Hey seagulls, fa/tg/uy here. We have a bunch of rage/horror threads. The few times I popped by I saw a few of your horror stories. Mind if we have a thread like that?
>>5961862enjoy.
>>5987485Thank you. Would you like to see some of ours?
>>5987490I suppose.
Final Countdown!
I kind of have one. It may take me a minute to type it all up. I’m part of a fairly normal Anime club, with mostly amazing people except one person in particular. Her name is Psycho~DESU because I’m an uncreative twit and she’s fucking bonkers. She’s loud, shrill and is obsessed with anything related to ‘moe’. She wears nothing but terrible cosplays in public, lotia knock offs and anime T-shirts from Hot Topic. She’s convinced that she’s Japanese, even though she’s ginger. She’s easily angered and will go off at the drop of a hat. She joined my Anime club this year and has succeeded in scaring off every possible new member by glomping them and screaming in their ear. She thinks her life is a cartoon and is convinced that everyone is a stereotype of anime. She calls me Tsundere and latched herself to my side. I’ve had to physically rip her off of me before.
The person she bothers most in our vice President, who we’ll call Lisa, after her favorite book character. She looks like the typical cute nerdy girl. She's kind of short, with glasses and button nose. Lisa is a nice girl who likes generic anime like Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon. She’s not very “well versed” or obsessed with anime. Which causes her to be lost in a lot of Psycho Desu’s jokes, like “NYEHHH! IT’S ASYMETITCAL! I DESERVE TO DIE!”. She always nods and smiles at Psycho~ Desu, even when she's balls to the walls annoying. She’s just a nice girl who is a pretty good leader and likes to watch anime occasionally with her friends. Things went down hill when Psycho Desu found out Lisa was gay.
>>5988871Oh lord...
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Some guy who was trying to flirt with Lisa was shot down by one of her friends, saying she didn’t “swing that way,”. Psycho Desu didn’t understand until some one literally shouted,“She’s gay, dumb ass!” over whatever anime we were about to watch.(Leave it to anime nerds to be so blunt,) Pyscho Desu ran up to Lisa and asked her if it were true. Lisa nodded her head, obviously annoyed at her friend announcing her sexual orientation. Psycho Desu latched onto Lisa's hip. Lisa freaked out and tried to pry her off but Psycho just stood there, gripping tighter and smearing her face against Lisa's dress. Lisa winced, apparently, Psycho desu started digging her filthy claws into Lisa's side.
Lisa yelled, freaking out. Lisa tried to shove her off one more time before the beefiest guy in the club yanked off Psycho Desu for her. Lisa fell back awkwardly, hitting her tail bone against on of the corners of the shelves. Pyscho Desu, who was obvilious to her obvious pain, pointed her finger at Lisa."I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU MY GIRL FRIEND, BELIEVE IT!"I was dying from the second hand embarrassment in the back of the room. I hadn't seen such a strong showing of socially retarded in anyone before.
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>>5988903Dis gun be good.
>>5988912Sup Boris>>5988903Got my popcorn. Let's do this.
Lisa, who was still nursing her back, laughed. The most awkward, pained laugh she could have forced from her body. It trailed off, as if she was expecting Psycho Desu to yell that she was kidding at any minute. It never happened.The ginger weeb made her way back to her seat in the back of the room, next to the obese guy that sticks around her, hoping to get her dick. I had hoped for Lisa's sake that it would end there, that Psycho Desu would go back to shouting stupid anime references and drawing disfigured naked men every club. It only got worse from there, sadly. The rest of the club was silent. I have no idea what happened outside of the club. I am not close enough to Lisa to ask her. What I do know is that, by next week Psycho Desu had decided she was in lurv with Lisa and was extremely vocal about it. To the point where she showed Lisa a picture that she had drawn of the two of them together.Lisa's face grew tomato red. One of Lisa's friends laughed from behind her. From what I could gather from the roars of laughter and the glimpse of the picture I had seen,Psycho Desu had drawn the two of them together on a bed, naked, with Lisa's face buried in her fire vagina. Both of their breasts were comically large, a few times larger then their heads. Psycho Desu's back was bent a full ninety degrees. Psycho Desu had even put in little speech bubbles, both of them with stupid stereotypical nonsense straight from hentai.
>>5988921Sup Warden.>>5988923Oh shit, gross.
>>5988928Why are you still awake,. gurl?
>>5988923>stereotypical nonsense straight from hentaiI instantly thought "my hips are moving on their own".
>>5988923Shit almighty.
>>5988930I'll probably go to bed in a few minutes. I have work in the morning after all.>>5988932HAH.
>>5988941You can't go to bed now! There's epic shit happening on the Internet. You might miss something.
>>5988944Good point, I'll wait for the story to end, and then I'll go to bed.
Lisa had her banned from the club after that. I was relieved. Psycho Desu screaming in my ear was always my least favorite part of the club. I had thought it was over for Lisa, too, but I was wrong. About two weeks later club had ended and we were all heading to the parking lot to go home. I was getting into the car with my friend when we heard a shrill scream from across the parking lot. My friend and I ran toward it, by the time we got there, half the club had gathered around Lisa who was freaking out.While in club, Psycho Desu had smashed her window and left road kill in her car. Two dead fucking squirrels on her driving and passenger seat. They were old, they had flies swarming over them, and were half rotten. The crazy bitch had collected them and left there. Apparently, getting kicked out of anime club had been the last fucking straw and she was full on nuts.Lisa called the police. She asked a few friends to stay behind to help with filing a police report.Without any evidence, they had no chance of linking it to Psycho Desu.
1/2>be 14 and go to con for first time>oh boy, cosplay!>buy some shitty inuyasha cosplay off ebay, it was cheap and the wig was ugly but I had fun>good times and whatnot with friends at the con>get tuckered out before friends around midnight and decide to go back to hotel without them>bus is packed with congoers, barely room to move, i'm squished somewhere to the middle>fattest woman I've ever seen (easily over 20), greasy hair, acne scarred face, pushes her way onto the bus>she locks eyes with me and gives out a happy "squee!" noise and bodily wrestles her way over to me>apparently she was a big fan of inuyasha and while I was taken back by her exuberant attitude and unkempt appearance, we ended up having a fairly nice convo about the show>kind of got weird later into it when she kept going on at points about how hot she thought inuyasha was, how tsundre attitudes were sexy, how I looked just like him, and about her yaoi interests>also whenever the bus would go over a bump or shake she would 'fall' against me, which seemed innocent enough at first but she lingered a bit longer than comfortable and sometimes it felt something like dryhumping with her giant tits and stomach rubbing up against me
>>59889582/2>one big bump and she literally grabbed me in a bear hug, nearly yanking me down with her>I could smell her sweat and breath very distinctly>she went on about how comfy she was aren't you comfy? aww you're so cute and thwarted my weak attempts to disengage her (dont be so tsundre!)>spend rest of ride encased in her ham arms, >keeps leaning forward to whisper increasingly disturbing things in the fake ears on top of my head, calling me 'inu-chan'>she starts getting very flirty and sexual with her conversation, asking me if I ever been with a woman>one time she squeezed my ass. too young and too beta to tell her to fuck off at this point, bus too crowded to run>turns out we get off at the same hotel>I escape her grasp and she follows me to the elevators>tries to talk me into going to her room for a 'sleep over'>tell her I rather to go to mine, alone.>she wants to come with, I try to talk her into leaving me alone but she finds my weak attempts cute>so I tell her I'm taking the stairs>she frowns a little and asks what floor I'm on>tell her 10th, I was actually on the 3rd>bolt up stairs, see her taking the elevator>tell no one of my near possible man-rape experiencethe lesson I learned that day: best way to lose an obese, scary weeaboo that may or may not be after your cock is to take the stairs.
>>5988956Bitches be crazy!
>>5988956SHIT ALMIGHTY. That's disgusting.>>5988965Well played, anon. Way to escape a hambeast.
The acts of violence became more direct after that.According to Lisa's friends, Psycho Desu had found out where she lived. She left her notes that Lisa gave to the police. All of the notes said were things like "Bitch" and "Whore". There may have been some in Japanese, but I'm not sure if they were kidding or not. Lisa handed all of the notes to the police. She was freaking out. Lisa almost never came or left club alone. She was always right by some one. Lisa stumbled into club with out glasses and a nose brace some time later. Psycho Desu had shoved her from behind on the street when she was jogging. Lisa's nose and glasses had cracked on impact. She told she Lisa that she was a whore and probably not even a lesbian. She said that Lisa had ruined her life. That she told all of her "Friends" lies about her and got her banned. Lisa was obviously freaking out. She said her vision was blurry and she was panicking but she thought Psycho Desu may have had a knife. So she bolted. She bolted home. I heard that Lisa may now have evidence to prove all of the claims and that Psycho Desu may get expelled. I am not even sure if psycho desu goes to class anymore, I haven't seen her around campus. I hope Lisa doesn't see this, she may kill me or Psycho Desu for that matter. I don't know how to help.
Nice to know I'm not the only fa/tg/uy that's also a seagull.Polite sage for no real contribution.
>>5989009There are actually a decent number of fa/tg/uys around here (myself included).From the conversations I've had in off-topic threads, seagulls are better at Magic than fa/tg/uys anyways.Saging as well, none of my horror stories are weeb-related.
