OTP OTP.

I have no words.

Oh God, he's touching it....

Smoker, no.

He looks proud.

Smoker x Pixyteri OTP

Aww, it's landwhale romance.

File: 1344749136983.png-(120 KB, 245x252, whyyy.png)

>>6134257

DID YOU FUCK IT?

I thought yo usaid you were not fat anymore, Smoker.
You are like twice PT's size.

How tall is she?

It's a match made in heaven.

File: 1344749507656.gif-(555 KB, 168x126, tumblr_m8gdiosEoQ1qcqxso.gif)

not sure if more disgusted by PT
or more disgusted by smoker

From Twitter: I hate men especially men who said they'd meet me at San Japan dressed as Albert Wesker then bail. Disgusting troll.

Is this one of you?

>>6134245
Wait, what did you say to her to get a picture?

File: 1344750230594.gif-(271 KB, 500x468, 1343190281161.gif)

YES MOAR

It's like a train wreck I can't keep my eyes off of.

I ASK THAT MORE BE POSTED.

I heard they went back to his hotel and he stayed up all night

.

,

.

,

.

,

theaching her how to play LoL.

>>6134355

teaching* even

File: 1344750492612.jpg-(31 KB, 480x415, 1338179994055.jpg)

Oh lord, this is seriously what smoker looks like?

Jesus, and this is the same guy that shits no others when he looks like shit.
Oh lordy this makes me entire life.

>>6134245
>>6134252
>>6134257
So... get your dick wet?

File: 1344750561086.gif-(139 KB, 322x367, 1342979553464.gif)

>>6134355
I want this to be true!
Even though LOL is a shitty game.

Living
The
Dream.

Is he really Smoker? that was the faggot that once called me a 'fat slut'? lol


>>6134309
My thoughts exactly

>>6134285

File: 1344751194421.png-(467 KB, 500x500, smoker as teemo - a bette(...).png)

>>6134373

yep! especially the part where he destroyed her inner turret with his toxic shot which he then proceed to planted his shrooms all over her base her base. all of which he completed under 5 min. GG.

File: 1344751353789.jpg-(115 KB, 500x474, za.jpg)

>>6134355
I heard this too, I even heard that they were planning some LoL cosplays together. PT said she would cosplay as Ahri but Smoker hasn't decided who he wants to be yet...

>>6134383

if I wasn't a LoL player I would say something on the lines of " you haven't played a shitty game till you played Dota2" but I part of the nicest gaming community that have ever graced gaming history ever. where every game is started with a "glhf" and ended with a "ggwp" no matter who won.

>>6134429
not my waifu

File: 1344751537270.gif-(1009 KB, 500x370, laughing.gif)

>>6134392
>>6134372
Yup. Even more amusingly, he's retarded enough to try to keep up his SUPER HARDCORE BRO act in person. It's like watching a chihuahua try to piss on a pit bull's foot.

Smoker's gained weight. Get a suit that fits, man.

I always thought smoker was black

>>6134429

>PT said she would cosplay as Ahri

you took it too far, I'm out.

>>6134458
Just because he isn't black, doesn't mean he's not a nigger.

>>6134455
Or go for a fucking run, jfc. You're about to develop your own gravitational pull.

File: 1344752093006.jpg-(20 KB, 500x361, 1334088906060.jpg)

>>6134446
I'm sure he's act is down for.
No more "I'm on my high horse now."
Jesus christ.. oh I'm so happy.
Also glad for PT losing some weight.

>>6134455
i think its a combination of baggy clothes and a bad angle that are just making him look like melting cheese.

I think Smoker is kinda hot, even hotter if he lost a lot of weight. Either way I think he's hot (maybe I'm a chubby chaser, who the fuck knows), PT got lucky.

>>6134489
the fat helps too

File: 1344752650861.gif-(129 KB, 320x180, 1343107883039.gif)

>>6134439
It just not my kind of game.I'll take your word for it.


Any more news if there are a couple yet?

this is my new ship

File: 1344753062145.jpg-(22 KB, 500x281, 1342847596266.jpg)

Did are queen get a hot dicking?

The grammar in this thread is awful.

File: 1344753745906.png-(17 KB, 500x300, tumblr_m1mhlx4KTi1qlzn67o1_500.png)

She seems to be doing well for herself.
So happy she might be dating/fucking smoker.

Well if this isn't just the tripfag festival of the year. Anyways smoker, I hope her moe moe lumps keep you warmer than yours do at night.

I wonder if smoker's landwhale girlfriend is going to come in white knighting any time soon, even though it's clear that he is cheating on her with PT.

>>6134572
Pics or she isn't real

am I the only one who thinks smoker looks like a 16 year old boy?

File: 1344754544050.gif-(994 KB, 500x375, lets get real.gif)

>>6134572
>smoker's landwhale girlfriend
>smoker's girlfriend

File: 1344754566255.jpg-(25 KB, 460x276, Lard.jpg)

>>6134580
I hear she's too large to fit in the frame, all pictures turn out like extreme close ups of lard.

>>6134594
I thought PT was his girlfriend.

File: 1344754764659.gif-(403 KB, 225x118, face.gif)

>>6134601
^this

Don't lie to me cgl I need this to be my new otp

File: 1344754950159.gif-(989 KB, 356x300, i'm ready.gif)

>>6134601
He's got some bitch he stole from her pussybeta ex.
I'm guessing she's the one taking the pictures.

>>6134446
He's annoying because he's so persistent in giving the impression of alphabro. It gets real old real fast but he's still better than half of Texan con attendees

File: 1344755107490.jpg-(32 KB, 524x449, 1261557351453.jpg)

And here I always thought Smoker was supposed to be some hot-shit tripfag.
Now I just see that he's a fatass tripfag.

>>6134614
>He's annoying because he's so persistent in giving the impression of alphabro.
>he's still better than half of Texan con attendees

I definitely agree with the first statement, but I've yet to meet anyone at a con who was more detestable than smoker. He spends entire weekends "trolling" people with his troupe of guffawing neckbeards, high on imaginary power. At least most of the other weebs at Texas cons are self-aware enough to realize how pathetic they are.

>>6134499
well you probably are fat yourself. chubbies unite?

>>6134458
I always thought smoker was filipino

Did she lose weight?

>>6134651
Nah, Smoker just makes her look slim because he's fucking huge too

wow, you make pt look smokin hot

>>6134621

He respects some people, mainly other trips.

File: 1344758415408.png-(153 KB, 748x1068, awesome shy.png)

>>6134259
this 100000x this

>>6134633
I always thought smoker was a female.
No kidding.

You sure talk a lot of shit for being a beta male hambeast yourself.

>>6134677

Fucking who?

>>6134681
I always thought PT started posting under the trip smoker.

I always thought Smoker was Mongolian.

I always thought Smoker was Latvian.

File: 1344758852689.gif-(79 KB, 385x333, 1324325225599.gif)

>>6134677

>>6134694

>Non-animated gif.

>Why.

I always thought smokers were thin.

File: 1344759096531.jpg-(41 KB, 630x493, 1313173112023.jpg)

I always thought Smoker was a mudkip.

From the frequency of which Smoker posts I thought he'd be attractive for some reason.
Turns out hes just fat and ugly.

I guess that would be the type of person who trips on such a shit board every day.

Always thought I was a Nigger Smoker?

>>6134681
>>6134689
>>6134690
>>6134692
>>6134699
>>6134702

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

File: 1344759469382.jpg-(20 KB, 248x300, 130942749.jpg)

>>6134252
I always thought smoker was Tom Cody.

File: 1344759620216.jpg-(16 KB, 300x237, 28073817marcus-brody-dans(...).jpg)

>>6134709

I always thought Smoker was Marcus Brody.

File: 1344759679540.jpg-(32 KB, 262x500, 1310527433835.jpg)

>>6134711
Nah, man. I could have sworn he was the Batman.

>>6134712
Just...fuck it up. Just go ahead and fuck it up.

File: 1344759803615.jpg-(11 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg)

I always thought Smoker was a shot of bruschotti.

I always thought Smoker was candle j-

>>6134252
Holy shit, you can see how fat he is in this picture. And yet again, the tripfags circlejerk. They both look terrible.

File: 1344760334059.jpg-(100 KB, 612x612, whatisthis_stripper.jpg)

>>6134245
smoker cosplaying as that little boy that kissed a stripper. closest he got to kissing a stripper was standing next to PT.

File: 1344761065770.jpg-(29 KB, 336x336, Indonesia_two_year_old_sm(...).jpg)

I always thought smoker was a two year old Indonesian.

bump

>>6134558

hahahahaha

>>6134718
You fucked that up.

I always thought smoker was ham rove.

>>6134716

Ima need some bruschatti
>off the air kicks so much ass

>>6134709
Oh look, it's smoker's gf

File: 1344790491742.jpg-(32 KB, 687x709, foigjfijg.jpg)

GOD DAMN IT FAGGOT DID YOU FUCK HER YET
YOU ARE AT THE FOREFRONT OF LOLCOW RESEARCH
MAKE /CGL/ PROUD

File: 1344790922004.png-(4 KB, 309x196, 1340810810673.png)

Why is there so much fat in the same place? I don't like it, I don't like it one bit.

>>6135495
Because
>nerd convention
and, I'm assuming
>Texas

There's a very good explanation for the fact that PT does not understand she is fat. Her family would probably consider smoker average and tell him to eat more.

You could be our inside man, smoker.

Quite literally even.

Gay

>>6135514
He's actually fatter. I'm thinking he's nearing 300 lbs.

File: 1344792397409.jpg-(28 KB, 442x330, 1308246769039.jpg)

>>6134245
>>6134252
>>6134257

damn that boy got a big ol belly

I always thought smoker was Asian.

>>6135917
What gave you that impression though?

>>6134252
I'm in this picture...

>>6134688
People he wants to sleep with, mostly. And a handful of legitimately likable trips.

Why is he such an asshole if he looks like that? Is he like that in person too?

>>6134252
Those cankles. I need some mind bleach, stat.

>>6135961
respect =/= sucking up

>>6135996
yes.

oh my god smoker's that average/ugly?
I thought he was going to be at least fairly hot seeing as he's so far up his own ass

>>6134718
Listen, not that I don't appreciate the revival of an oldmeme, but at least use it correctly. You're supposed to finish saying "Candlejack" and THEN you disap

>>6136083

Goddamnit, now I have to pull out the old supersuit.

WOOOOSH!

>>6136092
WHERE
IS
MY
SUPER
SUIT?!

This is making Texas and San Japan look bad, and theyre not exactly good.

OH NO SOMEONE WHO IS UNATTRACTIVE IS A JERK! YOU HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO BE A JERK!

>>6136163
Look, if you're going to have a bad personality you should at least come in a pretty package.

ugly + bad personality = all around terrible. At least have one good feature of who you are.

>baggy illfitting buisiness casual

The only thing that pisses me off...

Also, id like to meet PT.

>>6136163
Considering he's mostly a jerk about other people's appearances, the fact that he looks like a fat slob himself is really entertaining. If you're going to be a picky bitch about how other people look, at least have the decency to follow your own advice and not be disgusting.

I'm hoping someone saves these and posts them next time he insults someone's appearance.

File: 1344806673413.gif-(497 KB, 500x232, 1340517762451.gif)

Ugh that's my competition? Well, at least I won't have a problem stealing him from his gf and making him lose some weight. Your dick will be mine smoker

>>6136165
Is that why we tolerated Hobbes, Dildos, Poko and all those other circle jerkers?

>>6136182
Ugly people can still think other people are ugly, doesn't matter really matter how you look, there's no rule saying you can't have an opinion about other people just because you look a certain way.

>>6136188
he..... he... he has a girlfriend?

>>6136213
There's no "rule" about it, but there is a social expectation that if you tout beliefs around and expect others to conform to them, that you would not be a hypocritical asshole and you would also conform to your strongly held bullshit.

>>6136199
They gave us plenty of "hot men of /cgl/" and "hot asian guy" threads to balance out the nearly continuous ass & titties female-based threads, so they were contributing original content in some way.

>>6136199
yes

File: 1344808861286.png-(24 KB, 500x375, tumblr_m7j149Qjng1qa8ipco1_500.png)

Has this nigger dicked her chicken yet?

Did anyone see his girlfriend at San Japan? The fat one?

File: 1344808980477.png-(10 KB, 445x276, 1339792971013.png)

>>6136297
He has no real girlfriend.
Queen PT will now be his wifu.

File: 1344809011925.jpg-(12 KB, 341x324, confused.jpg)

>>6136297
pics?

I only heard about his gf from someone mentioning in a thread about seeing them together in omegle. I'm sure he's got one... I would like to see pictures though. I bet she's not that fat, I'm not fat at all but I like my men bigger

I bet Smoker shooped his pics to make him self look like a fat fuck. Just to get us all talking shit. God, he is such an asshole.

>>6136297

So where is she?

File: 1344809649246.jpg-(165 KB, 513x640, smoker's gf.jpg)

>>6136303
anything for u dildozer-kun <3

>>6136336

5.5 - 6 /10

File: 1344809823822.jpg-(108 KB, 500x334, 1330295956225.jpg)

>>6134257

>hoverhanding on none other than PT

jesus fucking christ i am laughing so hard

>>6136336
she doesn't look fat, as far as i can tell from that picture.
I'd fuck her.

File: 1344809959266.gif-(1.39 MB, 240x252, R2qFh.gif)

>>6136336
Thats not his gf.

File: 1344809983588.gif-(2.18 MB, 400x292, Are_you_serious.gif)

>>6136341
I don't think that's a hoverhand so much as he's just put his wrist on her shoulder and it looks weird.
>>6136336
Even if this is his gf, I highly doubt it unless she's super obsessed with LoL and dota, she's really cute!

>>6136336
I just want to caress that hair and bury my face in it

And I see smoker hasn't replied back to this thread at all.
Hehe.. I wonder what that means then.

>>6134245
Now I wished I was there...

>>6136348
jelly?

>>6136365
of what? your horrible fat and overall unattractiveness? I'd club you to death if I could.

>>6136336
If that's what smoker's gf looks like then PT has no chance. Smoker's 6/10 gf > 2/10 Pixyteri

File: 1344810562037.gif-(168 KB, 279x240, RDJ_Woah.gif)

>>6136365
Nah brah.

So did you dick PT?
Was she lose like a black hole?

>>6136336
It looks like she's in a school classroom. Smoker's girlfriend is under 18?

>mfw people didn't know Smoker looked like this
>mfw I always ignore Smoker's rude remarks on others because he's way uglier himself
>mfw no mfw because I am in zee Paris on zee phone

>>6136400
>doesn't know smoker uses a different trip on phone

http://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/cgl/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject
=&search_username=&search_tripcode=!HOZlQYR1MY+&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&am
p;search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=ne
w&search_res=post

Who is friends with smoker on facebook? I heard him call his girlfriend Laura. That'd make it easy to confirm if the photo matches up to any of his friends with that name.

>>6136417
this her?
http://www.facebook.com/lauren.el.5

File: 1344811713193.jpg-(108 KB, 600x735, 1344486110527.jpg)

He had a job to do that nobody else could have done.

He is our rogue knight, the powerful Sven.

>>6136440
Don't compare that lardass to Sven, you faggot.

>>6136440
Looks more like Butcher to me.

File: 1344811884872.jpg-(139 KB, 1017x786, 1335039465929.jpg)

>>6136444
He didn't ult on the picture, that's the only reason.

>>6136440
He's not. He has a tonne of friends on Steam, he must be horrible at Dota.

File: 1344812440961.jpg-(57 KB, 640x359, 111031dota2news4.jpg)

>>6136470
>>6136470
But he "hooked" PT, that's quite a feat.

>>6136477
Hooking a target with a hitbox the size of Roshan isn't worth writing home about

File: 1344812649405.png-(70 KB, 256x227, Rape by deception.png)

>>6136482
>>6136482
>>6136482
I LOST IT

File: 1344812652027.jpg-(24 KB, 495x461, overherebro.jpg)

>>6136482
He last he hooked something.

All the Lina Inverse, Rylai and Luna of this world keep slipping away from my greasy hooks.

Maybe I should stop actually greasing it.

>>6136182
>>6136165
It's like he's perfect for PT. Dear God, /cgl/... What would be created if they spawned a child?!

File: 1344812983756.png-(1019 KB, 1300x1000, 1335213835048.png)

>>6136496
I found their twins.

>>6136488
>Not starting out with Dismember

File: 1344813141163.png-(40 KB, 450x903, tsundereVS.png)

>>6136502
I-I'm not that m-much into guro, you know.

>>6136249
I wish they'd come around a little more often. I'm sick of looking at these new fug ass male trips.

File: 1344813422497.jpg-(39 KB, 460x360, DOTA2 Ogre_Magi.jpg)

>>6136499
>implying the twins aren't conjoined

File: 1344813453298.png-(76 KB, 1349x941, 1343062946700.png)

>>6136515
Can we have more nice ass then?

>>6136517
>>6136523
Solid double post, 9/10, would read again.

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling all at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

>PT thread
>Everyone is talking about some asshole trip

seriously?

i saw his gf at san japan
shes blind wich explains alot

>>6136553
>blind gf
Vyro == smoker?
Vyro used to hang out on /adv/ a lot.

http://blindgf.blogspot.com/

>>6136553
Oh okay so thats why he can go and fuck PT.

>>6136505
More like this?

>>6134727
Hi delusional Anon.
Nobody is circlejerking itt.

Decided to follow PT on Twitter... sooooo...?
Lesbo PT anyone?

>>6134245

i'd hit that. MMM love me some chub.

>>6136595
I saw that tweet. As much as a cunt towards other women that she is, I don't think that would work out too well for her. Though I can imagine the catty as hell tweets that would be posted.

No way PT could ever 'turn lesbian'. She craves male attention way too much. She was obviously not being serious though. I wonder what happened!

Speaking of PT tweets, who's that julian person she kept trying to meet up with?

>>6136553

of course! so she likes him for his charming personality then!

Was she really blind or just cosplaying?

PT is still bitching about her hair. I wish she'd just dye it and get it over with.

>>6136651
but she's not allowed because of her oka(mom)!!

>>6136659
I never understood this. I mean, if she really wanted to she could just sneak the box dye home and do it when her mom is out. I mean some of that shit only takes 10 minutes to work. Sometimes I honestly believe she complains about stupid shit just to make her mother seem like a controlling cunt. I mean, what would her mom do if PT did dye her hair? Take her to some saloon and get it bleached or bleach her hair while she sleeps?

I also think she bitches about redheaded women because she knows she looked good with red hair but doesn't want to admit it since it's not kawaii or shows her hertiage.