CGL can we just kill this asshole he is so rude to other cosplayers and believes himself to be all high and mighty when his cosplays are utter bullshit.http://whatevachild.tumblr.com
>>OPFuck off, the guy's a dick, sure, but honestly who fucking cares.
This is his "quality" cosplay It's mostly photoshopdafuq bro
>>OPWif a butt liek dat he can do wateva he wants huehuehue
>>OPWhile I agree he's a douche,cgl isn't the personal army you can summon to take this douche down. Probably leave it in the homestuck thread.
>>6816485LOL is that tie photoshopped in!? Because if it is...Oh my God.
>>6816483I know but no one deserves to be told off by an asshole with no skill at all.
holy shit reading some of his tumblr posts right now. what a horrible person.
oh god
>>6816495Lol dat photo shop smoke
Are his Jake glasses circular?
>>6816487Agreed, people HATE Homestruckers already. Put him in one of those threads and people will probably trying to bring him down a peg or two. Either that, or, idk spread the word about what an asshole his is and people will start to ignore him/avoid him.
>>6816489Damn, who pissed in his Cherrios?
he's like the 4ng31 of homestuck
This is part of the problem with a circle-jerking fandom like Homestuck where people seem to worship anyone remotely photogenic. Their posts go viral in a day and they get huge egos. Don't create more bridezilla cosplayer morons by putting anyone decent-looking on a massive pedestal.
I'll beat his ass downWhich cons does he go to?
>>6816495IS THE FUCKING SYMBOL SHOOPED ON WHAT THE FUCK.Also mother of shits what is wrong with those fucking fins.
he's a pretty shit cosplayer but when i go to his blog i see him saying shit to butthurt tumblrbabbies that a lot of people on /cgl/ would agree with so
I honestly can't tell if this is a FtM or just a boy with a verrryy tiny Adam's Apple. What the fuck am I looking at here?
>>6816564Probably shops it out, either on purpose or accidentally.
His nose is huuuuuuuuuuuge.
Is this butthurt vendetta? He seems like a self-satisfied little prick allright but why are you wasting your attention on him? Just move on, people like this aren't worth the time.
lol what a faggot. what's its tumblr.
>>6816580Are you kidding? It's been so dry around here without Assley and PT dramu. I, for one, am in favor of this.
>>6816586Oh right, forgot where I was for a moment. Carry on.
>>6816583Its posted by op
>>6816591oh lmao. Didn't see it in the catalog. Is it really cosplaying if it's all photoshopped on
>homestuck cosplayer>surprised that he's a douche
>>6816590
This faggler lives in Texas. What the fuck.Also, typical fag stereotype 'I'm gay, a model, fashion designer, and I tell it how it is. Deal with it or fuck off'.
Oh god I just realized it was THIS guy. Forgive my slowpoke, /cgl/.
>>6816622is that fucking electrical tape
>>6816625Those fucking shiny shitty armsocks. From the looks of it, someone needs to send him a good armsock tutorial. I love how he goes on about how SEWING TALENT IS IMPORTANT but he can't even hide goddamn seams.
>>6816649>Painted black sidechops>White wig
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he is sexy
fuck yeah is it hs/b/ time again?
tumblr is making #shitjake his official tag so tag everything you post about him
>>6816561the shit he says is wrong and cgl doesn't agree with it too.
>>6816717I think the black sidechops are supposed to be cheekbones w/ shading.I don't like it either anyhow.
>>6816723is this actually him? lol@ that long barbell in his septum.
>>6816778holy fuck there's no way that septum is sitting at the sweet spot, did this idiot actually pierce his cartilage?? hahahahaha i hope his nose falls off
http://kinomatika.tumblr.com/post/49663833636everyone reblog this lets make it viraland no I'm not kinomatika I just wanted to link to the latest version
>>6816789haha wow even homestuck-is-a-sin is against this guy's shit
>>6816789>http://kinomatika.tumblr.com/post/49663833636Woah. Holy shit. This kid is fucking crazy.
hahah he changed is personal info on his blog. it used to say "I'm better than you"he's panicking
jesus christ the whatevachild tag is gold right now
>>6816815
I don't get this kid. He thinks he's a cosplay elist, and "cosplays hard"...Yet, he puts minimal effort into what he does and has literally photo-shopped symbols and shit on his shirt...Like, wth? Since when does a good cosplay make horns the night before out of construction paper, or just crappily fabric paint on something...OR USE ELECTRICAL TAPE TO MAKE A DETAIL ON THEIR PANTS?And then to top it all off, actually calls cosplayers that put time and effort into the costumes to get the best and most accurate results idiots for wasting their time? I just...I don't even...I can't even...I serious hope this phaggot is reading this thread and re-evaluating his life, what he says and how he cosplays because, seriously...What the fuck?P.S. He is not that attractive.
>texasgod dammit, why do we get all the crazies?
>>6816789What >>6816812 said. Jesus Christ, I'm no SJW by any stretch of the imagination, but those replies made me fucking cringe. He's such a batshit tryhard.
>>6816485Are those... carrots?
>>6816877that's what bothers me the most. I could find his douchebaggery funny if he was actually a good cosplayer or if his jabs were in any way clever. He really just comes accross as a desperate wannabe
>>6816812>i am young and cute and feminine lookingHahaha oh wow no to all of those, you silly boy.
You guys realize that by spreading this around he's just getting the attention that he wants, right?
>>6816875Maybe we can get one of the other crazies we have to go after him.
>>6816917If by attention you mean a fuck tonne of hate, yeah sure he wants it. Who wouldn't?