighborhood.

>>2039558
This.

Seeing the ending of this faggotry has put me into a depression I haven't felt since my first girlfriend dumped me.

I have no desire to play ANY vidya anymore.

>>2039992
There is no such thing as "The Truth", it was a 4chan hoax. Bioware denied it.

>>2040183
IF THAT'S THE CASE WHY COULDN'T I JUST THROW A KEEPER IN THE MAGIC SPACE BEAM

FUCKING
STUPID

>>2039952

Those quotes at the beginning have knocked me back into Anger.

God fucking damn it.

>>2040183
Synthesis requires combination organic and synthetic parts.

>>2040093
Because ME3 took an entire 50 000 years to complete right? You guys are all so busy with your highly successful life you could have been anything if you hadn't lost all those entire 25 hours to the game! Extraggeration makes you sound like a fucking whiney little obnoxious shit. Like the kid.

>>2040062

You can cheat
But otherwise, no..pretty much. I mean I heard its possible, but its so ridiculously difficult, and probably involves ME1+ME2. Plus, it most certainly requires full paragon/renegage from ME1 and 2, enough to talk down TIM at the end.

>>2040093
I don't consider where I am as acceptance. I don't know how to define it. I might be back at denial, somehow.

>>2040054
>the only hope is liara got atleast pregnant in the last sex scene

Well this has officially become waifu generals now.
To be honest I'd rather have it at coping with loss general BUT I digress

Best Tali picture

>>2040116
Like I said in the last thread, got here late, they were better off giving you a picture of a cunt, rather than a picture of some dude that didn't even wear my armor because it was a prerendered cutscene. At least that way that 5000 EMS would have meant something.

>>2039952
>I hate the nigger too, but fuck me if he isn't 100% right on this
Stop it Joe. You have been spamming your crappy shit all fucking day, over and over again in the same fucking threads.

>>2040116

WAT HAPPEN NEXT?

U WAN A SEQUER?

U WAN A EXPANSHUN?

U WAN A ALTERNUT ENDING DOWNROADABUL CONTENT?

WERR TOO BAD

HERE 3 CHOICES.

FUKK U.

CRITICISE GRORIOUS END TO MASS EFFECT TRIROGY?

IT HAS COM TO MY ATTENSHUN THAT U ARE BUTTMAD OVER THE GRORIOUS AND DEEP ENDING.

TOO BAD

FUKK U.

PS. FUKK U NUB.

-STANREY ROO

PPS. LICK MY NUTS.

I never see this being mentioned in any Mass Effect Endings threats but this for me is the biggest fuck you from Bioware.

"So the ending sucks but please just buy some more DLC and give us more money"

Fuck this shit.

>Humanity will not traverse the universe again for thousands of years now the Relays are gone

>>2040054
All you Liarafags are going to get to see your blue children if you picked destroy ending. Be positive, stay positive.

It helps me be positive that I'll see my turiman children.

>>2040269
>25 hours

You spelled 250 wrong.

>Opinions.

Okay, so I just finished ME3.
I got the ending where Joker and a couple others land on some planet, and that's pretty much it; not much else happens.
Please somebody tell me that's the worst ending, because it was pretty underwhelming.

>>2040228

>in before "The Truth" is announced for April

>>2040169
Yeah, footfags is where even Bioware draws the line. You people are sick and disgusting.

does the range of "SPACE MAGIC" only cover the systems with relays in them or whole star clusters?

>>2040372
I don't care if he's Joe or not, the video is still right about the ending.

>>2040440
No, that's all the endings.
Here:
>>2039247

>>2040240
Because shepard was acting like a fucking idiot. Same reason why he just stood there saying "oh okay" instead of questioning the catalyst's retarded logic by saying something like "wait, how can you possibly know that synthetics will ALWAYS rise against us? Even if they do, what gives you the right to kill all organics based on this? Shouldn't it be up to organics themselves?"

>>2040427
How the FUCK can you possibly spend 250 hours on ME3?

If you mean all three, it clocks on average (unless you utterly fucking sucks) about 90-100 hours. And most of that is doing menial running back and forth, or driving up fucking mountains in Mako.

>>2040404

>now you can continue to build that legend through further gameplay and downloadable content

>downloadable content

Well how else are we supposed to build on his "legend"?

>>2040357
That's not tiny face by oink

>>2039734
ME Generals are helping.

>>2040428
Get out.

>Indoctrination theory
>After seeing the kid in the vents Anderson calls out to you, you then hear a roar
>Its like shepard is being indoctrinated because you hear a roar when it happens

Or, and this is just like my opinion, it could be one of the various reapers within a five mile radius that is roaring.

>>2039558

>could live with it if they put an epilogue patch out

Are you for real, nigger? Everyone and everything is dead except for your traitorous crew because the mass relays exploded, and best case scenario, Tali and Garrus starve to death.

It must be nice to be a mouth-breather.

>>2040404
>stargazer shit
>buy dlc! ad
>sent right back to the normandy before the attack on cerberus
>overwrite autosave

my jimmies may never unrustle

Its probably just me but even the beginning of the game doesn't seem like it belongs. I fail to see why Shepard and Anderson are even on earth to begin with.

Both the beginning and end seemed like they were tacked on just before the game went gold. It would explain why the London mission is so out of place as far as how boring and uninteresting it is + hordes of trivial enemies you have to kill to make it seem longer than it is.

>>2040428

>No Zaeed Tier

Chart is shit, Opinions Wrong, called the cops, Ect.

>>2040501

You can't be serious? I was expecting a little more closure than that. They could have at least shown a little about how your party or the races moved on, or some shit.
Well, at least I don't have to play through again to check for myself.
Although, I did like how they reminded me that I can continue the adventure if I buy their dlc.

>>2039670
>sleeping for 16 hours
>16
>16 endings
HL3

>>2040482
the comments are making me worry

Where's a good torrent for this game?

>>2040428
I like you.

>>2040440
That's every ending. All 17 of them. Yes, Bioware claim there are 17 endings, they just look all the same.

>>2040554
1-2 at the very least I spent about 200-250 hours.

This is across multiple playthroughs and doing everything I can find.

I'm not going to lie, I was in love with this series. Now I can't even play them anymore.

I find it really sad that no one at Bioware/EA went up to Mac Walters and said "Hey, these endings fucking suck."

REAL CANON ENDING:

It opens with Shepard rushing the Citadel, and Zaeed standing in a building near him. Shepard gets Zapped, and Zaeed jumps into action. However, on the way to the laser, he sees 25 pregnant orphans. The orphans look funny, so he wastes no time. They look indoctrinated so he throws 5 grenades to stun them, and quickly steals an alliance tank. He sets the core to explode and jumps out at the last minute. The miniature nuclear explosion is enough to kill the pregnant orphans. However, Zaeed is now getting attacked by a reaper.

He quickly grabs a first contact war veteran, who is also pregnant, has no legs, is blind, and has chapped lips. He throws the veteran to distract the reaper and bolts it. He sees a flower shop, currently housing sick children. He sets the mechanical flowers on a time bomb setting, and runs. The reaper (which strangely looks like an alliance rescue shuttle) lands for the children, but the explosion kills both the children and the reaper.

Zaeed against leaps into action and enters the laser. He finds The illusive man, who threatens Zaeed. Zaeed quickly removes TIM's left ventricle and half of his spleen with a quick blue suns body chop. TIM falls to the ground but Zaeed notices his finger twitch. He theorizes that TIM is a nuclear device, and quickly rides to the top of the citadel. As the kid approaches Zaeed, he gets kicked in the face and falls to the floor. Zaeed Throws TIM's body into the tube, and initiates the destruction of the reapers. However, because of TIM's presence, it goes into overload. Zaeed jumps off of the citadel and grabs onto an evac shuttle carrying Sick, Crippled, Blind, Veteran, Pregnant Orphans. Seeing he needs to lessen the load to increase speed, he kicks out all of the orphans into space. He later returns, and learns he is the only one left alive. That takes him back.

>>2040616
Shepard was there facing a trial for destroying the Relay in Batarian space, resulting in the deaths of 300,000+ Batarians. He wasn't there by choice.

So, What will your Shepard do with control of the Reapers?

>>2040428
So what did Jacob ever do to you to deserve that? Hmm?

Are you just jelly you're japanese waifu prefers black meat? Afraid of strong black men?

>>2040262

wait till you see the first post of this thread then:
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/355/index/10056886

>some weeaboo faggot is running at you with a sword
>you have a gun
>instead of fucking shooting him, charge at him and try to punch him
>flawless drell logic

>>2040741
>>2040428

can you find Kelly in ME3?

What about Rupert?

Really fucking hate what they did to Udina with this game.

>>2040791
http://pastebin.com/iHbvpueK

>>2039734
i want my human/turian baby goddamnit. If mordin were alive...

>>2040616
>Why are you on Earth in the first place

you.

YOU.

YOU'RE WHY WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF OUR IMPORTED SHIT

YOU'RE WHY NOTHING MATTERED

FUCKING YOU

PLAY THE OTHER GODDAMN GAMES

>>2040414

WHAT IF

NOW BEAR WITH ME ON THIS

WHAT IF

COMMANDER SHEPARD'S LEGEND WAS A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY

>>2040757
Apparently people did; however, Hudson and Mac the Hack was so in love with these LOLOL2DEEP4U endings that they ran with it.

>>2039718
>Fem Shepard has consensual sex with him in the missionary position.

>>2040762

Yes he was, Hackett asked him at the end of the arrival if he's gonna come by himself and he fucking did, so... it was his fucking idea.

>>2040758
Please let this be the DLC.

It turns out the whole time Zaeed was the main character.

>>2040762

I know that, it just why earth though, why not on the citadel or anywhere else really.

>>2040702
>I was expecting a little more closure than that.
ENTITLED BABBY SHIT. FUCK THE FANS. LET THEM EAT CAKE

LOOK, A PROPER ENDING IS TOO INEFFICIENT. WE'LL STILL SELL MOVE MILLIONS OF UNITS. WE'RE FINE. IT'S FINE.

I just hope everyone holds onto this rage. Because you just know EA is going to try and placate the fanbase eventually. It's spelled out right in that PR post on the BSN: right now they're waiting for all the hate to blow over so they can reach out to the fans without getting their hands burned.

I hope the fans don't take that. I hope they stand up and continue to stand up.

My theory about Bioware is that the amount of effort they put into the game is higher at the beginning parts and lower towards the end. They do this because their research shows most players never even finish the game, so they make everything as polished as possible in the beginning parts, then it gradually falls off from there.

But really, experience has taught me never to expect much of an ending from Bioware.

>>2040883

The lead up to Shepard's being on Earth is in the Arrival DLC.

>>2040757
They did though. Atleast, that's the general consensus of what happened. With a few ex-writers and some rumors here and there, what happened is, the whole game was done by a team of writers, all putting in their input and saying "oh this is a bad idea, let's do this" and such. But when it came to the endings mac came up with them and refused to change them, he liked them the way they were and told everyone he is not changing them even though some of the other writers had serious concerns about it. Since mac is the lead writer he had the authority to do this. His word is final.

>>2040823
>Guy can sense bullets and have amazing reaction time
>Yeah, shoot at the guy who can slay the councilor within a heartbeat!
>Amazing human logic

>>2040758
> Zaeed jumps off of the citadel and grabs onto an evac shuttle carrying Sick, Crippled, Blind, Veteran, Pregnant Orphans.

AH THIS TAKES ME BACK.

>>2040845

>Bioware forces you to hate Udina
>Can choose who goes on the council at the end of ME1
>No matter what it ends up as Udina in ME3
>Finally get to talk to him a bunch
>Oh boy I bet they will humanize him and make him look more like a good guy now
>I WORK FOR CERBERUS AND IM TRYING TO GET ASHLEY TO KILL YOU BLARGHBLARGHBLRASGH

Such shit

Can I get some advice on how to spec Quarian Engineer? I feel like I've done something wrong. All the others I see have this awesome beefy turret, but mine seems to die in a few hits, even though I fully upgraded it's defences.

Should I get both Cryo Blast and Incinerate?

>>2040958

A hundred times this.

Don't let off the pressure.

>>2040935
BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES WITH THE ALLIANCE

COUNCIL CAN'T DO SHIT NIGGER YOU'RE GOING TO TRIAL ON EARTH TO PROVE THEIR DOING SOMETHING

GODDAMN

>>2040971
But they've had decent endings before. KOTOR, Jade Empire, even DA:O had a satisfying ending.

It's just, wow, they really, really fucked up here.

>>2040958
I POSTED ABOUT THIS BEFORE
WE MUST HOLD ON TO THE RAGE OR MASS EFFECT WILL BE FOREVER RUINED

THERE ARE NOT 5 STAGES OFF GRIEF IN THIS INSTANCE

IT IS ALL RAGE

>>2040304

Yeah...I dunno. Making videos is helping. Check out the Kai Leng dance party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC9YykgKGc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoklfZ4pgr8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udGcJFcfiTQ

>>2040758
>He quickly grabs a first contact war veteran, who is also pregnant, has no legs, is blind, and has chapped lips.
>Chapped Lips

GOOD GOD MAN THATS SICK

Why do you faggots like Zaeed? I pained his brains out on his mission because fuck that obnoxious cunt stepping out of line.

Thank god i pirated the DLC. Wasting money on him would have made me even more mad then the ending of ME3

>>2041045

>no letting Ashley die in ME1

hey guise, just started my second playthrough (which i will alt+f4 after the dialogue with anderson on the citadel) as an infiltrator
i don't get the sniper time dilation effect though, is it like that for anyone else? bugged?

Updated one true tier list.

>>2040863
I came

>>2041013
>guy gets the shit shot out of him constantly regardless of reaction or "bullet sense"
>councilor is currently hiding behind 3 goddamn super soldiers armed to the teeth that have taken out entire battalions by themselves
>you being a fucking retard

hold the line!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLVFnl3WcE

>>2040823
Why does Thane look so goddamn good in that picture

>>2040616

>London mission is so out of place as far as how boring and uninteresting

Get
The
Fuck
Out.

>>2040937

Has Bioware actually gotten defensive or made excuses about it like that? Well, not like that obviously, but generally?
They did a pretty good job with the game, but a two and a half minute ending just really doesn't fit the bill for a bunch of characters you've spent probably over 100 hours with.
I don't see how they possibly could have thought that was a good idea.

>>2041076

I don't think Cryo Blast is worth it on Silver and higher. Someone could correct me, there might be a tech burst I'm not familiar with.

I maxed every tree but the Cryo Blast. Defensive tree should be all shield related stuff, Offensive tree should be all about Weight reduction and Power. Incinerate I went radius and the explosion damage. Sentry Turret I believe I chose Flamethrower and the Spark thing.

>>2041127
because that nigger had great stories.
Fucking Jessie man...

>>2040823

>an aids infested sick drell almost kills ninja faggot
>people think Kai is a mary-sue for almost losing to a half-dead frog.

>>2041131
>killing Ashley

>>2040992

Ahh, I never played that.

>>2040883

heh, get over yourself ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbEeJoJ4NV8


Kai Lang theme? Kai Lang theme. It should play whenever he shows his face. It should play when you open his Email, and abruptly stop when you close it. It should gradually fade as he runs away from the boss fights. It makes him tolerable as a comic relief character.

>>2041245

Bioware hasn't, but most major review sites (Gamespot/IGN/ect) have.

All this talk about possible (however unlikely) fix for the endings is making it impossible for me to get to the fucking "acceptance" stage already.
I keep hoping...

>You know it's the right choice.

>>2041297

link to this comic

>>2041089
NO EVERYTHING FROM THEM SUCKS. FROM NEVERWINTER NIGHTS TO MASS EFFECT 1 TO MASS EFFECT 3 LOL UR A FUKKEN BIODRONE EAT SHIT AND DIE FOR TALKING POSITIVE ABOUT THEM GET PAID

>>2041361

>Wanting another queer on my team

>playing single white male Shepard don't need no woman
>turn every piece of ass down
>get to ME3
>dat adorable homosex
>suddenly a gay man is the hero of an action game and saving the galaxy

I liked this. I liked it a lot.

>>2041337

Check out the middle video here

>Shep's what the fuck just happened face

>>2041121

>>2041361
>I like dicks
Whatever way you roll, bro.

>>2041274
Kai is a mary sue because despite me beating his ass in like 2 seconds, he then gets infinite shields, calls a helicopter, gets his ass kicked again, then blows up the place, then gloats about it an email.

He is a weeaboo faggot who was added in to appeal to weeaboos, just like Kasumi.

BZZZZZZZZZ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>2041350
>read fanfics
>get to acceptance faster
its the only way

>>2041229

Oh really, you didn't find killing hordes of bullet sponge enemies in a few grey & bloom arena style areas? Eh I guess some people like lots of repetition in their game play.

>>2041045
Mass effect logic

>all politicians are evil
>they're all foreign/alien things too, ewww
>all the cool kids make snide comments about procedure/red tape/rule of law

>galaxy is literally saved because of politics
>no in game comment
>message is lost

RAWR ALL THESE RULES ARE HERE JUST TO GET IN MY WAY

So, how are you all coping to the endings? Good? yes! yes! Positive feedback is always welcomed...after being scanned, digested and authorized.

>>2041439
>>2041474

>>2041523

INDOCTRINATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>2041337
how did this song become synonymous with Kai Leng?

>>2041498

>Kai is a mary sue because despite me beating his ass in like 2 seconds, he then gets infinite shields, calls a helicopter, gets his ass kicked again, then blows up the place, then gloats about it an email.

That still doesn't make him a mary sue.

I don't know why but what Sidonis says really resembles what's happening.

http://youtu.be/V14O1yx-vDU?t=3m6s

alright, which one of you fuckers did this??

>>2041361
Liara thinks i like kaiden
>kaiden dies. everytime.

>>2040762
My Shepard had nothing to do with the events of arrival. Even the game says so... Why was he there?

>>2041439
>another
In addition to who?

Yourself?

>>2041131
Yeah I saved Kaidan. Guy has developed some serious homolust for my shep. It got pretty heavy and gay there for awhile but I was able to stop that before it went too far.

>>2041584
wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

IS THAT ACTUALLY TRUE OR A SHOOP

GOOD GOD I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER IF ITS TRUE

>>2041608

Two threads ago someone posted a tubedubber and it worked too well.

Assuming the relays being destroyed results in the same devestation that we saw in Arrival, this is a list of the systems and planets that will be destroyed, regardless of which choice you make at the end of ME3.

That is a total of 43 systems destroyed, resulting in the deaths of 65,380,000,000 organics.

No matter what choice you make at the end of ME3, you are exterminating 65 billion lives. Does that sound familiar? It should, because the ending of ME3 makes Shepard follow the same logical behavior as the Reapers; the extermination of billions of organic lives in order to preserve organic life.

>>2041663

YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

>>2041642

To blow up 300k batarians because hurr durr the reapers might come a little sooner.

>>2041165

Accurate.

>>2041350
>>2041525

Hell no. Keep the rage alive.

>2184
>saving a grunt soldier over your biotic lieutenant

sup

>>2041720
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON /vg/ IN A MONTH

ASHLEY WAS DEAD IN MINE, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER SINCE ME1.

FUCK YOU.

>>2041720

>Your

>>2041714

>filename

ahahahhaha

>Thane dying of Kepler's Syndrome
>reading a prayer book for Thane on his deathbed with his son Kolyat

I don't care if you all call me a faggot. I was crying at that bit.

Thane was a tragic hero right?

He made the tragic mistake of becoming an assassin, and the Kepler's syndrome that developed from not being in his home environment made him suffer, right up until his death. Even though he redeemed himself by saving a lot of lives, he still died.

>>2041642
>derp

kill yourself

>>2041746

>not making fun of Kaiden for his shitty implants

>>2041714
Incorrect, the explosion is a pointed type, it does not wipe out systems

nice troll though

People hating what happened to Udina is fucking idiots.

It's clear from day one that this guy is a PRO HUMAN kind of guy. He would have been TIM were he smarter. I mean, you can clearly see his contempt for the council because they, in his words "will always treat humanity as second rate".

In the end, Udina had fucking enough of this bullshit. Cerberus knew this and manipulated him into working with them. Because that is exactly what TIM is all about if you paid any fucking attention to the story.

Udina's intention were ultimately well intended (for humanity), but he was basically tricked into doing more harm than good, because TIM was indoctrinated, tricking Udina into doing exactly what TIM/Reapers wanted.

It's like you people wanted to see Udina rip his shirt of and rescue the aliens at the cost of humanity or some stupid shit.

>>2041758

That only happens if your EMS is really really low. Congratulations Commander fuckup.

>>2041758

/vg/ would you happy if the endings had a hot pink colored explosion?

Here is some comfort in this shitty endings we got :

Quarians lives on ships for centuries, so they most probably have hydroponic vegies growing inside their ships. There is a lot of water on Earth so Quarians and Turians wouldn't starve to death until all the Crucible scientists find a way to rebuild or replace the Mass Relays

>>2041758
This

The fuck is this

In my case it was Liara, but what the fuck? She just walked out of the ship in the last 2 fucking minutes, Garrus too.

Fuck

>>2041584
>Forced memes make it true XD

>>2041758
>>2041758
this is an alpha leak right? Because I swear to God If I saw Garrus on the ground like that after that whole 'meet me at the bar' dialoge I would have noped the fuck out and never touched the game again.

>>2041630

If they actually do this, I will stop playing vidya completely.

Alright /vg/, I'm replaying Mass Effect 1-2 atm in preparation for Mass Effect 3 (bracing for the feels when bad ending), need to decide on romances, I want to pick a human female, which of them is the least shit-tier? I'm thinking of going with Miranda.

>>2041605
>>2041523
to be honest, if you're on a ship and not hearing a hum, something is wrong. my office is next to a train yard. you can hear the trains every hour of the day. you can hear them depart from the yard and arrive.

>>2041758

Oh my god that's Tali?

What the fuck happened?

>>2041367

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=24767918

>>2041912
Judgement day happened.
The machines happened

>>2041784
What the fuck is Kepler's syndrome? Does it make stellar objects gravitate around you>

>>2041663
Every single time...

It's like the retards are pouring in from reddit and /v/

>>2041851

Meh. Jack getting down with some banshees was worse

Maybe I watch the game too much instead of playing it.

>>2041836
That's not how explosions work. If the relays are destroyed, that energy released in the relays is going to be released.

Any of you fools who actually believe that the relays getting destroyed is acceptable, you need to go stick your head in a septic tank.

>>2041912
reaper splosion
or it could be a random quarian but for whatever reason no quarian marines deployed to earth. or batarians, or elcor, or insert race here.

WHERE ARE MY ELCOR WITH GIANT CHAINGUNS AND MISSILE LAUNCHERS ON TOP
WHO NEEDS THANIX MISSILE LAUNCHERS? I HAVE ELCOR

>>2041525

But the fanfic only reminds me of all the turian dick my Shepard's won't be getting...

>>2041836

Nope, the whole system gets fucked to hell.

http://youtu.be/e6Ev-7-5N5k?t=1m43s

>>2041912
She couldnt cope with ending.

>>2041912
>>2041885
>>2041883

Read:

>>2041848

>>2041912
Strawberry jam's slippery.

>>2041836

Please point me to the exact moment this is confirmed in the game.

Oh wait, you can't, it's just FUCKING SPECULATION.

>>2041758

>suit/skin is completely charred and burnt

>hair is perfectly fine.

Alrighty.

>>2041893
>Human female
>Least shit tier

You're shit out of luck, considering they all get the short stick in ME3.

Go with Liara or something, at least it's satisfying.

>>2041885
I had garrus dead in my shitrun playthrough. Custom armor, visor and all. Just strewn about with the other random corpses.

>>2041998
Not the same type of explosion, idiot.

The systems are fine

>>2041981
again fucker:

Read this:>>2041761

Kaiden is gay, so hey, anything is possible with this fuck up of a game.

>>2041893

Miranda/Jack they're the only LIs that have a shot at being with Shep at the end of ME3 if you do High EMS Destroy. Everyone else gets to be a broodmother for the Normandy.

>>2042028
It's not speculation
One is an explosion
The other is space magic
Facts nigga facts

>>2041893
>romances
>female
>not picking liara
WHY.JPG

>>2041975

Did you listen to any dialogue when you played ME2?

>>2041221
Actually if Japasian Riceslurper wasn't stupid and showy he could have killed the councilor before Shepard raised his gun. Instead he just sits there waits for Shepard to raise his gun, sits there some more then back flips then sits there SOME MORE.

>>2039810
>my face when I realized there was no "I should go" option in ME3 because there was only two dialog options

Seriously, how many conversations did you voluntarily exit? The only one I can think of is that conversation with Hackett

>>2041993
But your Shepard should get turian dick if you picked the destroy ending. Simple as that.

>>2042015
>Survive with 5k EMS
>Not realizing there was originally supposed to be a cutscene showcasing this but they scrapped it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrAncE0WUIg&feature=related

>We have a security breach at Bay D24
>Security personnel respond immediately!

>C-Sec office is 5 feet behind them

>>2041837
I just think it's stupid because Udina was always careful, him going along with some plan that would result in a massive political shit storm and countless dead humans is not his style at all. He always worried about the long term, and TIM/Cerberus plan was a short-sighted smash and grab, the kind of shit Udina got pissed at Shepard for (if you played Renegade)

>>2041992
FUCKING THIS
I was so fucking EXCITED to see Machine gun mounted elcor only to find out it was a scanner mission not a land mission. All of my disappointment.

>>2041784
But how was Shepard able to read it? I doubt a prayer book from hanar / drell homeworld would be in English. The translators only translate speech, don't they?

>>2042115
Except we don't know what the fuck happens, that's the problem.

>>2042085

Relay explodes. Entire system is wiped out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Ev-7-5N5k

>>2042085

>One is an explosion
>The other is space magic

WELL I'M SURE GLAD SOMEONE COULD CLARIFY THAT

I FEEL MUCH BETTER

Don't matter how you cut it, shit is still shit at the end of the day.

>>2042192
Shepard's a goddamn robot I'm not surprised he doesn't have an eye upgrade that translates everything he looks at

But he still can't see through smoke.

>>2042107
Only "I should go" I encountered was in dialogue with Udina.

>>2042192

nigga has cybernetic eyes, remember? They can probably auto translate.

Kaidan can't be gay. He loved a girl when he was a kid.

I'm just assuming it's the brain damage that has made him Shepard-sexual in ME3.

Summarize Mass Effect 3 in a single image.

Go.

>>2042046
Yes it is, you idiot. It doesn't matter if you throw a rock at a nuke to detonate it or if you use a fucking button. The energy released is going to be exactly the fucking same.

>>2042205
One is space magic, the other is an actual explosion
It's like you didn't even play the game

Space magic doesn't harm anyone.

>>2042205

>Femshep

But goddamn, that reminds me how I actually miss Harbinger.

I wish he had his own Quantum Communicator so I could call him up in the middle of the night and talk shit.

Can anyone link me to that Ardad-Yakshi fapfic from last night? Thank you.

Or the rest of Marauder Shields.

Well, Bethesda did fix the ending of Fallout with dlc, so I suppose all hope is not lost as long as people keep complaining.

>>2042282
He's bi

Okay, I'm going out on a limb here and asking for a poll.

So, besides you fucking retarded Control faggots, how many of you went for the 5k Sheploo Gasps Reapers are ded ending?

I mean, Synthesis was retarded and poorly explained. I don't see why anyone wouldn't get the best destroy ending, unless they're looking to continue Shepard's legacy rather than life.

>>2042284

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liudw5xlkU0

>>2042165
circumstances are arguably much higher this time. No long term thoughts because there might not be a long term.

Some hicks can't wrap their tiny brains around the concept of bisexuality...

>>2042284

>>2042284

>>2040274

it's not possible.
you need 8000 resources to get 4000 ems, you cannot get over 7700 even with all the right choices.
go over the war asset list and start adding up, you'll see the end it under 7700.

>>2042282

He is a fucking bisexual romance choice you double faggot.

He is the only human bisexual choice, and the only other bisexual choice in the game is Liara.

>>2042284
Judging buy ME3 generals.

>>2042115

but it wouldn't be Garrus' turian dick, and she agreed to be a one turian's woman

>>2042284

>>2042284


>destroy all advanced organics because advanced organics create synthetics that rebel against them creating endless chaos so by killing advanced organics synthetics can't be made to rebel thus keeping peace

Deep as fuck.

>>2042331

I thought he died either way?

>>2042412

Which means some DLC content will give 300 war assets.

>>2041227
Cause it's one of the CGI trailers for ME2. Bioware can't into graphics that don't come in a video file.

>the cycle continues

It's okay, guys. It'll be alright. Once you develop your own headcannon and replace what actually happened with it, you'll realize everything is okay.

Post some Jack

why are people online saying "HURR ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE BEST ENDING WITHOUT ONLINE"

I didn't even scan all the planets yet, and I have 6k. Maybe I just made really good decisions in ME1/2/3 that let me do this.

You need 5k to get the best, and like I said, I have 5k

>>2041297
link pls?

>>2042165
It's motherfucking TIM. And TiM and Udina shares common goal. To advance humanity. Udina was however "just" a reserve councillor and had no real power. Hell, he even says it himself "I'm the most powerful human, and you see how little that counts for".

When TIM offers him the means to do it, Udina probably decided that in the end, the council races would yet again screw humans over and watch earth go to shit. Udina, being the cunning guy he is, still lacked everything that made TIM so powerful, from resources to information. TIM probably played Udina into thinking it was taking the Citadel and earth or lose both.

That aside, there's also speculations about if Udina were indoctrinated himself, as Joker and Shepard talks about. Though no conclusive evidence is given other than it not being beneath TIM's methods..

>>2042460
you forgot

>... until primitive organics become advanced themselves

>>2042412

Ive seen people with 7840~ legit, though that seems to be the upper limit.

>>2042525
EMS you dumb nigger.

>>2042525
forgot my picture

>>2042284

I sacrificed Arlakh Company for the Rachni. She didn't even give me assault troops.

This thread has me convinced. I'm going to homo it up with Kaidan and cheat on Miranda and Liara by importing a very specific save.

>>2042284

>>2042525

Nice lying, bro. People on BSN have counted all the assets up and it just gets under 4k. You must have the pirated version with edited assets.

>>2042525

>He isn't lookin at EMS

If your EMS was at 6k you would have 12k total assets.
Multiply your total assets by 50% you idiot.

>>2042509

ok

>>2041287
Those eyes man, she's fucking undressing Shepard every time she looks at him.

>>2042525
Because they're right. You are playing with modified assets or don't understand simple game mechanics.

>>2042509

Yeah yeah, Jeniffer...But that´s not what we call her at the monastery.

>>2042331

Finish the mission, no matter what. Anything else is an insult to the people who died along the way.

>>2042525
Protip, you have 3000 war value.
I have done everything right myself, and clocked to 6700ish asset value. Still only had 50% counting.

>>2042525
I don't think so, nigger. How's your GaW score?

>>2042546

This is the highest i got.

>>2042554
You realize the pirated version is modded to give you double the assets you'd usually get, right?

>>2042564

Same.

I thought the Rachni deserved a chance at life.

Then some random message that showed for 2 seconds, saying they had all betrayed me, and I literally "wut" out loud.

>>2042554

you're using a pirated copy with the values hacked, you stupid nigger. do you even read what you download?

>>2042483
Post your headcanons!

>>2042605
How does it feel to be a part of a sheep flock that enjoys forcing memes without any logical validity because om some fanfic?

>>2042554

Looks legit.

>>2042436
How isn't it? The Normandy didn't crash on some magical planet cause that's stupidity in a hand basket. The Normandy landed on Earth to save Shepard and Garrus was her night in shining armor that rescued her from the rubble and carried her to a hospital to save her.

At least...that's how it worked in my head.

>>2042554

oh lol

>this idiot

You're using modified War Assets

>>2042552
>>2042582
>>2042592
>>2042601
>>2042614

Uh guys:

This is what I got: >>2042554

>>2042654
>>2042672
Oh, okay I didn't know. Sorry guys. The torrent on bitgamer didn't tell about that I don't think

>>2042693

how does it feel to be unable to have fun?

>>2042724
You're still a dumb nigger.

>>2042662

Don't save the new rachni queen only save the original one from Noveria.