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07/03/11(Sun)17:56:42 No.338472232
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 Pic related: It's me
I'm
about to leave with my girlfriend to a Valentine's Day party, and it's
going to be awesome! There's going to be TONS of beer, weed, and hot
girls. We're gonna get drunk and they always let me feel their tits
since I'm the most popular person at my high school. I love being a teen
with a lot of friends. Only thing I'm scared about is I'm cheating on
my girlfriend with two other hot babes, and they're going to be at the
party.
My girlfriend has DD tits, and she's 19; I'm only 14. I
get her to orgasm like every time we fuck (which is twice a day). I even
got her pregnant once, but we got that little cunt aborted.
If
we didn't abort that baby, that would have been bad for my MIT
application. I have never gotten a grade below A+, and I'm taking Vector
Calculus as a Sophomore (yes, I'm 14 and a sophomore) so my academic
career would have gone to waste. Because I already got 2390 on my SAT,
and I am a natural leader, I got pre-accepted into Harvard, but
Harvard's shit. I want MIT.
Anyway, I just came on here to tell you losers about how pathetic you are. This is my first time on "newt gingrich", but I can already say with certainty, you fags need to get a life. |
