/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)16:55
No.5896167

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Anonymous 05/30/12(Wed)16:55 No.5896167

>It's not easy being green - as one Brazilian man proved when he painted himself to look like the Incredible Hulk - and found the colour wouldn't wash off.

>Pool attendant Paulo Henrique dos Santos, from Vila Cruzeiro, dressed up as the comic book hero for a running event, but got a nasty shock when the time came to remove the green paint.

>After frantic scrubbing, the hapless chap realised he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151983/HULK-use-permanent-paint-paint-come-OFF-Wannabe-supe
rhero-left-red-faced-staining-green-missile-paint.html#ixzz1wNaexZmo

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)16:58
No.5896179

Anonymous No.5896179 05/30/12(Wed)16:58 No.5896179

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Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)16:58
No.5896183

Anonymous No.5896183 05/30/12(Wed)16:58 No.5896183

WHAT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER THE FACT.

How could anyone be so stupid.

Static !faggotPtko
05/30/12(Wed)16:59
No.5896187

Static !faggotPtko No.5896187 05/30/12(Wed)16:59 No.5896187

File: 1338411598418.gif-(492 KB, 350x197, i never crowley.gif)

.... HOW.

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:00
No.5896190

Anonymous No.5896190 05/30/12(Wed)17:00 No.5896190

>he'd used a paint reserved for ballistic missiles and nuclear submarines

How the fuck do you end up with this instead of body paint?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:01
No.5896193

Anonymous No.5896193 05/30/12(Wed)17:01 No.5896193

...how did he even come across that paint? wouldn't there be cheaper, easier to get paint that wasn't permanent?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:01
No.5896194

Anonymous No.5896194 05/30/12(Wed)17:01 No.5896194

HOW THE HELL DID HE NOT DIE OR GET SEVERELY ILL

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:02
No.5896200

Anonymous No.5896200 05/30/12(Wed)17:02 No.5896200

>It was only after being scrubbed by a gang of friends and neighbours for 24 hours that Paulo finally removed the stubborn staining.

lmao, probably scrubbed off all the skin. he's lucky it didn't get into the layer of tissue like tattoos do.

Static !faggotPtko
05/30/12(Wed)17:03
No.5896205

Static !faggotPtko No.5896205 05/30/12(Wed)17:03 No.5896205

>Well I guess I'm going to dress up as the Hulk for the Avengers opening.
>My local party shop is out of body paint, shucks!
>Good thing I have this spare can of submarine paint lying around, it'll do!

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:07
No.5896217

Anonymous No.5896217 05/30/12(Wed)17:07 No.5896217

>He feared the industrial paint could actually give him lead poisoning, though he appears to have had no symptoms.

judging by his mental state before and during painting himself, I don't think he'd notice

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:07
No.5896218

Anonymous No.5896218 05/30/12(Wed)17:07 No.5896218

>>5896190
>>5896193

Seriously, what store was he shopping at that just so HAPPENED TO HAVE Military grade ballistics paint in stock?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:08
No.5896221

Anonymous No.5896221 05/30/12(Wed)17:08 No.5896221

>>5896218
It is Brazil, I guess.

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:08
No.5896225

Anonymous No.5896225 05/30/12(Wed)17:08 No.5896225

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Is it just me or would this make much more sense if it was a Homestuck cosplayer?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:10
No.5896230

Anonymous No.5896230 05/30/12(Wed)17:10 No.5896230

>>5896225
Like that chick who tried to dye herself in the hotel bathtub?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:10
No.5896233

Anonymous No.5896233 05/30/12(Wed)17:10 No.5896233

>>5896225
i wouldn't feel as bad for a homestuck cosplayer though
there's also a distinct difference between "i was trying to be a troll hurrururur" compared to "i was trying to be the hulk"

Micnax !!JOgXJlDqDmX
05/30/12(Wed)17:10
No.5896238

Micnax !!JOgXJlDqDmX No.5896238 05/30/12(Wed)17:10 No.5896238

File: 1338412240565.gif-(20 KB, 227x283, jadedunnolol.gif)

>>5896230
Exactly

Though, that was just hilarious

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:16
No.5896250

Anonymous No.5896250 05/30/12(Wed)17:16 No.5896250

>>5896230
what.

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:17
No.5896253

Anonymous No.5896253 05/30/12(Wed)17:17 No.5896253

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>Maternal mix-up: The hapless Hulk is helped by his mother - who media reports referred to as his girlfriend

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:25
No.5896281

Anonymous No.5896281 05/30/12(Wed)17:25 No.5896281

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>>5896253
GO EAGLES

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)17:27
No.5896287

Anonymous No.5896287 05/30/12(Wed)17:27 No.5896287

>>5896253
Look at her face.

"Dammit, boy"

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)18:06
No.5896433

Anonymous No.5896433 05/30/12(Wed)18:06 No.5896433

>>5896287
he's like 35 years old

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)18:09
No.5896447

Anonymous No.5896447 05/30/12(Wed)18:09 No.5896447

I hope he didn't paint his penis.

Imagine what it would feel to scrub it off from that.

FKJALSHOSG

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)18:13
No.5896465

Anonymous No.5896465 05/30/12(Wed)18:13 No.5896465

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>Green skin
>Brazilian

How did no one make this connection?

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)18:17
No.5896474

Anonymous No.5896474 05/30/12(Wed)18:17 No.5896474

>>5896465
...I feel like a bad nerd for not realizing it. Fuck.

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)18:25
No.5896509

Anonymous No.5896509 05/30/12(Wed)18:25 No.5896509

>>5896447
well unless this was a nudist convention he was cosplaying at......

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)19:16
No.5896702

Anonymous No.5896702 05/30/12(Wed)19:16 No.5896702

wtffffff

Anonymous
05/30/12(Wed)20:05
No.5896896

Anonymous No.5896896 05/30/12(Wed)20:05 No.5896896

>>5896465
I thought that was going to be the joke. I was really disappointed when I got to the end of the first line.

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)01:52
No.5898165

Anonymous No.5898165 05/31/12(Thu)01:52 No.5898165

>>5896896
no

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)04:49
No.5898476

Anonymous No.5898476 05/31/12(Thu)04:49 No.5898476

>It was only after being scrubbed by a gang of friends and neighbours for 24 hours
I think I've seen this exact scenario in a porno somewhere...

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)05:31
No.5898539

Anonymous No.5898539 05/31/12(Thu)05:31 No.5898539

>>5896183
>how the fuck could anyone be so stupid
>brazilian

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)05:33
No.5898541

Anonymous No.5898541 05/31/12(Thu)05:33 No.5898541

I wonder if he became as angry as Hulk when he found out.

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)09:20
No.5898866

Anonymous No.5898866 05/31/12(Thu)09:20 No.5898866

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>>5896167
>>5896167
>>5896167
>>5896167
>>5896167

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)09:31
No.5898884

Anonymous No.5898884 05/31/12(Thu)09:31 No.5898884

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It wouldn't be permanent either way, the skin would flake off eventually. The worst that would happen would be that he'd be stuck green for a week.

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)09:33
No.5898887

Anonymous No.5898887 05/31/12(Thu)09:33 No.5898887

I honest to God feel bad for him. I understand that he messed up but I bet he was running late and tried to find whatever he could at the time to get himself green and onto what he needed to do.

But looking at those pictures and seeing the look on his face... I really, REALLY, do feel bad for him :(

(yes I know I posted an emoticon. Yes I know you hate that. But I am that sorry for him)

Anonymous
05/31/12(Thu)09:44
No.5898907

Anonymous No.5898907 05/31/12(Thu)09:44 No.5898907

I know at least in India, paints are majorly unregulated and people often accidentally use industrial paint for parties and children's crafts because there are no warnings and everyone ends up sick. Obviously Brazil and India are NOT the same place, but depending on where he lived in Brazil, there's a chance it just had no label, or was sold to him by someone who told him it would be fine.